| (http://imageplay.net/img/m7Gbd81380/antagon.png) (http://imageplay.net/) | Antagon doesn't complain about how strong False Gods are. False Gods complain about how strong Antagon is. A veteran player once collected 150k to upgrade Antagon. Nothing happened. Antagon always wins 4 cards from the spin. |
| (http://elementscommunity.org/images/Cards/Anubis.png) | If an Anubis could use Immortality on Antagon, it would be considered a debuff. But of course he cannot. |
| (http://elementscommunity.org/images/Cards/Antimatter.png) | Rookie Elementalist figured out a way to beat Antagon. When Antagon was approaching, rookie Elementalist used Antimatter on him. Antagon punched him once, from which the rookie Elementalist got so much HP that Zanz banned him for hacking. |
| (http://elementscommunity.org/images/Cards/GravityPull.png) | Antagon once put Gravity Pull on himself for a month. There were zero deaths in the world during that month. |
| (http://elementscommunity.org/images/Cards/Mummy.png) | When Antagon uses Reverse time on a Mummy, it turns into Egyptian slave. |
Antagon finishes games by closing his browser. This is out of respect for the rest of existence, because if he ever hit "Done" it would all be over.Lol, awesome. I have to add these. :)
When Antagon wants to play Shockwave he winks. If you think Shockwave is a weak ability, remember that when creatures see Antagon they freeze in fear.
Desync is caused when Antagon and Chuck Norris come within a 1000 miles of each other.
Here's a bad one I made up: If you use reverse time on Antagon you lose, nothing exists before Antagon.I think this one is good too. :)
Someone once used adrenaline on Antagon. Each subsequent attack was stronger than the last.I don't get the first one. Second one is ok I guess. Last one is a bit.. meh.
Antagon gains hp when he attacks a fire shield.
When more than one Antagon is out and a chimera is played, the attack value goes so high that it brakes the game.
The adrenaline joke is that most creatures do less damage each subsequent attack.Someone once used adrenaline on Antagon. Each subsequent attack was stronger than the last.I don't get the first one. Second one is ok I guess. Last one is a bit.. meh.
Antagon gains hp when he attacks a fire shield.
When more than one Antagon is out and a chimera is played, the attack value goes so high that it brakes the game.
I might have to do some picking and choosing with these ones. No offense :)
Guys... Zeru kinda beat Antagon 2 - 0Zanz wanted to prove that Antagon wasn't all-powerful because he was incapable of losing. Antagon smiled and took the bet. Zanz wanted to make sure he would win the bet, so he rigged the Masters tourney duel. Zeru started with 0 HP, 0 cards in hand, and 1 card in deck. Antagon started with 999HP, 7 cards in hand, 999 cards in deck, and a table full of different kinds of Dragons. Zeru beat Antagon 2 - 0.
Nope....how.Well I'm betting the card in Zeru's deck was Antagon himself :P
Zeru had an extreme disadvantage.
Zanz wanted to prove that Antagon wasn't all-powerful because he was incapable of losing.This implies Zanz wants to prove Antagon can lose.
Antagon smiled and took the bet.This implies Antagon wanted to win.
Zanz wanted to make sure he would win the bet, so he rigged the Masters tourney duel.This would imply that he'd give Zeru a huge advantage
Zeru started with 0 HP, 0 cards in hand, and 1 card in deck. Antagon started with 999HP, 7 cards in hand, 999 cards in deck, and a table full of different kinds of Dragons.This would be a huge advantage in Antagon's favor, which makes no sense.
Zeru beat Antagon 2 - 0.This implies that despite a huge advantage, Antagon couldn't beat Zeru, and must suck.
My thoughts exactly.QuoteZanz wanted to prove that Antagon wasn't all-powerful because he was incapable of losing.This implies Zanz wants to prove Antagon can lose.QuoteAntagon smiled and took the bet.This implies Antagon wanted to win.QuoteZanz wanted to make sure he would win the bet, so he rigged the Masters tourney duel.This would imply that he'd give Zeru a huge advantageQuoteZeru started with 0 HP, 0 cards in hand, and 1 card in deck. Antagon started with 999HP, 7 cards in hand, 999 cards in deck, and a table full of different kinds of Dragons.This would be a huge advantage in Antagon's favor, which makes no sense.QuoteZeru beat Antagon 2 - 0.This implies that despite a huge advantage, Antagon couldn't beat Zeru, and must suck.
