Post by: Legit on November 10, 2011, 02:03:28 am
Hello ladies and gentlemen,
It's time to play the Corrupt a wish game! Where winners turn into a losers and losers stay where they are at! The game is simply but the possibilities are endless. Simply write your wish, grant any wishes before you, and watch the magic unfold.
In case that isn't good enough, here is a little example:
Minotaur A: I wish for a horse.
Minotaur B: Granted, it's a dead horse. I wish for a bike.
Minotaur C: Granted, but it's only two inches tall. I wish for a soda.
And it just keeps on going. Shall we then? And remember, folks, no double posting! Wait for someone to Corrupt your wish, don't go corrupting your own wish.
Starting wish:
I wish for ETG to be nice and give my all the nymphs
Post by: ZephyrPhantom on November 10, 2011, 02:05:37 am
I wish for Legit cake.
Post by: Xenocidius on November 10, 2011, 02:07:34 am
I wish not to regret this post forever as this thread repeatedly pops up in my Unread Replies.
Post by: ZephyrPhantom on November 10, 2011, 02:13:53 am
I wish for Xeno Pie.
Post by: jippy99 on November 10, 2011, 10:54:29 pm
I wish for another TO. (I really want to respond to this, but I can't)
Post by: Jocko on November 10, 2011, 10:59:37 pm
(http://cdn.elementscommunity.com/forum/avs/avatar_5038_1319017638.gif)
bucky
I wish to win BL.
Post by: Xenocidius on November 10, 2011, 11:00:43 pm
I wish for a Mark of Darkness.
Post by: jippy99 on November 10, 2011, 11:03:49 pm
I wish for more shards.
Post by: EmeraldTiger on November 10, 2011, 11:12:32 pm
I wish to know what to wish for.
Post by: Helston on November 11, 2011, 05:20:34 am
I wish I could have an avatar.
Post by: ninetyfools on November 11, 2011, 09:42:41 pm
Granted your avatar is one a noob could use
I wish for this thread to be locked again
Post by: EvaRia on November 11, 2011, 10:25:18 pm
I wish for a fish.
Post by: Xenocidius on November 11, 2011, 10:48:24 pm
I wish for posts in this thread to increase my post count.
Post by: Legit on November 11, 2011, 11:09:22 pm
I wish for Nyan it to work in real life.
Post by: ninetyfools on November 11, 2011, 11:18:47 pm
I wish for this wish to not wish for a wish
Post by: Pythagoras on November 13, 2011, 05:31:46 pm
I wish for unremovable magic powers
Post by: ninetyfools on November 14, 2011, 02:21:21 am
I wish for a Xbox.
Post by: Helston on November 16, 2011, 03:03:09 pm
I wish it was raining chocolate.
Post by: Pythagoras on November 16, 2011, 05:21:34 pm
I wish to be the most powerful god
Post by: ninetyfools on November 18, 2011, 03:26:35 am
Granted, but for it to be liquid it has to be very hot.Granted you are the most powerful god of socks
I wish to be the most powerful god
I wish for a new laptop
Post by: Xenocidius on November 18, 2011, 04:01:54 am
I wish for 100000 rep.
Post by: Pythagoras on November 19, 2011, 02:52:36 pm
I wish to have 500 posts
Post by: Shrink on November 19, 2011, 02:59:05 pm
I wish I had all of my upgraded cards doubly upgraded.
Post by: Pythagoras on November 19, 2011, 06:46:42 pm
I wish to have 500 posts on all forums
Post by: Xenocidius on November 20, 2011, 02:56:18 am
I wish I was a cat.
Post by: ZephyrPhantom on November 20, 2011, 03:01:02 am
I wish for Napalm Soda!
Post by: Helston on November 20, 2011, 06:13:34 am
I wish my cricket match yesterday wasn't cancelled due to rain.
Post by: Xenocidius on November 20, 2011, 06:19:21 am
I wish I was a snake.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on November 20, 2011, 06:24:31 am
I wish I could survive a very long fall.
Post by: EmeraldTiger on November 20, 2011, 06:25:53 am
I wish my wish gets granted nicely.
Post by: Xenocidius on November 20, 2011, 06:28:30 am
I wish for 1.294 to be released.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on November 20, 2011, 06:30:54 am
I wish I could teleport.
Post by: makapse on November 20, 2011, 06:37:20 am
I wish i died forever
Post by: ninetyfools on November 20, 2011, 01:07:26 pm
I wish for 928354024985029860 :electrum in ETG
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on November 20, 2011, 05:21:24 pm
I wish for a big hill to sled on today.
Post by: ninetyfools on November 20, 2011, 05:23:26 pm
I wish for 4683205968290582483024602985672098567 :electrum in EIG but it is not recognized as a hack and nothing happens besides me getting rich.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on November 20, 2011, 05:28:03 pm
I wish for a sandwich.
Post by: ninetyfools on November 20, 2011, 05:36:14 pm
Granted. As long as you waste it on useless cards.U mean like relics? :sadface
I wish for a sandwich.
Granted but the sand witch turns you into a pie.
I wish for a stone.
Post by: EmeraldTiger on November 20, 2011, 05:41:31 pm
I wish I had more shards.
Post by: ninetyfools on November 20, 2011, 05:45:30 pm
I wish for a glass of lemonade.
Post by: Jocko on November 22, 2011, 10:28:31 pm
I wish shards of glass sliced everyone's head off
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on November 22, 2011, 10:45:38 pm
I wish I was a bird.
Post by: EmeraldTiger on November 22, 2011, 10:48:31 pm
I wish for everyone to have endless fun.
Post by: ninetyfools on November 22, 2011, 11:02:28 pm
I wish to have super duper powers!
Post by: rowcla on November 23, 2011, 06:24:56 am
But really thanks legit for the introduction bit (i just copied it over instead of writing my own out ;D)
Anyway...
Granted, but their SOUPer duper powers (see what i did there!)
I wish for my version of this to be just as successful (oh noes! this is gonna get corrupted!)
Post by: Legit on November 23, 2011, 06:44:39 am
Granted, but everyone will thank me instead of you for creating such a successful game.
I wish for a real life Godzilla-size Armedilgo.
Post by: rowcla on November 23, 2011, 06:52:38 am
I didn't write the introduction, just pointing that out. Apparently Kami wrote it (before I was a member of this forum) and it has been used for every Corrupt a Wish game. If you're going to credit someone, give credit to Kamietsu.Fair enough, Thanks to Kamietsu then!
Granted, but everyone will thank me instead of you for creating such a successful game.
I wish for a real life Godzilla-size Armedilgo.
Granted but it eats you up, twice
I wish for more people to go on that forum (its kinda small)
Post by: Legit on November 30, 2011, 05:34:53 am
I wish to have no homework for the rest of my life.
Post by: rowcla on November 30, 2011, 05:39:19 am
I wish to be able to immo straight into a pheonix again
Post by: Helston on December 05, 2011, 11:14:18 am
I wish the voices would just go away!
Post by: Xenocidius on December 05, 2011, 12:31:22 pm
I wish I was a False God.
Post by: ninetyfools on December 06, 2011, 12:16:46 am
I wish to be a :time master.
Post by: rowcla on December 06, 2011, 06:21:05 am
I wish for something to post on on my other forum
Post by: KeeperofDreams on December 06, 2011, 08:01:11 pm
I wish for time to stop represented by all motion to cease the instant this wish is granted, preventing any further wish making and rowcla's post to be held on his other forum eternally.
Post by: Legit on December 20, 2011, 07:37:19 pm
I wish for Santa to collide with Iron Man in midair during Christmas night right above my house so all the presents fall into my property and I get all of them.
Post by: ninetyfools on December 20, 2011, 09:12:35 pm
I wish to be batman.
Post by: FlareGlutox on December 20, 2011, 09:28:45 pm
I wish for a red-coloured full moon this night.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on December 20, 2011, 11:58:55 pm
I wish for a fish taco.
Post by: ninetyfools on December 21, 2011, 12:08:10 am
I wish for a oet turtle that can destroy the world and its bugger than a bus. It only listens to me and will not kill me because its loyal.
Post by: Aves on December 21, 2011, 01:03:48 am
I wish for Corrupt A Wish 5.0 to come early.
Post by: FlareGlutox on December 21, 2011, 02:16:38 pm
I wish for a holy cow as an oracle pet on next April fools.
Post by: Alias on December 26, 2011, 04:53:55 pm
I wish for RNG to be tortured.
Post by: Aves on December 28, 2011, 03:16:36 pm
I wish to know when our forum will change its message on the top to 'reigned by death'
Post by: Xenocidius on December 28, 2011, 03:19:08 pm
I wish for Team Darkness to win War #5.
Post by: Tom Bombadil on December 28, 2011, 03:59:18 pm
I wish for this topic to have less post than Italians' topic.
Post by: MartinJ on December 28, 2011, 04:05:59 pm
I wish the Upgrading cards would cost less
Post by: FlareGlutox on December 28, 2011, 10:03:43 pm
I wish for cool new card ideas to stream into my brain.
Post by: artimies7 on December 28, 2011, 11:16:48 pm
I wish for a peanut butter sandwich.
Post by: Nepycros on December 28, 2011, 11:39:01 pm
I wish corruption wasn't an active part of this game.
Post by: mesaprotector on December 29, 2011, 01:51:06 am
I wish people didn't love to hate each other.
Post by: DoubleCapitals on December 29, 2011, 02:21:42 am
I wish to corrupt my own wish.
Post by: MartinJ on December 29, 2011, 08:07:44 am
I wish corrupt a wish events would be banned.
Post by: yee on December 29, 2011, 01:52:15 pm
I wish to see the World.
Post by: Shrink on December 29, 2011, 03:23:33 pm
I wish for a lifetime amount of potato chips.
Post by: DoubleCapitals on December 30, 2011, 12:57:08 am
Granted. But the wish is corrupted by me.You didnt grant my wish.
Granted. You can't eat them.
I wish for a paradox (not the false god).
Post by: Aves on December 30, 2011, 01:53:12 am
I wish for somebody to explain why we have Corrupt a Wish 4.0.
Post by: artimies7 on December 30, 2011, 02:45:38 am
I wish that someone would post in a thread actually helpful.
Post by: FlareGlutox on December 31, 2011, 05:32:50 pm
I wish for new year to be delayed by one day (so everyone celebrating totally fails in retrospect :P).
Post by: Kuroaitou on January 05, 2012, 06:22:19 am
Granted, it's a thread you don't even know of nor have access to.Granted, but because of international and local conflicts of what the New Year is, all countries decide to have a 2 day celebration of the New Year for 2012->2013.
I wish for new year to be delayed by one day (so everyone celebrating totally fails in retrospect :P).
I wish that Zanzarino had more developers to assist with Elements the Game. ^^;
Post by: Xenocidius on January 05, 2012, 06:30:20 am
I wish that I could make a game as awesome as Elements.
Post by: Tom Bombadil on January 05, 2012, 09:51:11 am
I wish for snow to surround my house and trap me in
Post by: MartinJ on January 05, 2012, 01:32:31 pm
I wish the person, who will corrupt my wish, would fail at corrupting it.
