Guest posts by sbluen

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 3.0

« on: October 05, 2011, 08:34:07 am »

Granted, but you've just caused a realignment of chance and fate. You are getting struck by lightning, run over by a car, and a heart attack, all at the same time, all because you wished for something beyond your own comprehension.

I wish I didn't have a trail of ants in my house.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 3.0

« on: October 04, 2011, 06:23:02 pm »

Granted, but the dragon tries to sleep on the roof of your house, collapsing it.

I wish the Earth revolved around a binary star system.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Vending Machine 5.0

« on: July 25, 2011, 12:18:04 am »

You get an interdimensional portal, which a laser comes out of.

I insert a saved game on a flash drive.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 3.0

« on: July 14, 2011, 03:50:34 am »

Granted. You get a bunch of flowers that smell like rotten meat, like these ones: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amorphophallus_titanum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amorphophallus_titanum).

I wish for revenge to be upon ZergKing for not  really granting that wish. No offense intended, I just wanted to see what happens

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 3.0

« on: July 09, 2011, 06:39:24 pm »

Granted, but it's a wish to have hair on your backside. Enjoy.

I wish to be bit by a vampire so that I can gain vampire powers.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 3.0

« on: July 08, 2011, 04:50:14 am »

Granted. You get it on you hot dog. Zombie ants start crawling out of your hot dog and they climb up and start eating your brain.

I wish you didn't make a wish with such a creepy corruption.

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Patch Notes and Development News / Re: AI improvements

« on: July 04, 2011, 08:04:38 am »

The AI sometimes does not target its opponents weapons to prevent its otherwise obviously assured death.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 3.0

« on: June 25, 2011, 04:23:49 pm »

Granted, but I don't wish instead.

That's right. I will now point and laugh at the agony and suffering that your wishes bring you.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Vending Machine 5.0

« on: June 13, 2011, 07:34:04 am »

You get them back, tinted blue.

I insert a white flag because I give up.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Vending Machine 5.0

« on: June 12, 2011, 12:14:45 am »

You get a light-emitting bottle.

I insert a bunch of installation nanobots, a computer-to-vending-machine interface cable, and a computerized gundam pilot.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Vending Machine 5.0

« on: June 11, 2011, 07:33:03 am »

You get your head cut off. The last words you hear are, "Here, let me show you how it's done."

I insert liquid sentience.

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Forum Game Archive / Re: Corrupt A Wish 3.0

« on: June 11, 2011, 07:16:44 am »

Granted, but only in a parallel universe. In your world, however, the opposite happens -- I don't wish.

You know what I said. That's right, get back into your magic lamp.