you start wearing a sundial around your neck for protectionFunny Stuff! But I think the religion should have an "Ultimate Fake God" called zanzarino, and daily meditations with the Oracle. And, I think I prefer to carry around a Pulvy and a plush baby Oty stuffed toy.
in your will, you ask to be cremated for more quanta.
you start stealing stuff right in front of the owner.
you wait 20 seconds to respond to someone
you have nightmares about otyugh's getting nerfed
you play more elements than you sleep and walk combined
you crap your pants because you don't have a toilet card on the field
you pick up a penny and toss it to see who goes first
you carry around in public a life size replica of Arsenic and try to poison people.
you've memorized every card and their effects.
you have more than 3000 cards
when you get injured you try to hack back to 100 hp
you start a religion who's god's name is zanzarino.
You are jmizzle7.I lol'd...
You constantly wonder what card it is that made Newton's apple fall downward.Or you immediately know that the card must have been Gravity Pull. ::)
...You dream about Elements. Not crazy dreams about being chased by otys... You just dream about playing Elements.I lol'd at that.
...You start thinking about how "unrealistic" the game is; i.e., why a Giant Frog would drown in a flood. You then proceed to start a 7-page thread detailing reasons why a Giant Frog would or would not die in a flood.
(Someone had to say it!)
you have more posts on the forums than friends in real life:( Sadly, I have slightly more posts on this forum than friends in real life.
...you dream about scaredgirlWho doesn't?
...you dream about scaredgirlDoesn't everybody?
Haha... that is really scary... kinda.Quote...you dream about scaredgirlWho doesn't?
:aether you know you are addicted to elements when you cant get around a wall and you think "man i wish i had momentum" :gravityso you back up 20 feet and run really fast at the wall because that will give you momentum
Finally, I have already wondered why there isn't such a thread yet ...This thread actually existed before but was lost with the forum migration. Thanks to Icy for making it again :)
I THOUGHT I saw something like that while I was lurking in the old forums. :PFinally, I have already wondered why there isn't such a thread yet ...This thread actually existed before but was lost with the forum migration. Thanks to Icy for making it again :)
... if you spend more time on the forums than playing the actual game.That's me :P
BTW, I just realized that I missed my 1337th post... XD...you've posted over 1337 times in the forums.
you guys should take the top ten best of these and be the first non scaredgirl person to post a don't laugh topicI've already started a don't laugh version.
uh yeah I got nothing
you know you are addictited when you start calling mana in magic quantumsWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!11!
It's still around, actually. http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,230.0.htmlFinally, I have already wondered why there isn't such a thread yet ...This thread actually existed before but was lost with the forum migration. Thanks to Icy for making it again :)
... you build a farming deck that's also a farm because you only have 4 cards of the new rare and you hope to farm yourself.that´s just great. i really lmao here^^
...when you look at a coin and are confused as to why there is no skull or floral design on either side of it.lol i can totally see some people doing that.
...when, in Physics class:
Teacher: "What is a quantum?"
You: "It's like Mana, but in Elements."
Teacher: "What? What's a photon?"
You: "Light creature. 1|1. Upgrades into RoL. Free cost."
Teacher: "... You have no idea what you're talking about."
You: "You can cremate them."
...when you look at a coin and are confused as to why there is no skull or floral design on either side of it.Here's more Elements science lessons
...when, in Physics class:
Teacher: "What is a quantum?"
You: "It's like Mana, but in Elements."
Teacher: "What? What's a photon?"
You: "Light creature. 1|1. Upgrades into RoL. Free cost."
Teacher: "... You have no idea what you're talking about."
You: "You can cremate them."
More lessons:The questions don't make sense back to back and the teacher doesn't even know "adrenal" gland's proper name. Maybe she's/he's the one playing too much Elements. :)
Teacher: What is the adrenaline gland?
Student: It multiplies your attacks.
Teacher: Ok, not even close. What is Momentum?
Student: It gives you +1/+1 and ignores shield effects.
Teacher: If you get this question wrong, you will be going to the principal. What is a frog?
Student: It is a creature in the Life Element which upgrades to Giant Frog and is a perfect target for adrenaline.
... when your usual open tabs are several Forum tabs, the Game, the Chat, and the Trainer. (more true stories :P)don't forget the connection tab
Oh so true. More coming later, I need to sleep
... when your friends think that you're smart because you can use words like "congeal", "quintessence", and "precognition".
Im learning about Entropy in Chemistry right now... dear god i am screwed when we take the test.Show your teacher the game and he will get addicted himself, so he will understand your answers.
Im learning about Entropy in Chemistry right now... dear god i am screwed when we take the test.Question 1: Define Entropy
When your teacher asks you to convert from degrees Celsius to degrees Fahrenheit, you instead gives the damage Fahrenheit deals with that number of Fire quanta.I totally imagine myself in that situation
...when, in Physics class:ROFL
Teacher: "What is a quantum?"
You: "It's like Mana, but in Elements."
Teacher: "What? What's a photon?"
You: "Light creature. 1|1. Upgrades into RoL. Free cost."
Teacher: "... You have no idea what you're talking about."
You: "You can cremate them."
i did laugh but where is that picture from?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-MoF-nVI4Y (
Stats for Ferbus?When your teacher asks you to convert from degrees Celsius to degrees Fahrenheit, you instead gives the damage Fahrenheit deals with that number of Fire quanta.I totally imagine myself in that situation...when, in Physics class:ROFL
Teacher: "What is a quantum?"
You: "It's like Mana, but in Elements."
Teacher: "What? What's a photon?"
You: "Light creature. 1|1. Upgrades into RoL. Free cost."
Teacher: "... You have no idea what you're talking about."
You: "You can cremate them."
YKYATE when...
...you have more screenshots of Elements matches in your hard drive than photos of your family
...your toasts are done and you think it's an electrum reward
...you assume EVERY game gives you a reward for winning with 100hp
...you get deck ideas at the most awkward places, in the car, at the dentist, at school/college
...you look back at your old MTG deck and every card seems too OP
...you play MTG after a long hiatus and think mana stacks turn after turn
...you laugh at this
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/1584/elementscardtemplatesv2.png)
you have more screenshots of Elements matches in your hard drive than photos of your familyWell, duh. Who takes pictures of their family?