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 05, 2012, 08:50:44 pm
I wish to be able to read other person's minds.
Post by: Xenocidius on January 06, 2012, 12:08:10 am
I wish for the next wish to be a wish about my wish.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on January 06, 2012, 12:32:09 am
I wish xeno was a trout.
Post by: artimies7 on January 07, 2012, 09:12:04 pm
I wish for a massive side of ham.
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 13, 2012, 09:52:09 pm
I wish for the power to switch between visible and invisible.
Post by: mesaprotector on January 14, 2012, 01:58:39 am
I wish for everyone to be more open-minded and appreciate music.
Post by: rowcla on January 15, 2012, 02:24:28 am
I wish for a sequel to the My little pony friendship is magic fanfiction; past sins (freaking AWESOME fanfic)
Post by: mathman101 on January 15, 2012, 06:27:51 am
I wish for better marks in college.
Post by: rowcla on January 15, 2012, 06:34:41 am
granted, but the original copy is burnt before it could be mass produced.umm, its a fanfic, you cant really burn it since its online....
anyway
granted but it doesnt ever manage to help you get a job in anyway
I wish for more anime style art of my little pony friendship is magic
Post by: Cheesy111 on January 22, 2012, 06:49:08 pm
I wish I was a chess grandmaster.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 22, 2012, 07:02:13 pm
I wish I were the master of an element.
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 22, 2012, 10:10:43 pm
I wish for windows in my windowless room.
Post by: Dm on January 22, 2012, 11:38:50 pm
Granted. You however are forced to move to yet another windowless room, despite your old one having new windows.
I wish people learnt how to corrupt wishes.
Post by: rowcla on January 23, 2012, 12:18:30 am
I wish for more songs by Mandpony which arent just songs from the show or 8 bit songs...
Post by: Dm on January 23, 2012, 12:23:02 am
I wish I knew how to wish something that wouldn't get corrupted when people try to corrupt my wish, though I know it will be corrupted.
Post by: rowcla on January 23, 2012, 12:28:28 am
I wish for a constant loop of the scene in which Derpy did stuff (so awesome!)
Post by: Dm on January 23, 2012, 12:37:54 am
Granted, but you forget to ever use itGranted, you are now blind.
I wish for a constant loop of the scene in which Derpy did stuff (so awesome!)
I wish that I knew what your wishes are about so I could corrupt them with extra fun.
Post by: rowcla on January 23, 2012, 12:46:00 am
Hopfully that explains it to an extent (ive never checked it out, but it might explain it)
I wish that everyone here became a brony
Post by: mesaprotector on January 23, 2012, 01:13:11 am
I wish people would chill out instead of holding grudges.
Post by: rowcla on January 23, 2012, 01:16:42 am
I wish that haters would stop being such idiots and accept that some people like mlp...
Post by: Cheesy111 on January 23, 2012, 01:27:04 am
I wish that a secret cache of Calvin and Hobbes comics was discovered.
Post by: rowcla on January 23, 2012, 01:32:49 am
Granted, but MLP is canceled due to lack of haters.Please make corruptions that actually make sense...
anyway
Granted but there all unoriginal and boring
I wish for some insight into the families of Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy...
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 23, 2012, 02:17:57 pm
I wish for a mlp spin-off, which is vaguely similar to "happy tree friends", but with more blood and gore + depressed and sinister characters.
Post by: rowcla on January 24, 2012, 05:54:43 am
But really, cupcakes is pretty much that, it is a fanfic, however it has spawned various vids...
Oh and then theres loads of other fanfics, like rainbow factory and sweet apple massacare...
Well theres no shortage at any rate...
I wish for Dm1321 to come and corrupt this wish with his opinion on mlp...
Post by: Dm on January 25, 2012, 12:11:36 am
I wish for Chickens to dominate the world; yah they rock.
Post by: rowcla on January 25, 2012, 12:55:51 am
I wish for everypony to go on Everfreeforest.com (http://everfreeforest.com/forums/index.php)
Post by: Cheesy111 on January 25, 2012, 01:03:27 am
I wish that I had some IBC root beer.
Post by: mesaprotector on January 25, 2012, 01:08:50 am
I wish Rack City would disappear from the world and never be heard again.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 25, 2012, 01:39:35 am
I wish Beethoven, Bach, and Mozart could be reincarnated for one day to write reviews/critiques of Justin Bieber's most recent album.
Post by: artimies7 on January 25, 2012, 02:39:13 am
I wish for moar powah!
Post by: mesaprotector on January 25, 2012, 02:46:55 am
I wish my lazy cat would learn how to catch mice.
Post by: Xenocidius on January 25, 2012, 02:49:08 am
I wish that PHP would stop sucking.
Post by: rowcla on January 25, 2012, 09:04:26 am
I wish for more inspiration for making stuff for my deviant art
Post by: Tom Bombadil on January 25, 2012, 10:58:39 am
I wish for someone to pass my exams pretending to be me.
Post by: rowcla on January 25, 2012, 11:12:05 am
SWEET!
well anyway...
Granted, but you fail to pass pretending to be the guy who was pretending to be you :P
I wish for wizards of the coast to make another portal two kingdoms type of set, except with mlp (hasbro owns them! THEY SHOULD DO IT!) so that way i can spend all of my money on it...
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 25, 2012, 02:02:33 pm
Granted, except we already have that, ITS CALLED CUPCAKES! So this one is ignored because cupcakes is 20% cooler.That's pretty cool, maybe someday I'll check that out.
But really, cupcakes is pretty much that, it is a fanfic, however it has spawned various vids...
Oh and then theres loads of other fanfics, like rainbow factory and sweet apple massacare...
Well theres no shortage at any rate...
Anyway, the wish:
Granted, you die to hunger because you spent ALL your money on it (after selling EVERYTHING you own) and you now have nothing left to trade for food.
I wish for better internet in my home district.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 25, 2012, 07:23:57 pm
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 25, 2012, 07:29:31 pm
I wish for ... ... ... a cookie?
Post by: Cheesy111 on January 25, 2012, 07:55:45 pm
I wish that it was Friday.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 25, 2012, 08:14:12 pm
I wish I owned a Tuscan Speed 6.
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 25, 2012, 10:46:57 pm
I wish for a "Depression"-Smiley for Elements Forums.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 25, 2012, 10:53:52 pm
I wish Morgan Freeman could narrate my life.
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 25, 2012, 10:59:15 pm
I wish I had Morgan Freeman's voice.
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 25, 2012, 11:03:53 pm
I wish for a chronological sequel to Bartimaeus 03 - Ptolemy's Gate.
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 25, 2012, 11:06:41 pm
I wish I had some money,
Post by: Cheesy111 on January 25, 2012, 11:07:51 pm
I wish my soda can could refill itself.
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 25, 2012, 11:10:17 pm
I wish to sleep very well every night for the next 4 weeks.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 25, 2012, 11:16:00 pm
I wish I could have a pair of pogo stilts.
Btw, Drake and Flare, I lol'd SO HARD at your comments.
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 25, 2012, 11:27:43 pm
I wish this wish would not be corrupted.
Post by: Scaramanga on January 25, 2012, 11:47:45 pm
I wish I dont regret this post.
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 25, 2012, 11:54:40 pm
I wish college wasn't so expensive...
Post by: Cheesy111 on January 25, 2012, 11:58:59 pm
I wish I could turn into a banjo at will.
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 26, 2012, 12:01:46 am
I wish Pokemon were real.
Post by: mesaprotector on January 26, 2012, 01:08:49 am
I wish I had a social life.
Post by: rowcla on January 26, 2012, 01:10:59 am
I wish for the money to go to this Dark Ascension prerelease party
Post by: regen2k9 on January 26, 2012, 01:15:57 am
I wish I could make a deck with 30 cards, only pillars...AND WIN.
Post by: Scaramanga on January 26, 2012, 01:18:39 am
I wish I had more Nymphs
- I wish I had a social life.Granted! You get cancer and now are free to join support groups!
Post by: rowcla on January 26, 2012, 01:31:13 am
I wish for a second season of Dog Days
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 26, 2012, 02:15:06 am
I wish I could control my hair growth at will.
Post by: rowcla on January 26, 2012, 02:23:04 am
I wish for my computer to stop freezing
Post by: mesaprotector on January 26, 2012, 02:59:47 am
I wish for more bad puns.
Post by: rowcla on January 26, 2012, 03:02:56 am
I wish I could keep up my luck with booster packs...
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 26, 2012, 04:10:37 am
I wish I had a working flatbed scanner.
Post by: rowcla on January 26, 2012, 04:22:08 am
Granted, but its only a flat bed that scans when you sleep on it, and you have to be sleeping XD
I wish for good quality torrents to come out faster for the stuff i want to torrent
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 26, 2012, 04:24:30 am
I wish I had a functioning TARDIS.
Post by: rowcla on January 26, 2012, 04:49:24 am
anyway
granted, but then doctor who
I wish for Doctor Whooves to appear in Doctoe Who as the next doctor
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 26, 2012, 04:56:49 am
Granted, but it turns out that it is short lived when he gets slaughtered by Christopher Eccleston.
Post by: rowcla on January 26, 2012, 05:00:59 am
anyway
DERP NO WISHES!
I wish for derpy
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 26, 2012, 02:36:16 pm
Still derpy but not satisfying, I hope :D
I wish for less ads on TV and internet.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 26, 2012, 03:36:17 pm
I wish that when oracle gave me a pet, I received it in real life (for at least 3 games :P)
Post by: mesaprotector on January 26, 2012, 03:54:49 pm
I wish for chocolate.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 26, 2012, 03:59:53 pm
I wish for world peace :)
Post by: pvpmister on January 26, 2012, 04:52:27 pm
I wish for the next person to grant my wish to die :P
Post by: Cheesy111 on January 26, 2012, 08:16:05 pm
I wish I had a cookies and creme milkshake.
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 26, 2012, 09:11:20 pm
Granted, to compensate, 8x more billboards are erected, especially in residential neighborhoods.I don't mind that :P
Granted, it appears directly over you without a glass or any other object, which could contain it.
I wish for nuclear fusion to be finally viable for electrical power supply.
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 26, 2012, 09:50:19 pm
I wish I wouldn't forget to make a wish after a corruption.
Post by: Cheesy111 on January 27, 2012, 12:04:49 am
I wish I could find my comfortable blanket.
Post by: rowcla on January 27, 2012, 12:07:55 am
I wish for lyra to have a speaking role like derpy did recently
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 27, 2012, 12:10:49 am
I wish I had a new camera.
Post by: rowcla on January 27, 2012, 12:39:15 am
anyway
granted, but you shoot someone when you're showing it off XD
I wish for the time to listen to all this mlp music i just downloaded (thousands of it!)
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 27, 2012, 12:44:26 am
I wish that one of my card ideas would at least make it to the Crucible.
Post by: rowcla on January 27, 2012, 01:13:35 am
well anyway...
granted, but then it never gets any further
I wish for more pony music with nice vocals
Post by: Cheesy111 on January 27, 2012, 01:17:18 am
I wish I could update BL standings at will.
