Brawl #5 - Round 6 (FINAL ROUND)

[CleanOnion]

April Fools thingy is in a spoiler at the bottom of this post

Time's up! Challenging countdown: Challenge's up!

Revenge of the Vengeance "Are you going to be serious in your duties this round, Councillor?" "Now why would I ever do that? So long as I have the power of the knife side, no one can defeat me." With a flourish, Clean held up the Councillor's precious knife. "Oh shi- I'll go post round 6 right now to the people!" Read Brawl Rules All submissions must be made by making a new topic in your team's private board with the title: [ROUND X] ROLE(S) For example "[ROUND 1] Card Design"

Hope you know your team by now... Make a card for each member of your team, each in a different element. Oh, not hard enough? Build a stall deck with them as well, then. All of them. Use Nymphs as substitutes for the new cards. How fix Honk Design two Duo decks where both elements are opposite (eg  & VS  & ) that have about a 50-50 winrate against each other. Then, depict them battling in a medium of your choice! De-Newb-ification Write a guide to the game that not only gives in-game assistance, but explains the forums as they are currently! Elements Opening Crawl Write or narrate an opening story for elements, that would play before the game began to establish a mood and setting! Winner will have their story displayed in a Star Wars-like opening crawl. EVENT CARD! Battle on Mustafar Event Card text: Each challenge made this round awards the team making the challenge 3 points. Any challenges made this round will award the challenger three points for their team! If you haven't used your Challenge yet, now's the time!

