Ewwwww - after that kirch I'm really crazy glad I gotz no bid from 
Yuck
Eternal!
Excited for what the new day would lead to, wee little kirchiekins stretched and then bounded out of bed. "Mommy, mommy, I wunna spend my allowance at the toy store today", he said in that cute cuddly voice of his.
Mama kirch replied, "Oh kirchiepoo, you must be careful that you don't spend it all on one item, I would hate to see you blow it all after working so hard on your chores."
Little kirchmuffin laced up his shoes and skittered acrossed the hard Earth, which he loved so much, and ran into the toy doll section.
"I'll take this one, and this one, and This One, And THIS ONE, AND THIS ONE!" As it was his first time at the toystore, the excitement was overwhelming to him. Soon, all of the other bigger less cute and cuddly kids began kicking him and stealing the dolls away from him.
"Waaaaaaaaaaa, I WUNTED ALL OF THOSE!" he cried to his mum.
Some were duplicates of his favorite dolls from his infancy, of which he felt a sense of loyalty, but alas, they were gone (The ones made by corporate dollmaking companies: Terro & Kaker). Soon the shelves were nearly empty of dolls and little kirchiewirchie felt he had to choose vewwwwy cawwwwefully.
He gasped as he saw the perfect doll! "What beautiful hair! What pretty eyes! What a large, but nicely shaped brain! Mommy, mommy! I can haz?"
He bounded up to the counter with his jar full of nickles and went to checkout. The man behind the counter smelled of dung and wore all black. He wore a nametag that said "TorB" and had pus dripping from his armpits. He snarled, "The Jen-i doll is much too expensive for you, and get yer crusty earf hands off mah Oni".
"Lil' 33" was crushed.
In the end, he found ample replacements, skilled and ready to play with him for months to come. The war was won! The Earth was saved, everyone rejoiced and lived happily ever after. Lalalala!
