Unspark | Paradoxical Anomaly (Really stupid)

[Espithel]

NAME: Unspark ELEMENT: Mirror (Of your own mark) COST: -3 mirror TYPE: Creature ATK|HP: -3 | -30 TEXT: (Gain three quanta of your mark when you play this. Heals the opponent by 3 HP, then dies.)	NAME: Paradoxical anomaly ELEMENT: Mirror (Of your mark) COST: -5 mirror TYPE: Creature ATK|HP: -8 | -300 TEXT: (Gain five quanta of your mark when you play this. Heals the opponent by 5 HP, then dies.)

ART: Mirror mark made by Hydroen. Mirror background made by OdinVanguard. Art itself made by A Small Child. IDEA: Frozengaia (I don't even have to put "I hope" on this one.) NOTES: ...I did warn you this card is stupid.  Partly because of how weird it is, partly because of when you suddenly figure out how broken it is. (Stronger than Nova) I want to balance this card, I really do, but it's just so... What do I... Why... I don't know, there's a funny charm to this card. I might as well share it. Actually, I'm fascinated by this all of a sudden. Come on, what stupid and insane things can you do with this? SERIES:

[jarozaoz]

Watafuk I just seen lol
You cannot been able to do a spell like "Gain y quantums of your mark, but additionally heals your opponent by x HP"? xD
By the way, i laughed for 5 minutes after seeing that. I WANT MORE!

[Espithel]

Put a minus sign next to ALL THE THINGS!

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*Sigh* And then I realise I actually could just make a spell that says "Gain 3 quanta of your mark, and then heal your opponent by 3 HP.

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[jarozaoz]

Put a minus sign next to ALL THE THINGS!

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*Sigh* And then I realise I actually could just make a spell that says "Gain 3 quanta of your mark, and then heal your opponent by 3 HP.

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* jarozaoz laughing a lot.

xD

[CHV]

if only you could catapult creatures to yourself (75 healing)
not sure if this could actually be useful as a creature (spell sounds much better), but you get a lot of points for originality!  8)

[andretimpa]

Well, you can immo, mutate, nightmare or fractal (wat) it if it is a creature. Immo and mutate are probably useful combos. (-300 HP. lol)

[Fippe94]

Best immo-target ever. Gain 8 quantum, then gain lots of more!

[Pineapple]

Oh god, the multi-blitz combos...

[Torriku]

Why -health.

Also fractal it, then sky blitz, antimatter Sofree super ness

[CuCN]

You would have to antimatter each one separately. That takes a lot of cards.

[Pineapple]

You would have to antimatter each one separately. That takes a lot of cards.

yeah, sofre clearly isn't the best option.
if they are airborne, you blitz 'em a few times, then drop a chimera and anti that.

[andretimpa]

Crazy 100HP OTK.

2 Fractals + Sky Blitz + 2 Anomalies + 3 Ball Lightning, with aether mark

Play the balls, fractal them, play the new ones, play the anomalies to reach 10 quanta, fractal the balls again, play them and use blitz.
I count 14 balls and 2 anomalies after the blitz, which would be 124 or 108 damage depending on wether anomalies are airborne or not.