Elements Forumgoers 101

[Absol]

Elements Forumgoers 101:
AKA how noob are you?

Notes:
1. I've encountered all types. Yes, all of them.
2. A noob can evolve into another type. A typical noob will go through three or four forms during his lifetime.
3. You are a noob. You know it. I am a noob. We're all noobs.

Example Noob:
I've forged a noob on the forum. Let's just say, "her" name is "partaygurl93". This is "her" first five posts:

Hello im a girl see u in tourney

Dim sheild is op I playd this game for 5 years n im having difficulty against dim sheild its so op im a girl help me nurf dim

pls hlp me farm deth sard its so op lololol i dont have tim t farm becuz i hav to make up!! y sor cant ohko fg anymore i hate this game it sux

i hav idea:
Dom Bringer
15 deth
efect is u win te game
balnced becuz miracle hel u fuly

NO ur sposed to psot in turney thred siging in im surprised your so stupid o know dat u jus playd de gam for 2 yrs i playd it for 5 years n yes the gam's out fr 5 yres stupid noob

"She" didn't make it to the sixth post. Oh well.

Discuss.

[Rutarete]

Accurate. Funny. Great post +1 to you good sir.

[Drake_XIV]

So... where does that put us.  And by us, I mean me.

But really accurate when you look at those that have come and gone...

[Chapuz]

+rep, yet I won't leave because of overabundance of idiocy.

[Maximito]

Hmmm ... what a positve way to look at things ...

I dont know im just a noob .. but maybe if the "noobs" had a slightly more friendly welcome

but you know how those know-it-all college kids are

[Annele]

What about the people who stick around? Where does that put us?

[Absol]

So... where does that put us.  And by us, I mean me.

Card designer wannabe. Definitely.

What about the people who stick around? Where does that put us?

Either newbie helper wannabe or elitist, depends on what you're doing.
And i'm another newbie helper wannabe.

[Calindu]

Had a good read, thanks for it!

[Higurashi]

I suppose I was a newbie helper wannabe lazy grinder PvP champion wannabe according to this table, eh? And with time we shed these weaknesses.. I'm no longer lazy, no longer suck at PvP and no longer do I have time for helping newbies much x)

[Hyroen]

What's great about this flowchart is that it --can-- be true! And if you know the general path you're taking, you know the weakness to overcome in order to continue prospering in the community.

And yes, I definitely started off as Card Designer Wannabe. Not exactly there anymore.

[Zso_Zso]

What about all the wanderers who keep jumping from branch-to-branch and never get to a leaf (leaving) node, and consequently are still stuck here ?

[majofa]

Any guess where I fit?