What People Say in Chat - Part 2

[TribalTrouble]

Why would you even.... Sigh.... silly D.

[Zyardran]

Why would you even.... Sigh.... silly D.

>.>
don't judge me....

[andretimpa]

Dungeon mastering done right 

[23:41:02] ‹snickersimba› also note: one time, one of my players made bacon for breakfast, they had cooked eight strips of bacon
[23:41:10] ‹snickersimba› when they came back, three were missing
[23:41:17] ‹snickersimba› and no one else lived there
[23:41:49] ‹MeowMeowCat› On the topic of bacon
[23:41:59] ‹MeowMeowCat› I really don't understand all the hype of bacon
[23:41:59] ‹snickersimba› when the horrible creature from beyond the stars starts stealing your bacon, shits going down
[23:42:12] ‹Treldon› Oh, I know. It was the postman
[23:42:16] ‹snickersimba› also, the game is set in the 1920s
[23:42:21] ‹MeowMeowCat› Yes, it's good, but do we really need to be all like "OH MY GAWSH BAKUN SO GOOD I WRAP MY BABY IN BAKUN LULZ"
[23:42:31] ‹MeowMeowCat› It's really annoying.
[23:42:32] ‹snickersimba› the doors are locked, again
[23:42:45] ‹snickersimba› also, she lived in an apartment
[23:42:46] ‹MeowMeowCat› Like the sriracha or whatever hype
[23:43:18] ‹MeowMeowCat› "I put sriracha on my taco, I put sriracha on my eggs, I put sriracha on my dog, I put sriracha on my baby"
[23:43:21] ‹MeowMeowCat› Also very annoying
[23:43:30] ‹snickersimba› also, I did get the best scare ever out of my players once in the game
[23:43:41] ‹snickersimba› before the immaturity got too much
[23:43:50] ‹snickersimba› male player taking a dump on the toilet
[23:43:55] ‹Guest-Scarab-248e5› ‹@MeowMeowCat› I put Sriracha on my Sriracha
[23:44:08] ‹MeowMeowCat› ‹@Guest-Scarab-248e5› *flips table*
[23:44:11] ‹snickersimba› cultist attempts to summon a deep one
[23:44:21] ‹snickersimba› deep ones require a body of water to be summoned
[23:44:39] ‹snickersimba› the deep one, a hybrid fish/lizard/human thing CRAWLS OUT OF THE TOILET HES USING
[23:44:44] ‹snickersimba› WHILE HES USING IT
[23:45:18] ‹Treldon› I'm quite sure the deep ones do not dwell/move through toilets
[23:45:18] ‹MeowMeowCat› I can see how that would be mildly scary irl
[23:45:21] ‹snickersimba› because random chance is awesome sometimes
[23:45:27] ‹MeowMeowCat› But in a game without any visuals? Meh.
[23:45:48] ‹snickersimba› trel, it was a lesser spell
[23:45:53] ‹Treldon› ‹@MeowMeowCat› Depends on your imagination. Mine is better than any cgi
[23:46:05] ‹snickersimba› a minor summoning that required a body of water
[23:46:18] ‹Treldon› But I know many people have as bland imaginations as a piece on concrete
[23:46:18] ‹snickersimba› was more of a plot device
[23:46:48] ‹MeowMeowCat› ‹@Treldon› I have a great imagination, but it tends to add humor to anything I think of
[23:46:49] ‹snickersimba› I meant for it to be summoned in the puddle of water in the hallway
[23:47:00] ‹snickersimba› The dice chose the toilet instead
[23:47:07] ‹MeowMeowCat› Could also be my 3rd person aspect of imagination
[23:47:30] ‹snickersimba› that character survived, not without a good fear of toilets
[23:47:58] ‹snickersimba› he roundhouse kicked the deep one in the face, into the concrete wall
[23:48:10] ‹Treldon› ‹@snickersimba› I see. That's actually logical (in rpg terms)
[23:48:22] ‹snickersimba› because you know
[23:48:28] ‹snickersimba› never surprise the martial artist
[23:48:44] ‹snickersimba› who also has a sawed off shotgun

[Espithel]

Breaking the chat, version 2.0:

Courtesy of the Lovely Coffeeditto

[iDaire]

Oh look!
Windows 2007 Start Bar.
That's the only thing that caught my attention.

[Coffeeditto]

It's all hilarious because I run windows XP, I know.

[andretimpa]

To be fair windows xp was the last decent windows to be released.

