Host: Alright boys and girls welcome to the Corrupt a Wish gameshow. We're sure you know how the game works but just in case you don't we'll go over the rules really quick.
Contestants: *mumbles* we know how the game works and all
Host: Glad you're in agreement! First things first, we'll describe the rolls. Each turn I will be the wisher. Now I'll have to wish for something logical so don't get too worried about me wishing for some made up animal I just thought of that I desperately want *trails off*. Anyway, you guys are the corrupters! You get to corrupt my sweet, innocent wishes! Doesn't that sound fun?
Contestants: *vague mumblings of they were promised cake*
Host: I thought so! So here's how your corruptions work. You have to grant my wish, but also throw in some unexpected twist to make it most unpleasant. Say I wish for a star you might say Granted, but when you go to visit it you burn up. I my wish for an elephant, you'd say granted, but it tramples you. I could wish for a rock and you'd say granted, but it weighs three tons and is on top of you. Even if I wish for something sadistic like a vial of poison you'd say granted, but it's airborne and kills kittens with no cure.
Audience: *Gasps*
Host: I'm sure you guys have the picture, Now, I'll be in charge of the winner, he who corrupts the best shall be chosen by me, and who I choose shall win a point, the one with the most points wins
Contestants: we got the picture before we came here.
Host: Okay on to the other rules!
Contestants: Other rules?
Host Other rules! To successfully grant a wish and corrupt it you must wave your magic wand which we have so generously provided.
Contestants: This is kinda lame.
Host: You signed up for this guys, my show, my rules. Now let's start!
Host: I wish for a fish
Phil: Granted it's dead
Otto: Granted it's rotten
asdfg: Granted it's a cuttlefish
Zanz: Granted it's a magikarp that can never evolve
Broom: Granted it turns into a Swiffer Duster
Host: this is a tough one...I'll have to go with asdfg for as I own several cuttlefish myself. On to round two!
Host: I wish for a death ray
Phil: Granted, it can only kill you
Otto: Granted, those who you kill with it turn into zombies
asdfg: Granted, it kills bad breath
Zanz: Granted, it can only kill bugs
Broom: Granted, it kills spiders that make webs that get stuck in my head
Host: Hmm, quite a few good choices here, But I think I'll have to go with Otto, I love zombie movies.
asdfg: You can choose winners based on that kind of logic.
Host: My show I can do what I want. Sass me again and you're out.
Host: I wish for patch 1.4 (corruptions, Granted it is full of bugs, Granted it resets your account, Granted it is the last patch ever, Granted it becomes the only thing your computer can run)
Phil: Granted it's full of bugs
Otto: Granted it resets your account
asdfg: Granted it is the last patch ever
Zanz: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT THIS!?!?!
Broom: Granted all the elements become broom related.
Host: Oops, looks like we're out of time, you guys should have answered sooner, now it's time for overtime punishment.
Contestants: What!?
Host: *puts on goggles and pushes big red button*
*Whole room bursts in a flash of light*
Host: well, looks like they'll never remember this round Join us next time on the never ending show!
Ending black screen: host's evil laughter.