When listening to music you find numerous references to Elements in titles and lyrics.hydralisks evolve into lurkers though, they are quite different
When playing StarCraft Brood War you think Hydralisks evolve into Shriekers.
When you do not play other games at all.
This only proves you are not addicted enough! You have to play more Elements and less StarCraft!When listening to music you find numerous references to Elements in titles and lyrics.hydralisks evolve into lurkers though, they are quite different
When playing StarCraft Brood War you think Hydralisks evolve into Shriekers.
When you do not play other games at all.
...when you see someone type "ROFL" and you're reply, "Rain of Fire Lance? Pick one or the other, man!"ROFL. :D :D
...when your CPU explodes, the only way you can play Elements is executing ubuntu from a Live CD, then installing flash each time, and you do it anyway. True story =(I'd try live USB because that way you should be able to install flash permanently and also save files/decks whatever, but it will only work if your computer can boot from a pendrive... and I'm not sure how a computer can work after CPU exploded...
I'd try live USB because that way you should be able to install flash permanently and also save files/decks whatever, but it will only work if your computer can boot from a pendrive... and I'm not sure how a computer can work after CPU exploded...well it's kind of a poetic way to say my HDD's boot partition has 6969 corrupt clusters =( thanks very much for the tip
...when you think nymphomania is an anti-false god option instead of a sexual addiction...Oh, i have completely forgot about the sexual addiction, because here its mostly just referred to a person being a total "nympho" . Good one!
..when u are playing elements instead of taking notes in clas.QFT and FYI its class not clas
-true story, just now :-X
- When you meet a beautiful girl and you tell her: "Wow! You are such a rare! I wish I would spin you in the oracle! So far I have only 2 nymphs..."When you turn down that beautiful girl with the answer of, "No, thanks. I have 14 Beautiful girls that are also Nymphs at home."
^^ When you have 14 nymphs...- When you meet a beautiful girl and you tell her: "Wow! You are such a rare! I wish I would spin you in the oracle! So far I have only 2 nymphs..."When you turn down that beautiful girl with the answer of, "No, thanks. I have 14 Beautiful girls that are also Nymphs at home."
Awkward.. ^-^
Teacher: What are you doing?You try too hard.
[...abridged...]
Elements Pro: I'ma get out my gun and kill you teacher.
How?Teacher: What are you doing?You try too hard.
[...abridged...]
Elements Pro: I'ma get out my gun and kill you teacher.
Dude have you been lobo'ed? XDHow?Teacher: What are you doing?You try too hard.
[...abridged...]
Elements Pro: I'ma get out my gun and kill you teacher.
Basilisk blood lolDude have you been lobo'ed? XDHow?Teacher: What are you doing?You try too hard.
[...abridged...]
Elements Pro: I'ma get out my gun and kill you teacher.
now dude, seriously, what on earth did you smoke?!
I sniffed Antimatter 8)Basilisk blood lolDude have you been lobo'ed? XDHow?Teacher: What are you doing?You try too hard.
[...abridged...]
Elements Pro: I'ma get out my gun and kill you teacher.
now dude, seriously, what on earth did you smoke?!
when u have more electrum then money in ur bank account:/ I do.
When you wonder which of your twin friends was there before Parallel UniverseWhenever you see twins, you say: "How do you buff Deja Vu to look like that?"
Yah, that works too. I have a couple more:When you wonder which of your twin friends was there before Parallel UniverseWhenever you see twins, you say: "How do you buff Deja Vu to look like that?"
When you eat your pets in hopes of gaining +1|1so wrong and yet so WIN! lolololol
>.>
I lol'd at that.i lose on both counts...
-If you have any upgraded deck besides rainbow.
-If you have 6 of any rare.
- you're afraid to eat mushroom's because they might poison you;i'm already that...
you post in this thread.LOL.
Teacher: What is one of the rules of MatterHey, that dialog is missing this:
You: You cannot destroy Dark Matter.
Teacher: Erm, I think you meant "You cannot destroy Matter." Dark Matter is a different subject
You: No, I know what I meant. He uses black holes to soak up your quanta, and chargers to hurt you. He is literally impossible
Teacher: He? I'm not sure you understand me
You: Yeah, he has light mark for angels too...
Elements Pro: I'ma get out my gun and kill you teacher.
When you name your favourite nymph after your current girlfriend (My mate did this. He got dropped a few minutes after she found out)LOL.
This topic is making me seriously consider calling a shrink or an addiction help line.thats the point
you know your addicted to elements when you talk to everyone as if they all play it as frequently as you do (guilty)guilty and sentanced to death
...when youhave read every single entry in this thread!Aww shit. >.>
i have 1, a :time nymph i got today from the that i have thusly named Clyopatra
you have counter decks for every situationAh, screw it.
you have counter decks for every situationi wish
... when you name your nymphs the instant you get them >_<wow i really do fail. but i love this game ^-^i have 1, a :time nymph i got today from the that i have thusly named Clyopatra
when u have more electrum then money in ur bank accountwell that happens if i have 1 electrum
Hmm...I don't think I meet any of these requirements......yet...lol, i meet several
...when you have more than 1 posts in this thread...:-[
I lol'ed at that one ant-n-ero. :)Will never meet that requirement.
...When you draw a fan art of a creature that is so good that THE zanzarino asks to use it in-game.
Pepokish managed it :PI lol'ed at that one ant-n-ero. :)Will never meet that requirement.
...When you draw a fan art of a creature that is so good that THE zanzarino asks to use it in-game.
When you hear cereal being poured in a bowl and wonder who cast SupernovaWhen you see various colors and asks who cast Supernova was what I was going to do.
---Someone says "Devour" and you ask "Upped or un-upped oty?"----No love for the scarabs? >:(
..you go to the oracle more times a week, than you go to work,It doesn't? XD
Youve made multiple accounts, because you figure 12 accounts means 12 times as many nymphs.
