Here is an audio file to listen along with while reading the song lyrics. (
sung by mathman)
Chorus:
Down the hatch and there she goes,
Drinking ale with all the pros.
Sit right down and settle in,
Whisky first and a spot of gin.
Entropy first is what we'll see,
but first I'll take a real quick pee.
Empty the tank and empty the bladder,
and then there's room for
antimatter.
Death is next, oh what a scare,
the
poisonous shots will kill ya there.
Spiders and
mummies wrapped up tight,
Aflatoxin with all it's might!
Chugging drinks, a
black hole,
the alcohol will soothe the soul.
Drinking beer with all your bros,
the
chargers and
armagios.
Before you down that
Basilisk Blood,
I ask for another bottle of bud!
Rough and tough with your
stone skin,
Wait 'till my fist hits your chin.
You think you're smart, all smirk and grin,
Until you've tried
Adrenaline.
A shot of rum and egg nog.
Like all the
scorps and
horny frogs!
Down a glass of
rage potion,
before you cause a drunken commotion,
Cinnamon Whiskey and all its might,
record the temp in
Fahrenheit!
Don't you dare spill those beers,
Or she'll be crying
nymph's tears.
Colored shots all pink and green,
You gotta try my
steam machine.
Luciferin now or later,
Pass one down to the
Crusader!
We will drink throughout the night,
Until we see the
Holy Light!
Breathe fresh
air my sweet Las,
before I unleash
unstable gas.
The bartender needs a few more things,
like peppermint schnapps and powdered
wings.
To see the future you'll be wishin'
that you had a
precognition.
one more drink, or maybe two.
it will give you
deja vu.
Cloudless
nightfall, and moonshine,
then have yourself a glass of wine.
Liquid Shadow will put you to rest,
Like a
parasite or a
pest.
I have myself a real deep thirst,
for the prettiest
twin universe.
Immortal life, a
quintessence!
And now my mouth needs a rinse.