Bonus Task 3 (Round 5&6): Team Tribute! Make a tribute to your team! Make a tribute to your team! It can be absolutely anything. No more guidelines for this task. Enjoy the open-endedness! All teams who submit will receive 5 points. Winner will receive 5 points! Deadline: Round #6 deadline. SUPER BONUS TASK (Round 1-6): Team Manga! Create an Elements-themed comic book by co-operating with your fellow Brawlers! Super Bonus Tasks are an additional type of bonus task. There will be only one this Brawl, and it starts and ends with the event. It is supposed to be a co-operative task between every Role and teammate. Your task is to produce an Elements-themed manga, comic book or graphic novel. The Boss can coordinate and help out, the Forum Expert can supply their expertise to help the team, the Writer can produce an interesting plot with captivating dialogue, the Artist can generate stunning graphics to carry the story forward. If you're going for a Yu-Gi-Oh! style comic, the Deckbuilder could make decks for the character and the Card Designer could make a card to be featured in it... but what you produce and how you distribute your workload is up to you! All teams who submit their Super Bonus Task will receive 10 points. Winner will receive 15 points! Deadline: Round #6 deadline. Spoiler for Fiery Hot Mixtape VS Abyss Brawlers: Greetings and salutations, abyss brawlers! You sent FHM a wager on round 2 that nearly broke the entire team and made us all quit. Now. You will know my pain. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA *Cough.* After a good discussion with Meow, and 0nion on round 3, I've decided to get you back with not one, not two, not three... But SIX different challenges, which I will all send in this one PM. Brawlmaster note: The contents of the following spoiler counts as 6 individual challenges Spoiler for Hidden: Espithel's Frustration Artist task. Design an elements-themed fantasy sword with 0 unrealistic traits. The sword can't resemble a sword already in the game. (Elements themed refers to looking like it could belong in the game, or bearing good inspiration to part of the game's art.) (Fantasy sword refers to stylishness, beauty, and coolness.) (0 unrealistic traits means that the sword must be completely practical to use in a real life fight. This means no unnecessary bulk, no over-the-top weight, no pointless spikes, etc. You may want to research what proper swords look like and how they're used.) (0 unrealistic traits means that the sword must have no out of place traits. I don't wanna see swept hilts on your kopeshes, or bronze on your spadroons!) (What type of sword you design is up to you. Two-handed, one-handed, ancient, new, curved, straight, cupped hilt, crossguard. As long as it has historical basis, it's fine!) (I sound like a kekking nerd. I feel sad.) Espithel's Delirium CD task. Create a card that, in turn, creates three new ingame cards. The upgraded version of the card has create three different new ingame cards. Each card submitted this way, in-game or otherwise, must be a different element. (An ingame card is one that you can't add into your deck. Examples include ash, singularity, malignant cell, and shield slot.) (The card doesn't have to make new ingames immediately; One ingame could spawn the next, for example.) (Hey, at least it's better than what I did last brawl. BS card challenges are best card challenges!) Espithel's Masochism CD/FE task. Find the two worst pieces of music you can find on youtube. Make a card where the unupped represents one piece whilst the upped represents the other. ("Bad" means music that is outright just bad, not music that you personally don't like.) ("Representation" specifically means that the card has to refer to that track specifically, so no cards relating to just "bad music" in general.) Espithel's Duplicity CD/Boss task. Create a R6 CD/Boss submission that would be valid for a team that is not your own. (For reference, the R6/Boss task is: Make a card for each member of your team, each in a different element. Oh, not hard enough? Build a stall deck with them as well, then. All of them. Use Nymphs as substitutes for the new cards.) Espithel's Despair Writer task. Write a letter about how much you hate Espithel and his constant whining about how unfair life and brawl is despite being pandered to by 0nion practically this entire time. (It's funny because it's true.) Ulamog, the Ceaseless NearHundred CD task. Create a card with converted quanta cost 94. The card can't cost chroma or pseudoquanta. (It's tradition to name a task after an Eldrazi.) (Yes, the quanta cap is 75.) So er, yeah. Suffer profusely. (And yes, I've already checked with 0nion/Meow that this is okay) Spoiler for The Chaosomes VS Abyss Brawlers: "Elite Dragonfly the Science Guy" Hello, I'd like to send the following challenge to Abyss Brawlers. I think it is a Forum Expert challenge (it's actually an Off-Topicker task, but that was merged into it), but correct it if you see it fit. Make a science/math video to explain a mechanic in EtG Spoiler for Abyss Brawlers VS Gaia's Pride: "Animated Tribute" Abyss Brawlers would like to challenge Gaia's Pride! Make an animated tribute to your team! Like the bonus task, only animated! You may have it related to your bonus task submission, or create something separate! Spoiler for Abyss Brawlers VS The Chaosomes: "Mechanical Underdrive" Abyss Brawlers would like to challenge Chaosomes to a CD task! "Design a card that uses the mechanic that the other team submitted for the Round 4 CD task" Good luck! Spoiler for League of Shadows VS The Chaosomes: The League of Shadows challenges the Chaosomes to six additional tasks this round! Brawlmaster note: The contents of the following spoiler counts as 6 challenges Spoiler for Challenges: The Team Tourney! REJECTED Create a unique, new tournament ruleset based around your team name (no name game shenanigans or boring stuff like that! Make something new!) The Team Tourney MkII! REJECTED Create a unique, new tournament ruleset based around another Brawl team's name (no name game shenanigans or boring stuff  like that! Make something new!) Ascension Create a False God which uses at least 18(36 doubled) copies of cards you have submitted in Rounds 1-5 of Brawl Ascension MkII. REJECTED Create a False God Farmer which uses at last 18 copies of cards you have submitted in Rounds 1-5 of Brawl Do not Pass Go. Do not collect 200. REJECTED Redesign the Pvp Leagues ruleset to be more fair/fun. Buy one get one free! Design an advertisement for Elements! Tasks marked REJECTED have been rejected at no penalty to TC As per the Event Card: FHM earns 18 points, TC earns 3 points, LoS earns 18 points, and AB earns 6 points. Please PM the Brawlmasters if we've missed any. Challenges named "like this" were named by a Brawlmaster

Notes:
* Every submission in general must remain PG-13, non-Writer submissions have a max limit of 1000 words (except if noted otherwise) and every submission must absolutely not exceed the length of a single private message (65535 characters).

Spoiler for April Fools!:

Time's up! Challenging countdown: Challenge's up!

