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glopso (No Bans) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=31238.msg395864#msg395864
« on: September 19, 2011, 11:35:22 pm »
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Glopso here, ready to fight for the cause of liberalism! There shall be no compromises, no aspects of democrat negotiation. We will legalize all drugs, give animals the right to marry, and eradicate weapons from the general civilian population and police forever! Any team fighting for the Liberal Cause is welcome to bid on me. Wherever my gaze rests, Conservative scum will wither and the corruption of the US of A shall sink into the bowels of VERY HELL ITSELF (Hell used figuratively, because we should all be free to believe in whatever we want). A bid for me is a bid for the redemption of our great nation. I mean, how can you be busy rejecting my application when AMERICA IS TURNING INTO A FASCIST POLICE STATE?

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Re: glopso (No Bans) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=31238.msg395866#msg395866
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2011, 11:38:47 pm »
Why so serious?
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Re: glopso (No Bans) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=31238.msg395876#msg395876
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2011, 12:09:26 am »
Just to note, the entirety of the post is not just a joke, and I am applying.

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Re: glopso (No Bans) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=31238.msg395877#msg395877
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2011, 12:09:44 am »
Why so cereal?
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Re: glopso (No Bans) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=31238.msg395883#msg395883
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2011, 12:18:40 am »
I'm disgusted at you. Only a Conservative would be both a serial eater and a cereal killer at the same time.

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Re: glopso (No Bans) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=31238.msg395894#msg395894
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2011, 12:45:41 am »
Oh god I love this so much. Yes, yes, I know. How can I be loving a forum post when America is turning into a facist police state?

Re: glopso (No Bans) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=31238.msg395998#msg395998
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2011, 06:08:13 am »
I've written the speeches without being a part of war twice now, but when it comes time for me to write my own, I feel like I want you to do it.

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Re: glopso (No Bans) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=31238.msg396011#msg396011
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2011, 07:12:14 am »
Except for your IGN, this post made me laugh pretty hard
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Re: glopso (No Bans) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=31238.msg396154#msg396154
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2011, 02:47:37 pm »
Except for your IGN, this post made me laugh pretty hard
Sometimes I wish I could change my IGN too. I suppose I could make a new account.

Now I just have to wait for the bids to start rolling in...

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Re: glopso (No Bans) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=31238.msg396168#msg396168
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2011, 03:21:29 pm »
I mean, how can you be busy rejecting my application when AMERICA IS TURNING INTO A FASCIST POLICE STATE?
'Cause I live in Sweden and laugh at silly Murricans.
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Re: glopso (No Bans) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=31238.msg396170#msg396170
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2011, 03:23:56 pm »
I mean, how can you be busy rejecting my application when AMERICA IS TURNING INTO A FASCIST POLICE STATE?
'Cause I live in Sweden and laugh at silly Murricans.
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Re: glopso (No Bans) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=31238.msg396404#msg396404
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2011, 11:16:28 pm »
Jealous that you have a trident.

 

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