Talk Like A Pirate Day | Talk Like A Pirate Day

[ZephyrPhantom]

NAME: Talk Like A Pirate Day ELEMENT: Water COST: ARR!  TYPE: Pirates don't have types, mate! THIS YEAR WE PIRATES CHANT: M-arr-y Christmas to ye landlubbers! TEXT: It's time to loot an' plunderh dose unb-arr-ably annoyin' holiday ideas! Steal all thy rum on the other field!	NAME: Talk Like A Pirate Day ELEMENT: Water COST: ARR!  TYPE: Pirates don't have types, mate! THIS YEAR WE PIRATES CHANT: M-arr-y Christmas to ye landlubbers! TEXT: We're sendin' you to Davy Jone's locker, mate! Kill all thy landlubbin' creatures you see!

ART: The International Talk Like a PIRATE! Day Website IDEA: Zblada' NOTES: In order to pay Arr! quanta, you must chat your opponent ingame saying "ARR!" to show your pirateyness. This results in all "ARR!" cards in your hand being played. When you steal rum, you and your little creature deckhands will run over to the opponent's field and try to find all the rum hidden in the enemy permanents. Each succesful rum find heals the finder 10 HP, but makes them desync for the rest of the game because they're "drunk" on game-breaking bugs. When you kill any landlubbers, your deckhands shall blast the enemy landbound creatures with their invisible Firestall cannons. We pirates have honor among our fellow elementals though and will not fire on Frogs or Airborne creatures unlike those blasted Flooding elementals who violate common sense. NO EXCEPTIONS FER NINJAS, EVER! Playing any of our "ARR!" cards shall wipe any of the blasted blackrobes off the the decks! My entry for the Holiday Fun Redux! competition. This card is intended to be a parody that Runs On Nonsensoleum and is not meant to be taken as a serious card submission. SERIES:

[Naesala]

Best. Card. Ever.

[artimies7]

Whoa. I just got done talking to the guys over at RH from when we did our Talk Like a Pirate Day.

And that is a pretty sweet card.

[NikaZaslavsky]

Yarr Har Fiddle-Dee-Dee
Being a pirate is alright with me
*words I don't remember
I am a pirate!

[Naesala]

Yarr Har Fiddle-Dee-Dee
Being a pirate is alright with me
*words I don't remember
I am a pirate!

Yarr Har Fiddle-Dee-Dee
Being a Pirate is alright with me
Do what you want cuz a pirate be free
you arrr a pirate

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