Arite, ya wankers. Time for DoctorC to become
THE ABSOLUTE BESTEST DIVINE LIZARD MAMMAL FAIRY POKEMON-CHAN THAT THERE EVAR WAS
Royalty: With his new found power, DoctorC have become the only thing that would physically be able to hold his awesomeness: The Absolute True God Of 42 And All That. Having a power of army of Gods, DoctorC hath slained the smol lizzid into it's undivine oblivion. The end.
Bard: Now, this masterpiece of a wall that DoctorC have built himself out of pixels and pure awesomeness is absolutely unpenetratable. Nothing can break this perfection of a wall, which makes Wizard's work irrelevant. He can try, though.
Bonus: I made a tutorial on how to make a sandwich.