DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY
The first day was interesting indeed!
People were racing to kill themselves! It was... So marvellous. In the end, though, one little plaything did manage to have his death wish denied the most... And it was pretty.
ddevans96 is a Vanilla Victim.
This is a confirmation; ddevans is still in the game.
That little scrap of paper got to live. Hurray! Rejoice! May the princess mermaidias have thier wishes granted...
Except those mermaidas are all the way over there. Not over here.
Ha. No regality for you. >:3:>
But alas, BUT ALAS though... I did have to kill someone. I mean... That's kinda my job. Or hobby. Yay, I'm a a hobbyist! My hobby is pretending to be an evil, grotesque slave to gods after all!
My lovely threxes, bless them, decided to kill a lovely little skank tonight.
This person was sleeping. Which was annoying, meaning I couldn't hear them scream in thier last breaths! I need more screaming! It reminds me of... Me! And I'm nice to be reminded of! If you're me! Which I am! Which means I should remind myself of me! ME! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
...
*Cough.*
So how would I deal the final blow? Oh, I know, the typical fashion. I mean, why complain about having the best cake twice?
So, this person... I sneaked under the hay... What? I'm being told by my superiors it was a bed she was sleeping in... Meh.
...So I corrupted the bed to become hay. Because, you know, pigs should sleep like pigs.
And I snook onto his side, and I whispered in her ear... BOO.
And he woke up, startled. No, she turned into an impotent unicorn! That's EXACTLY what he did!
... -.- Stop demanding plot twists worthy of M. Night Shyamalan.
And then, she saw my beautiful visage... A man made entirely out of living frogs... You could see every single one breathe, every single drip of slime cascade down each individual, working together for thier tadpolian whole...And a toothy, fanged grin at the top. Hehehehe...
And with a swish, and a floosh, I scattered, exploded! The frogs went everywhere... It's as if we were in Germany again! The viscera went everywhere... Including less desirable parts of his body. She was covered in frog goop. And in a good way, too!
Of course, he started doing the natural reaction, the scream... Oh yes, the screams. Why is it always screams these playthings do? Is it like a natural currency for scaredness that you can transact at your local scarecam youtuber for giggles!? ... Oh well. Don't complain about having the best cake twice.
She went to get a shower. A normal reaction I guess... And this is where the fun happened! He thought the shower... WASN'T ME! Oh, how dumb could she get? The shower unleashed a hellish torrent of sparkling lava, causing him to combust! Oh, her stomach acid was so divine on my... Er... What are showers made out of?
...
His stomach acid was so divine on my plastic... Hm. I guess that works.
One down, 14 more to go... Yum yum.
The frogs exploded on Physsion.
Then Physsion exploded on me.
Physsion, a Vanilla Victim, has been appeased via Nightkill.
Next twilight on Saturday 28th, 6 PM GMT.
You have suicidal tendencies.
