The Collector
You spend way, way, way, way, way to much time on this game. You've upgraded cards you'll probably never use and if Electrum were real currency you could afford your own private island. You dominate the Arena. Collectors will latch on to the few inspired deckbuilders among them and grind with their decks ad infinitum. A ttw study isn't worthwhile until it is at least a couple hundred games in. You're working your way towards becoming "Trainer Awesome" if you aren't there already. Player you'd most like to be like: jmizzle7
The PvPer
It's all about the thrill of live competition. Winning is the best feeling in the world, and losing is unbearable. You will sacrifice sleep to play in a tournament. Masters outbid each other to get you on their War team. You're frothing at the mouth while eagerly anticipating the next pvp event/league. Your grasp of the metagame is transcendental. Normal players can only gape in awe at the hardware collection of trophies you possess. Player you'd most like to be like: Antagon
The Card Creator
You've voted in every single card poll in the Crucible, Forge and Armory. You're aware of each card that's been done before and who has done it. You often think up a card idea while away from the computer and then can't wait to log on and post it. You're active on the forums daily but you may not have been seen in chat in months. You crave OldTree's approval. Your dream is that one day zanz will add your card to the game and you'll get into the Reliquary like you deserve. Player you'd most like to be like: moomoose
The Foreigner
Your broken english is nearly unintelligible. You're shunned from typing in your own language in chat so you hang out in the multilingual forum in a 60 page thread populated by the handful of other posters that speak your mother tongue. Peoples much wished for: Никита Хрущёв
The Titleist
There are a kaleidoscope of stars, icons and graphics above your username. At at least one point you've been on the council, held a staff position or been a master. Your elite status draws respect, fear and awe from the plebs. Secretly you dream of one day becoming the Admin and ruling the forums with a firm but benevolent hand. Player you'd most like to be like: ScaredGirl
The Noob
You're incapable of doing anything yourself due to your learning disability and crippling illiteracy. You are entitled to live, free, 24/7 chat support. The decks you post are either identical to what has already been posted or just wrong. You got here from Kongregate. Player you'd most like to be like: n00b
The Lurker
You think up imaginary witty replies to posts so you can feel satisfied with your own cleverness. You almost registered once but then you thought your username was lame and that nobody would reply to your introduction thread. You think you could be friends with a poster on the forums if only they got to know you. The Official Member Pictures Thread is your favourite forum topic but you'll never post in it. Player you'd most like to be like: Guest
The Returning Veteran
You made a name for yourself long ago and then quit playing. Got your easymode rares from T50 and farmed FG's with a two turn Sundial. You fondly remember when we had ____ and before ____ ruined the metagame. You'll return for just long enough to get everyone's hopes up that you are back before you leave again. Your attempted comebacks fail because you can't handle a challenge in modern Elements. Player you'd most like to be like: icybreaker
The Superstar
You have seen and done it all. You've won Wars and Tournaments with style. You read more than you write on the forums. Card creations are added to the game on your 4th try. You come and go as you please and you're too cool for signatures, reputation and the farewell section. Women want to be with you, and men want to be you. Nobody spells your name right. Player you'd most like to be like: plastiqe
