Vending Machine 5.0

[lolicjj]

You get 
I insert Poker Face reddit edition

[Gocubbies1212]

you get:  -_-

I insert a failed poker face: 

           O   O
           \___/

           
           

[Gocubbies1212]

you get everyone to fold while you had a bad hand.

I insert an ace of spades.

___________
l A                   l
l         ^          l
l       /    \        l
l     (  /l l\ )      l
l         l_l         l
l                      l
l__________Al


Edit:  wow, that turned out great!

[EmeraldTiger]

you get 
insert 

[lolicjj]

you get a corpse
i insert my yesterday test

[joebob777]

You get an F
I insert an online-childrens-card-game

[butcaa]

you get a helluva lot of pokemon cards
i insert a cat that was just in a microwave for 20 seconds

[nerd1]

you get something that seem unrelated, but after a sagely comment from your kung-fu teacher you figure it out, while in fact it really was totally unrelated.
i insert vending machine combo 1.0

[Gocubbies1212]

you get pop.

i insert mountain dew

[nerd1]

you get a fat person addicted to playing elements.
i insert this miny spoiler maze:
o my gosh You've NOT reached the end!now you've reached the end.

[joebob777]

you get a fat person addicted to playing elements.
i insert this miny spoiler maze:
o my gosh You've NOT reached the end!now you've reached the end.

Really i mean come on REALLY? ugh
you get world war 3 due to Stupid Politicians (*Cough* Obama *cough*) trying to find the end of this maze
i put in a quarter

[penguin3921]

you get a  face i put in a    face