What in elements would having an effect that can target the user be useful besides immaterial creatures?
Unless you can give a wide example on how your function can be useful, I will simply conclude that it is not and therefore has no need in elements.
Whilst this card is slightly vague, yes, I do expect a slight element of "This is a new card, let's see what it can do" from people.
Because it triggers every activated ability, that is multiple card draws from hourglasses, multiple mitoses a turn, insta fa kaff to pulvy, otyguh, lobotomizer, the CC nymphs, and many other annoying cards forcibly burrow/unborrow shriekers...
This card has uses.
It should still be compared to lobo, though.
Hmm... I see where you are trying to go, but I think it will be a bit limited...
I think It might be more fun to have it force creatures and permanents to use their abilities on a random target on the same side instead of just on themselves.
That could certainly be a thorn in the sides of parasite and Maxwell demon decks.... and it would let otyughs and scarabs backfire successfully as well.
I actually would very much like to try out this spell if it worked that way.
Well, if you could choose between freezing the squid that's freezing all of your shriekers and dragons, or freezing the abyss crawlers next to it, you'd probably choose the squid.
Although, yes, having the card choose between random things on the field would be quite nice, but it would be a nerf to an already not-uber-strong card.
Although, I guess the positive uses, like hourglass, can get a little silly and powerful, so sure, I'll definitely consider it.