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Post here when you're drunk!
I'm drunk. Yay!
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I'm not 18 yet.
Yayless.
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Sry, not drunk yet but I am not going to hit a six-pack just to ask this question:
I'm not 18 yet.
Yayless.
Are you 100% SURE that you are from Poland? ;D
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/five_thirty.jpg)
chickenhickhenchikcnehickhnecihkencchikenchiklecnihkecnhasdfip325p32p5p2j3552ip32ipp52p32p552p
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http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss297/dustinapyle/Funny/42izyvt.jpg
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Happy St. Patricks Day everybody!
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i never get drunk, and i can walk straight lines
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I'm not 18 yet.
Yayless.
This one made me laugh. :)
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i never get drunk, and i can walk straight lines
Heck, I never drink, and I can't walk a straight line. I am not a graceful girl. :P I remember my Junior year in high school. We just got finished playing a volleyball game and I am walking to go sit in the bleachers, (which are full of people from school and parents) and guess what my clumsy butt does. Yep, I fall flat on my face. Trip over that invisible line. One of my most embarrassing graceful moments.
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One of my friends is moving into a new place so we're having a housewarming party for him (at our house). Good times.
edit :
wasted :)
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My roommate is crying for Burger King. Apparently she is drunk and very hungry. At least I'm only drunk.
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You're a girl Mafi?
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No i have a female roommate. And a hangover.
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No i have a female roommate. And a hangover.
loled at last part
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I'm jealous of the first part :-(
I do have my own bathroom though... hard to beat that.
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I'm jealous of the first part :-(
I do have my own bathroom though... hard to beat that.
Can the bathroom make u sandiwiches? think not!
<- sober
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OK my roommate is drunk and has been asking for a samich for the last hour... lol
"can you make me a samich?
Why not! i want a samich.."
wheres my samich....?
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jeez, i'm not drunk but i have a epic vodka hangover, does that count?
I think i'll stay away from drink games for a while..............not *sits back*
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heehee - drunk people make me laugh ^^
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Going to a bonfire, will be back later to edit...
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Going to a bonfire, will be back later to edit...
edit: drunk
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Going to a bonfire, will be back later to edit...
edit: drunk
that made me chuckle ^^
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Especially since he didn't actually edit anything :-p
I'm sober, but I was cleaning my apartment and found a little liquor stashed away in the kitchen that someone that used to live here must have left. It's now safe in my closet so I can use it on a rainy day. :-)
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heehee - drunk people make me laugh ^^
That post made me laugh. :))
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All of you are a bunch of hot messes. :P
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BAHAHAAHAAH I'm not drunk but I'm being made to post here!
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This time. This time I am a drunk person. There is drunk people , and then there are pme, and I am begoy tha lebro eof tdrunk that they are
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This time. This time I am a drunk person. There is drunk people , and then there are pme, and I am begoy tha lebro eof tdrunk that they are
Purity is wasted...
Im not drunk currently, I think.
Ill come back to edit this is in about 2 hrs when its 4:00am for me.
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Ah, s***. Where the f*** am I?
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i cant find the modifity button so here goes i think my emuuj ran awsdy so i tkied catchign itkjm wiht my llam.
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Drunk people are funny.
BTW, I don't drink.
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well shiiit, look ath teh purty colrhs of le page off intehrnat lllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooollll
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Making a mockery of inebriation loses you a lot of respect with all the wrong people. Shame on you!
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geez, sry if i made a mess with you Demagog, i just wanted to make an impression of ME when I am drunk. damn, can't even make a joke about myself without someone thinking it's about them. now lets look at the thread, most people expected someone to give an impression of how they would post if drunk, and thats what i did. i had no harmful intentions behind this at all. now if you excuse me, i got some laundry to do.
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I'm not drunk cuz I ain't 18. Though reading these posts are hilarious because it's like Peter Griffen came into all of your lives
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I'm not drunk cuz I ain't 18. Though reading these posts are hilarious because it's like Peter Griffen came into all of your lives
Yo, dood, just outta curiosotay, who the f*** is PETER GRIFFENZ?
