You know You're Addicted to Elements When...

[slovenc555]

When you press space whenever you want to see the next page. TRUE STORY!
When history is made by stupid people (it is btw)
When you don't understand Obama (wtf there is no nucelar weapons in Elements!)
When you get arrested for stealing antimatter from a hightech top-secret research facility and claming that the other guy had UG when everything but you and your blast protection suit gets blown up (antimatter + matter = big boom, duh. Why do you think antimatter is magnetically suspended in sterile vaccum?)

[ayoth]

If you have a staff title.

oh, wait....

Hey, ddevans, where did you get that screensaver?

[Doichimaru]

You know You're Addicted to Elements When...

- you wonder what a rainbow tastes like after watching a skittles commercial.
- someone dies, you expect a vulture to pop up, eat the corpse, and gain +1/+1.
- you are watching Futurama, and you run for cover when someone mentions the name, "Hermes."
- someone asks you, "What is the definition of a paradox?" And you tell them that a "Paradox" is a False God that likes to Twin Universe your creatures when they've been buffed.
- you sneeze, and right when someone says, "Bless you," you say, "Now where's my +3/+3 power boost?"
- there's an eclipse, and you think that all of the vultures, viruses, gargoyles, mummies, retroviruses, bats, pests, and ticks are going to get a +2/+1 boost.
- your ultimate profile is more tricked out then your portfolio.
- you spend more time on Elements Chat discussing whether one deck used against T50 is better than another, rather than play testing the decks themselves.
- you start calling yourself by your username.
- you realize why people look at you funny when they asked you about the planet Neptune, and you told them that it's not a planet, but a False God that spams little squids that freeze your creatures, and then uses a shockwave spell to instantly destroy them.

maybe more some other time... that's all for now.

[jippy99]

You know You're Addicted to Elements When...

- you wonder what a rainbow tastes like after watching a skittles commercial.
- someone dies, you expect a vulture to pop up, eat the corpse, and gain +1/+1.
- you are watching Futurama, and you run for cover when someone mentions the name, "Hermes."
- someone asks you, "What is the definition of a paradox?" And you tell them that a "Paradox" is a False God that likes to Twin Universe your creatures when they've been buffed.
- you sneeze, and right when someone says, "Bless you," you say, "Know where's my +3/+3 power boost?"
- there's an eclipse, and you think that all of the vultures, viruses, gargoyles, mummies, retroviruses, bats, pests, and ticks are going to get a +2/+1 boost.
- your ultimate profile is more tricked out then your portfolio.
- you spend more time on Elements Chat discussing whether one deck used against T50 is better than another, rather than play testing the decks themselves.
- you start calling yourself by your username.
- you realize why people look at you funny when they asked you about the planet Neptune, and you told them that it's not a planet, but a False God that spams little squids that freeze your creatures, and then uses a shockwave spell to instantly destroy them.

maybe more some other time... that's all for now.

Thats in my signature!!!!! You are clearly stealing for my signature!!! Just kidding. 

[Doichimaru]

You know You're Addicted to Elements When...

- you wonder what a rainbow tastes like after watching a skittles commercial.
- someone dies, you expect a vulture to pop up, eat the corpse, and gain +1/+1.
- you are watching Futurama, and you run for cover when someone mentions the name, "Hermes."
- someone asks you, "What is the definition of a paradox?" And you tell them that a "Paradox" is a False God that likes to Twin Universe your creatures when they've been buffed.
- you sneeze, and right when someone says, "Bless you," you say, "Know where's my +3/+3 power boost?"
- there's an eclipse, and you think that all of the vultures, viruses, gargoyles, mummies, retroviruses, bats, pests, and ticks are going to get a +2/+1 boost.
- your ultimate profile is more tricked out then your portfolio.
- you spend more time on Elements Chat discussing whether one deck used against T50 is better than another, rather than play testing the decks themselves.
- you start calling yourself by your username.
- you realize why people look at you funny when they asked you about the planet Neptune, and you told them that it's not a planet, but a False God that spams little squids that freeze your creatures, and then uses a shockwave spell to instantly destroy them.

maybe more some other time... that's all for now.

