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Searching for very bad jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=54474.msg1135412#msg1135412
« on: May 07, 2014, 11:23:05 am »
So I went into Kong chat to find the biggest joker, but people corrected me that it's another card game.

Asperoth almost told me a pun, but he didn't find it punny enough.

In Kong chat you can say that inthisroom's behaviour is moderate.

Odii Odsen can't tell good jokes, because his humour is dark.

Laxadarap was reading a book of Anti-gravity. He couldn't put it down.

Calindu was too tired to tell me any jokes, because he was up all night to get lucky.

Marsu was busy with life issues and PlayerOA simply didn't have enough time.

Skotadi Phobos didn't even want to help me, because the idea bugged him very much.

Willng3 was not there, but I'm sure he would be willing to help.
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Re: Searching for very bad jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=54474.msg1135422#msg1135422
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2014, 02:29:09 pm »
It took me a while to realize this was punny.
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Re: Searching for very bad jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=54474.msg1135425#msg1135425
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2014, 03:25:13 pm »
Quote from: Submachine on May 07, 2014, 11:23:05 am
Skotadi Phobos didn't even want to help me, because the idea bugged him very much.
If I had helped, my life would have slowed to a crawl.
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Re: Searching for very bad jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=54474.msg1135429#msg1135429
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2014, 04:27:12 pm »
Don't be afraid to post your ideas too. Let's have a pun time! :)
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Re: Searching for very bad jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=54474.msg1135448#msg1135448
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Re: Searching for very bad jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=54474.msg1135458#msg1135458
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2014, 12:05:28 am »
Krzy said he wanted to help, but was feeling a little light-headed
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Re: Searching for very bad jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=54474.msg1135459#msg1135459
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2014, 12:08:45 am »
TorB is an option, but only as a last resort, he can talk until the cows come home.
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Re: Searching for very bad jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=54474.msg1135503#msg1135503
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2014, 02:23:04 pm »
- Last night I had a dinner in the new restaurant on the moon.
- So, how is it ?
- Well, the food is good but the place has no atmosphere.


- How do crazy people get through the forest ?
- They follow the psycho-path.
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Re: Searching for very bad jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=54474.msg1135526#msg1135526
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2014, 06:24:38 pm »
I hope this will strike your... funny bone.








Source: https://imgur.com/gallery/bxJHK. I love stupid awesome shit like this too!
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Re: Searching for very bad jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=54474.msg1139326#msg1139326
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2014, 10:53:47 am »
my parents gave me money and said it was for food.
so i ate it.
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Re: Searching for very bad jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=54474.msg1156151#msg1156151
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2014, 08:51:52 pm »
What does the hay fork say to the ill scythe?
"Are you okay? you look kinda sickle."

What do the other barber tools say about the haughty comb?
"So rude! Constantly brushing us off like that!"

What is a nick-name for a duck only veterinarian?
A Quack!

Punny? Or should I be punished?
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Re: Searching for very bad jokes https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=54474.msg1156154#msg1156154
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2014, 09:38:39 pm »
Why are hitchhikers bad at basketball?
They always travel
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