EDIT: Okay. I think I'm sober. I know who Peter Griffin is, by the way.
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geez, sry if i made a mess with you Demagog, i just wanted to make an impression of ME when I am drunk. damn, can't even make a joke about myself without someone thinking it's about them. now lets look at the thread, most people expected someone to give an impression of how they would post if drunk, and thats what i did. i had no harmful intentions behind this at all. now if you excuse me, i got some laundry to do.
No need to be so serious, silly.
The point of this thread is for the drunk to have a place to discuss things. If you aren't drunk, the drunk don't care what you have to say. Think of it as one of the language topics. If you don't speak the language, you don't belong.
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(http://library.thinkquest.org/08aug/01036/Imagini/alcohol%201.jpg)
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This time. This time I am a drunk person. There is drunk people , and then there are pme, and I am begoy tha lebro eof tdrunk that they are
Translation: "During this current solar period, I am a person who has become inebriated. There are other inebriated persons, and than there is myself, a being who is beyond the level of inebriation that the prior mentioned 'inebriated persons' have achieved on a typical basis."
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This time. This time I am a drunk person. There is drunk people , and then there are pme, and I am begoy tha lebro eof tdrunk that they are
Translation: "During this current solar period, I am a person who has become inebriated. There are other inebriated persons, and than there is myself, a being who is beyond the level of inebriation that the prior mentioned 'inebriated persons' have achieved on a typical basis."
You're back!!!! <3 <3 <3
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Guess what ... I'm actually drunk AND in this topic. I win!
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I am 16, yet I can be legally be drunk.
Take that.
*this post was first made while drunk*
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No need to be so serious, silly.
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o305/brokenn_/th_why-so-serious.jpg)
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I am 16, yet I can be legally be drunk.
Take that.
*this post was first made while drunk*
Where are you from? Azerbaidschen?
(not drunk :( ... yet ;) )
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I am 16, yet I can be legally be drunk.
Take that.
*this post was first made while drunk*
Where are you from? Azerbaidschen?
(not drunk :( ... yet ;) )
Italy.
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So you are talking about beer then?
Alla salute!
(kind of tipsy right now)
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This is happening at my house, I'll try to post an update on the day of.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/plastiqe/kegger.png)
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NO
SLEEP
TILL
BROOKLYN!!!!!
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Post here when you're drunk!
I'm drunk. Yay!
I'm not 18 yet.
Yayless.
This one made me laugh. :)
Scaredgirl posting here? Interesting ...
Disclaimer: I am not drunk, and do not drink. Yay for healthy livers!
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vinum regum, rex vinorum..
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Disclaimer: I am not drunk, and do not drink. Yay for healthy livers!
Kudos for us, not that I could if I wanted to.
I really don't want people to hear what actually goes on in my head anyway.
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(http://i54.tinypic.com/2cy15pz.jpg)
So.. Aviation Fuel.. 10 shots of Vodka, 3 Orange Vodka Reefs and a Can and a bit of Red Bull, in one. Hello memory loss my dear old friend.
Edit: A bit sloshed right now, talking on skype is apparently now a legitmate reason to work through 6 and a half cans of lager. Yay.
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Scaredgirl posting here? Interesting ...
You didn't know? She is from Scandinavia for christs sake ...
I'm not 18 yet.
Yayless.
Disclaimer: I am not drunk, and do not drink. Yay for healthy livers!
Can't get any yaylesser ... become a part of this world will ya?
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Well that kegger that I posted on page 4 is happening right now though it's still only 5:00, I've had about 6 and I've got a nice buzz going. I'm interested in the results from the final round for Draft II so I'll check in a couple more times tonight.
Edit: weeeeeee
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Tipsy and drawing stuff in Elements Chat.
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Took me a while to find this thing.
Gah. Can't believe I got half-drunk on a bottle of beer.
Oh. And a half a bottle of wine during dinner.
Yay it's fun to play CL while being tipsy.
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Best picture I ever took while drunk!