Post by: rowcla on January 27, 2012, 01:24:20 am
anyway
granted but then people catch on to what your doing and your permabanned.
I wish for more orchestral pony music
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 27, 2012, 01:28:16 am
[NOTE; In hindsight, that's not much of a corruption as it is a viola joke.]
I wish there weren't so many viola jokes.
Post by: rowcla on January 27, 2012, 01:29:14 am
I wish for something tasty to eat
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 27, 2012, 01:42:57 am
I wish I developed immunity to all poisons.
Post by: Cheesy111 on January 27, 2012, 01:44:56 am
I wish I had willpower.
Post by: rowcla on January 27, 2012, 01:46:35 am
I wish for pandas to stop appearing in various mmos...
Post by: bledsoealex8 on January 27, 2012, 01:48:16 am
I wish that i could be as epic as Jmizzle7.
Post by: mesaprotector on January 27, 2012, 01:50:43 am
(Jk :P)
I wish that my internet would stop causing elements to act so buggy.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 27, 2012, 01:56:12 am
I wish I had a big wheel motor-tricycle!
Post by: rowcla on January 27, 2012, 01:57:47 am
I wish for my little pony, fighting is magic to be released soon (I already know that its awesome!)
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 27, 2012, 01:58:38 am
I wish I didn't fail my driving test.
Post by: Cheesy111 on January 27, 2012, 02:59:20 am
I wish that I had the power to mix chai and milk in equal proportions.
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 27, 2012, 03:01:11 am
I wish I had my right leg back...
Post by: rowcla on January 27, 2012, 03:52:41 am
I wish to be able to just get all the album art for this compilation, rather than having to search for each one of them...
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 27, 2012, 03:55:27 am
I wish I could control time.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 27, 2012, 03:56:52 am
I wish that mayonnaise were an element.
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 27, 2012, 03:59:02 am
I wish people weren't so hypocritical.
Post by: pvpmister on January 27, 2012, 07:38:08 pm
I wish for someone to post my PROPER RL name :)
Post by: regen2k9 on January 27, 2012, 07:39:38 pm
I wish the next person's wish would be about me wishing for the next person's wish to be about my wish.
Post by: Cheesy111 on January 27, 2012, 08:36:04 pm
I wish I could sing in a slightly decent manner.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 27, 2012, 08:45:01 pm
I wish I owned a G6.
Post by: KeeperofDreams on January 27, 2012, 09:29:52 pm
I wish for everyone's ability to grant or make any future wishes to be taken away.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 27, 2012, 10:28:29 pm
I wish I had a time machine
Post by: rowcla on January 27, 2012, 10:33:14 pm
I wish for the orchestra im in to do all these pony orchestra pieces of music
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 27, 2012, 11:19:12 pm
I wish for being able to live without drinking, eating and breathing and that I don't feel the needs to do so (like hunger and thirst).
Post by: bledsoealex8 on January 27, 2012, 11:27:31 pm
I wish that the forums were reigned by aether :aether 8)
Post by: rowcla on January 27, 2012, 11:30:22 pm
I wish for less of this wub wub stuff in music...
Post by: mesaprotector on January 27, 2012, 11:41:38 pm
I wish it would snow exactly three inches.
Post by: bledsoealex8 on January 27, 2012, 11:47:40 pm
I wish that :underworld was an actual element with cards.
Post by: teffy on January 27, 2012, 11:53:01 pm
I wish, that zanzarino updates the Development News.
Post by: mesaprotector on January 28, 2012, 01:04:23 am
I wish that one plus one were equal to three.
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 28, 2012, 02:04:01 am
I wish I had a life...
Post by: regen2k9 on January 28, 2012, 07:31:56 am
I wish I had a really cool custom elements-based avatar to use (once I get 200 posts) like SG or jmtd
Post by: rowcla on January 28, 2012, 09:02:13 am
I wish, to he the crem de la crem, and the type of pony everypony should now, and then make my mark on high society, and....
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 28, 2012, 09:04:03 am
I wish I had some more solar panels to completely convert my car.
Post by: rowcla on January 28, 2012, 09:06:54 am
I wish to be able to go to bronycon in amareica...
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 28, 2012, 09:16:33 am
I wish I had the time to go to AX this year.
Post by: rowcla on January 28, 2012, 09:19:02 am
Granted, however its canceled this year due too forcasts of CHAOS!
I wish that elements had cards for a bunch of mlp characters
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 28, 2012, 09:22:33 am
I wish I actually had Eternity as a real weapon.
Post by: rowcla on January 28, 2012, 09:24:35 am
I wish for pony emoticons on this forum
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 28, 2012, 09:30:26 am
I wish I was a better violist.
Post by: rowcla on January 28, 2012, 09:34:59 am
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
anyway
Granted, but you still have nothing on Octavia or Lyra when it comes to strings (blorgh that was said weirdly, OH WELL!)
I wish for Daniel ingrams "electronic" song to be in the next episode
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 28, 2012, 09:37:48 am
I wish I could remember some of my old Japanese education.
Post by: rowcla on January 28, 2012, 09:42:36 am
anyway
Granted, but you only remember a few random Kanji
I wish for less mlp fanfics to be grimdark and sad (ITS DEPRESSING!)
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 28, 2012, 09:44:56 am
Granted. There are no more MLP fanfics.
I wish I wasn't acquainted with several pedophiles...
Post by: rowcla on January 28, 2012, 10:00:11 am
I wish that people werent such idiots and accept that we like mlp because its a quality show, and also for people not to watch just the first couple of episodes, those are by far the worst...
Post by: pvpmister on January 28, 2012, 10:50:03 am
I wish for the next person to corrupt a wish to get banned from elements straight away, and forever. And you cant make a new account.
Post by: rowcla on January 28, 2012, 10:54:55 am
granted, however since i cant make a wish now, the whole of the internet explodes from confusion and in the fixes it by simply ignoring your wish
I wish for socks meme to come back
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 28, 2012, 11:52:58 am
I wish for a new album by Three Days Grace.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 28, 2012, 05:29:32 pm
I wish I had a full unupped set of titans.
Post by: Tom Bombadil on January 28, 2012, 05:35:53 pm
I wish I lived in the golden age (cit.)
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 28, 2012, 06:31:12 pm
I wish for a lifetime supply of salted peanuts.
Post by: Aves on January 28, 2012, 06:36:36 pm
I wish for the next ten wishes to be in dead languages.
Post by: pvpmister on January 28, 2012, 07:33:32 pm
I wish... for :fire to have 500 cards.
Post by: Tom Bombadil on January 28, 2012, 08:03:50 pm
I wish my internet connection doesn't lag
Post by: regen2k9 on January 28, 2012, 09:56:48 pm
I wish I didn't just get eliminated from the tournament.
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 28, 2012, 10:47:06 pm
I wish for a non-venomous pet tarantula.
Post by: Cheesy111 on January 28, 2012, 11:03:39 pm
I wish I would win cards from rare spins.
Post by: rowcla on January 29, 2012, 01:02:34 am
I wish for the super speedy cider squeezy 6000
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 29, 2012, 05:04:15 am
I wish I could control fire.
Post by: mesaprotector on January 29, 2012, 05:05:36 am
I wish my arena deck would make it to #1.
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 29, 2012, 05:07:39 am
I wish people would stop blaming me for when their house catches on fire...
Post by: rowcla on January 29, 2012, 05:33:36 am
I wish for that full Minecraft world of equestria would be finished soon
Post by: pvpmister on January 29, 2012, 09:00:56 am
I wish for a million wishes!
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 29, 2012, 10:35:18 am
I wish for Zanzarino's shard project to be finished soon, so he can make more new non-shard cards.
Post by: Aves on January 30, 2012, 02:34:47 am
I wish for the destruction of all omnipotent beings and the concept of omnipotence.
Post by: Cheesy111 on January 30, 2012, 05:51:09 am
I wish that I didn't procrastinate so much.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 30, 2012, 06:13:11 am
I wish I were named Zenith Lazerstorm
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 30, 2012, 07:01:47 am
I wish my name wasn't so simple.
Post by: Cheesy111 on January 30, 2012, 10:32:25 am
I wish that I knew where my towel was.
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 30, 2012, 12:08:44 pm
I wish to be able to be in more than one place at the same time.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on January 30, 2012, 01:31:39 pm
I wish to be the best programator.
Post by: Kynthea on January 30, 2012, 10:04:11 pm
I wish smoking wasn't bad for my health
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 30, 2012, 10:14:54 pm
I wish to be completely resistant to any form of toxin.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 30, 2012, 11:38:59 pm
I wish I could fly!
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 30, 2012, 11:42:04 pm
I wish I had some cake.
Post by: mesaprotector on January 30, 2012, 11:57:03 pm
I wish I knew how to snap my fingers.
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 31, 2012, 12:09:26 am
I wish I hadn't taken an arrow in the knee.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 31, 2012, 04:58:55 am
I wish my socks didn't disappear when I do my laundry.
Post by: Drake_XIV on January 31, 2012, 05:28:44 am
I wish the 3DS browser could allow Flash plug-ins.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on January 31, 2012, 12:03:00 pm
I wish I could move my house somewhere else.
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 31, 2012, 12:38:37 pm
I wish I had the ability to utilise a throwing axe.
Post by: regen2k9 on January 31, 2012, 03:38:37 pm
I wish I had a 9 wheeled dune buggy.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 01, 2012, 01:22:07 am
I wish everyone knew how to spell correctly.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 01, 2012, 01:25:18 am
I wish I were a penguin.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 01, 2012, 01:26:32 am
I wish everyone used proper grammar.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on February 01, 2012, 11:50:42 am
I wish that my wish will not be corrupted.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 01, 2012, 05:09:37 pm
I wish I had a good sound system for my PC.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on February 01, 2012, 05:53:08 pm
I wish at least one nymph.
Post by: pvpmister on February 01, 2012, 07:26:08 pm
Granted, just as you got it from the oracle you forgot to claim it.
I wish i had a game on mw3 150-0 3 moabs :D
Post by: regen2k9 on February 01, 2012, 07:45:14 pm
I wish I had a Rhino as a pet...in Elements. O_O
Post by: Aves on February 01, 2012, 07:54:16 pm
I wish that the next reply to this post will reference a presidential candidate.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 01, 2012, 08:09:59 pm
I wish for more free time.
Post by: regen2k9 on February 01, 2012, 09:27:35 pm
I wish I wasn't sick =[
Post by: mesaprotector on February 01, 2012, 09:31:53 pm
I wish everyone spoke in Pig Latin.
Post by: pvpmister on February 02, 2012, 07:56:07 am
I wish for a better pc.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on February 02, 2012, 09:06:42 am
I wish 1.000.000$.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 02, 2012, 01:14:44 pm
I wish for an iron glove.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on February 02, 2012, 01:56:31 pm
I wish X raze glasses.
Post by: regen2k9 on February 02, 2012, 04:31:40 pm
I wish I had scale replicas of all the Mario Kart carts.