You try and think of new card ideas and elements in class with your friend...you still have friends after playing XX months of elements o_O
You try and think of new card ideas and elements in class with your friendthis freezes the internet browser for me. True story.
You have the following tabs open on your browser:Heh, me too, but I only have elements and humor up right now.
1) Elements
2) Elements Trainer
3) Elements Forum - Humor
4) Elements Forum - Card Ideas
5) Elements Wiki
6) http://www.pixlr.com/editor/
7) Image Hosting Website
Eight) Google Image Search - Horses ( 8+) makes 8))
9) Google Search - Public Domain Artwork
10) Google Image Search - Public Domain Scenery
and the following programs running:
Paint Shop Pro
Notepad
Notepad
MS Paint
MS Paint
Calculator
Calculator
Excel
Microsoft Word
...and you haven't moved from your computer for 4 hours...
...but you haven't actually played a single game of Elements for 4 hours.
I'm not creative. This is true. I've been designing Elements cards ever since I got on. I didn't even notice how cluttered all this had gotten...
Lol at myself.
Jallen
...you have read through all of these and can still come up with new onesthats definetly me hands down
...you have convinced several people to play elements and were surprised by what they couldn't figure out
...you make a new account and know the fastest way to start making money
...you can play by second nature (i.e half heartedly play while doing something else)
...you realize if elements were taught in school you would be a straight A+ student
...you realize that you could teach that class
...you play elements more than you communicate with friends
...your playing elements as you read this going back and forth
...you treat Zanz as God and Scaredgirl is Jesus
...you spend more time grinding on a weekend then you do on your homework in a week
More later
...you scream "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" in an anguished cry upon hearing the words "it's a miracle!"Number 1, 3, and 4 were hilarious. Number 2 is more applicable for females...I don't think a girl's name can be Maxwell, so that one can't apply for me. ;)
...you wear a suit of armor to a blind date because the guy's name is Maxwell.
...you don't understand why people freak out over lightning storms, but you donate money to charities that help earthquake victims.
...you get really excited whenever a video game tells you you've reached "Level 6," even though you can't even submit your high score until you get to level 50.
wow where have you bought that mouse? I'm trying to replace my middle button (scroll press) function with space, but... 8 keys?It's actually a pretty old one. Here's a review (http://www.dvhardware.net/article6343.html) from 2005.
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd79384/Untitled.png) (http://imageplay.net/)pure brilliance :P
...not quite sure why that mouse image is in this thread.He assigned the "back" button to be "Space" instead. So basically, whenever he hits the side of his mouse, he ends his turn. :))
...you try to assign the space key to your mouse, only to find that you can't because your mouse doesn't have multiple buttons, and you raeg.Seconded :/
^true story, sadly.
wow where have you bought that mouse? I'm trying to replace my middle button (scroll press) function with space, but... 8 keys?
When you mistype 'uncapitalized' to 'unupgraded'.^this is nice.
[08:37:02] girlsgeneration: hmm my ign is unupgraded
[08:37:07] girlsgeneration: no i mean uncapitalized
This is hilarious.When you mistype 'uncapitalized' to 'unupgraded'.so your ign is upgraded?
[08:37:02] girlsgeneration: hmm my ign is unupgraded
[08:37:07] girlsgeneration: no i mean uncapitalized
how much did it cost you? :P
when your still here adding more even though all the good and almost decent one are gone...
when your a hero/legendary member (that is definitely not directed at the person who posted before me :P)
I was too. try these things:when your still here adding more even though all the good and almost decent one are gone...
when your a hero/legendary member (that is definitely not directed at the person who posted before me :P)
>:(
lol, I'm not really offended. I'm addicted to forum life for some weird reason :P
1 Get a real life.I have plenty of friends, am active in several things in the community, and have a date to Homecoming. And I'm already addicted to Spore, so that won't work :P
When you are in science class and the teachers asks a question about the pendulem used in an experiment, and you raise your hand and ask what element is the pendulem from. Almost happened to me today, but I caught myself.Your not properly addicted yet,
oops. Misstype. I dont check what I write before I post it. Ill go change it.When you are in science class and the teachers asks a question about the pendulem used in an experiment, and you raise your hand and ask what element is the pendulem from. Almost happened to me today, but I caught myself.Your not properly addicted yet,
We have 12 different pendulums and you still can't spell it correctly :P
slowly I'm becoming addicted, as when people say 'pendulum' I no longer think of the band, but now more often than not, the card >_<oops. Misstype. I dont check what I write before I post it. Ill go change it.When you are in science class and the teachers asks a question about the pendulem used in an experiment, and you raise your hand and ask what element is the pendulem from. Almost happened to me today, but I caught myself.Your not properly addicted yet,
We have 12 different pendulums and you still can't spell it correctly :P
You know you're addicted to elements whenEpic. That game was a nice distraction from the grinding of Elements, but after I beat the game, back to Elements it was. :D
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd93369/asy.png)
Epic. That game was a nice distraction from the grinding of Elements, but after I beat the game, back to Elements it was. :DEpic chimera maybe?
Okay, so, in our school's Biology classes, groups of 3-4 made an imaginary animal. There was this animal that had a bunch of awesome traits (lots of armor yet has wings to fly, really powerful beak and stuff), and I was about to say, "This animal is too OP! It need a nerf." But wait, this is real life, right?
If you have a staff title.If your jealous of that staff title.
oh, wait.... :-X
You know you are addicted to elements if you have posted in 5 different pages of this thread.I think I beat that a while ago... oh dear :P
oh dear :L >_<If you have a staff title.If your jealous of that staff title.
oh, wait.... :-XYou know you are addicted to elements if you have posted in 5 different pages of this thread.I think I beat that a while ago... oh dear :P
- If you can understand this sentance: "I played an Oty but my opponent RoF'ed and BH'ed me, so I had to use a SN to play Bless on it. Sadly, my opponent TU'ed the Oty then played a Momentum on his just before Rewinding mine."Oh dear. I should say that to people in my Chess Club (who are all semi-nerds like yours truly) to see who plays EtG too.