Revenge of the Vengeance Onion pondered around the Imperial Boardroom. "Do you think anyone reads this, Darth Zawadx?" "No, my apprentice." "Good. Then they'll never know that this is an April Fools round and that the actual round will be published in a spoiler below." "*evil laugh*" Read Brawl Rules All submissions must be made by painting the following satanic chant onto your face: [ROUND X] ROLE(S) For example "[ROUND 1] Card Design"

Dance-off! Record a dance video to a Nicki Minaj song with elements-themed lyrics. Must contain actual footage of all team members. If a member commits suicide from listening to a Nicki Minaj song they will be disqualified. This is the hardest part of this task. http://puu.sh/o08OM/a51787b1f5.png EVENT CARD! This tape is HAWT Event Card text: If Fiery-Hot Mixtape submits a submission for the R6 task, they automatically win Brawl. Any submission made by FHM earns 1000 points immediately. Bonus Task 3 (Round 5&6): Team Tribute! Make a tribute to your team! Make a tribute to your team! It can be absolutely anything. No more guidelines for this task. Enjoy the open-endedness! All teams who submit will receive 5 points. Winner will receive 5 points! Deadline: Round #6 deadline. SUPER BONUS TASK (Round 1-6): Team Manga! Create an Elements-themed comic book by co-operating with your fellow Brawlers! Super Bonus Tasks are an additional type of bonus task. There will be only one this Brawl, and it starts and ends with the event. It is supposed to be a co-operative task between every Role and teammate. Your task is to produce an Elements-themed manga, comic book or graphic novel. The Boss can coordinate and help out, the Forum Expert can supply their expertise to help the team, the Writer can produce an interesting plot with captivating dialogue, the Artist can generate stunning graphics to carry the story forward. If you're going for a Yu-Gi-Oh! style comic, the Deckbuilder could make decks for the character and the Card Designer could make a card to be featured in it... but what you produce and how you distribute your workload is up to you! All teams who submit their Super Bonus Task will receive 10 points. Winner will receive 15 points! Deadline: Round #6 deadline. Notes: * Every submission in general must remain PG-13, non-Writer submissions have a max limit of 1000 words (except if noted otherwise) and every submission must absolutely not exceed the length of a single private message (65535 characters).

[JonathanCrazyJ]

Um. Wut.

EDIT: OH

[Solaris]

Well played, everyone!

[andretimpa]

2 girls 1 brawl > the rest
get rekt

[russianspy1234]

Truly evil thing to do would be making the fake deadline different than the real one.

[JonathanCrazyJ]

Challenge countdown should be much shorter.
Could bombard one team with 6 challenges that you have had a week already to complete. challenge countdown should be normal, 3 days from start of round.

[Espithel]

Challenge countdown should be much shorter.
Could bombard one team with 6 challenges that you have had a week already to complete. challenge countdown should be normal, 3 days from start of round.

Real men prepare their challenges a round in advance.

(No, this is not what I did.)


EDIT:
If Abyss wins brawl, I will not film myself dancing to nicki minaj.
This is a promise.

[CleanOnion]

Challenge countdown should be much shorter.
Could bombard one team with 6 challenges that you have had a week already to complete. challenge countdown should be normal, 3 days from start of round.

Challenging countdown has been reduced by 2.5 days.

[dawn to dusk]

« on: March 31, 2016, 11:01:23 AM »

YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME YOU DUMB WALNUT

[CleanOnion]

« on: March 31, 2016, 11:01:23 AM »

YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME YOU DUMB WALNUT

I made the post then, but I moved it from the private board at 1AM today

[Naii_the_Baf]

BUT ME NOT KNOW HOW TO DAAAAANCE ;_;
YOU PURE EVILSZ DIRTYONION

[CleanOnion]

As April Fool's Morning has ended, the false Round 6 thread has been swapped out with the actual Round 6 tasks. The false task can be found in a spoiler at the bottom of the OP.


Reminder: In Round 1, a winning task earned 7 points. In Round 6, a winning task earns 28 points. So y'know. Stakes and stuff.

Oh, and the Bonus Task. Oh, and the Super Bonus. Oh, and more challenges yet to come.

Have. Fun.