Espithel's Frustration
Artist task.
Design an elements-themed fantasy sword with 0 unrealistic traits. The sword can't resemble a sword already in the game.
(Elements themed refers to looking like it could belong in the game, or bearing good inspiration to part of the game's art.)
(Fantasy sword refers to stylishness, beauty, and coolness.)
(0 unrealistic traits means that the sword must be completely practical to use in a real life fight. This means no unnecessary bulk, no over-the-top weight, no pointless spikes, etc. You may want to research what proper swords look like and how they're used.)
(0 unrealistic traits means that the sword must have no out of place traits. I don't wanna see swept hilts on your kopeshes, or bronze on your spadroons!)
(What type of sword you design is up to you. Two-handed, one-handed, ancient, new, curved, straight, cupped hilt, crossguard. As long as it has historical basis, it's fine!)
(I sound like a kekking nerd. I feel sad.)
Espithel's Delirium
CD task.
Create a card that, in turn, creates three new ingame cards.
The upgraded version of the card has create three different new ingame cards.
Each card submitted this way, in-game or otherwise, must be a different element.
(An ingame card is one that you can't add into your deck. Examples include ash, singularity, malignant cell, and shield slot.)
(The card doesn't have to make new ingames immediately; One ingame could spawn the next, for example.)
(Hey, at least it's better than what I did last brawl. BS card challenges are best card challenges!)
Espithel's Masochism
CD/FE task.
Find the two worst pieces of music you can find on youtube.
Make a card where the unupped represents one piece whilst the upped represents the other.
("Bad" means music that is outright just bad, not music that you personally don't like.)
("Representation" specifically means that the card has to refer to that track specifically, so no cards relating to just "bad music" in general.)
Espithel's Duplicity
CD/Boss task.
Create a R6 CD/Boss submission that would be valid for a team that is not your own.
(For reference, the R6/Boss task is:
Make a card for each member of your team, each in a different element. Oh, not hard enough? Build a stall deck with them as well, then. All of them. Use Nymphs as substitutes for the new cards.)
Espithel's Despair
Writer task.
Write a letter about how much you hate Espithel and his constant whining about how unfair life and brawl is despite being pandered to by 0nion practically this entire time.
(It's funny because it's true.)
Ulamog, the Ceaseless NearHundred
CD task.
Create a card with converted quanta cost 94. The card can't cost chroma or pseudoquanta.
(It's tradition to name a task after an Eldrazi.)
(Yes, the quanta cap is 75.)[/spoiler]
So er, yeah.
Suffer profusely.