- If you make your friends, at a Texas Hold'em poker party, deal each card slowly whie having them rotate it in front of you in doing so.But wait, your playing elements so, what friends? :P
- If you can understand this sentance: "I played an Oty but my opponent RoF'ed and BH'ed me, so I had to use a SN to play Bless on it. Sadly, my opponent TU'ed the Oty then played a Momentum on his just before Rewinding mine."LOL
- If you think a "water sport" is Essence toying with his victim before winning a game.Just.... +karma
Bahahaha
- If you are commonly being corrected that 50% does not equal 90% outside of the game because you've played against a Dusk Shield.
When you have 1337 forum posts.ha! you had 1337 posts when you posted this, didn't you
*none of this is true in my case, i'm just being facetious :PDid you know that facetiously is the only word in the english language to use all 6 vowels sequentially? ;)
Lol... inside joke win! :P :P :P*none of this is true in my case, i'm just being facetious :PDid you know that facetiously is the only word in the english language to use all 6 vowels sequentially? ;)
In English, y can be either a consonant (like in yet) or a vowel (like in cry or facetiously ;))What? The sixth vowel?There isn't one :P
y isn't a vowel :D
I arranged it so this was my 1337th post, yeah :PWhen you have 1337 forum posts.ha! you had 1337 posts when you posted this, didn't you
i thnk u'll be an addict in elements when u are just glaring on the pc while ur hand is doing the work (like a robot).. i have done that and i thnk in 1 hr i got like1.6k coins only on elders.. :))You MIGHT want to change that...
i thnk u'll be an addict in elements when u are just glaring on the pc while ur hand is doing the work (like a robot).. i have done that and i thnk in 1 hr i got like1.6k coins only on elders.. :))You MIGHT want to change that...
If you have a staff title.Hey, ddevans, where did you get that screensaver?
oh, wait.... :-X
You know You're Addicted to Elements When...Thats in my signature!!!!! You are clearly stealing for my signature!!! Just kidding. :))
- you wonder what a rainbow tastes like after watching a skittles commercial.
- someone dies, you expect a vulture to pop up, eat the corpse, and gain +1/+1.
- you are watching Futurama, and you run for cover when someone mentions the name, "Hermes."
- someone asks you, "What is the definition of a paradox?" And you tell them that a "Paradox" is a False God that likes to Twin Universe your creatures when they've been buffed.
- you sneeze, and right when someone says, "Bless you," you say, "Know where's my +3/+3 power boost?"
- there's an eclipse, and you think that all of the vultures, viruses, gargoyles, mummies, retroviruses, bats, pests, and ticks are going to get a +2/+1 boost.
- your ultimate profile is more tricked out then your portfolio.
- you spend more time on Elements Chat discussing whether one deck used against T50 is better than another, rather than play testing the decks themselves.
- you start calling yourself by your username.
- you realize why people look at you funny when they asked you about the planet Neptune, and you told them that it's not a planet, but a False God that spams little squids that freeze your creatures, and then uses a shockwave spell to instantly destroy them.
maybe more some other time... that's all for now.
ummm...srry if i did though. it wasn't intentional since i didn't see ur sig til now-ish. XDYou know You're Addicted to Elements When...Thats in my signature!!!!! You are clearly stealing for my signature!!! Just kidding. :))
- you wonder what a rainbow tastes like after watching a skittles commercial.
- someone dies, you expect a vulture to pop up, eat the corpse, and gain +1/+1.
- you are watching Futurama, and you run for cover when someone mentions the name, "Hermes."
- someone asks you, "What is the definition of a paradox?" And you tell them that a "Paradox" is a False God that likes to Twin Universe your creatures when they've been buffed.
- you sneeze, and right when someone says, "Bless you," you say, "Know where's my +3/+3 power boost?"
- there's an eclipse, and you think that all of the vultures, viruses, gargoyles, mummies, retroviruses, bats, pests, and ticks are going to get a +2/+1 boost.
- your ultimate profile is more tricked out then your portfolio.
- you spend more time on Elements Chat discussing whether one deck used against T50 is better than another, rather than play testing the decks themselves.
- you start calling yourself by your username.
- you realize why people look at you funny when they asked you about the planet Neptune, and you told them that it's not a planet, but a False God that spams little squids that freeze your creatures, and then uses a shockwave spell to instantly destroy them.
maybe more some other time... that's all for now.
Does God exist? (Answer must be restricted to either yes or no; reasoning would be appreciated)No, there is no such card as God in elements. If there was, its proper name would be Zanzarino
its ok. I was just joking.ummm...srry if i did though. it wasn't intentional since i didn't see ur sig til now-ish. XDYou know You're Addicted to Elements When...Thats in my signature!!!!! You are clearly stealing for my signature!!! Just kidding. :))
- you wonder what a rainbow tastes like after watching a skittles commercial.
- someone dies, you expect a vulture to pop up, eat the corpse, and gain +1/+1.
- you are watching Futurama, and you run for cover when someone mentions the name, "Hermes."
- someone asks you, "What is the definition of a paradox?" And you tell them that a "Paradox" is a False God that likes to Twin Universe your creatures when they've been buffed.
- you sneeze, and right when someone says, "Bless you," you say, "Know where's my +3/+3 power boost?"
- there's an eclipse, and you think that all of the vultures, viruses, gargoyles, mummies, retroviruses, bats, pests, and ticks are going to get a +2/+1 boost.
- your ultimate profile is more tricked out then your portfolio.
- you spend more time on Elements Chat discussing whether one deck used against T50 is better than another, rather than play testing the decks themselves.
- you start calling yourself by your username.
- you realize why people look at you funny when they asked you about the planet Neptune, and you told them that it's not a planet, but a False God that spams little squids that freeze your creatures, and then uses a shockwave spell to instantly destroy them.
maybe more some other time... that's all for now.
you keep checking to see if any one respond to your post in the middle of doing homework-.-
[/b][/glow]ummm...srry if i did though. it wasn't intentional since i didn't see ur sig til now-ish. XDYou know You're Addicted to Elements When...Thats in my signature!!!!! You are clearly stealing for my signature!!! Just kidding. :))
- you wonder what a rainbow tastes like after watching a skittles commercial.
