[...] I'm somehow at fault for your artistic inability.
In my case, it is clearly not your fault. If I am very bad at art it is all Vrt's fault (nothing less).
On a more serious tone, if one of you guys is taking orders (is that the correct word?), I could really appreciate on the darkness background: (a) a white snowflake (b) a spider web and (c) half a snowflake half a spider web.