Friday, 29/04.
And the Bazaar gets dustier by the day!
Today I was put on auction once again,
but apparently 103 electrum is too much
for the beggars in this joint! And honestly,
how can people choose the hunky Crimson
Dragons over an elegant and efficient
attacker like me! Gah!! I hate these
noobs newer players. (Shouldn't insult them, I'll belong to one
someday.) really piss me make me angry.
What's the use of having an eternity
in my hands, if I'm gonna have to
spend it in this hellhole!!
Aetherday, 31/04
Finally, someone decided to do a
thing and buy me. God, I'm just so
ha-appy! Luckily I didn't fall in the
(hands) of a noobie either! This guy wants to
(beat) a mono fire with bolts and Phoenix (deck)
which can beat all deck types - at least
that's what he was rambling on about.
I dunno, seems like a plan to me. What (I)
know is that this guy has another Phoenix
as a pet, and my god is she a beauty!
She looks... well, more sophisticated then (anyone)
I've met. It must be her time away (from)
the Bazaar.
Wait, was I just drawing a doodle of her?
God, I think I'm falling for this chick Phoenix.
I hope she never sees this, I'm already blushing.
Lifeday, 02/05.
Today I had my very first PVP battle, against
a totally archaic Life rush. Seriously, people noobs still
use this stuff! Even in the Age of Shards?
Of course My Master annihilated him. And it's all
thanks to me. He top decked two phoenixes in
his starting hand, guess who? Yep, me and her.
And soon we were chipping at that noob's
HP. I tried to catch her eye, gossip about how
primitive a rush we were facing. She's just so
proud, she won't even look at me. She flew
on and striked, her feathers waving gracefully in
the breeze. God I think I am in love! Am I
seriously, this is just to weird. This girl, I could
head off into a thunderstorm or cremate
myself, just for her. Gah! Why wouldn't
she just look at me even once? She must
hate me, think that I'm Bazzar riff-raff,
while she's a gift from the great oracle.
And it's all so true! She's just soo
special. God, can I ever get her? Whatever,
I'm just gonna love her for eternity. She
can't ignore me forever!
Deathday, 07/05
I'm literately lost for words. You know, I don't
even want to live anymore. Oh God, why have
you cursed me with the pain of Phoenixhood,
Why can't you let me die!!
Today we faced off against a Mono-Aether.
I had been out for ages, trying to find a
way through the Phase Shield chain. And suddenly,
right as the chain broke, my master had a lucky
topdeck and she came down, I was elated!
Just image, it was just the two of us,
waiting about. I tried to talk to her, about
how we made a great team. But no, it'd
just kill her to talk to me. I got a glance,
a glance though, that's something!
But then, I heard a crackle in the air and
a bolt of lightning reduced her to ashes. I
was shocked, but it was standard fare, Phoenixes
don't die so easily. That's when a second bolt came,
and suddenly she wasn't there.
God, why couldn't it have been me? Why?
Why didn't I just fly over and take that
bolt myself. And now, now she's gone. Just
gone. Forever! Will I ever get someone like
her, someone to spend an eternity with?
No, I'll just have to whither all alone.
I swear, I'm never NEVER gonna LET ANOTHER
MONO AETHER GET PAST ME. NEVER AGAIN!