3D House of Beef (Life, Water, Gravity)

[3D House of Beef]

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Banned Elements (These 3 elements cannot bid on this Mercenary)

Forum Name 3D House of Beef Chat Name 3D House of Beef In-Game Name 3D House of Beef Score 340,154 Electrum Don't you worry about a thing baby-girl, Big Daddy Beef Stick has you covered. Timezone (http://whatismytimezone.com/) (GMT) GMT -8 Usually Online (GMT) From GMT 18:00 to GMT 6:00

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Boring cards        Aether        All Air                      All Darkness All Death            All Earth              All Entropy      All Fire                    All Gravity          All Life                      All Light                  All Time                  All Water            All      Other                    All

Awesome cards Aether        73 Air                      62 Darkness 61 Death            81 Earth              91 Entropy      54 Fire                    64 Gravity          82 Life                      59 Light                67 Time                  89 Water            57      Other                    46 Non-Upgraded Rares Discord      All Arsenic          All Titan            All Pulverizer        All Druidic Staff        All Fahrenheit            All Trident              All Arctic Squid      All Morning Star        All Miracle                  All Owl's Eye                All Eternity                All Pharaoh                All Vampire Stiletto All Lobotomizer      All Non-Upgraded Nymphs Aether        1 Air                      1 Darkness 1 Death            0 Earth              0 Entropy      2 Fire                    0 Gravity          0 Life                      3 Light                  0 Time                  1 Water            0 Why I would make a good War team member                                                              I would make a terrible war member.  I'm old.  I'm busy all the time.  I never play unupped. Additional info:  I will be offline for most of March 18th-20th.

[TheonlyrealBeef]

Darkness bids 3 cards

[GG]

Gravity bids...

wait what? I HATE YOU BEEF

[3D House of Beef]

Ha!  Sorry Girlsgen.  No offense intended I assure you, and I have no problem with you or gravity (82 upped gravity cards!), but I had to pick three.  Since you kick my ass every time we duel, I didn't imagine you'd want me on your team anyway.  I suspect I am just being mocked for excluding gravity  .

[Higurashi]

6 cards

[TheonlyrealBeef]

Darkness bids 7 cards

[Higurashi]

10 cards

[TheonlyrealBeef]

Darkness bids 11 cards

[Zeru]

An eye for an eye my friend.
12 cards

[willng3]

Shouldn't you have raised it by 3 bids then?

[3D House of Beef]

I must say, I am surprised and flattered by the attention.  A heartfelt thanks to all the masters who continue to make horrible strategic errors by bidding on me.  I'm not saying I'm not worth 12 cards, I'm just saying I am only worth 12 cards if those cards are unupped skeletons that you weren't planning on using anyway.

Love the auction.  Love the war.  Love me some elements.  Honored to be on any team that would have me.