Captain Obvious | no shit Sherlock

[Submachine]

Any suggestions on making this card balanced?
don't take this question too seriously, just.. act like

NAME: Captain Obvious ELEMENT: Time COST: 4 TYPE: Creature ATK|HP: 4 | 4	NAME: No shit Sherlock ELEMENT: Time COST: 2 TYPE: Creature ATK|HP: 8 | 8

ART: someone who had a computer IDEA: a person or a group of people NOTES: If the stats of Captain Obvious change, then the skill text changes along with it. When a lobotomizer is used on Captain Obvious, something unexpected will happen: he will be lobotomized! And then something like the opposite of this will happen: Spoiler for Hidden: At first, I planned No shit Sherlock to be Faptain Obvious. Faptain Obvious has Fap in his name. I didn't name the upgraded card Faptain Obvious. SERIES:

[RulacMage11]

2  quanta for an 8/8 creature? OP, nerf pl0x. I also don't like that I have to spend 2  for the upped ability. It practically forces a duo I don't like. I mean, maybe Noshital would be an OP deck. I would be surprised if this didn't make it into the game. It's obviously uncounterable because he's so OP.

[eljoemo]

is the unupped lobo-able? what if it would got lobo-ed? Would it stop costing 4 and having 4 attack and 4 hit points?! WHAT KIND MADNESS IS THIS?!

[Calambar]

What if we mess with his stats? Will the info on the card change as well? That would be AwEsOmE!!1!1!!

[dragonsdemesne]

I vote other: rename to master of the obvious.

http://elementscommunity.org/forum/humor/what-people-say-in-chat-part-2/msg419771/?topicseen#msg419771

[andretimpa]

Shital is the new fractix.

[Submachine]

is the unupped lobo-able? what if it would got lobo-ed? Would it stop costing 4 and having 4 attack and 4 hit points?! WHAT KIND MADNESS IS THIS?!

Ah, forgot to add it. OP is now updated. If Captain Obvious gets lobotomized, the reverse of this happens:

Spoiler for Hidden:

What if we mess with his stats? Will the info on the card change as well? That would be AwEsOmE!!1!1!!

That's a cool idea! Adding it to the list. ^^

For those who said nerf pl0x, how about reducing HP by 1? This way it will be still usable with Rage Elixir.

[Rutarete]

I think the closest to 8/8 for 2 is Abyss Crawler, which is 4 for a 6/6. So maybe +1 cost. Funny cards, by the way

[iancudorinmarian]

I think the closest to 8/8 for 2 is Abyss Crawler, which is 3 for a 6/6. So maybe +1 cost. Funny cards, by the way

I'm pretty sure Abyss Crawler costs 4

[Rutarete]

I think the closest to 8/8 for 2 is Abyss Crawler, which is 3 for a 6/6. So maybe +1 cost. Funny cards, by the way

I'm pretty sure Abyss Crawler costs 4

I thought I had put that. Typo fixed.

[dragtom]

Did anyone notice that if a mutant would be a 'captain obvious', it's stats would be 4|4 (and not higher), because that is it's passive..?
in other words, buff plz:
make it so that the passive only works when it comes first into play.

[Submachine]

Did anyone notice that if a mutant would be a 'captain obvious', it's stats would be 4|4 (and not higher), because that is it's passive..?
in other words, buff plz:
make it so that the passive only works when it comes first into play.

It's a passive, but with a twist. The text changes according the changed stats, so a mutant would be allowed to get higher points.