Post by: Aves on February 02, 2012, 10:05:57 pm
I wish that the oracle would grant everybody nymphs tomorrow.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 02, 2012, 10:10:24 pm
I wish to be happy.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 03, 2012, 12:00:03 am
I wish I would stop forgetting my keys.
Post by: regen2k9 on February 03, 2012, 02:13:20 am
I wish that the next person who posted in this thread writes their wish in the form of a rhyme or lyric.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 03, 2012, 02:21:48 am
I wish people had manners...
Post by: regen2k9 on February 03, 2012, 03:30:32 am
I wish I could turn invisible by snapping my fingers.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 03, 2012, 04:46:20 am
I wish I had a car.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 03, 2012, 05:03:53 am
I wish I were in terrible pain. :P
Post by: regen2k9 on February 03, 2012, 05:30:24 am
&ob=av2e
I wish for Melanie Iglesias.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 03, 2012, 03:20:50 pm
I wish for the ability to let everybody do what I want them to, while they are thinking that they decided what to do on their own.
Post by: regen2k9 on February 03, 2012, 07:04:57 pm
I wish my own personal theme song played whenever I walked into a crowded room.
Post by: pvpmister on February 03, 2012, 08:16:40 pm
I wish for it to snow.
Post by: regen2k9 on February 03, 2012, 08:38:23 pm
I wish I worked at Dunder Mifflin.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 04, 2012, 06:19:44 am
I wish my Internet were faster.
Post by: pvpmister on February 04, 2012, 11:21:19 am
I wish for a pizza.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 04, 2012, 11:27:49 am
I wish for a glas of water, because I am to lazy to get me one on my own now.
Post by: pvpmister on February 04, 2012, 11:50:33 am
I wish for a ipad.
Post by: regen2k9 on February 04, 2012, 06:28:20 pm
I wish I had a pair of rollerblades with monster truck wheels.
Post by: Cheesy111 on February 04, 2012, 08:01:21 pm
I wish I had tasty food that appeared on a plate in front of me.
Post by: regen2k9 on February 04, 2012, 08:41:24 pm
I wish I had the dagger of time from prince of persia.
(on another note, I feel like it would be awesome if Eternity were the dagger of time instead =P lol...I mean, they both "reverse time")
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 04, 2012, 11:37:44 pm
I wish for the ability to meld with my shadow.
Post by: regen2k9 on February 04, 2012, 11:47:17 pm
I wish I were a parkour expert.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 05, 2012, 12:39:16 am
I wish I'd stop procrastinating.
Post by: regen2k9 on February 05, 2012, 12:52:56 am
I wish I had a replica of an Elements rare weapon
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 05, 2012, 12:56:36 am
I wish I didn't have to work.
Post by: artimies7 on February 05, 2012, 01:37:55 am
I wish that noodles would triumph.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 05, 2012, 01:47:15 am
I wish I had a means of generating any currency without having to work.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 05, 2012, 02:35:51 am
I wish it would rain, and not flood.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 05, 2012, 06:42:17 am
I wish I could control the weather.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 05, 2012, 01:33:13 pm
I wish I could fly.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 05, 2012, 09:33:02 pm
I wish I had the resolve to do my homework.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 05, 2012, 09:51:24 pm
I wish I could control the movement of my hair.
Post by: regen2k9 on February 06, 2012, 01:35:15 am
I wish I could speak Korean.
Post by: Cheesy111 on February 06, 2012, 01:45:08 am
I wish I could slow down the passage of time at will.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 06, 2012, 02:39:49 am
I wish I wasn't so hesitant.
Post by: artimies7 on February 10, 2012, 01:06:08 pm
I wish the world wasn't exploded.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 10, 2012, 02:25:43 pm
Granted. Now your hair stands straight up whenever you say the word "from."That's still pretty cool ;D
Granted, it imploded, thus creating greater destruction than an explosion would have created.
I wish for the power to repair my house, which got damaged out of excessive throwing axe usage.
Post by: pvpmister on February 10, 2012, 07:34:52 pm
I wish for a lolly:D
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 10, 2012, 11:39:31 pm
I wish I had my own computer.
Post by: regen2k9 on February 11, 2012, 02:28:20 am
I wish I could be the master of an element - NOT on the forums, but in real life O_O.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 11, 2012, 02:36:45 am
I wish I had a job.
Post by: zhangvict on February 11, 2012, 10:49:27 am
I wish for some toilet paper
Post by: Xenocidius on February 11, 2012, 10:53:11 am
I wish for world peace.
Post by: zhangvict on February 11, 2012, 10:57:41 am
I wish for a shrodinger's cat
Post by: Tom Bombadil on February 11, 2012, 11:13:59 am
I wish for snow to stop falling around my house
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 11, 2012, 12:02:47 pm
I wish for the weather to become more calm everywhere on earth.
Post by: zhangvict on February 11, 2012, 12:23:46 pm
I wish for a living shrodinger cat
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 11, 2012, 03:45:38 pm
I wish got a full-ride scholarship to the university of my choice.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 11, 2012, 03:54:07 pm
I wish I were immune to nervousness.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 11, 2012, 03:56:52 pm
I wish people stopped using short versions of phrases (e.g. lol, rofl, etc.).
Post by: mesaprotector on February 11, 2012, 04:01:32 pm
I wish vampires and werewolves would jointly decide not to date humans.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 11, 2012, 04:06:28 pm
I wish I remembered to defuse the bomb.
Post by: zhangvict on February 11, 2012, 05:14:58 pm
I wish to know the meaning of life
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 11, 2012, 05:15:50 pm
I wish for the over-sexualization of our society to decrease (don't ask me why).
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 11, 2012, 05:21:11 pm
I wish I had time to draw.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 11, 2012, 05:27:26 pm
I wish my internet were faster.
Post by: AnimationX on February 11, 2012, 05:59:48 pm
I wish for a fish.
Post by: zhangvict on February 11, 2012, 06:36:01 pm
I wish for nothing
Post by: pvpmister on February 11, 2012, 06:41:04 pm
I wish for A chocolate Cake
Post by: AnimationX on February 11, 2012, 07:02:06 pm
I wish for a double post.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 11, 2012, 07:04:43 pm
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 11, 2012, 07:04:59 pm
Post by: artimies7 on February 12, 2012, 02:42:42 am
I wish that people in the US here would have longer attention spans. And make better television shows. Etc.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 12, 2012, 05:34:47 am
I wish I knew what to get my girlfriend for her birthday...
Post by: zhangvict on February 12, 2012, 06:07:50 am
I wish for some SoSacs
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 12, 2012, 06:11:29 am
I wish I could get some sleep.
Post by: zhangvict on February 12, 2012, 06:41:24 am
I wish for some expensive ice cream
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 12, 2012, 09:58:05 am
I wish for a pair of teleporters.
Post by: zhangvict on February 12, 2012, 11:33:00 am
I wish for some :electrum
Post by: AnimationX on February 12, 2012, 03:03:38 pm
I wish for my last wish to not have been granted.
Post by: zhangvict on February 12, 2012, 04:23:02 pm
Post by: zhangvict on February 12, 2012, 04:23:17 pm
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 12, 2012, 05:00:27 pm
I wish for a piece of paper.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 12, 2012, 05:26:56 pm
I wish I could purposefully give paper cuts.
Post by: AnimationX on February 12, 2012, 08:04:52 pm
I wish for a strawberry.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 12, 2012, 08:59:14 pm
I wish I had a danger sense.
Post by: Skysong on February 12, 2012, 09:17:29 pm
I wish I had 10 dollars.
Post by: AnimationX on February 12, 2012, 10:31:28 pm
I wish I had a nova.
Post by: artimies7 on February 12, 2012, 10:48:22 pm
I wish that people would stop being such jerks.
Post by: Dm on February 12, 2012, 11:45:16 pm
I wish that people would join Noodles and Donuts. (Ucwatididthar)
Post by: mesaprotector on February 13, 2012, 12:40:31 am
I wish my Youtube videos would get more views.
Post by: AnimationX on February 13, 2012, 01:36:49 am
I wish for two wishes.
Post by: zhangvict on February 13, 2012, 04:01:12 am
I wish for 1,000,000 :electrum to be given to me right now.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 13, 2012, 05:39:14 am
I wish there were more than two successful parties in America.
Post by: zhangvict on February 13, 2012, 07:19:14 am
I wish I can sleep 5 hours a day and still feel refreshed
Post by: pvpmister on February 13, 2012, 10:30:48 am
I wish for a :)
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 13, 2012, 01:36:19 pm
I wish for the US-American culture to have less influence on the rest of the world.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 13, 2012, 03:30:03 pm
Granted, and millions of jobs are lost due to the US pulling out of international affairs.
I wish I could actually finish writing a novel.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 13, 2012, 05:36:12 pm
I wish chimera was a darkness creature.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 13, 2012, 05:39:02 pm
I wish I had enough money to buy a Bamboo tablet.
Post by: AnimationX on February 14, 2012, 12:42:38 am
I wish for my last wish to go to the next person who makes a wish for a wishing fish.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 14, 2012, 03:54:32 pm
...you maybe turn into a stone or something.
I wish for the corruption of this wish to cause a paradox.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 14, 2012, 03:58:10 pm
I wish for a less stressful life.
Post by: zhangvict on February 14, 2012, 04:02:21 pm
I wish for a whale that looks a bit like a fish.
Post by: The M on February 14, 2012, 04:27:43 pm
I wish that my wish doesn't come true.
Post by: Absol on February 14, 2012, 04:35:30 pm
I wish for a wish that can not be corrupted in any way possible.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 14, 2012, 04:49:01 pm
I wish for even faster reading skills.
Post by: Absol on February 14, 2012, 05:07:45 pm
I wish for a wish that can not be corrupted in any way possible, which is wished by me and can be used for whatever purpose i desire.
Post by: The M on February 14, 2012, 05:34:04 pm
I wish I would win my basketball game.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 14, 2012, 06:18:02 pm
I wish I could ignite and extinguish myself at will, without damaging my body.
Post by: AnimationX on February 14, 2012, 09:27:43 pm
I wish for someone to post.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 14, 2012, 10:00:34 pm
(not really jk :/)
I wish for this to be my last Singles Awareness Day.
Post by: AnimationX on February 14, 2012, 10:58:31 pm
I wish that the Mayans made a miscalculation in making their calender.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 15, 2012, 12:10:00 am
I wish I remember to get a gift for White Day.
Post by: zhangvict on February 15, 2012, 07:49:03 am
I wish for some broccoli to be deposited into a sock
Post by: pvpmister on February 15, 2012, 11:53:32 am
I wish for a tissue because ive got a cold.
Post by: zhangvict on February 15, 2012, 01:45:00 pm
I wish for a triangle shaped light bulb that doesn't work
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 15, 2012, 02:06:31 pm
I wish for this wish to become an exact copy of the next person's wish.
Post by: zhangvict on February 15, 2012, 02:27:47 pm
I wish for a bunch of random people to throw slushies at flareglutox's face tomorrow.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 15, 2012, 03:33:24 pm
I wish I could build a railgun.
