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Hey all friends of wadurrr!!! Cause of my late entrance this year in trials, i think i will start this new topic for some funny wadur tasks! I will try to make the tasks easiest and funny, and give new tasks every day or two, you all can hopefully participate and have some fun. Probably if many people like to join and i have to decide my favorites, i go winning a tournament to give prices, but honestly fun is the price i wann give here the most. ;D Hope you all take part and enjoy! 8-) :water
So lets start with this task:
Task 1: Build an unupgraded trio-deck, including Toadfish, that can win AI3 with a 33% win-rate.
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Task 2: Show me your painting skillz! Paint a picture from your most favourite Water-card! It donĀ“t have to be artistic, more to be awesome. :D
(http://i.imgur.com/SpJLhhn.png)
Task 3: Show a legal picture from web or take one from yourself, what shows your understanding about the element water! Still, it should be funny. 8-) ;D
(http://i.imgur.com/tYIBG0r.png)
Task 4: Happy Easter task! Build a waterdeck with 6 fate-eggs in it (can be duo, trio, rainbow...)!
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Task 5: Show me a picture from web that shows your most favourable water-card, without editing and not posting the original picture from the game. Just think of your favourite water card, go to pictures-search and find a real picture that looks like the card.
(http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/store/promo/hardware/SteamMachine_CorouselImg_Zotac.png)
Task 6: Give me a fun-deck, based on 50%-water-cards, what can win a war-battle vs. every other element. Plz fun, not dim. 8-)
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Better than Dims.
Task 7: Paint a picture showing me getting stomped by JCJ or JCJ getting stomped by me! (in finals=))
JCJ 2drunk4finals
(https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/zelda.gamepedia.com/thumb/9/9a/Chuchuboss.jpg/300px-Chuchuboss.jpg?version=cd39a365ebe3d282f808f001ad2c9e8d)
Wasn't painted by me... disqualified???
Task 8: Build an arena deck for plat, having 80 points, oracle card is "Flooding"! That deck should beat AI4 at 40%! Plz use Simulator (http://elementscommunity.org/tools/xenocidius/simulator/) with 100 games.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little... darker, darlings.
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(http://i.imgur.com/PSxYP1Y.png)
(I think it's closer to 85% overall, but I had to post this roll)
Task 9: Gimme a picture, painting, what ever you find, what shows you or someone you like (or both) in a water-based situation. (Yes, selfmade or internet is all ok, just have fun :P)
I am an Aquarius after all~
(http://i.imgur.com/UmNRUKW.jpg)
(Picture's really old, though, as you can tell by short hair, my serene expression and the fact that someone agreed to take a picture of me)
(http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/160201100553-hawaii-surfer-wipeout-exlarge-169.jpg)
Task 10: Draw me a picture that shows all 12 elements in one. (Understand as you want, just fun! :)))
(http://imageshack.com/a/img922/3613/u0dtg3.jpg)
Task 11: Write a short funny story about the life of an elemental-creature, e.g. Ulitharid or Otyugh.
Its called the ugly otyugh;
Once, there was an ugly otyugh.
He was so ugly that everyone died.
The end. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY)
Task 12: Give me the reason why water is the best element vs all other OR when you cheer for another element, give me the reason why your element is better than water?! (And still fun is the answer! 8-))
So, we all know good ol' Shrek, don't we? Well, as we all know, Shrek is Life, a.k.a. :life. Shrek is undoubtly green, and so is Life, as you can see on the following diagram.
(http://i.imgur.com/6hejB86.png)
It doesn't stop there, however, for this "Triangle of Superiority", as I like to call it, becomes more superior of other elements, when you realise that the diagram was Illuminati this whole time!
(http://i.imgur.com/amhehmh.png)
And thus, with the power of the most powerful memes in the world, Life becomes supreme element in the whole world.
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Task 1: Build an unupgraded trio-deck, including Toadfish, that can win AI3 with a 33% win-rate.
How's 66-70%?
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Burning Pillar for Steam Machines, which act as side-damage unless the game goes on long.
Toadfish for main attacker and minor cc.
Thunderstorms are major cc, fueled by the air mark.
Water Pillar, of course, for quanta generation.
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Game 1
(http://i.imgur.com/FQtwHlF.png)
Game 2
(http://i.imgur.com/uXFdmTc.png)
Game 3
(http://i.imgur.com/WaSydTN.png)
Game 4
(http://i.imgur.com/WhIr81V.png)
Game 5
(http://i.imgur.com/PEtrNNt.png)
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I played 5 games against ai3. I won 5 games against ai3.
too ez
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(http://imgur.com/YKbXtBP.jpg)
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Simulated 1000 games against ai3
Player
Wins: 787
Winrate: 78.7 %
Average TTW: 10.101651842439644
EMs: 72
EM rate: 9.148665819567979 %
Computer
Wins: 213
Winrate: 21.3 %
Average TTW: 12.455399061032864
EMs: 0
EM rate: 0 %
Kill the things on the board, heal up with the Vamps.