- someone dies, you expect a vulture to pop up, eat the corpse, and gain +1/+1.
- you are watching Futurama, and you run for cover when someone mentions the name, "Hermes."
- someone asks you, "What is the definition of a paradox?" And you tell them that a "Paradox" is a False God that likes to Twin Universe your creatures when they've been buffed.
- you sneeze, and right when someone says, "Bless you," you say, "Know where's my +3/+3 power boost?"
- there's an eclipse, and you think that all of the vultures, viruses, gargoyles, mummies, retroviruses, bats, pests, and ticks are going to get a +2/+1 boost.
- your ultimate profile is more tricked out then your portfolio.
- you spend more time on Elements Chat discussing whether one deck used against T50 is better than another, rather than play testing the decks themselves.
- you start calling yourself by your username.
- you realize why people look at you funny when they asked you about the planet Neptune, and you told them that it's not a planet, but a False God that spams little squids that freeze your creatures, and then uses a shockwave spell to instantly destroy them.
maybe more some other time... that's all for now.
Edit: I have one more... You Know You're Addicted to Elements When... Someone asks you a certain question, and you give the following answer:Does God exist? (Answer must be restricted to either yes or no; reasoning would be appreciated)No, there is no such card as God in elements. If there was, its proper name would be Zanzarino
Hey, $$$man, your sig is form abstrouse goose, right?! Can't believe we are reading the same online comic... Kinda forgot about it when i got back into elements...Yah, I don't go there much but every now and then yes.
You know you're addicted to Elements when you play elements at your friends birthday party/sleepover(did it last night...)Yeah, more proof I'm addicted. Thanks for that :)
was this i was trying to find......You dream about Elements. Not crazy dreams about being chased by otys... You just dream about playing Elements.I lol'd at that.
...You start thinking about how "unrealistic" the game is; i.e., why a Giant Frog would drown in a flood. You then proceed to start a 7-page thread detailing reasons why a Giant Frog would or would not die in a flood.
(Someone had to say it!)
-If you have any upgraded deck besides rainbow.
-If you have 6 of any rare.
Friends with a lot of double agents, are we? Wait, don't answer that, if you tell me you'll probably have to kill me.I thought it was only the agents themselves who had to say that :P
Your pet gets eaten and you say "Dang Otyughs..."lol what kind of pet do you have? dog food?
You shake an hourglass expecting to get a card.
You write a new card idea in your homework.
You know You're Addicted to Elements When...Buh buh buh buuuuuh.
...you come back.
when someone asks you what element arsenic is, you instinctively say death.that actually happened to me. im was looked at as if i were an idiot in college. fml
Your nymphs are black and blue. o.othat's like to the extent of a dead baby joke GWAHAHAHAHA X3
this actually happened:I've made about 5 decks in the shower, works like a charm. I also came up with a deck-series I want to do.
I was on bus...
I was bored...
I remember the next tournament (trials)...
I started making up decks in my head...
about 20 minutes later...
I realized that I missed my stop...
...when you look at a coin and are confused as to why there is no skull or floral design on either side of it.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFL times 100
...when, in Physics class:
Teacher: "What is a quantum?"
You: "It's like Mana, but in Elements."
Teacher: "What? What's a photon?"
You: "Light creature. 1|1. Upgrades into RoL. Free cost."
Teacher: "... You have no idea what you're talking about."
You: "You can cremate them."
-You thought Essence and Jmdt were the same person*cough cough*
-You thought Scaredgirl and Girlsgeneration were the same person
-When you were writing down gods from Roman history class, you put down some false gods instead
will come up with more later
... when ur custom ava pic is an animation, or vid clip (like Krathos' ava)Why you chose mine? There are lots of animated avatars out there, like Kami's, BP's, Ignion's... But I understand the reasoning :P
but it's pedobear... not child-friendly...I'm only a full member check the date I registered
anyway: when u become a hero member on the forums in less than 3 months (plz check when I registered)
When you take a break from homework to test a new deck idea you just had.When you put off homework to play Elements.
I do that a lot...
...You dream about Elements. Not crazy dreams about being chased by otys... You just dream about playing Elements.Man, this thread is always making my days!
...You start thinking about how "unrealistic" the game is; i.e., why a Giant Frog would drown in a flood. You then proceed to start a 7-page thread detailing reasons why a Giant Frog would or would not die in a flood.
(Someone had to say it!)
Your car accelerates and you wonder why it isn't getting smaller.In fact, it is getting smaller... see length contradiction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Length_contraction) and theory of relativity.
When you use the active ability:Look at Physics to justify Elements mechanics.QuoteYour car accelerates and you wonder why it isn't getting smaller.In fact, it is getting smaller... see length contradiction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Length_contraction) and theory of relativity.
And you link your macros also in humor
You carry around green, broken pieces of glass so that they can heal you for 5 HP every turn.HOW DID YOU KNOOOOW? :-X
When you find out that upgrading Pillars now costs much less than 1500 coins and think to yourself, "this is the best thing that's ever happened to me!"...and then you wake up.I checked it... :'(
Me too. XDWhen you find out that upgrading Pillars now costs much less than 1500 coins and think to yourself, "this is the best thing that's ever happened to me!"...and then you wake up.I checked it... :'(
When you hear something which begins with the word "Micro", the first one which appears in your mind is always "Micro Abomination".Rofl. And when somebody mentions the 'grandfather paradox', two mitosis' and a Maxwell's demon comes to mind.
*this one really happens to me*
:)) :)) :))When you start having delusions of being a topic starter ...
hey waith that is the topic that i have made :o :o :o
...You read all the pages of this thread. :PGODDAMMIT
....When you can spell otyuhgLol then you must not be addicted!
That's kinda funny, because I know the signatures, but not the names that go with them. Other than malignant. Because his is easy.umad?
I'm already familiar with like, 30 different signatures, so I'm partly addicted, according to my post.Bet'cha haven't memorized mine yet. 'Cause you're too busy drooling at my noodles.