Post by: The M on February 15, 2012, 03:37:17 pm
I wish I didn't feel sick.
Post by: Absol on February 15, 2012, 04:50:26 pm
I wish The M is dead.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 15, 2012, 05:23:33 pm
I wish for our planet to become utopian.
Post by: Skysong on February 15, 2012, 05:27:33 pm
I wish for a tame dragon.
Post by: Absol on February 15, 2012, 05:42:44 pm
I wish i know what to wish.
Post by: regen2k9 on February 15, 2012, 07:10:43 pm
I wish that I had a morning glory sword in real life.
Post by: Absol on February 15, 2012, 07:38:04 pm
I wish someone would give me a donation code for chimera foil (no really, anyone?)
Post by: AnimationX on February 15, 2012, 10:21:56 pm
I wish for a typo.
Post by: The M on February 15, 2012, 11:19:42 pm
I wish for a sponge that lives in a cucumber under the sea.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 16, 2012, 12:34:31 am
I wish Communism actually worked.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 16, 2012, 01:03:33 am
I wish Elements would finally load. :/
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 16, 2012, 01:04:41 am
I wish cards took only 1000 :electrum to upgrade.
Post by: AnimationX on February 16, 2012, 01:08:57 am
I wish for Sosac to be nerfed.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 16, 2012, 01:10:12 am
I wish I had something to do aside from refreshing this thread.
Post by: Absol on February 16, 2012, 02:14:02 am
I wish i'll get 4 more SoDs.
Post by: zhangvict on February 16, 2012, 04:14:08 am
I wish for a hollow blue green chilli that isn't spicy
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 16, 2012, 04:28:25 am
I wish I could throw knives accurately.
Post by: zhangvict on February 16, 2012, 04:41:15 am
I wish trash cans were in the shape of adrenaline bottle caps.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 16, 2012, 04:50:19 am
I wish I didn't have to have my left leg amputated.
Post by: Absol on February 16, 2012, 06:43:53 am
I wish i can perform better in Grid.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 16, 2012, 06:50:14 am
I wish I were rich.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 16, 2012, 06:54:47 am
I wish people would stop using guilt to get me to do stuff.
Post by: Absol on February 16, 2012, 07:16:56 am
I wish this wish is corrupted.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 16, 2012, 07:28:10 am
I wish I would stop being racist.
Post by: zhangvict on February 16, 2012, 07:50:22 am
I wish that from now on, every love letter written by clowns have to inquire about the price of sofas
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 16, 2012, 02:41:05 pm
I wish for better understanding between the genders.
Post by: zhangvict on February 16, 2012, 02:59:41 pm
I wish the moon was cube shaped
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 16, 2012, 03:10:06 pm
I wish it wasn't so cold.
Post by: zhangvict on February 16, 2012, 03:39:49 pm
I wish for a phone that dosen't work
Post by: mesaprotector on February 16, 2012, 03:51:42 pm
I wish for a delicious hamburger.
Post by: zhangvict on February 16, 2012, 04:04:19 pm
I wish for some rubbish
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 16, 2012, 04:10:28 pm
I wish for a flamethrower.
Post by: Absol on February 16, 2012, 05:12:22 pm
I wish i lose The Game.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 16, 2012, 07:13:28 pm
I wish to know what "lorem ipsum dolor sit amet" means.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 16, 2012, 11:43:04 pm
I wish I could come up with a good name for my robot...
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 16, 2012, 11:47:44 pm
Granted, but everyone else hates the new name of your robot.
I wish for cooler placeholder texts.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 17, 2012, 12:08:03 am
I wish Smogon did not exist.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 17, 2012, 12:12:15 am
I wish for a mute button, which can mute rl.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 17, 2012, 12:14:12 am
I wish I could walk on air.
Post by: Skysong on February 17, 2012, 01:23:52 am
I wish for a less annoying brother.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 17, 2012, 01:33:29 am
I wish I had a tablet.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 17, 2012, 01:42:45 am
I wish mono decks were more common in Elements.
Post by: The M on February 17, 2012, 01:44:29 am
I wish for a piece of chocolate cake.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 17, 2012, 01:46:30 am
Granted, but you never have the chance to eat it.
I wish I could produce art on the computer with equal caliber to my sketches.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 17, 2012, 03:47:29 pm
I wish to have no duties to do next week.
Post by: pvpmister on February 17, 2012, 04:37:02 pm
I wish for milkshake :D.
Post by: Absol on February 17, 2012, 04:49:28 pm
I wish my wish will come true.
Post by: pvpmister on February 17, 2012, 04:50:17 pm
I wish for all the rare cards x12.
Post by: Absol on February 17, 2012, 04:57:47 pm
I wish i know what to wish for.
Post by: pvpmister on February 17, 2012, 05:00:09 pm
I wish that I was older.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 17, 2012, 05:03:30 pm
I wish for millions of random structures and objects to catch fire on random occasions within the next week.
Post by: pvpmister on February 17, 2012, 05:05:16 pm
I wish I was a teenager. (Not dead like before :P)
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 17, 2012, 05:07:48 pm
I wish for fiery flames everywhere, which neither damage living beings nor objects.
Post by: pvpmister on February 17, 2012, 05:11:19 pm
I wish to be a perfectlty alive teenager that i can control :P.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 17, 2012, 05:50:17 pm
I wish for an explosion with a one kilometer radius to appear two kilometers from earth's surface away, to last for 1 minute and to look beautifully destructive, but can't harm anyone or anything.
Post by: Absol on February 17, 2012, 05:58:01 pm
Then you wake up.
I wish i don't have to sleep to operate efficiently.
Post by: pvpmister on February 17, 2012, 07:27:03 pm
I wish for my own boat.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 12:04:16 am
I wish I had "Tales of the Abyss."
Post by: Skysong on February 18, 2012, 02:43:00 am
I wish for a moat.
Post by: The M on February 18, 2012, 03:18:57 am
I wish for magic shoes.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 04:27:36 am
I wish I were Morgan Freeman.
Post by: zhangvict on February 18, 2012, 05:21:32 am
I wish for zopiongerusack
Post by: pvpmister on February 18, 2012, 09:22:27 am
I wish for a mansion that our family can live in.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on February 18, 2012, 03:15:42 pm
I wish all cards in Elements.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 03:20:31 pm
I wish my computer ran something better than Windows Vista.
Post by: pvpmister on February 18, 2012, 06:05:37 pm
I wish to know the meaning of life.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 06:16:01 pm
Granted, 42.
I wish everyone would communicate in binary.
Post by: AnimationX on February 18, 2012, 06:38:07 pm
(Granted, but no one understands each other)
I wish Antlions had 20 attack.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 06:45:41 pm
Granted, but everything else is scaled appropriately. Dragons get 100 attack and you have 1000 health.
I wish I could see through walls.
Post by: eaglgenes101 on February 18, 2012, 07:01:49 pm
Now... The quest for the uncorruptible wish...
I wish for a hamburger.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 07:02:41 pm
I wish I could not dream.
Post by: AnimationX on February 18, 2012, 07:04:50 pm
I wish for more elements.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 07:07:12 pm
I wish EtG was a real TCG
Post by: eaglgenes101 on February 18, 2012, 07:11:34 pm
I wish for a freshly made hamburger.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 07:17:28 pm
I wish I was a bit better at Settlers of Catan.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 18, 2012, 07:35:08 pm
I wish for wood to become fire-proof. :D
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 07:37:08 pm
I wish I had access to classified government files.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 18, 2012, 07:41:56 pm
Granted, you now have access to files, which were classified as nonsense by the government; articles written by creationists for example.
I wish for a windowless room with a light switch in it.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 07:43:35 pm
I wish I could hold my breath indefinitely.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 18, 2012, 07:55:27 pm
I wish for less egoistic wishes on this thread. (I know, many of my wishes were egoistic, too, but this wish will be corrupted anyway, so it doesn't matter.)
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 07:56:37 pm
I wish FlareGlutox would come up with an uncorruptable wish.
Post by: pvpmister on February 18, 2012, 08:01:46 pm
I wish for a banana
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 08:02:32 pm
I wish people did not have faulty memories.
Post by: pvpmister on February 18, 2012, 08:05:04 pm
I wish for a not rotton banana
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 08:08:51 pm
I wish profanity did not exist.
Post by: pvpmister on February 18, 2012, 08:10:13 pm
I wish for a cake.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 08:12:16 pm
I wish everyone would recognize cheesecake as a pie.
Post by: pvpmister on February 18, 2012, 08:14:16 pm
I wish for a train.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 08:15:38 pm
I wish I were magnetic.
Post by: pvpmister on February 18, 2012, 08:16:17 pm
I wish for a gun.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 08:17:33 pm
I wish I were infected with Ebola Zaire.
Post by: pvpmister on February 18, 2012, 08:18:35 pm
I wish for a lemon.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 18, 2012, 08:21:38 pm
I wish I had scurvy.
Post by: AnimationX on February 18, 2012, 11:30:54 pm
I wish for an apple.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 19, 2012, 12:25:06 am
I wish I didn't have the most posts in this thread.
Post by: AnimationX on February 19, 2012, 12:31:10 am
I wish people had low expectations for me.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 19, 2012, 01:20:55 am
I wish my life had a purpose.
Post by: AnimationX on February 19, 2012, 01:24:30 am
I wish I could spin around without making myself dizzy.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 19, 2012, 01:25:26 am
I wish this knife was sharp enough...
Post by: AnimationX on February 19, 2012, 01:28:04 am
I wish Forum Game Posts counted for your posts.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 19, 2012, 01:33:17 am
I wish I could sing well.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 19, 2012, 01:49:53 am
I wish people could read the situation and act accordingly...
*The second one is the corruption.
Post by: AnimationX on February 19, 2012, 02:29:37 am
I wish for a custom avatar.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 19, 2012, 02:32:55 am
I wish I'd finally get around to finishing my girlfriend's birthday present.
Post by: AnimationX on February 19, 2012, 02:35:10 am
I wish for people to duel my Arena deck.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 19, 2012, 02:37:52 am
I wish I hadn't sold my three Golden Nymphs...
Post by: AnimationX on February 19, 2012, 02:45:28 am
I wish I had three Golden Nymphs.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 19, 2012, 02:54:07 am
I wish I was smarter with my money.
Post by: AnimationX on February 19, 2012, 03:03:17 am
I wish I had 6 Malignant cell cards.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 19, 2012, 03:10:16 am
I wish I can finish my false dragon card series.
Post by: pvpmister on February 19, 2012, 09:57:39 am
I wish for a human sized chocolate.
Post by: zhangvict on February 19, 2012, 11:40:09 am
I wish for mushroom flavored square pieces of algae
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 19, 2012, 04:01:08 pm
I wish I could reconfigure my taste buds.
Post by: pvpmister on February 19, 2012, 05:17:56 pm
I wish to like everything(foodwise)
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 19, 2012, 05:21:24 pm
Granted, but you really like the taste of KCN.
I wish I could delete my posts in CI&A.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 19, 2012, 09:17:12 pm
I wish for a bone club, which can't hurt myself.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 19, 2012, 09:20:01 pm
I wish I wasn't cursed.