Copyrights go to Jasper van Steenis (made in 2005) ;)
(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/3662/huisweekend0019.jpg)
Tell me if you want the original as a desktop pic!
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Not drunk at all, but daaaaang Jappert, that's beautiful!
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*slow clapping*
Lol. Yeah ... great ... absolutely ... erm ... fantastic.
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i dont know whay i shaqre with you in this sunny saturday. but i am drunked. Yep.
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Smuggled a beer in a mug cup and drank during lecture, another during dinner, and another just now. I feel iffy and fat. My roommates are like wtf is wrong with this b*tch.
Anyways, I think this is a good place for this card:
(http://elementscommunity.org/images/Cards/Purify.png)
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Hehehe girlsG you're a cheap drunk, I'm jealous.
My brother just got back from a year of school in England so we've gone drinking the last couple nights. Last nite was a fancy italian restaurant where my buddy is the bartender and he hooked us up. If I remember correctly we had 2 pitchers of rickards red, tequila shots, a pineapple/rum and 7 & vodkas, then we came home and polished off a bottle of appletons rum that was 1/4 full and started into a texas mickey of bacardi while playing Catan. I won the 2nd game (which is the important part). I'm still a little drunk and it's 3:00pm the next afternoon lol.
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I was wondering what's the difference of being drunk or not being drunk if the typing is in the same level (as in my case). Maybe it opens some new horizons. Yeah.
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I really enjoy sitting back with a few beers and a nice Candlelight Firestall, grinding away in the Arena... Ahhhh... where's my beer?
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Had classes all day, then a pubcrawl that started from 7 that seemed would last until next morning. Left in the middle and posting this. Great I'm gonna hav a HORRIble headache in the morning... meh
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...i effing love toaster strudel so much all of a sudden
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...i effing love toaster strudel so much all of a sudden
this post officially made my day :P
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Ugh. I dont drink. Im underage.
Actually why not? ^-^
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Not drunk now but I will be in about 16 hours. Just a heads up.
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Not drunk either. I might be in a couple days though ... will keep you posted.
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alcohol is baaaaaaaaaaad...
cooldown after a dinner, in which I drank a lot
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I saw an FML once where someone said that they had a terrible hangover the first day of chemistry class only to arrive and find out that, for the entire day, they would be listening to all of the different sirens and alarms that would ring in the event of various emergencies.
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Well I don't usually go on my laptop when I'm drunk, But I was hungover this morning from drinking ALOT of vodka. I'm good now though :)
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Yesterday I was working at a plaza when the police shot somebody. I do pest control and I started at The Beer Store and went left, later I was having lunch in Subway when the guy got shot. If I had gone right instead of left, or started somewhere else I would have been there while he was shot. Kinda freaky.
http://www.680news.com/news/local/article/316901--siu-investigating-after-man-shot-near-401-and-weston-road
Anways, after a day like that (and all week really) I decided to cut my hair and get wasted last nite. Still a little drunk this morning as I type this.
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/409091_10150592060949009_505289008_10967114_1033318938_n.jpg
That's the new Facebook profile pic. It's upsidedown, but you can kinda make out the mohawk.
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im drunk eealy realy drunk.. i lovo you i lov all peppel i fil nice :-* :-* :-* bye
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And here I am feeling like I lost you.
It won't leave me alone.
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I'm bringing it back ya'll
So tonight was one of my housemates lasts nights cause he is moving out so we celebratedd. Good times.
oh man I needed it
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Damn...
weeeeeeeeeee
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Tonight was Wednesday Night Wine Night at the house so I had a bottle of cabernet shiraz to myself. Me & my room mates sat round drinking and then played some Mario Kart that I was winning till the last round where I lost.
I feel fine and I didn't think I was *that* drunk until just now when I had to google how to spell "Wednesday"
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Tonight was Wednesday Night Wine Night at the house so I had a bottle of cabernet shiraz to myself. Me & my room mates sat round drinking and then played some Mario Kart that I was winning till the last round where I lost.