Zanz wanted to prove that Antagon wasn't all-powerful because he was incapable of losing.This implies that Antagon can do anything, but Zanz thinks there's something he can't do that's losing. Zanz rigged the tourney to make sure there's no way Antagon could lose but he still did. This proves the extent of Antagon's prowess.
Actually,Yes, this is what I was trying to say. :)QuoteZanz wanted to prove that Antagon wasn't all-powerful because he was incapable of losing.This implies that Antagon can do anything, but Zanz thinks there's something he can't do that's losing. Zanz rigged the tourney to make sure there's no way Antagon could lose but he still did. This proves the extent of Antagon's prowess.
Guys... Zeru kinda beat Antagon 2 - 0This is considered proof Zeru doesn't exist.
Yo Jmizzle7, imma really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but Antagon is the best Elements player of all time.no, your wrong. Jmizzle7 is the best elements player of all time. Antagon has his own category as it is insulting for him to be in the same group as newbs like Jmizzle.
Lol. "Antagon is so uber, he makes Jmizzle look like a newb."Yo Jmizzle7, imma really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but Antagon is the best Elements player of all time.no, your wrong. Jmizzle7 is the best elements player of all time. Antagon has his own category as it is insulting for him to be in the same group as newbs like Jmizzle.
Ladies. Look at your man, now back to Antagon. Now back to him. Now back to Antagon. Sadly, he is not Antagon, but he could smell like Antagon if he used fire spice bath and body cremation. Where are you? You're in PVP, with the man your man could smell like. Look at your hand. Back up. My hand. 7 Photons and Cremations. Look again. THE PHOTONS ARE NOW DRAGONS! Anything is possible when you're a grandmaster. He's on a horse.
*doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo*
Ladies. Look at your man, now back to Antagon. Now back to him. Now back to Antagon. Sadly, he is not Antagon, but he could smell like Antagon if he used fire spice bath and body cremation. Where are you? You're in PVP, with the man your man could smell like. Look at your hand. Back up. Anta's hand. 7 Photons and Cremations. Look again. THE PHOTONS ARE NOW DRAGONS! Anything is possible when you're a grandmaster. He's on a horse.You sir have gained karma for this. I have been laughing so hard for 5 minutes.
*doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo*
Ladies. Look at your man, now back to Antagon. Now back to him. Now back to Antagon. Sadly, he is not Antagon, but he could smell like Antagon if he used fire spice bath and body cremation. Where are you? You're in PVP, with the man your man could smell like. Look at your hand. Back up. Anta's hand. 7 Photons and Cremations. Look again. THE PHOTONS ARE NOW DRAGONS! Anything is possible when you're a grandmaster. He's on a horse.+1 karma for making me :) for the first time today.
*doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo*
Ladies. Look at your man, now back to Antagon. Now back to him. Now back to Antagon. Sadly, he is not Antagon, but he could smell like Antagon if he used fire spice bath and body cremation. Where are you? You're in PVP, with the man your man could smell like. Look at your hand. Back up. Anta's hand. 7 Photons and Cremations. Look again. THE PHOTONS ARE NOW DRAGONS! Anything is possible when you're a grandmaster. He's on a horse.Lol, Antagon is so great his hand can hold more than 8 cards.
*doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo*
Antagon is going to win vs Kevkev, even without actually being there. Oh, wait... :PLol, I was going to make this same joke. :)
Ladies. Look at your man, now back to Antagon. Now back to him. Now back to Antagon. Sadly, he is not Antagon, but he could smell like Antagon if he used fire spice bath and body cremation. Where are you? You're in PVP, with the man your man could smell like. Look at your hand. Back up. Anta's hand. 7 Photons and Cremations. Look again. THE PHOTONS ARE NOW DRAGONS! Anything is possible when you're a grandmaster. He's on a horse.Haha, that's awesome.
*doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo*
Sadly AI wasn't able to play Antagon's deck properlyYeah, computers aren't as great at winning as Antagon is with only 1 burning pillar in the deck :P
Why is everyone using pillars instead of mark cards?
The first Antagon's post (which was the first post ever by the way) looked like this:I thought Antagon never asks questions because he already knows everything?QuoteWhy is everyone using pillars instead of mark cards?
