RavingRabbid (Bans Fire, Light, Time)

[RavingRabbid]

War Application

Banned Elements (These elements cannot bid on this Player)

Forum Name RavingRabbid In-Game Name RavingRabbid Score 300k or more Electrum Enough Timezone (GMT) +1/+2 (Rome, Amsterdam, Paris, Bruxelles, Bielefeld) Usually Online (GMT) No

Favorite elements (These elements have a small advantage in bidding) 1st 2nd 3rd

Nymphs - Copypasted from War #9 so I may have more
Aether	3
Air	1 + 1 mark
Darkness	2
Death	2
Earth	3
Entropy	8 + 1 mark
Fire	1
Gravity	4
Life	4
Light	0
Time	0
Water	2 + 7 marks

Why I would make a good War team member

I wouldn't. I'm going to be very inactive, and haven't really re-joined the forum yet. If the war drags to half through October, AND it's still going and my team still is in this still, I may become useful. Before then, know Elements won't be a priority in my life, much less a stupid event that requires me to wake up at 4 am because warmasters are drunk and ALWAYS match me with some pacific coast living Canadian, a nightly person or simply someone that lives when I sleep. Also I kinda suck at card games, am a fraud and generally smell a lot. No matter how much deodorant I put on myself I smell. It's awful. It's 35 degrees and I'll be sweating like prosciutto outside the fridge, and you don't want me to smell all over your team chat. Think of the most unpleasant you've ever been. Hot, desertic wind, humidity, asphalt releasing heat. Sounds like an ideal place to live if you are a semi-aquatic being. You aren't? OH THAT'S JUST YOUR SWEAT AND TEARS AND PHYSICS 2 EXAM YOU HAVEN'T PASSED YET? That said, I'm not joking about my activity. I am fully aware my app is illegal at the moment, and if I don't have any time to edit it before the deadline you are pretty sure I would be a worse team member than the tree outside this window. There said, where are my cards? Check my last war app, not much has changed maybe one or two nymphs I haven't really spinned the fat guy in quite some time. Also, since I'll be a crap teammate I'll have some very specific requests for my general. 1) Don't disappear/get banned/get injured I'm pretty tired of this shit man 2) Don't expect me to clock in the time to lead a team to victory. I can help, but as I already said I'm a busy and mature person. very mature. VERY VERY MATURE DOES MY MATURITY NOT APPEAR EVIDENT FROM THIS. 3) Accept life is unfair and I like terrible jokes and I actually know english very well but I'd rather write nonsensical jokes and long lines and make grammar wrong. 4) I wanna see some naked dudes so I pretend a team pool. 5) If you are not a banned element at any point of this application, you likely won't be banned from bidding on me at any point when I can edit this. 6) If you are a banned element, stop being an element. If you are general of a banned element before the deadline, don't assume it's personal. I may just have banned things because I wanted to make a long and illegal list. 7) If you are general of a banned element at the deadline, feel free to take it personally 8] Don't bid too much on me I won't be worth it seriously I spent a lot of time writing this thing just to tell you I'm not worth to be your highest paid player. Unless you decide to money me irl. Please give money am student. Why as of the first draft of this is the only element not banned and not favourited yet? idk lol.

[RapidStar_]

well this is quite a different application

[iancudorinmarian]

Entropy banned even though he has 8 nymphs and a mark FeelsBadMan

[JonathanCrazyJ]

Damn. One more water mark than me

[ddevans96]

I feel inadequate

[JonathanCrazyJ]

Master party in the auction room! where's Tiko?
majo, bring the drinks

[RavingRabbid]

Entropy banned even though he has 8 nymphs and a mark FeelsBadMan

I didn't tell fat man oracle to shower me with glitter

[Naii_the_Baf]

Besides that you may list up to 3 bans for teams you refuse to be bid by. Each ban increases the minimum bid allowed on you. You may choose 3 favorite elements and rank them.

You may start unbanning elements.

[Solaris]

Besides that you may list up to 3 bans for teams you refuse to be bid by. Each ban increases the minimum bid allowed on you. You may choose 3 favorite elements and rank them.

You may start unbanning elements.

He may, but will he?

[willng3]

Besides that you may list up to 3 bans for teams you refuse to be bid by. Each ban increases the minimum bid allowed on you. You may choose 3 favorite elements and rank them.

You may start unbanning elements.

He may, but will he?

Nay, I say.

[RavingRabbid]

[...]

Oh I am aware of the rules fully aware I am perhaps I should have written somewhere in the earlier paragraph I AM FULLY AWARE OF THE RULES aware aware aware of the rules oh perhaps I did. Actually I'm pretty sure I did, oh sure I did there's a I'm aware my app is illegal in there. Oh I read the rules oh I did and I sure know I understood them. Looks like I'm not the one with reading problems anyway.

I am the awarerules.

[RavingRabbid]

Updated to cut some bans down still illegal.