No, I have memorized yours, or at least I know it goes with the noodles avatar.I'm already familiar with like, 30 different signatures, so I'm partly addicted, according to my post.Bet'cha haven't memorized mine yet. 'Cause you're too busy drooling at my noodles.
//trollface
So then what's my name?NOODLE GUY!!
That most likely is what 90% of people around the net think of me as.So then what's my name?NOODLE GUY!!
(the noodles reminds me to a brain)
When you have fun by making nuke into a card...Mirror Shield just saw it's play increase by over 9000%
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd223672/Nuke.png)
Cloak + Mirror Shield just became the most used combination in PvP1.When you have fun by making nuke into a card...Mirror Shield just saw it's play increase by over 9000%
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd223672/Nuke.png)
when you can see the similarities of the 4 imagesI must be addicted, I can see it.
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd222385/Sin_ttulo2.png)
CORRECT ANSWER!!when you can see the similarities of the 4 imagesI must be addicted, I can see it.
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd222385/Sin_ttulo2.png)
Virus has spark in the background. Lightning has Spark on the bottom. Dimensional Shield has lightning in the background.
Oh no! I'm addicted to Elements!CORRECT ANSWER!!when you can see the similarities of the 4 imagesI must be addicted, I can see it.
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd222385/Sin_ttulo2.png)
Virus has spark in the background. Lightning has Spark on the bottom. Dimensional Shield has lightning in the background.
When you study programming just to make an Elements game simulation.Oh, I have an elements folder. It's full of pics of cards and screenshots and deck codes. Sadly it doesn't take up that much space.
And when your Elements folder takes up 20MB of space in your computer. :)
I have a EtG folder with pics and docs too!!!When you study programming just to make an Elements game simulation.Oh, I have an elements folder. It's full of pics of cards and screenshots and deck codes. Sadly it doesn't take up that much space.
And when your Elements folder takes up 20MB of space in your computer. :)
you have a notepad document just for EtG deck codes and it's over 15 pages long.You need to write them down?
you have a notepad document just for EtG deck codes and it's over 15 pages long.everyone has one of those. you're addicted if you have a microsoft word document that's over 30 pages long.
When you're in school and supposed to be working on a project :/Or when you reference Elements in your project.
When you're in school and supposed to be working on a project :/Or when you reference Elements in your project.
Or when you make your project about Elements.
Etc. Etc. Etc.
... despite the health risks of eating everything you see, you devour it hoping to become strongerI guess that only a minority of people knows who are Maxwell and Schrodinger..
... you don't know what maxwell's demon really is but you bring it up in conversations
... you make schrodinger's cat references without understanding the true irony of its ability
I knew about maxwell and shroedinger before i played elements!... despite the health risks of eating everything you see, you devour it hoping to become strongerI guess that only a minority of people knows who are Maxwell and Schrodinger..
... you don't know what maxwell's demon really is but you bring it up in conversations
... you make schrodinger's cat references without understanding the true irony of its ability
I know I'm addicted because in physics lesson everytime I see those guy I giggles and think about the cards ^^
You find yourself thinking that everyday objects are OP and wish to yourself that Oldtrees would come and balance them....
When you watch tremors you start cheering for the graboids and shriekers/ You start asking "Why don't they just use a shockwave or an eagle's eye to take care of them? Simple CC people!"Um, if they're making tremors they're probably burrowed :D
Stop stating The Captain. Obvious does.When you watch tremors you start cheering for the graboids and shriekers/ You start asking "Why don't they just use a shockwave or an eagle's eye to take care of them? Simple CC people!"Um, if they're making tremors they're probably burrowed :D
When you pin the game and chat tab on your browser so that they're always open.I always keep everything open. Opening it every time you go online and closing it when you leave is stupid. Though someone told me that the browser is taking up 50% of my CPU. Whatever that is.
And half your bookmarks are elements related stuff. :D
...you make elements cards out of cardboard and play elements with real cards.that's a great idea actually!
it was fun for about 30 minutes... then i realized that I had no way of knowing what quanta u get when u have quantum pillars... then keeping track of quanta amounts was a pain in the ass too...you make elements cards out of cardboard and play elements with real cards.that's a great idea actually!
Just use a trainer cheat you get 100 quantum to start with and they get 0(100 quantum all)it was fun for about 30 minutes... then i realized that I had no way of knowing what quanta u get when u have quantum pillars... then keeping track of quanta amounts was a pain in the ass too...you make elements cards out of cardboard and play elements with real cards.that's a great idea actually!
lol, but then im cheating :PJust use a trainer cheat you get 100 quantum to start with and they get 0(100 quantum all)it was fun for about 30 minutes... then i realized that I had no way of knowing what quanta u get when u have quantum pillars... then keeping track of quanta amounts was a pain in the ass too...you make elements cards out of cardboard and play elements with real cards.that's a great idea actually!
so what?lol, but then im cheating :PJust use a trainer cheat you get 100 quantum to start with and they get 0(100 quantum all)it was fun for about 30 minutes... then i realized that I had no way of knowing what quanta u get when u have quantum pillars... then keeping track of quanta amounts was a pain in the ass too...you make elements cards out of cardboard and play elements with real cards.that's a great idea actually!
Hm... let's see how that would work out.I have to admit... that made my day. I couldn't stop smiling as I read it. lol
Get a pair of dice.
Die 1 will represent 6 elements, 1 # for each element, Die 2 represents the other 6. Roll them. Then flip a coin (the same one you used to decide who goes first) to decide which die's result to use. Repeat for every quantum pillar/tower generation and :rainbow cost. Or...
Get a 12 sided die. If odds, player 1 goes first. If evens, player 2. Roll it for every quantum pillar in play, with each number determining an element. Roll it 3 times for a quantum pillar and every time a player uses something with :rainbow cost.
