So, You're New around all this Elemental kind of stuff, huh? 
Well, newbs like you should probably get shown around before you kill yourself wandering into Chaos Lord or stumbling hap-haphazardly into Espithel.
First lemme show you where you're staying for the next year or so.
This is the Arena. Sound's pretty epic, right? WRONG. Make a Grabbow (i'll give you a link later, it's genius, you basically spam everything that's in your hand until your opponent hates you for your obvious creativity) or Mono-Dark (similar effect), and spend the next year of your life playing against the same 10 basic deck types until you have enough rare cards and money to make Brave Freedom, then go to silver arena and do the same thing until you have all the rares. Takes about 8 months to get everything except one single Shard of Integrity, which takes you through the next 4.
By this point you have two of all the other rares, so you might as well upgrade them. For this, you'll need money. Welcome to Platinum Arena. Do you like playing
and
decks with some
thrown in? Cool, cause it's called PDials, and will consume your life for the next 2 years.
At this point I should probably mention the Oracle, cause you need to log in EVERY SINGLE DAY OF YOUR LIFE to get free stuff, and he'll tell you what False God you can play first that day. It's important, because False Gods need to be taught a lesson once a day, to stop them from getting all cocky or something.
Oh, you don't know what the False Gods are by their name?
Come on down to the forum!
Basically it's where noobs like you annoy pros like me until we tell you what you want to know. Maybe if you are nice one of us won't ban you on sight, and you can join some events.
-You could play Leagues, but make sure you use the same decks everyone else does, because non-conformity is frowned upon.
-If you play Trials make sure you pick the trial with the least number of players, so you might stand a chance at getting a colored forum name which everyone will tell you you don't deserve behind your back.
-If you play War, make sure you get the hell out of the vet on your team's way. If you don't show up for your matches everyone will hate you, If you are sporting to your opponent and lose because you didn't contest something your team will hate you but won't say it. Actually, if you are sporting, you might as well bugger off to play some game where people don't care enough to bitch at eachother.
-If you play Brawl.. actually just don't.
Other sections include:
- Card Design, which is where we fan-fic Elements and have a shared delusion our thoughts matter.
- Competitions, where you badger other noobs to vote for your stuff, especially if they don't look at the other submissions.
- Forum Games, this is great, you play games you can find in tonnes of other places on the internet, only here, you get to play them with people who have a unique understanding of the word 'deadline', and a perfect understanding of the word 'fun'. Protip: arguments are fun.
Oh, and if you make enough posts and aren't a total noob, you can become a staff member, or a council member. Hell, you could probably become an administrator if you pay enough to keep this wonderful place running. Are you rich? srsly, here's the link to
the forum hosting page...Wait, where are you going?
What's a Hearthstone?
