Useless or Fail combo

[Contrary]

Fail:

Having shit to do + playing this game

[furballdn]

Fail:

Having shit to do + playing this game

I think we just found our winner.

[Skotadi Phobos]

nightmare and spark. nerver a good idea

[aqwsz0]

nightmare+spark is actually good, bone walls, condors, and other stuff.


bad combos = stupidity.  DUH

[johannhowitzer]

I think morningstar's point was that the things he quoted aren't bad combos, they are combos that you'd be stupid to use in that way, or even not combos at all.  Vampire + antimatter is just fine, since you'd use antimatter on your opponent.  Nightmare Voodoo with Rains of Fire is fine too... just use the RoF before you Nightmare, and use Nightmare when you have low HP.  As for "healing at full health," that isn't a combo.  Healing cards are always helpful, even if you're at full health - you'd just wait until you are damaged to use them.  "Full health" is neither a card, nor a permanent status.

[dragonsdemesne]

Spark+Quintessence
Pest+Butterfly Effect, followed by Liquid Shadow
Chimera, when your opponent has Sundial and Fallen Druid in play
Shard of Sacrifice, followed by Shard of Divinity
Shrieker + Quintessence, then burrowing.

Those are all ones I've seen the AI use :p

Two I've accidentally discovered on my own:
Solar Shield + Sanctuary = fail.  I only used that deck once... :p
Protect Artifact + Quantum Tower + Nymph Queen = fail  Only did that once, too.  However, at least it gave me the idea for a perfect Jezebel counter

[silux]

There isn't a baddest combo than two cards that destroy each other, and both are played by the same player!

However please don't post combos that aren't combos, like Shrieker+Rustler, because there are tons of this kind of combos.
Game conditions can be combos as well as card+card and game_condition+card , because cards have different values as the game changes and ,above all, I hadn't written in the title 'useless or fail card combos'.
So if someone post a 'game_condition+card' like combo that's my fault;)

And i forget that repetitions and spamming is allowed since this is the humor section!

Ps: but only original and funny combos will be added in the first post!

[oblivion1212]

most awesome thing i did.. i'm still trying to re-create the instance, but i remember it clearly.. took a pic on it on my phone..

it went me going  with twinternities vs my bro mono-

i went with SoR, precogs, eternities, AWs, TUs, HGs x9001 each...
then as opposed to your thinking that i'd lock my bro with his virus?
NOPE

i went rewind RoL to self, draw, rewind, draw, rewind, draw, etc..
he literally roflolmao'd
))))))))
lost because of poison, but he got annoyed, so it's virtually a draw... XD

[Nepycros]

most awesome thing i did.. i'm still trying to re-create the instance, but i remember it clearly.. took a pic on it on my phone..

it went me going  with twinternities vs my bro mono-

i went with SoR, precogs, eternities, AWs, TUs, HGs x9001 each...
then as opposed to your thinking that i'd lock my bro with his virus?
NOPE

i went rewind RoL to self, draw, rewind, draw, rewind, draw, etc..
he literally roflolmao'd
))))))))
lost because of poison, but he got annoyed, so it's virtually a draw... XD

That is neither:
1) Smart
2) Funny
3) Relevant to this thread.

I apologize for my rudeness. /apology

[oblivion1212]

most awesome thing i did.. i'm still trying to re-create the instance, but i remember it clearly.. took a pic on it on my phone..

it went me going  with twinternities vs my bro mono-

i went with SoR, precogs, eternities, AWs, TUs, HGs x9001 each...
then as opposed to your thinking that i'd lock my bro with his virus?
NOPE

i went rewind RoL to self, draw, rewind, draw, rewind, draw, etc..
he literally roflolmao'd
))))))))
lost because of poison, but he got annoyed, so it's virtually a draw... XD

That is neither:
1) Smart
2) Funny
3) Relevant to this thread.

I apologize for my rudeness. /apology

this actually made me laughed XD
seems my post was the useless/fail combo..
no hard feelings XD

[Camoninja]

That is neither:
1) Smart
2) Funny
3) Relevant to this thread.

I apologize for my rudeness. /apology

What about the part with the combo of hourglass+eternity+photon? Isn't that relevant? It does absolutely nothing but waste quanta.

[darkrobe]

Shard of sacrifice as a last minute save + shard of divinity for more HP..... oh wait... shit.