Stuff you did in the middle of the night

[ValerianFlame]

So, I may or may not be right in thinking a lot of us are night owls, with weird sleep schedules. I, myself, am a night owl. Now let's consider the words "stuff you did." This is just a funny little compilation of things that the community has done in the middle of the night. I shall start.

At midnight, I started eating Zesta Saltines and ate an entire sleeve in just 75 or so minutes. (Including the crumbs)

[Calambar]

At midnight usually I'm in my bed, but very often my almost 11-month-old doughter is crying out loud waking up my wife and me. I shall ask her this question what she is doing at midnight that she can't sleep 

[Solaris]

I've been to Walmart at midnight, before, gettig the ingredients for cake. I don't make questionable decisions.

[Ryli]

I always get home from work at 12.30am at earliest and have dinner. Exciting stuff

[JonathanCrazyJ]

I am going to tell you a harrowing tale of woe. My fiancee still likes to torment me with it.

I was drunk. Very, very drunk when I went to bed that fateful night.
After I had finally gone to sleep (a deep sleep which included groaning loudly and occasionally singing to myself, as is my routine when particularly drunk), she thought the worst was over.
Our bedroom is a little too small for our double bed. I had to build the bed in the room with the door open, so the door can never close past the corner of the bed.
She woke up to me sitting on the end of the bed, opening and closing the door, repeatedly, loudly, into the side of the bed.

"What the hell are you doing?" she asked angrily. She had work the next day.

"Loo" i replied. unbeknownst to her, I was actually still asleep.

"Then Go!" she said, apparently.

i managed to conclude, in my sleep, that the door was now open.
So i left the room, and turned left. This was odd, thought my fiancee. The loo is downstairs. That's the kitchen. Maybe he's getting some water first.

But the sound she heard was not the sound of a running tap. Well, not a wall mounted tap anyway. More like a drunk human mounted tap hitting plastic.
She ran into the kitchen and turned on the light.
(This is where I have memory of this incident, I believe this is where I was actually woken. Woken to the sound of yelling. Angry, angry yelling.)

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!" She screamed.

"What? Why are you shouting at me, I'm using the toilet!"

"That's not the TOILET JONNY, THAT'S THE BIN!"

"It's NOT THE BIN!" I was very certain of this.

"YOU ARE IN THE KITCHEN!"

"I... I know... IT'S THE KITCHEN TOILET, WHY ARE YOU YELLING??"

At this point she went back to bed. We were both angry. I was angry at her because she had yelled at me when I was obviously just using the kitchen toilet. She was angry at me because I had used the kitchen as a toilet.

As I lay in bed, I finally achieved full consciousness. I realized that kitchen toilets really were not a thing.

"I'll clean it up tomorrow." I mumbled into the darkness.

She patted me on the head.

[rob77dp]

There once was a college student named Rob
Who lived in a room on a floor of a dorm.
This year a different room was assigned him,
'Twas just down the hall - a break from the norm.

One evening he attended a party
Drank from the well - a drink oh so hearty.
There he did imbibe as much as one could.
Back in his room - retired just as you would.

The drinks quickly made haste through his system
Prompting a wobbly trip to the restroom.
Relieved, he went to his room for more sleep
HARK!
Behold, one already there in my sheets!

Too drunk to care, gentleman Rob lay down
"Hey. HEY... HEY!!" a voice came out of thin air.
I was upset, who would dare wake me now?!
I had been kind with my bed - I had shared!

I opened my eyes - there stood my roommate
Imploring me to please get up and leave.
Shaken, stirred I grumbled at him in hate:
"Make him go away, quite being naive!"

Through my protest my roommate insisted
"You're not sharing your bed with a stranger..."
Surly, my want to stay put persisted -
"No! You're in bed alongside our neighbor!"

[CactusKing]

The term night owl confuses me. Is it not just a regular owl?

[Zyardran]

I just wake up at random times during the night and ponder on what i'm doing with my life. I'm sure as hell glad it's this

[Espithel]

Here's a fun one for you lot.

I'm a reclusive person who is practically nocturnal - wake up at 4 PM, sleep at 8 AM. As a result, I barely get out, and I barely see sunlight.

Turns out, there's also two pigeons who are similarly nocturnal for some reason. They hang out on my fence. And while I'm outside, contemplating random crap, because the morning where everything is black and cold and you can't see anything and no one's watching you is somehow good for that, they would sometimes stack on each other and stay completely still. It was a glorified piggyback, and I was never quite sure what they were doing.



This happened for a number of nights, and I became increasing curious. One night, I just stared at them for half an hour. This pissed them off and led to them screaming; I thought they were just looking at some rival bird, but nope, I was intimidating them.

Then the bird on top charged at me, and clawed at my belly, and I started running all the way from the end of the fence to the door with two pigeons scratching at all of my exposed flesh, which was my back, my neck, and my stomach. (The shirt I was wearing that night was a bit small.)



To be fair, now that I know what they were doing, I'd've probably scratched up a peeping tom too.
No need to be so slutty and do it in the open though. e.e

[DoctorC]

Played three disgusting games of CAH with Zya, Fabian, Ryli, asdw and mathman (kinda). We were horrible, but I regret nothing =D

[CactusKing]

Played three disgusting games of CAH with Zya, Fabian, Ryli, asdw and mathman (kinda). We were horrible, but I regret nothing =D

Same, but with different people.