Post by: AnimationX on February 20, 2012, 01:44:17 am
I wish Supernova didn't exist.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 20, 2012, 01:52:09 am
I wish one of my card ideas would eventually make it into the game.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 20, 2012, 02:18:31 am
I wish people could stop picking fights.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 20, 2012, 02:21:41 am
I wish there were no flaws with my card ideas.
Post by: Skysong on February 20, 2012, 03:04:52 am
I wish to know and be able to teleport.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 20, 2012, 03:06:57 am
I wish I knew what to do with my life.
Post by: Skysong on February 20, 2012, 03:10:20 am
I wish I was able to and knew how to ACCURATELY teleport...
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 20, 2012, 03:11:25 am
I wish I was missing my left arm.
Post by: Skysong on February 20, 2012, 03:15:31 am
I wish for a giant diamond.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 20, 2012, 03:17:00 am
I wish I was alive.
Post by: Skysong on February 20, 2012, 03:23:39 am
How's that for irony?I wish for a sword that can cut anything except itself.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 20, 2012, 03:25:31 am
I wish that this wish would not be corrupted.
Post by: Skysong on February 20, 2012, 03:30:53 am
How am I supposed to corrupt that one?!!I wish that no one wishes for an uncorruptable wish again.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 20, 2012, 03:32:00 am
I wish the last wish was granted.
Post by: Skysong on February 20, 2012, 03:47:25 am
I wish for tacos.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 20, 2012, 04:16:21 am
I wish I could projectile vomit on command.
Post by: zhangvict on February 20, 2012, 05:46:18 am
I wish for a pile of dung that is delicious and edible.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 20, 2012, 08:37:15 am
I wish I could port JPN 3DS games on my 3DS.
Post by: Skysong on February 20, 2012, 03:30:52 pm
I wish I hadn't granted any uncorruptable wishes...
Post by: zhangvict on February 20, 2012, 04:09:07 pm
I wish for a candy clown nose that looks like a carrot but is actually a road sign cone with three fake flippers and a moustache.
EDIT: OMG I spelt a swear word by accident. Sorry!!
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 20, 2012, 04:43:33 pm
I wish for a reference to an allready corrupted wish on this thread.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 20, 2012, 06:39:41 pm
I wish I could fly like Superman. [Kinks reference anyone?]
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 20, 2012, 08:56:29 pm
I wish it wasn't night in my country, while the main traffic occurs on this thread.
Edit: typo fixed, thanks, Drake
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 20, 2012, 09:00:51 pm
Granted. You still don't have access to this thread.
I wish I wasn't missing all the fingers on my left hand.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 20, 2012, 09:24:30 pm
I wish Drake_XIV didn't have almost twice as much posts as me on this thread.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 20, 2012, 10:29:23 pm
I wish FlareGlutox's avi was not a Chimera.
Post by: AnimationX on February 20, 2012, 11:20:28 pm
I wish someone would do my homework for me.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 20, 2012, 11:44:54 pm
I wish I remembered how to code in Python.
Post by: AnimationX on February 20, 2012, 11:45:55 pm
I wish Santa would give me presents on all the holidays.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 21, 2012, 12:05:04 am
I wish people were not corrupt.
Post by: AnimationX on February 21, 2012, 12:16:23 am
I wish everyone knew Santa was real.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 21, 2012, 12:29:27 am
I wish people would not remember me.
Post by: Cheesy111 on February 21, 2012, 12:36:36 am
I wish I could figure out what to do for Grid.
Post by: AnimationX on February 21, 2012, 12:39:01 am
But I don't help you :D (Do it if you want to).
I wish I were popular
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 21, 2012, 12:42:40 am
I wish I'd get 5s on all my AP tests.
Post by: Cheesy111 on February 21, 2012, 12:46:55 am
I wish that F&H wasn't so confusing.
Post by: zhangvict on February 21, 2012, 03:02:12 am
I wish for a ludicriously pink emu
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 21, 2012, 03:55:36 am
I wish for a second eye.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 21, 2012, 05:24:14 am
I wish to be able to walk a marathon.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 21, 2012, 05:28:57 am
Granted, but you get ridiculed for not taking the event seriously.
I wish I could bike up steep hills.
Post by: zhangvict on February 21, 2012, 05:41:46 am
I wish for psychedelic mice
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 21, 2012, 05:45:11 am
http://pbfcomics.com/189/ (http://pbfcomics.com/189/)
I wish I had a successful webcomic...
Post by: zhangvict on February 21, 2012, 07:47:37 am
I wish to zoink the bjameeripog
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 21, 2012, 03:10:53 pm
I wish I could cast Curaga in real life.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 21, 2012, 05:22:32 pm
I wish for hit points in real life.
Post by: Skysong on February 21, 2012, 05:53:32 pm
I wish for apples.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 21, 2012, 06:20:42 pm
I wish for an undetectable ghost, who gives no sign of his existence.
Post by: Absol on February 21, 2012, 06:38:17 pm
i wish the next person take my wish.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on February 21, 2012, 10:05:53 pm
I wish I had never posted on this topic.
Post by: artimies7 on February 21, 2012, 10:09:49 pm
I wish that I could do more stuff.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 21, 2012, 11:18:18 pm
I wish someone will corrupt this wish.
Post by: zhangvict on February 22, 2012, 02:24:32 am
I wish the next person will not corrupt this wish.
Post by: Fireleaf on February 22, 2012, 02:27:10 am
I wish that I will never wish to make a wish.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 22, 2012, 02:42:34 am
I wish I made a legitimate wish.
Post by: Absol on February 22, 2012, 03:36:32 am
I wish i don't wish for i wish.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 22, 2012, 03:43:23 am
I wish my computer would let me modify my posts.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 22, 2012, 05:24:25 am
I wish I had 2 million score.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 22, 2012, 05:30:51 am
I wish I hadn't sold all my rares...
Post by: mesaprotector on February 22, 2012, 05:36:04 am
I wish my singing voice were higher.
(Btw, I wish I hadn't sold my rares as well! If I hadn't I'd probably have 12 of most of them by now... and an extra nymph D: - on the other hand, it was a :death nymph, so I don't really care that much... :P)
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 22, 2012, 05:41:13 am
"Hey, I should sell all my Golden Nymphs and Pulvys! And maybe these Arctic Squids that you can't buy in the Bazaar anymore!"
Anyways, your wish has been granted, but it is inaudible and turns out to be the frequency at which your brain resonates too. In other words, your brain explodes when you sing. Literally.
I wish I had perfect pitch.
Post by: Xenocidius on February 22, 2012, 11:24:53 am
I wish that you would post less in this topic.
Post by: zhangvict on February 22, 2012, 12:57:36 pm
I wish for a sticky apple pie to hit the face of the person who grants this wish
Post by: Tom Bombadil on February 22, 2012, 02:09:56 pm
I wish I have an idea for a wish to post there.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 22, 2012, 03:19:09 pm
I wish that I didn't have twice as many wishes as everyone else.
Post by: zhangvict on February 22, 2012, 03:53:49 pm
I wish for a disgusting pile of dung to hit the face of whoever grants this wish
Post by: mesaprotector on February 22, 2012, 03:59:08 pm
I wish to die in a pleasant, comfortable manner.
Post by: zhangvict on February 22, 2012, 04:30:58 pm
I wish for a supermassive black hole to explode massive amounts of doughnuts onto the earth
Post by: Absol on February 22, 2012, 04:33:26 pm
I wish the price for upping cards were decreased significantly.
Post by: zhangvict on February 22, 2012, 04:44:02 pm
I wish omg, lol and noob are a real words commonly used among scholars of the academic circles in science papers, literaturary critiques and pilisophical essays etc
Post by: Absol on February 22, 2012, 05:58:06 pm
"OMG I'm going to pass this test!" "Lol no, you're a noob. Try again."
I wish Elements 1.30 is launched tomorrow.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 22, 2012, 06:47:59 pm
I wish to be able to determine what people think like a high-end psychologist.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 22, 2012, 11:20:26 pm
I wish I were not so full of myself.
Post by: Skysong on February 23, 2012, 12:01:43 am
I wish for a Vending machine that gives me whatever I want.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 23, 2012, 12:03:42 am
I wish that I'd stop posting here.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 23, 2012, 01:54:16 pm
I wish for the ability to read the mind of oranges.
Post by: zhangvict on February 23, 2012, 02:24:10 pm
I wish to lick my fridge
Post by: Skysong on February 23, 2012, 03:35:42 pm
I wish vet bills weren't so expensive.
Post by: zhangvict on February 23, 2012, 05:31:41 pm
I wish to dream about futuristic robots shooting lazer beams at each other
Post by: Skysong on February 23, 2012, 08:35:09 pm
I wish for zhangvict to be shoot by many lazers.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 23, 2012, 08:55:15 pm
I wish for double rainbows to have a similar superstitious meaning as black cats.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 23, 2012, 11:25:27 pm
I wish I would make a web-wide meme.
Post by: regen2k9 on February 24, 2012, 08:39:15 am
I wish forum chat were back up and running.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 24, 2012, 03:20:41 pm
I wish nyan cat wouldn't fart rainbows.
Post by: zhangvict on February 24, 2012, 05:32:18 pm
I wish for a jupiter
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 24, 2012, 10:07:57 pm
I wish for immaterial, invisible sunglasses.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 24, 2012, 11:28:24 pm
I wish I had only two pinkies instead of three..
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 25, 2012, 10:55:36 am
I wish for vampire teeth.
Post by: zhangvict on February 25, 2012, 11:06:18 am
I wish for super strength
Post by: Skysong on February 25, 2012, 05:06:54 pm
I wish for apples that are able to be eaten WITHOUT me getting violently sick.
Post by: Absol on February 25, 2012, 06:09:53 pm
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I wish for a world peace.
Post by: zhangvict on February 25, 2012, 06:33:16 pm
I wish for a salty orange
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 25, 2012, 07:37:21 pm
I wish to be manipulative.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 26, 2012, 04:25:12 am
I wish I had never joined this topic.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 26, 2012, 11:45:37 am
I wish for an acid monkey on the moon.
Post by: Olevar on February 26, 2012, 12:24:43 pm
Post by: zhangvict on February 26, 2012, 01:24:46 pm
Granted, drug addict singer in southern peru has just written a crazy balad named acid monkey on the moon. I want to believe in giant spaghetti monster ruling the universe..I wish people would have better syntax in posting and leave a line in between grants and wishes.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 26, 2012, 04:25:50 pm
I wish I was not confined to a wheelchair.
Post by: Skysong on February 27, 2012, 08:31:56 pm
I wish for more fun wishes to corrupt.
Post by: Laxadarap on February 27, 2012, 09:30:23 pm
I wish I could play ETG at work without getting caught.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 27, 2012, 09:38:23 pm
Granted, but everyone starts to ignore you, because you're not special anymore (first signs of ignorance witnissed on this thread).
I wish for a swarm of dragonflies to pass by right in front of my window.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 27, 2012, 11:51:29 pm
I wish I had a presence.