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This brings me back; i submitted sth like this to the Bestiary back when 1.4 was actual news. Intention was to submit a welldesigned deck thats still reasonably weak because of weakish synergies.
Player
Wins: 798
Winrate: 79.8 %
Average TTW: 11.093984962406015
EMs: 90
EM rate: 11.278195488721805 %
Computer
Wins: 202
Winrate: 20.2 %
Average TTW: 11.643564356435643
EMs: 1
EM rate: 0.49504950495049505 %
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Well, thx for all of you taking part! I really liked all your decks, toady in it makes everything feel good for me!!! 8-)
But my heart goes for, what else, the toadmare variation by jijo! :sillyspin:
Edit: After question comes in chat, i wanna say why to choose that deck. I played every deck against ai3 5x and its was the funniest. The winrate with every deck was 100%, lucky me, but i wanna see some fun here, so its what made the winner. 8-)
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Well, lets think about the next task:
Task 2: Show me your painting skillz! Paint a picture from your most favourite Water-card! It donĀ“t have to be artistic, more to be awesome. :D
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not fave, but best I can paint :P
(http://i.imgur.com/9jhxKTK.png)
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Someone had to pick this card...
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301012280546689027/301959244260048906/Shard_of_Patience.png)
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Smells like pixels
(http://i.imgur.com/SpJLhhn.png)
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I totally like what you paint there!!! The Chrys and the Sopa look very special, but docĀ“s Pury is awesome, it reminds me the same time a dragon-eye... fabulous! Thanks you for taking part!!!
Next Task:
Task 3: Show a legal picture from web or take one from yourself, what shows your understanding about the element water! Still, it should be funny. 8-) ;D
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(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3377/3178735339_35c5ecd69d_z.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/TuIibNy.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/tYIBG0r.png)
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For me, :water is Hahli
(http://orig00.deviantart.net/7ee5/f/2007/322/f/8/hahli_sketchthing_by_toatiome.jpg)
Hahli, for those of you who don't know Bionicle, is basically a water elemental. Only water, however. No ice, no steam, just water. She also wears a mask, that allows her to copy any ability of underwater animals, such as venom of poisonous eels or ability to emit light of anglerfishes.
I don't know what it is, but I really like Hahli, both her character and her appearance. Needless to day, whenever word "Water" pops up in front of me, I instantly think of her.
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a3/c3/5e/a3c35e2b899b9d036d8121939b8ebd77.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/LE2xC7y.jpg)
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asdw152 wins.
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asdw152 wins.
Seconded.
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Sure, I'll take part.
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/a497c09efa353bc7259efd175b46a42f/tumblr_nrgu3iHMes1uz5ay9o1_500.gif)
(https://static1.e621.net/data/41/68/4168c7fde92a08c0f8519fcb4506303e.jpg)
(https://static1.e621.net/data/db/53/db53b91f846a701433364a03cef18e3c.png)
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You all did very well! ;D Im impressed so much! 8-)
But i choose ddĀ“s understanding of water as the deepest and funniest thought about my task. :D
New task:
Task 4: Happy Easter task! Build a waterdeck with 6 fate-eggs in it (can be duo, trio, rainbow...)!
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you didn't ask for it to be good, therefore...
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:D it still beats ai3.
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Define waterdeck. Just has to include at least one water card?
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Fun deck, SoR makes Eggs less vulnerable and twice as effective, also powers steam machines, or Squid if you're tight on early game quanta.
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Define waterdeck. Just has to include at least one water card?
Hmm, i wonĀ“t answer this question, just think of whats fun in this section for me... 8-)
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/o3Zx_q8OVcc/maxresdefault.jpg)
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Totes counts
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As the deck title says this deck is supposed to represent egg hunts.
Novas/Super Nova/Water Pendulum: Well not all cards can be thematic.
Elite Cockatrice: The eggs have to come from somewhere.
Fate Egg: Only trolls make egg hunts and don't hide eggs.
Cloak: Represents the eggs hiding.
Shard of Readiness: The eggs are now ready to be found.
Shard of Patience: The eggs wait patiently to be found.
Nymph's Tears: The eggs are too hard to find hence the tears followed by...
Fire Pendulum: Tears turn into rage as the eggs are still hidden.
Pandemonium: When the eggs are found pandemonium ensues as each seeker tries to get all the eggs for themselves perhaps cracking some.
