Dr. Skotadi Phobos and Dr. ACCUSO hearing your problems.

[Skotadi Phobos]

Dr. ACCUSO and I are both "therapists" licensed by the board of A.F.U. Minds funded by the F.I.S.H. company.  We will hear your problems and do our very best to help you with what ever you find wrong in your life. Also, we don't have alphabet soup syndrome, we simply know exactly what's best for you and won't accept any ideas you have that don't agree with our own. We only use proven methods like the "if you think that's bad" approach, or the popular "take 4 of these and call someone else" method. We also have a team of consultants like that guy I met at a coffee shop, the girl from down the hall, and my personal friend, steve the stone.

Here are some of our achievements in school. An O in hearing people talk while listening to music, E in making people feel better (taught by the people from MLP) and and A in making sure people aren't in the therapists office for to long, because there are other people with bigger problems than you. And we also did exceedingly well in the "I accidentally" problems.

Spoiler for Hidden:

This is a joke, if you have real life problems talk to a pro, not us. We aren't doctors.

Now post your problems below and we'll get them sorted out as publicly as possible.

[whatifidogetcaught?]

My cat has been less active lately.

Does feeding him less do that? Or is he just adjusting?

[Drake_XIV]

I have been waking up in the morning finding myself covered in [censored].  Where is this coming from?

[Skotadi Phobos]

My cat has been less active lately.

Does feeding him less do that? Or is he just adjusting?

I hate to break this to you but... your cat has cat syndrome, all the signs are there, like not doing anything.

[Skotadi Phobos]

I have been waking up in the morning finding myself covered in [censored].  Where is this coming from?

Set up security cameras in your room and post the videos on youtube, other random strangers will most likely help you out.

[furballdn]

How do I get out of the friendzone?

=P

[Drake_XIV]

How do I get out of the friendzone?

=P

Hey, I have gotten out of the friendzone.

[Skotadi Phobos]

How do I get out of the friendzone?

=P

Hey, I have gotten out of the friendzone.

I could insult you hugely right now, but that wouldn't be professional. So instead, I'll give you some anti-dilusion medicine.

[Drake_XIV]

How do I get out of the friendzone?

=P

Hey, I have gotten out of the friendzone.

I could insult you hugely right now, but that wouldn't be professional. So instead, I'll give you some anti-dilusion medicine.

*delusion

But laugh as you will, I'm not disillusioned right now.

[furballdn]

>Implying implications
inb4 implying arrows

[Skotadi Phobos]

How do I get out of the friendzone?

=P

Hey, I have gotten out of the friendzone.

I could insult you hugely right now, but that wouldn't be professional. So instead, I'll give you some anti-dilusion medicine.

*delusion

But laugh as you will, I'm not disillusioned right now.

Damn spell check and my tiredness, but anyways, you think you have broken out of friendzone, need I say more?

[kimham8a]

My doctor said I have 2 weeks to live due to not eating.

What can I do?