Post by: Skysong on February 27, 2012, 11:54:01 pm
I wish for a book.
Post by: mesaprotector on February 28, 2012, 12:02:30 am
I wish to participate in War 5.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 28, 2012, 12:16:26 am
I wish I wasn't so awkward.
Post by: Stein90 on February 28, 2012, 12:21:36 am
I wish to become a psychologist,
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 28, 2012, 12:29:25 am
I wish people would realize the futility in pursuing a liberal arts degree.
Post by: zhangvict on February 28, 2012, 03:40:34 am
I wish for poo.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 28, 2012, 04:02:47 am
I wish my 3DS could support IME so I could post a wish in Japanese.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 28, 2012, 01:12:55 pm
I wish that smileys worked in desk-tags or rather html-titles.
Post by: zhangvict on February 28, 2012, 01:29:30 pm
I wish for socks that can generate warmth.
Post by: Stein90 on February 28, 2012, 02:34:02 pm
I wish for more cards in EtG.
Post by: Skysong on February 28, 2012, 03:34:08 pm
I wish for millions of dollars.
Post by: zhangvict on February 28, 2012, 03:40:25 pm
I wish for a real life SoSe
Post by: ralouf on February 28, 2012, 03:44:21 pm
I wish for a nerf SoSac
Post by: zhangvict on February 28, 2012, 03:53:49 pm
Granted, you know have 3 weird pink catz that die every 2 minuts but stay alive.AHH @%$#@%$#@ Omg i luv weird immortal pink catz best corruption ever!!!
Sorry, I had to say that. I previously wished for a real life shrodinger cat and tey didnt grant :(
Granted, now they cost 99 random quanta to play so nobody uses SPlat anymore. Dune scorpions have nothing to do and migrate into our universe, where they crawl into your bed at night and scare the shit our of you even though they have 0 atk and can't do anything.
I wish for non-burning socks that generate warmth.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 28, 2012, 06:19:15 pm
I wish for a book, whose pages are fireproof but are burning all the time.
Post by: Laxadarap on February 28, 2012, 09:38:08 pm
I wish I was able to teleport myself and other objects.
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 28, 2012, 11:28:10 pm
I wish I had a whip.
Post by: Skysong on February 29, 2012, 12:56:53 am
I wish I knew how to edit the tag for spoilers (the part that says hidden.)
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 29, 2012, 01:04:11 am
I wish I could light things on fire with my elbow.
Post by: FlareGlutox on February 29, 2012, 07:46:14 pm
I wish for my burning book to be wrapped as a gift (with fireproof gift wrap paper) and sent to some nasty person I don't know personally.
Post by: Laxadarap on February 29, 2012, 09:17:12 pm
I wish that I had more moneeyz
Post by: Drake_XIV on February 29, 2012, 11:16:17 pm
I wish I had the ability to regrow detached limbs.
Post by: Olevar on March 01, 2012, 11:51:05 pm
I wish for a building named after Chuck Norris.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 02, 2012, 12:30:21 am
I wish I'd get some response from the colleges I applied to, even if I didn't get accepted.
Post by: Cheesy111 on March 02, 2012, 02:41:26 am
I wish that I felt less sick.
Post by: kimham8a on March 02, 2012, 03:26:34 am
I wish i could control time.
Post by: zhangvict on March 02, 2012, 08:14:55 am
I wish for a mountain of potato chips
Post by: kimham8a on March 03, 2012, 03:38:14 am
I wish I had a book.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 03, 2012, 06:01:15 am
I wish I had a decent mic.
Post by: zhangvict on March 03, 2012, 10:13:33 am
I wish to not care about this wish and its corruption
Post by: kimham8a on March 03, 2012, 03:31:05 pm
I wish I to be OP.
Comment: I find this a lot more interesting than the Vending Machine 5.0
Post by: zhangvict on March 03, 2012, 03:36:19 pm
I wish for a mountain of cute pink catz that die every 2 mins but still stay alive for some reason.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on March 03, 2012, 05:26:09 pm
I wish for version 1.30 to come out tomorrow.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 03, 2012, 11:39:57 pm
I wish I survive this round of the Card Design War.
Post by: kimham8a on March 04, 2012, 02:33:33 am
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 04, 2012, 02:39:30 am
I wish I had been shot in the right leg.
Post by: zhangvict on March 04, 2012, 06:22:59 am
I wish for phr33 m0n3y.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 04, 2012, 06:50:54 am
I wish I could buy anything online for free.
Post by: kimham8a on March 04, 2012, 07:40:37 am
I wish I could play the guitar better.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 04, 2012, 07:51:17 am
I wish for nothing.
Post by: kimham8a on March 04, 2012, 07:53:52 am
I wish I had a crimson dragon.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on March 04, 2012, 07:56:34 am
I wish I could believe it's not butter
Post by: kimham8a on March 04, 2012, 08:03:49 am
I wish bunnies were happier.
Post by: zhangvict on March 04, 2012, 10:00:27 am
I wish the earth is a cube
Post by: Absol on March 04, 2012, 10:47:25 am
I wish for potato.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 04, 2012, 03:49:14 pm
I wish for a boring day.
Post by: Olevar on March 04, 2012, 04:15:27 pm
I wish for an artifact, shards are made of..
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 04, 2012, 05:56:16 pm
Granted, you can no longer spin rares, as they all have been replaced with Relics.
I wish I could change my state of matter at will. For example, I can choose to turn into liquid while retain consciousness.
Post by: Skysong on March 04, 2012, 11:07:21 pm
I wish for a pair of sunglasses.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 04, 2012, 11:31:27 pm
I wish I had a bed to sleep on.
Post by: kimham8a on March 04, 2012, 11:45:09 pm
I wish spiders would stop crawling over me at night.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 04, 2012, 11:48:09 pm
I wish I didn't start to post on this thread again.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 05, 2012, 12:09:07 am
I wish I had a flamethrower.
Post by: Fireleaf on March 05, 2012, 12:50:29 am
I wish I knew everything.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 05, 2012, 12:54:09 am
I wish for inner peace.
Post by: Aves on March 05, 2012, 01:43:10 am
I wish for the next wish to be about advertisements.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 05, 2012, 01:47:12 am
I wish Billy Mays still had his commercials.
Post by: kimham8a on March 05, 2012, 04:24:04 am
I wish someone would tell me why the last corrupt a wish thread was locked.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 05, 2012, 04:24:50 am
I wish someone would catch up to my post count in this thread.
Post by: kimham8a on March 05, 2012, 04:34:35 am
I wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 05, 2012, 05:02:48 am
I wish I had more control over my money.
Post by: zhangvict on March 05, 2012, 05:10:21 am
I wish all ice cubes are spheres
Post by: kimham8a on March 05, 2012, 05:13:51 am
EDIT:
I wish someone wouldn't corrupt my wish.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 05, 2012, 05:31:32 am
I wish kimham8a will not edit her last post with a wish.
Post by: kimham8a on March 05, 2012, 05:56:43 am
I wish nothing gets screwed up by my double wish.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 05, 2012, 06:03:57 am
I wish that I could climb flat surfaces with my bare hands.
Post by: zhangvict on March 05, 2012, 06:05:28 am
I wish for singularity to be nerfed.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 05, 2012, 06:07:55 am
I wish for eternal youth. Youth defined as age 20.
Post by: zhangvict on March 05, 2012, 06:16:13 am
I wish to post this post.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 05, 2012, 10:45:16 am
I wish for some random slaughter, in which I am not involved.
Post by: zhangvict on March 05, 2012, 12:42:06 pm
I wish for it to rain hot chocolate everywhere on earth, even the desert.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 05, 2012, 12:50:15 pm
I wish to be cured of my illness.
Post by: zhangvict on March 05, 2012, 12:53:04 pm
I wish for cold chocolate rain to fall everywhere on earth, maybe other places too.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 05, 2012, 12:58:55 pm
I wish to be illness-proof.
Post by: Inspector Hambone on March 05, 2012, 01:12:30 pm
I wish I could fix my circadian rhythm.
Post by: kimham8a on March 06, 2012, 12:06:54 am
I wish blankets were softer.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 06, 2012, 12:57:56 am
I wish for Chocolate Rain.
Post by: kimham8a on March 06, 2012, 01:27:00 am
I wish i had a barrett 50 cal
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on March 06, 2012, 02:03:11 am
I wish I had an instosis deck.
Post by: kimham8a on March 06, 2012, 02:46:16 am
i wish that deck could beat rainbow, hermes, and drem catcher all at once
Post by: Absol on March 06, 2012, 03:47:12 am
(no really, Instosis can beat them. I can confirm it myself.)
I wish for a tomato.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 06, 2012, 05:26:55 am
I wish I knew Who was on first.
Post by: kimham8a on March 07, 2012, 12:57:55 am
Granted. It -is- capable of defeating them. You just don't know how. Except the Dream Catcher.i know, i can beat them easily with SPlat, but i was talking about the 60 daggers beating those gods... now THATS hard.
(no really, Instosis can beat them. I can confirm it myself.)
I wish for a tomato.
Granted, who is on first.
I wish whats on first rather then who or i dont know.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 07, 2012, 01:38:55 am
I wish for more Monty Python.
Post by: Skysong on March 07, 2012, 02:24:47 am
I wish that I had a card that that instantly wins the game for me.
Post by: zhangvict on March 07, 2012, 02:56:19 am
I wish for foam
Post by: Schlonz on March 07, 2012, 10:54:05 am
I wish for precocnition in real life (1 min is enough), very useful in casinos ...
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 07, 2012, 03:13:48 pm
I wish that I knew where my pants went.
Post by: zhangvict on March 07, 2012, 03:17:53 pm
I wish to live in the place of eternal forest sunshine and idyllic summer afternoons.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 07, 2012, 03:59:52 pm
...as a cookie getting eaten by one of the humans living there.
I wish for a cookie out of meat.
Post by: zhangvict on March 07, 2012, 04:54:15 pm
I wish to to ride a gigantic flying mammoth with :air powers.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 07, 2012, 08:04:36 pm
I wish for my eyesight to sharpen.
Post by: Skysong on March 07, 2012, 10:57:53 pm
I wish fo a deck of chimeras.
Post by: kimham8a on March 07, 2012, 11:33:18 pm
I wish i had more sleep.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 08, 2012, 12:07:19 am
I wish that Time is on My Side
Post by: Skysong on March 08, 2012, 03:35:40 am
I wish for a bucket of nothing.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 08, 2012, 03:50:38 am
I wish I had not dropped the soap.
Post by: zhangvict on March 08, 2012, 07:26:49 am
I wish for some unstable gas blow up on randomly on ppl I don't know
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 08, 2012, 06:06:04 pm
I wish for an iron glove.
Post by: Skysong on March 08, 2012, 09:29:30 pm
I wish for something completly random.
Post by: kimham8a on March 09, 2012, 02:37:28 am
I wish my socks were cleaner.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 09, 2012, 02:45:20 am
I wish to be immune to all poisons.
Post by: kimham8a on March 09, 2012, 02:53:22 am
I wish for a shooting star
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 09, 2012, 03:43:08 am
I wish for a humourous corruption.