I feel fine and I didn't think I was *that* drunk until just now when I had to google how to spell "Wednesday"
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Man you can't post every two month, it's not good for you.
Drink milk!
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Reporting in.
Today was awkward, since my "student" (kinda) invited me to her birthday party. She's like 7 yrs younger than me and I think she has a crush on me. Also, I have a GF for some years and my "student" knows it.
Anyway I durnk what I could and ate the cake.
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Anyway I durnk what I could and ate the cake.
My man!
(Not actually drunk today.)
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Reporting in.
Today was awkward, since my "student" (kinda) invited me to her birthday party. She's like 7 yrs younger than me and I think she has a crush on me. Also, I have a GF for some years and my "student" knows it.
Anyway I durnk what I could and ate the cake.
Cheers. That's almost +rep worthy.
I was on a birthday party too yesterday. It was fun and all, but then I somehow appeared in a hospital after leaving from the pub.
No idea how I ended up there, but I'm still alive so all is well.
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I was on a birthday party too yesterday. It was fun and all, but then I somehow appeared in a hospital after leaving from the pub.
No idea how I ended up there, but I'm still alive so all is well.
man, you are hardcore
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I was on a birthday party too yesterday. It was fun and all, but then I somehow appeared in a hospital after leaving from the pub.
No idea how I ended up there, but I'm still alive so all is well.
On the next episode of Drunken Magyars...
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Reporting in
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Drunk ... now :P
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who says being drunk isn't healthy for you..............i can still touch my toes.......just watch me do it now.... :P
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Wow. Had I known that this existed earlier, I'd already be a Legendary Member.
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omfg so well yeah.
seregant acsabi reporting for duty sir.
so I'm living with THREE gorgeous girls in the same apartment and we had a fucking great party today and GUESS WHAT my GF lives 100 miles away. and it really doesnt work long distance and there you go, 3 chicks in the same apartment. But what can you do?nothing cause there's your GF.
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omfg so well yeah.
seregant acsabi reporting for duty sir.
so I'm living with THREE gorgeous girls in the same apartment and we had a fucking great party today and GUESS WHAT my GF lives 100 miles away. and it really doesnt work long distance and there you go, 3 chicks in the same apartment. But what can you do?nothing cause there's your GF.
What the heck, drunk Acs. Sober Acs does not approve.
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Sober Jyi hates Drunk Jyi, because one time Sober Jyi woke up under a angry fat chick 3 towns away from home.
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Bump!
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My sincerest apologies to the good people of the 4 am shift at Mcdonalds.
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alright vag is really drunk! But I have a reason,today it's my birthday,turning 28! Have fun elements people and get drunk oftenly!
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happy birthday ;) ;) ;)
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Hello, my name is Neasla and I am drunk
apply for bral you son og a hamster
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Hello, my name is Neasla and I am drunk
apply for bral you son og a hamster
And if that won't convince you to join, I don't know what will :P
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Hello my name is vag and I plan to get completely wasted today.
Will update if things get rough and interesting.
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Hi! Can I hug y'all?
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Shotgunning a beer in under 5 seconds, impresses the friends but hurts the stomach.
Now stopping between shot gun number 3 and 4 to post on elelments, but I can't remember why I wanted to post here. can anyone help me remember why i came back here tonight?
NO....anyone?
ok, then I'll go finish 4-6 to complete the pack and come back in the morning instead. g'night elements!
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Why is the rum gone?
Take 1 drink
Every time someone falls down
Every time Elaine says "Ted"
Every time Captain Oveur implies he is gay
Every time someone says fish
Every time you see the outside of a plane (this includes pictures and models of planes)
Take 2 drinks
Every time Striker has his drinking problem
Every time McCroskey says he picked the wrong time to quit....
Every time Leslie Nielsen or anyone else says "But that's not important right now"
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I WENT IN A CORN FIELD TODAYYY
I WENT IN A CORNFIEEEEELD
I WENT IN A CORNFIELD TODAY
AND MET AKBARRRRRRR
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Will update if things get rough and interesting.