LOOOOOOL really great thread. I got one joke, but maybe not as funny as others.???
The Bone Dragon is made from the bones of a Cockatrice that Antagon had eaten.
Dude the joke was that Antagon upgraded a dead chicken into a dragon.LOOOOOOL really great thread. I got one joke, but maybe not as funny as others.???
The Bone Dragon is made from the bones of a Cockatrice that Antagon had eaten.
I'm pretty sure it was made of the bones from one of each of the other dragons...
He lost once to know what it feels like, the AI0 was immediately promoted to false god.So that's where Paradox came from?
No, that was me.He lost once to know what it feels like, the AI0 was immediately promoted to false god.So that's where Paradox came from?
first of all i have to say sorry i quit without a word (exspecially sorry to kevkev and plastiqe, sg of course), but there was a major cut in my life (dont ask me, im not telling anyone, private task).Some might say that around here you're bigger than religion.
and i will play elements again a bit in the future, but my time isnt that unlimited, it was in the past, and not with that much ambition.
and "hello" ;)
more than somefirst of all i have to say sorry i quit without a word (exspecially sorry to kevkev and plastiqe, sg of course), but there was a major cut in my life (dont ask me, im not telling anyone, private task).Some might say that around here you're bigger than religion.
and i will play elements again a bit in the future, but my time isnt that unlimited, it was in the past, and not with that much ambition.
and "hello" ;)
first of all i have to say sorry i quit without a word (exspecially sorry to kevkev and plastiqe, sg of course), but there was a major cut in my life (dont ask me, im not telling anyone, private task).Welcome back!
and i will play elements again a bit in the future, but my time isnt that unlimited, it was in the past, and not with that much ambition.
and "hello" ;)
first of all i have to say sorry i quit without a word (exspecially sorry to kevkev and plastiqe, sg of course), but there was a major cut in my life (dont ask me, im not telling anyone, private task).Welcome back! We all missed you!
and i will play elements again a bit in the future, but my time isnt that unlimited, it was in the past, and not with that much ambition.
and "hello" ;)
first of all i have to say sorry i quit without a word (exspecially sorry to kevkev and plastiqe, sg of course), but there was a major cut in my life (dont ask me, im not telling anyone, private task).Welcome, eternal archwizard of fire :) I am your humble apprentice
and i will play elements again a bit in the future, but my time isnt that unlimited, it was in the past, and not with that much ambition.
and "hello" ;)
Some might say that around here you're bigger than religion.Antaeligion?
Some might say that around here you're bigger than religion.Maybe even surpassing the Armedilgo Cult :))
Wait, who's this guy?Far as I can tell, one of the best elements players of all time. Maybe the best.
Good point. *looks at scoreboard* ... uhh... 10men?uhh, in PVP.
Seriously though, i thought Antagon was just some kind of in joke that spread all around the forums eventually, so i just rolled on with it. Finding out he's actually a person, with a life, no less, was... interesting.
Wait, who's this guy?*Points at war 1*
All jokes aside, Antagon has died :(He's not dead. He's just sleeping. He's more comfortable 6 feet under the ground.
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9343/sgravec.jpg)
Mourn with me people of Elements!
If your Otyugh hacked or you hacked and your Otyugh had 99999999999999 hp you die if you kill Antagon. I Antagon is antimattered Antagon gains +999999999999/999999999999 and your otyugh loses -99999999999999999999/-99999999999999999[boring mode] if your oty looses -9999... so he will gain - (-99...) therefor he become as awesome as Antagon.
Yes, he is sleeping, except the only reason he's 6 feet under is because he is slowly burning a hole in the ground :3. The Death peoples got so nervous about it, that they decided to build a city over it so he can find his way back. Duh.All jokes aside, Antagon has died :(He's not dead. He's just sleeping. He's more comfortable 6 feet under the ground.
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9343/sgravec.jpg)
Mourn with me people of Elements!
dude either way your Otyugh will ideIf your Otyugh hacked or you hacked and your Otyugh had 99999999999999 hp you die if you kill Antagon. I Antagon is antimattered Antagon gains +999999999999/999999999999 and your otyugh loses -99999999999999999999/-99999999999999999[boring mode] if your oty looses -9999... so he will gain - (-99...) therefor he become as awesome as Antagon.
Your argument is invalid, nobody can be as awesome as Anta. [/boring mode]
:{)