Use an abacus to determine your quanta number of each element, and another to determine your HP. Double that for your opponent, so that's 26 abacuses (abacuses? Abaci?). Then create an elaborate playing field and chart system to keep track of creature buffs, status effects, and creature abilities- lobo, poison, voodoo, neurotoxin... etc, a series of spinning wheels for mutation results, (1 for the element, 1 for the creature of that element, 1 for the increase in atk, 1 for the increase in HP, 1 for the skill, 1 for the skill cost)
There you go! EtG in a box... sorta not really. ;D
I prefer to not cheat.so what?lol, but then im cheating :PJust use a trainer cheat you get 100 quantum to start with and they get 0(100 quantum all)it was fun for about 30 minutes... then i realized that I had no way of knowing what quanta u get when u have quantum pillars... then keeping track of quanta amounts was a pain in the ass too...you make elements cards out of cardboard and play elements with real cards.that's a great idea actually!
Hm... let's see how that would work out.Wouldn't this be easier with just paper, pencil, and a calculator?
Get a pair of dice.
Die 1 will represent 6 elements, 1 # for each element, Die 2 represents the other 6. Roll them. Then flip a coin (the same one you used to decide who goes first) to decide which die's result to use. Repeat for every quantum pillar/tower generation and :rainbow cost. Or...
Get a 12 sided die. If odds, player 1 goes first. If evens, player 2. Roll it for every quantum pillar in play, with each number determining an element. Roll it 3 times for a quantum pillar and every time a player uses something with :rainbow cost.
Use an abacus to determine your quanta number of each element, and another to determine your HP. Double that for your opponent, so that's 26 abacuses (abacuses? Abaci?). Then create an elaborate playing field and chart system to keep track of creature buffs, status effects, and creature abilities- lobo, poison, voodoo, neurotoxin... etc, a series of spinning wheels for mutation results, (1 for the element, 1 for the creature of that element, 1 for the increase in atk, 1 for the increase in HP, 1 for the skill, 1 for the skill cost)
There you go! EtG in a box... sorta not really. ;D
'Total noob.Hm... let's see how that would work out.I have to admit... that made my day. I couldn't stop smiling as I read it. lol
Get a pair of dice.
Die 1 will represent 6 elements, 1 # for each element, Die 2 represents the other 6. Roll them. Then flip a coin (the same one you used to decide who goes first) to decide which die's result to use. Repeat for every quantum pillar/tower generation and :rainbow cost. Or...
Get a 12 sided die. If odds, player 1 goes first. If evens, player 2. Roll it for every quantum pillar in play, with each number determining an element. Roll it 3 times for a quantum pillar and every time a player uses something with :rainbow cost.
Use an abacus to determine your quanta number of each element, and another to determine your HP. Double that for your opponent, so that's 26 abacuses (abacuses? Abaci?). Then create an elaborate playing field and chart system to keep track of creature buffs, status effects, and creature abilities- lobo, poison, voodoo, neurotoxin... etc, a series of spinning wheels for mutation results, (1 for the element, 1 for the creature of that element, 1 for the increase in atk, 1 for the increase in HP, 1 for the skill, 1 for the skill cost)
There you go! EtG in a box... sorta not really. ;DI prefer to not cheat.so what?lol, but then im cheating :PJust use a trainer cheat you get 100 quantum to start with and they get 0(100 quantum all)it was fun for about 30 minutes... then i realized that I had no way of knowing what quanta u get when u have quantum pillars... then keeping track of quanta amounts was a pain in the ass too...you make elements cards out of cardboard and play elements with real cards.that's a great idea actually!
naw... it just gets really boring once u start using cheats :P'Total noob.Hm... let's see how that would work out.I have to admit... that made my day. I couldn't stop smiling as I read it. lol
Get a pair of dice.
Die 1 will represent 6 elements, 1 # for each element, Die 2 represents the other 6. Roll them. Then flip a coin (the same one you used to decide who goes first) to decide which die's result to use. Repeat for every quantum pillar/tower generation and :rainbow cost. Or...
Get a 12 sided die. If odds, player 1 goes first. If evens, player 2. Roll it for every quantum pillar in play, with each number determining an element. Roll it 3 times for a quantum pillar and every time a player uses something with :rainbow cost.
Use an abacus to determine your quanta number of each element, and another to determine your HP. Double that for your opponent, so that's 26 abacuses (abacuses? Abaci?). Then create an elaborate playing field and chart system to keep track of creature buffs, status effects, and creature abilities- lobo, poison, voodoo, neurotoxin... etc, a series of spinning wheels for mutation results, (1 for the element, 1 for the creature of that element, 1 for the increase in atk, 1 for the increase in HP, 1 for the skill, 1 for the skill cost)
There you go! EtG in a box... sorta not really. ;DI prefer to not cheat.so what?lol, but then im cheating :PJust use a trainer cheat you get 100 quantum to start with and they get 0(100 quantum all)it was fun for about 30 minutes... then i realized that I had no way of knowing what quanta u get when u have quantum pillars... then keeping track of quanta amounts was a pain in the ass too...you make elements cards out of cardboard and play elements with real cards.that's a great idea actually!
meh, my opera never closes. It just minimizes. And my laptop does not shut down, only hibernate.When you pin the game and chat tab on your browser so that they're always open.I always keep everything open. Opening it every time you go online and closing it when you leave is stupid. Though someone told me that the browser is taking up 50% of my CPU. Whatever that is.
And half your bookmarks are elements related stuff. :D
Actually, a lot do since war is going on. That's why my donut has light around it.Oh, I just thought it was the light edition, you know, low fat?
someone offers you 10k to do a job and you reply "make it :electrum and you have a deal"I'd take that deal. Electrum is a combination of gold and silver so if you can collect that, it's like buying gold and silver, so when their prices increase, you can sell them for a profit. Or you know, you could buy cards with them.
you forgot upgradesomeone offers you 10k to do a job and you reply "make it :electrum and you have a deal"I'd take that deal. Electrum is a combination of gold and silver so if you can collect that, it's like buying gold and silver, so when their prices increase, you can sell them for a profit. Or you know, you could buy cards with them.
*roughly pulls this discussion back on-topic*wait, some people don't do that?
When you spend the entire day at school thinking about WoE and War strategies and decks.