Did things never get rough and interesting? D:
[notdrunk]
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Will update if things get rough and interesting.
Did things never get rough and interesting? D:
[notdrunk]
Your mom's not drunk
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Some colleagues of mine gave me an advice regarding some tough stuff I've been going through "lately": to drink. Heh. I'm not much of a drinker, but it is a custom of our nation (and I believe many others' too) to get along with, or to get over pain and joy.
So I'm sitting here with my last bottle of wine, and damn; it hurts even more and more..
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There are not nearly enough posts here. I should teach you all to play fastpaced
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:fire :water !
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Why can't I drive home home, my friends haves my keys! I promise you I did not drink that much but they won't give me my keys back!
Tourney in 4 hours! PLEASE COME TO IT!! if your drunk then I give you my excuse., as I to might be to hungover to help. I love you all my TO brothers ;) ;) ;)
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Why can't I drive home home, my friends haves my keys! I promise you I did not drink that much but they won't give me my keys back!
Tourney in 4 hours! PLEASE COME TO IT!! if your drunk then I give you my excuse., as I to might be to hungover to help. I love you all my TO brothers ;) ;) ;)
This is why I don't drink...
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Reporting for (drunk) duty
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How could you find this topic if you were actually drunk :P
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this topic appear magiccaly only wen you are drunk :o
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this topic appear magiccaly only wen you are drunk :o
I don't drink, like Zaw, yet ... blame the averagepotato.
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this topic appear magiccaly only wen you are drunk :o
I don't drink, like Zaw, yet ... blame the averagepotato.
you and me both buddy :P
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Clearly we're all drunk here.
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Clearly we're all drunk here.
Drunk clearly here we're all. Right he is. AveragePotato along with.
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I was going to write here last night but then I got drunkstracted.
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I was going to write here last night but then I got drunkstracted.
Your first post is in the drunk section.
I think I'm gonna like you
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Double posting because I'm drunk. :D
I will have the highest post count here mock my works
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
Woah tequila
D
r
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n
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HI. ME AGAIN. QUIT DRUNK AND HATING LIFE <3
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jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
I think RT skeleton is an op deck
:entropy :entropy :entropy
drink = death
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me, my pint, some tuborg...about to get on topic
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HI. ME AGAIN. QUIT DRUNK AND HATING LIFE <3
quit dunk from 12 august to 6 september ??? i like drink but kan't take so long
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Quite not quit. Never quit <3
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Three times as much down as I've ever had and I don't know if I feel really good or really bad...
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Three times as much down as I've ever had and I don't know if I feel really good or really bad...
It rhymes so it must be good!
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Pool is just basic physics really.
I'm going to buy a motorbike
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Pretty Ponies for everyone!
I can has another beer now please??
I love you elements peoplez
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this was a few days ago but Imma recreate the feeling I had when I was like, kinda drunk.
remind me never to do this again.
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I neeeeeddzzzzzzzz more booze!!!!!
This pool hall doesn't have enough for my billiards.
I love you all elements! !!
I'm mathman ;D hai
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This pool hall doesn't have enough for my billiards.
Philosophical. Inspiring. :P
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Pool is just basic physics really.
This pool hall doesn't have enough for my billiards.
Love the theme here, lol.
I miss vodka tbh
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Love you all. Really.
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I am totally trashed now. Whee!
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Two nights running. Apparently spending 120$ on alcohol for st patties day works out in my favor. If you need me I'll be drinking my liter of rum and coke.
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Feeling lonely. Miss having company here
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(https://discordapp.com/assets/68b3fc31660a6e16c3e43dca27e4ad3c.svg)
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Bro chats in voice chat with the 3 drunks! I loove you guys!
I should stop drinking....was halfway through a BL match before realizing I we started searching.
Afgter i finish this glass i might call it the dend for the night (or after another few drinks :P )
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Bro chats in voice chat with the 3 drunks! I loove you guys!
I should stop drinking....was halfway through a BL match before realizing I we started searching.