Thats in my signature!!!!! You are clearly stealing for my signature!!! Just kidding. 

ummm...srry if i did though. it wasn't intentional since i didn't see ur sig til now-ish. XD

Edit: I have one more... You Know You're Addicted to Elements When... Someone asks you a certain question, and you give the following answer:

Does God exist? (Answer must be restricted to either yes or no; reasoning would be appreciated)

No, there is no such card as God in elements. If there was, its proper name would be Zanzarino

[jippy99]

You know You're Addicted to Elements When...

- you wonder what a rainbow tastes like after watching a skittles commercial.
- someone dies, you expect a vulture to pop up, eat the corpse, and gain +1/+1.
- you are watching Futurama, and you run for cover when someone mentions the name, "Hermes."
- someone asks you, "What is the definition of a paradox?" And you tell them that a "Paradox" is a False God that likes to Twin Universe your creatures when they've been buffed.
- you sneeze, and right when someone says, "Bless you," you say, "Know where's my +3/+3 power boost?"
- there's an eclipse, and you think that all of the vultures, viruses, gargoyles, mummies, retroviruses, bats, pests, and ticks are going to get a +2/+1 boost.
- your ultimate profile is more tricked out then your portfolio.
- you spend more time on Elements Chat discussing whether one deck used against T50 is better than another, rather than play testing the decks themselves.
- you start calling yourself by your username.
- you realize why people look at you funny when they asked you about the planet Neptune, and you told them that it's not a planet, but a False God that spams little squids that freeze your creatures, and then uses a shockwave spell to instantly destroy them.

maybe more some other time... that's all for now.

Thats in my signature!!!!! You are clearly stealing for my signature!!! Just kidding. 

ummm...srry if i did though. it wasn't intentional since i didn't see ur sig til now-ish. XD

its ok.  I was just joking.

[johannhowitzer]

You spend more time designing your own cards than playing the game itself.

[Taparu]

you read through at least one page of this topic and laugh at it all.

you don't wish upon the first star but the last to disappear cause its the morning star

[theloconate]

you keep checking to see if any one respond to your post in the middle of doing homework
If you can relate to most of the posts here

[$$$man]

you keep checking to see if any one respond to your post in the middle of doing homework

-.-

[ayoth]

You know You're Addicted to Elements When...

- you wonder what a rainbow tastes like after watching a skittles commercial.
- someone dies, you expect a vulture to pop up, eat the corpse, and gain +1/+1.
- you are watching Futurama, and you run for cover when someone mentions the name, "Hermes."
- someone asks you, "What is the definition of a paradox?" And you tell them that a "Paradox" is a False God that likes to Twin Universe your creatures when they've been buffed.
- you sneeze, and right when someone says, "Bless you," you say, "Know where's my +3/+3 power boost?"
- there's an eclipse, and you think that all of the vultures, viruses, gargoyles, mummies, retroviruses, bats, pests, and ticks are going to get a +2/+1 boost.
- your ultimate profile is more tricked out then your portfolio.
- you spend more time on Elements Chat discussing whether one deck used against T50 is better than another, rather than play testing the decks themselves.
- you start calling yourself by your username.
- you realize why people look at you funny when they asked you about the planet Neptune, and you told them that it's not a planet, but a False God that spams little squids that freeze your creatures, and then uses a shockwave spell to instantly destroy them.

maybe more some other time... that's all for now.

Thats in my signature!!!!! You are clearly stealing for my signature!!! Just kidding. 

ummm...srry if i did though. it wasn't intentional since i didn't see ur sig til now-ish. XD

Edit: I have one more... You Know You're Addicted to Elements When... Someone asks you a certain question, and you give the following answer:

Does God exist? (Answer must be restricted to either yes or no; reasoning would be appreciated)

No, there is no such card as God in elements. If there was, its proper name would be Zanzarino

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I lol'd

[slovenc555]

Hey, $$$man, your sig is form abstrouse goose, right?! Can't believe we are reading the same online comic... Kinda forgot about it when i got back into elements...