Skotadi, this is a HUMOROUS thread. these are exaggerations and blanket statements to make people laugh.*roughly pulls this discussion back on-topic*wait, some people don't do that
When you spend the entire day at school thinking about WoE and War strategies and decks.
thought it was the same thing. sorrySkotadi, this is a HUMOROUS thread. these are exaggerations and blanket statements to make people laugh.*roughly pulls this discussion back on-topic*wait, some people don't do that
When you spend the entire day at school thinking about WoE and War strategies and decks.
Yeah, it would have been funny if you had put a question mark on the end, as I'm guessing you intended. But you didn't.... See children, this is why punctuation matters!I don't know if you were talking to me but I did mean to put one there. and I just fixed it.
*roughly pulls this discussion back on-topic*Lol I actually do that but only write down decks.
When you spend the entire day at school thinking about WoE and War strategies and decks.
when "elementsthegame.com" is your home pagewhen www.elementsthegame.com and the forum, trainer and chat are your homepage and they open up in different tabs
I am screwed.when "elementsthegame.com" is your home pagewhen www.elementsthegame.com and the forum, trainer and chat are your homepage and they open up in different tabs
When you've dreamt about playing elements...So many times...
When you've dreamt about playing elements...Literally just happened to me haha
when you see someone named Stephanie online now 2.8 miles from you.Didn't get this one.
when you see someone named Stephanie online now 2.8 miles from you.What.
you mad... when you try to post in this thread even though you ran out of joke ideas...
He is breaking almost every single thread in the Humor section. And it's not even funny.you mad... when you try to post in this thread even though you ran out of joke ideas...
*Dragged*He is breaking almost every single thread in the Humor section. And it's not even funny.you mad... when you try to post in this thread even though you ran out of joke ideas...
Anyway,
When i try to drag you into the chat. Yes, really. Try it.
When you love to learn entropy from this game, compared to physics class.Challenge accepted.
You try to post till you got 200 posts just so you can change your avvy to custom one.
You try to compete posting with a certain person (that's you Math) but still posts high quality content.
When you refresh the forum page every an hour to check whether you can post.
When you have no life due to giving them all for your Frogtal deck.
... When you drink yellow liquid (like C.C.Lemon) to get some :time to do your essayBut Precog speeds time up, not slows it down. You'll run out of time faster.
Ah but if you drink it before the test you'll know whats on it.... When you drink yellow liquid (like C.C.Lemon) to get some :time to do your essayBut Precog speeds time up, not slows it down. You'll run out of time faster.
Yeah!Ah but if you drink it before the test you'll know whats on it.... When you drink yellow liquid (like C.C.Lemon) to get some :time to do your essayBut Precog speeds time up, not slows it down. You'll run out of time faster.
You learn something new, and your first thought is "this will make a great card idea".
If you Make a T-shirt to support Antlion ( I really did ;D )When you make thirteen to support ALL the elements. (And UW, in war.)
Your mother is so fat that it takes two Parallel Universe to make a copy of her.Yo' momma is so fat that can't be rewinded.
u so ugly that mutating into an abomination would be an improvement.Your mother is so fat that it takes two Parallel Universe to make a copy of her.Yo' momma is so fat that can't be rewinded.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need a spell to give her gravity pull.u so ugly that mutating into an abomination would be an improvement.Your mother is so fat that it takes two Parallel Universe to make a copy of her.Yo' momma is so fat that can't be rewinded.
Yo momma's so ugly she is why skull shield makes skeletonsYo momma's so fat, she doesn't need a spell to give her gravity pull.u so ugly that mutating into an abomination would be an improvement.Your mother is so fat that it takes two Parallel Universe to make a copy of her.Yo' momma is so fat that can't be rewinded.
Yo momma's so ugly she is why skull shield makes skeletonsYo momma's so fat, she doesn't need a spell to give her gravity pull.u so ugly that mutating into an abomination would be an improvement.Your mother is so fat that it takes two Parallel Universe to make a copy of her.Yo' momma is so fat that can't be rewinded.
Yo' momma's so fat than she kills FGs when 'pulted.
You momma so... wait wait wait. This should have its own thread.
Here you go. (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,40885.0.html)Fixed.
You know you're addicted to elements when you dream about a deck and have to make it as soon as you wake up.It's even worse when you dream about the perfect deck and the card you need doesn't exist.
you know you're hooked when you come back after months of being MIAoh, that's me.
You know you're addicted to elements when you lose focus at school to think of new decks.guilty.
You make a visual basic script to convert excel spreadsheets to forum table codes
(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd79384/Untitled.png) (http://imageplay.net/)
It's even worse if you know that the card you want does not exist in you dream.You know you're addicted to elements when you dream about a deck and have to make it as soon as you wake up.It's even worse when you dream about the perfect deck and the card you need doesn't exist.
What do the other buttons do? Cycle between tabs?(http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd79384/Untitled.png) (http://imageplay.net/)
Oh yeah? Look at this.
(http://imageplay.net/img/tya22315878/EtG_Mouse.png)
I know when i am addicted the the elements forum because i spend more time on the forums then the actual game.^Yep... I'm an EtG forum junky... lol
You know you are addicted to Elements when you go to a 4 day festival party without Cell reception or wifi and the first thing you do when you get back to civilization is spin your oracle card and reset your arena deck .You didn't even mutate yourself into a new mutation first? Man...
Whenever you pass a Mazda car, you think of :air?just happened to me yesterday, and I was off of EtG for 2 years.
Happened to me for years, even when I quit EtG for a long period of time
I think you confused this thread with Awkward Moment (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,39002.0.html)No, no, you kill yourself with SoSac when you get addicted. Dying will obviously get rid of some of the addiction.
And you would like to get rid of that why?I think you confused this thread with Awkward Moment (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,39002.0.html)No, no, you kill yourself with SoSac when you get addicted. Dying will obviously get rid of some of the addiction.
I keep mine over the mantel
when you carry a full size morning glory with you at all times.
(http://i.imgur.com/Utm44f4.png)
Whenever you pass a Mazda car, you think of :air?