Community Story Time!

[Solaris]

Jeffrey was also born without a right arm.

[Silver Emerald]

Fortunately, over time he grew both arms. Unfortunately, they were three times as large as regular arms.

[Lunaris]

Despite having ridiculously large arms, Jeffrey was a very happy child.

[iDaire]

Because he had abnormally large arms, he had no friends. Or family.

[JonathanCrazyJ]

And one day, Jeffery tried stroking his pussy, Clarabelle, but due to his massive hands, accidentally flattened her. It was very sad.

[Aves]

Spoiler for Branch A:

Then the fourth wall broke and Jeffrey briefly saw the eyes of vaporous beings... 'elementals?' he wondered, before it ended. Fires blazed and darkness consumed reality as Error-Detector adf3s0-df2f-szz23-8B went to work, erasing the reality to which he had been confined. Time and space flickered, and died. Oblivion came... until the Detector finished its work, letting loose a small puff of anti-entropy. The puff circled the machine before it, too vanished in a scrawl of words. The Detector, seeing its mandate fulfilled, left the void. In its wake, the next sentence reasserted itself, defining the beginning of a new story.

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Jeffrey.

Spoiler for Branch B:

Indeed, Jerffery was not born at all, for he had had no biological origin. Yet he breathed and talked just as a normal boy, and could play and run amongst all the others without any difficulties.

Spoiler for Branch W:

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Jeffery. Jeffery lived in the Kingdom of Water...

[Silver Emerald]

I have no idea what to make of the last post.

Due to being a rather strange breed of cat with entropy in her veins, Clarabelle seemed to return to life. Since she was never really dead. Or alive. It was confusing. So Jeffery put her in a box with a Geiger counter he found in his brother's closet.

[AD TienzuStorm]

As Jeffery went to activate the Geiger Counter, it turned out that he didn't know his gadgets and had actually stuffed the cat in a box with a blender. The blender turned on and proceeded to chop the cat into many pieces.

Jeffery didn't realize this and figured the shrieks were shrieks of joy. Silly Jeffery.

[worldwideweb3]

The cat is etg and Jeffrey is Zanz.

[JonathanCrazyJ]

The End.

[Lunaris]

Once upon a time, there was a man by the name of JonathanCrazyJ

[JonathanCrazyJ]

He was the best. Seriously, like, awesome.