[Zyardran]

[18:25:42] ‹Zblader› ‹@mythologyrules› How do you seduce Edward Cullen?
[18:26:06] ‹Frozengaia› Has Higurashi murdered me yet
[18:26:25] ‹iDaire› We can check.
[18:26:25] ‹mythologyrules› ‹@Zblader› what?
[18:26:27] ‹Discord› no
[18:26:57] ‹Zblader› ‹@mythologyrules› How do you become Edward's boyfriend?
[18:27:10] ‹mythologyrules› ‹@Zblader› why??????
[18:27:23] ‹dracomageat› game sucks
[18:27:37] ‹mythologyrules› ‹@Zblader› why do you want to know?!?!
[18:27:55] ‹mythologyrules› ‹@Zblader› he's MINEEEEEE!!!!!!
[18:28:06] ‹dracomageat› skipping me for doing other things while I wait is one thing but kicking me for being a slow typer is another
[18:28:14] Chapuz joined.
[18:29:02] ‹mythologyrules› NO 1 WILL HAVE EDWARD BUT MEEEEE!!!!!
[18:29:04] ‹MeowMeowCat› Hi, Chapuz.
[18:29:21] ‹Chapuz› hi everyone
[18:29:24] ‹mythologyrules› hi C!
[18:29:31] ‹Zblader› ‹@mythologyrules› What about Photon?
[18:29:35] ‹Chapuz› ‹@andretimpa› you rock. seriously, you rock
[18:29:40] ‹Dm› ‹@mythologyrules› Okay, shut the fuck up and stop the caps spam
[18:29:50] ‹Dm› You don't need to write in all caps.
[18:29:51] ‹Zblader› ‹@dracomageat› *pat*
[18:29:56] ‹Dm› You're annoying enough that we can read you without it.
[18:30:13] ‹mythologyrules› ‹@Zblader› IDC! she cant have him!!!
[18:30:18] ‹mythologyrules› ‹@Dm› sorry
[18:30:27] ‹Zblader› I thought you two had an agreement or something

daaang....... 

[andretimpa]

[20:36:32] ‹Frozengaia› Thanks again, all of yee
[20:36:42] ‹Frozengaia› Right, just 19 blacks needed.
[20:36:53] ‹willng3› wat
[20:38:00] ‹Dm› [20:36:42] ‹Frozengaia› Right, just 19 blacks needed.
[20:38:14] ‹Dm› Are you making some kind of african relief camp or something buddy
[20:38:26] ‹Frozengaia› Black cards*
[20:38:44] Dm joined.
[20:38:43] ‹willng3› You can't pull the black card on me.
[20:38:58] ‹Dm› ‹@willng3› You're white
[20:38:59] ‹RootRanger› "This card is useless!"
[20:39:19] ‹Frozengaia› I'm making an elements-themed Cards against Humanity... "Expansion"
[20:39:29] ‹willng3› ‹@Dm› Don't oppress me.
[20:39:45] ‹Dm› ‹@willng3› Get off here you rice-colored elite
[20:39:53] ‹MeowMeowCat› Actually, will is a white card
[20:40:02] ‹Frozengaia› 18 blacks and 38 whites
[20:40:26] ‹willng3› I'm posting this to tumblr
[20:40:27] ‹andretimpa› ‹@Frozengaia› more whites than blacks -> racist
[20:40:50] ‹Frozengaia› ‹@andretimpa› We need about 4 whites to every black.
[20:40:59] ‹jonathancrazyj› poke me when that CAH game is ready
[20:41:06] ‹andretimpa› ‹@Frozengaia› watch your privilege
[20:41:09] ‹RootRanger› ‹@andretimpa› You're racist for typing in white on a black background. You're destroying its culture.

[20:49:32] ‹Frozengaia› 00:49:09] <Dracomageat> you most certainly can cheer up anyone with tales of dm's love life
[20:50:16] ‹Dm› You can cheer up with tales of my life in general
[20:50:44] ‹Dm› If you ever feel down - and I actually remotely care about you - then just ask me to tell you some random stories, you'll think your lucky or something.
[20:51:09] ‹Dm› you're*
[20:51:47] ‹Zblader› ‹@Dm› Can I get a tl;dr package that comes in 3 sentences?
[20:52:12] ‹Dm› ‹@Zblader› TL;DR - You're Still Worse.
[20:52:20] ‹Dm› /shotsfired
[20:52:55] ‹Zblader› Ow. My womanly feelings.
[20:53:00] ‹Zblader› All one of them.
[20:53:21] ‹Dm› She'll get pregnant from the shock.

[21:06:33] ‹willng3› /summon UTAlan
[21:09:40] ‹MeowMeowCat› /summon SpikeSpiegel
[21:10:00] ‹Frozengaia› /summon scaredgirl
[21:11:51] ‹RootRanger› /summon shaq i.imgur.com/o8Xn00c.jpg

[iancudorinmarian]

[13:03:21] ‹Discord› confession time....
[13:03:32] Christopaz left.
[13:03:32] ‹Discord› this is gonna be awkward
[13:03:59] ‹Discord› sometimes I wanna know what it's like to be kidnapped
[13:05:22] ‹Discord› Now just.... Pretend I never said that

wat

[Zyardran]

[13:03:21] ‹Discord› confession time....
[13:03:32] Christopaz left.
[13:03:32] ‹Discord› this is gonna be awkward
[13:03:59] ‹Discord› sometimes I wanna know what it's like to be kidnapped
[13:05:22] ‹Discord› Now just.... Pretend I never said that

wat

why do you always share these things?! 

[Rutarete]

[13:03:21] ‹Discord› confession time....
[13:03:32] Christopaz left.
[13:03:32] ‹Discord› this is gonna be awkward
[13:03:59] ‹Discord› sometimes I wanna know what it's like to be kidnapped
[13:05:22] ‹Discord› Now just.... Pretend I never said that

wat

why do you always share these things?! 

The question is, why do you?