The deck is bad don't try at home, also I've never been to an egg hunt with real eggs so I hope my thematic-ness is ok.
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I realy like your ideas, but muffin i like your idea of egg hunt and themes me very! :-)
Next task:
Task 5: Show me a picture from web that shows your most favourable water-card, without editing and not posting the original picture from the game. Just think of your favourite water card, go to pictures-search and find a real picture that looks like the card.
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(http://orig05.deviantart.net/11dc/f/2015/285/6/8/crystal1_by_daydreamprincess-d9cw1hk.jpg)
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(http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/store/promo/hardware/SteamMachine_CorouselImg_Zotac.png)
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(http://www.chesapeakebay.net/images/field_guide/Oyster_Toadfish_page_image.jpg)
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(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F03%2F21%2Farticle-2586036-1C77D05300000578-490_638x733.jpg&f=1)
Cue the people not getting it
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I don't get it.
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dont get it too, can you say it espi? :-)
But my winner here is cactusking, sure i love toady, but the steam machine is so awesome pictured in rl! 8-)
new task
Task 6: Give me a fun-deck, based on 50%-water-cards, what can win a war-battle vs. every other element. Plz fun, not dim. 8-)
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Notice how it has a ball in the middle.
Purity Ball.
See, I'm smert.
Now that I've explained it, it's eight times less amusing.
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sorry, was not sure, thought pury or nymph queen. :-X
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dont get it too, can you say it espi? :-)
But my winner here is cactusking, sure i love toady, but the steam machine is so awesome pictured in rl! 8-)
new task
Task 6: Give me a fun-deck, based on 50%-water-cards, what can win a war-battle vs. every other element. Plz fun, not dim. 8-)
Do you want 1 deck against each element, or one deck that we feel could win against anyone?
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I'm not going to do this task, because I don't want to give away my trixy secrets :P
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Better than Dims.
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Like torbs idea the most! JCJ is too clever. 8-)
Next task:
Task 7: Paint a picture showing me getting stomped by JCJ or JCJ getting stomped by me! (in finals=))
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JCJ 2drunk4finals
(https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/zelda.gamepedia.com/thumb/9/9a/Chuchuboss.jpg/300px-Chuchuboss.jpg?version=cd39a365ebe3d282f808f001ad2c9e8d)
Wasn't painted by me... disqualified???
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JCJ 2drunk4finals
(https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/zelda.gamepedia.com/thumb/9/9a/Chuchuboss.jpg/300px-Chuchuboss.jpg?version=cd39a365ebe3d282f808f001ad2c9e8d)
An accurate portrayal
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JCJ 2drunk4finals
(https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/zelda.gamepedia.com/thumb/9/9a/Chuchuboss.jpg/300px-Chuchuboss.jpg?version=cd39a365ebe3d282f808f001ad2c9e8d)
Wasn't painted by me... disqualified???
Rules are rules, but fun always will win here, so no problem! 8-)
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(http://puu.sh/vytDc.png)
Hardly a picture, disqualified? :sillyspin:
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Well, hoped some more will try, but then Valerian, gratz for your victory. ;D Nice try bas, but link for me? I like. :)
Task 8: Build an arena deck for plat, having 80 points, oracle card is "Flooding"! That deck should beat AI4 at 40%! Plz use Simulator (http://elementscommunity.org/tools/xenocidius/simulator/) with 100 games.
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(http://imgur.com/QbfBEWr.png)
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Murky Waters
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Beat AI4 at a rate of 55% to 59%. Probably should be more, but what do I know?
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Origin Card "Spatial Detachment"
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And now for something completely unfun (http://elementscommunity.org/chat/skin/smilies/devil.png)
(srsly, though, on average that thing wins at least 60% against AI4, prolly around 62-65%, by eyeballing a few runs)
As for Spiel, here's a link: https://puu.sh/vytDc.png
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Bas... :P Its my language i guess, i meant "Link" from Zelda! 8-)
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You mustn't be afraid to dream a little... darker, darlings.
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(http://i.imgur.com/PSxYP1Y.png)
(I think it's closer to 85% overall, but I had to post this roll)
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I realy love that Darkdomin! Physs, its your victory! :D
Lets try something new:
Task 9: Gimme a picture, painting, what ever you find, what shows you or someone you like (or both) in a water-based situation. (Yes, selfmade or internet is all ok, just have fun :P)
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I am an Aquarius after all~
(http://i.imgur.com/UmNRUKW.jpg)
(Picture's really old, though, as you can tell by short hair, my serene expression and the fact that someone agreed to take a picture of me)
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yvSmPqqZB3Q/maxresdefault.jpg)
Valeboi no likey his blood getting pumped into an icefield for sience.