Afgter i finish this glass i might call it the dend for the night (or after another few drinks :P )
I look back at this and I realize that I was not drunk, I am to young to get drunk. DANG YOU DRUNKEN MATHMAN!! DON'T DRAG ME INTO YOUR BLURRED WORLD FULL OF COLORS AND RANDOM MONKEYS THROWING POOP ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!!!!!
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just come home from the dentist, worst than be drunk but is a really similar feeling
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I can't find my car or my keys. Joey I need help finding me car! And can you bring me more beer. I needs some more!
Love you all friends. ;D
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I'm drunk but still alive.
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I've read the phrase 'friendship is the wine of life' before and it makes way more sense right now
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I've read the phrase 'friendship is the wine of life' before and it makes way more sense right now
dude you've grown up. I remember us not being able to talk PG-16 shit on chat bekuz U were around
on another note ive been slightly drunk for 3 days in a row now
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Haha, that's so true, chat always felt like it moved away from a couple things for a while if I was around
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this was a few days ago but Imma recreate the feeling I had when I was like, kinda drunk.
remind me never to do this again.
qwerter you idiot
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;D ;D
[21:21:00] ‹DoubleCapitals› Imnotfrunk
[21:21:04] ‹DoubleCapitals› Drunk
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We're ruining a nature documentary
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Rarevoccurance od s drink vn
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Mistakes are getting made
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I have no regrets
I feel greaqt
I'm glad tomorrow is sundayt
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I wish I could be drunk... does being sleep-deprived count? ::)
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I wish I could be drunk... does being sleep-deprived count? ::)
No. Otherwise I would be here more often than everyone else
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I wish I could be drunk... does being sleep-deprived count? ::)
no :P sorry, also y u post if not drunk?
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I remember when I was younger I always wanted to post here but never got drunk. But now I am. So I post. By the way I've been dreaming up the next Even Odd and it's coming
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Does it count if I'm slightly buzzed?
Also happy canada day!
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TIL I really need to learn German
EDIT: Birthday party tonight, am lit. Don't want to double post. Wish I was sober enough to do war stuff. Love you all
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On behalf of chrispybacon84:
(https://i.imgur.com/DY7NZfw.png)(https://i.imgur.com/9TInUwj.png?1)
Necro
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Hi, big necro
I miss her already
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I think the beer all went to my head. it is feeling weighted and top heavy, and i cant keep it above my shoulders as it keeps wanting to tip over.
Also! I love you all elemenmts peoples!!!!
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Putting off War propaganda, lmao, off to a great start
By the way I've been dreaming up the next Even Odd and it's coming
W H E N
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I have a song in mind that i have been listening to/singing all the way back home from the bar, here it is
I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
Oh all I wanna do is grow old with you
I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you
I'll miss you
Kiss you
Give you my coat when you are cold
Need you
Feed you
Even let ya hold the remote control
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink
I could be the man who grows old with you
I wanna grow old with you
cookie points to whoever knows where i took this from without looking it up
'cuz all i wanna dooooo is grow oooold with youuuu
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Love Stinks and Somebody Kill Me were more memorable from that movie. :D
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I really miss Trials. One more attempt?
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Go to mixed drink?
Gin and tonic for me
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agreed, gintonic rocks :)
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GinTonic on the rocks, you said ?
I'll join that ;)
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LAtely i've been enjoying Jack Daniels, either with coke or seven up
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LAtely i've been enjoying Jack Daniels, either with coke or seven up
Shots of Jack Daniels and pickle juice to chase it. Sounds terrible but its super duper good. Great way to warm up for some heavy drinking. Its called a Brooklyn Hooker
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LAtely i've been enjoying Jack Daniels, either with coke or seven up
When I drink Jack Daniel's, I always enjoy having it with root beer!
Coke and 7up I prefer to save for a rye whiskey.
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Giannis won MVP and My Hero Academia is really good and I'm blasted oops
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Do I have problems? Maybe
Is it amazing? Absolutely! never tasted something so great
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/743923101498343586/769377230823358524/IMG_20201023_214825.jpg)