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Well, there is nothing else than giving the win to DoctorC and CactusKing both! Im very proud you both showed your pictures, awesome as they are!!! :D
New task:
Task 10: Draw me a picture that shows all 12 elements in one. (Understand as you want, just fun! :)))
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Nova. :D:D:D:D:D:D
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Nova. :D:D:D:D:D:D
No :light :darkness or :earth
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This is actually my trials flag
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(http://i.imgur.com/Yf9ZzAK.png)
Nova. :D:D:D:D:D:D
No :light :darkness or :earth
It's fiiiiine to not include fake elements >:(
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(http://i.imgur.com/Yf9ZzAK.png)
Nova. :D:D:D:D:D:D
No :light :darkness or :earth
It's fiiiiine to not include fake elements >:(
Light, Darkness, and Earth aren't fake. Life is though
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Thanks for all your great artisan-sillz! I like many of them, especially the Rainbow-god himself is awesome! That eye with entropy makes it sooo nice! But the most fun part for me is in Jackanorys picture... blowing bubbles is one of the funniest things on earth!!! ;D
New task is something new, no idea how many of you are able to do, just try and show fun:
Task 11: Write a short funny story about the life of an elemental-creature, e.g. Ulitharid or Otyugh.
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Hmm, no poets here? :'(
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There was once a photon, frolicking in the wilds.
It then burnt to death to fuel the sadistic, unsustainable power needs of the tyrannical elemental overlords.
The end.
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Its called the ugly otyugh;
Once, there was an ugly otyugh.
He was so ugly that everyone died.
The end. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY)
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There was an old Phoenix who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at an elf who was down by the crick
His feet in the water, his hands on his
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young nymph who looked like a
Pretty, young preacher
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white shiny light
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her photons, so they would not spit
While the salvs in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the nymph in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the mummy, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Tomb in the desert, with a big trap out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet gnome, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty, you're not good for my health.
Source:
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There was an old Phoenix who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at an elf who was down by the crick
His feet in the water, his hands on his
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young nymph who looked like a
Pretty, young preacher
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white shiny light
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her photons, so they would not spit
While the salvs in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the nymph in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the mummy, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Tomb in the desert, with a big trap out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet gnome, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty, you're not good for my health.
This brings back memories... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs)
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There was an old Phoenix who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at an elf who was down by the crick
His feet in the water, his hands on his
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young nymph who looked like a
Pretty, young preacher
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white shiny light
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her photons, so they would not spit
While the salvs in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the nymph in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the mummy, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Tomb in the desert, with a big trap out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet gnome, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty, you're not good for my health.
Now, now. Spiel said to write a story, not plagiarise it from somewhere else. =P
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It's not plagiarism if you change five words :D
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... Yes it is.
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There was an old Phoenix who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at an elf who was down by the crick
His feet in the water, his hands on his
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young nymph who looked like a
Pretty, young preacher
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white shiny light
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her photons, so they would not spit
While the salvs in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the nymph in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the mummy, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Tomb in the desert, with a big trap out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet gnome, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty, you're not good for my health.
Now, now. Spiel said to write a story, not plagiarise it from somewhere else. =P
I could always cite my sources
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If things not from you, they should be funny, to win. I think i will wait for another 4 days, to lets some awesome poets more time to come here. :)
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A devourer got up late
He totally forgot he had a date
For he thought he'd be alone forever
For every day seemed darker
So he got up and smiled
Waited for a while
But his date never showed up
He had imagined it all up
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Sorry for being so late, but RL thought i need time there.
Here i am, giving my thx to anyone participating and writing a story, there was many good, but i like the Oty most, thx CactusKing!
New task will be, and i hope you still wanna participate:
Task 12: Give me the reason why water is the best element vs all other OR when you cheer for another element, give me the reason why your element is better than water?! (And still fun is the answer! 8-))
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So, we all know good ol' Shrek, don't we? Well, as we all know, Shrek is Life, a.k.a. :life. Shrek is undoubtly green, and so is Life, as you can see on the following diagram.
(http://i.imgur.com/6hejB86.png)
It doesn't stop there, however, for this "Triangle of Superiority", as I like to call it, becomes more superior of other elements, when you realise that the diagram was Illuminati this whole time!
(http://i.imgur.com/amhehmh.png)
And thus, with the power of the most powerful memes in the world, Life becomes supreme element in the whole world.
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Sorry for being late here, i wasnt closing that thread, but had to be proof that thesis from you, doc. And what i have to say? You are right! Shrek is Life and Life wins war. Win goes to DoctorC!