Post by: zhangvict on March 09, 2012, 06:20:15 am
I wish for rain to fill all the streets with mirrors.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 09, 2012, 08:47:44 am
I wish I would take the initiative more often.
Post by: Skysong on March 09, 2012, 07:23:53 pm
I wish for a world destroying bomb to fall into a black hole.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 09, 2012, 09:45:35 pm
I wish for an interesting mirage to appear.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 09, 2012, 11:39:28 pm
I wish I had money to pay for this year's AX.
Post by: Skysong on March 10, 2012, 03:58:38 am
I wish Drake_XIV had no problem with this corruption.
Post by: zhangvict on March 10, 2012, 04:47:15 am
I wish onion shaped vial.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 10, 2012, 05:59:30 am
I wish people knew what AX is.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 10, 2012, 10:30:13 am
I wish for more Other creatures.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 10, 2012, 12:52:51 pm
I wish I'd have time to sleep.
Post by: zhangvict on March 10, 2012, 02:18:42 pm
I wish boat entrophy juxtaposition
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 10, 2012, 04:41:49 pm
Granted, but your yacht goes in any direction besides the one you want to go in.
I wish I had a a prosthetic arm.
Post by: kimham8a on March 11, 2012, 04:15:11 am
I wish for clean feet, doesnt have to be my own.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 11, 2012, 04:28:52 am
I wish I actually got something from rare spins.
Post by: kimham8a on March 11, 2012, 04:32:46 am
I wish this wish was a wish worth wishing for.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 11, 2012, 04:35:01 am
I wish that I could breathe underwater as well as above water.
Post by: kimham8a on March 11, 2012, 04:40:10 am
I wish corruption wasnt possible.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 11, 2012, 04:41:22 am
I wish I had all the shards.
Post by: kimham8a on March 11, 2012, 04:45:40 am
I wish Drake_XIV wouldn't corrupt this wish for the next 20 minutes.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 11, 2012, 04:50:57 am
I wish I knew who took the cookie from the cookie jar.
Post by: kimham8a on March 11, 2012, 04:57:00 am
I wish i could fly.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 11, 2012, 05:04:19 am
I wish people paid much more attention to detail.
Post by: zhangvict on March 11, 2012, 06:33:19 am
I wish condensation verb silly aerate
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 11, 2012, 06:59:11 am
I wish people would speak and write in proper English.
Post by: zhangvict on March 11, 2012, 07:20:18 am
I wish to be a moon.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 11, 2012, 07:34:16 am
I wish I could turn lead into gold.
Post by: kimham8a on March 11, 2012, 07:43:28 am
I wish for 1 million dollarz.
Post by: zhangvict on March 11, 2012, 09:43:22 am
I wish coagulation expertly toadfish diplomancy
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 11, 2012, 10:25:19 am
I wish for flying monkeys.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 11, 2012, 02:54:11 pm
I wish I could be in charge of a multibillion dollar movie franchise.
Post by: zhangvict on March 11, 2012, 03:14:09 pm
I wish the world shall perish in fire, but I to remain in a house of ice.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 11, 2012, 03:35:55 pm
I wish the next wish does not involve corruption.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 11, 2012, 03:39:34 pm
This isn't Kansas, Dorothy.Huh? I didn't check that reference, sorry.
Granted, but the granting of the previous wish does.
I wish for future references in this thread to allways include links (at least to lmgtfy.com).
Post by: zhangvict on March 11, 2012, 03:41:46 pm
I wish it would people would stop being so afraid of walking the rain without umbrellas and enjoy getting wet.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 11, 2012, 03:56:27 pm
Granted, but the right of industry has furthered the concentration of chemicals in the air, making it acid rain.
I wish I knew what I was thinking.
Post by: zhangvict on March 11, 2012, 06:16:00 pm
I wish for everything to go absolutely bonkers.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 11, 2012, 07:26:53 pm
I wish that we would all forget our old wishes.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 11, 2012, 10:16:21 pm
I wish for a better life (not specific).
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 11, 2012, 10:52:04 pm
I wish I had a way to generate random wishes that actually make sense.
Post by: McSod on March 12, 2012, 05:07:24 am
I wish writing code were simpler.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 12, 2012, 06:32:46 am
I wish Forum Games posts went towards total posts.
Post by: zhangvict on March 12, 2012, 08:12:02 am
I wish to board a boat that will sail the skies.
Post by: Skysong on March 12, 2012, 03:25:09 pm
I wish for a pienapple upside-down cake.
Post by: zhangvict on March 12, 2012, 03:27:56 pm
I wish window sill friction silliness
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 12, 2012, 03:41:53 pm
I wish for another penny and even more joy. :D
Post by: Skysong on March 12, 2012, 06:18:35 pm
I wish to throw and impact explosive at someone.
Post by: artimies7 on March 12, 2012, 06:25:51 pm
I wish that my pencil wouldn't have to be sharpened ever again.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 12, 2012, 09:00:18 pm
I wish for more elemental synergies.
Post by: Cheesy111 on March 13, 2012, 03:09:24 am
I wish that I would be able to turn into a turtle and back whenever I so desired.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 13, 2012, 03:28:46 am
I wish my 3DS supported Flash.
Post by: Skysong on March 13, 2012, 03:55:09 am
I wish to blow up a planet.
Post by: kimham8a on March 13, 2012, 10:26:38 pm
I wish I had laser vision.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 13, 2012, 11:05:35 pm
I wish I had complete control over my computer.
Post by: kimham8a on March 14, 2012, 03:25:01 am
I wish for 17 octopuses.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 14, 2012, 03:30:50 am
I wish I knew what had been censored.
Post by: kimham8a on March 14, 2012, 03:38:57 am
Granted but [censored].Granted. Something moist, furry, and fiery.
I wish I knew what had been censored.
I wish people would continuously quote until we have an infinite chain of quotes.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 14, 2012, 03:48:22 am
Granted, but it will never be infinite.Granted but [censored].Granted. Something moist, furry, and fiery.
I wish I knew what had been censored.
I wish people would continuously quote until we have an infinite chain of quotes.
I wish someone will quote this chain of quotes.
Post by: Absol on March 14, 2012, 04:32:36 am
Granted, but this looked silly.Granted, but it will never be infinite.Granted but [censored].Granted. Something moist, furry, and fiery.
I wish I knew what had been censored.
I wish people would continuously quote until we have an infinite chain of quotes.
I wish someone will quote this chain of quotes.
I wish for a combo breaker.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 14, 2012, 04:58:19 am
I wish I hadn't broken the quote chain.
Post by: DoubleCapitals on March 14, 2012, 05:42:17 am
I wish for two cows.
Post by: zhangvict on March 14, 2012, 12:28:38 pm
I wish for a black dagger, a porcelain ring, a stolen goblet, and a flask of poisoned mulberry juice.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 14, 2012, 04:19:00 pm
I wish for more convenient use of chains of quotes.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 14, 2012, 10:50:05 pm
Granted, but these objects appear in a way you didn't want them to: The dagger appears at your neck, stabbing your carotid artery; the ring appears in your windpipe in such a way that you suffocate; the goblet appears very high above you, so that it falls on your head with great speed; and the flask of poisoned juice appears in your stomach without a cork or something else that would keep it closed. You now have been killed four times, virtually (since you can die only once and we don't know what actually killed you). Be proud of it.Granted, but it will cease to become convenient.
I wish for more convenient use of chains of quotes.
I wish my performance goes well.
Post by: kimham8a on March 15, 2012, 03:42:47 am
Granted, it is an earth-shattering mind blowing ballet performance only to ants.Granted, but these objects appear in a way you didn't want them to: The dagger appears at your neck, stabbing your carotid artery; the ring appears in your windpipe in such a way that you suffocate; the goblet appears very high above you, so that it falls on your head with great speed; and the flask of poisoned juice appears in your stomach without a cork or something else that would keep it closed. You now have been killed four times, virtually (since you can die only once and we don't know what actually killed you). Be proud of it.Granted, but it will cease to become convenient.
I wish for more convenient use of chains of quotes.
I wish my performance goes well.
I wish for otyugh daughter to eat the sun
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 15, 2012, 03:45:40 am
Granted, it eats a Ray of Light.Granted, it is an earth-shattering mind blowing ballet performance only to ants.Granted, but these objects appear in a way you didn't want them to: The dagger appears at your neck, stabbing your carotid artery; the ring appears in your windpipe in such a way that you suffocate; the goblet appears very high above you, so that it falls on your head with great speed; and the flask of poisoned juice appears in your stomach without a cork or something else that would keep it closed. You now have been killed four times, virtually (since you can die only once and we don't know what actually killed you). Be proud of it.Granted, but it will cease to become convenient.
I wish for more convenient use of chains of quotes.
I wish my performance goes well.
I wish for otyugh daughter to eat the sun
I wish I had an Intuos 5.
Post by: kimham8a on March 15, 2012, 04:05:58 am
.Granted, it eats a Ray of Light.Granted, it is an earth-shattering mind blowing ballet performance only to ants.Granted, but these objects appear in a way you didn't want them to: The dagger appears at your neck, stabbing your carotid artery; the ring appears in your windpipe in such a way that you suffocate; the goblet appears very high above you, so that it falls on your head with great speed; and the flask of poisoned juice appears in your stomach without a cork or something else that would keep it closed. You now have been killed four times, virtually (since you can die only once and we don't know what actually killed you). Be proud of it.Granted, but it will cease to become convenient.
I wish for more convenient use of chains of quotes.
I wish my performance goes well.
I wish for otyugh daughter to eat the sun
I wish I had an Intuos 5.
Granted, but it writes out hydro bills it says you have to pay for and everyone considers real, and they amount to everything you own + a lifetime of slavery.
I wish I knew what was over the rainbow.
Post by: Absol on March 15, 2012, 05:02:51 am
I wish for potatoe.
Post by: zhangvict on March 15, 2012, 08:07:03 am
I wish the person who grants this wish will be my mind slave.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 15, 2012, 02:00:43 pm
I wish to look frightening tomorrow.
Post by: zhangvict on March 15, 2012, 02:26:00 pm
I wish to gain legendary cooking skills
Post by: Skysong on March 15, 2012, 06:59:22 pm
I wish I knew why anyone wants to watch Twilight.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 15, 2012, 09:42:01 pm
I wish for bad movies like twilight to actually inflict eye cancer, so that people stop watching them.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 15, 2012, 10:25:41 pm
I wish I knew where Waldo was
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on March 15, 2012, 11:40:05 pm
I wish I had the gold standard kart in mario kart
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 16, 2012, 12:20:56 am
I wish my life would not turn into the plot of 500 days of Summer.
Post by: zhangvict on March 19, 2012, 01:14:26 pm
I wish for the world to explode into strawberries.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 19, 2012, 09:58:20 pm
I wish for more limbs on my body.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 19, 2012, 10:18:36 pm
I wish I had a reason to go outside, even if it involves the destruction of my computer.
Post by: zhangvict on March 20, 2012, 02:11:53 am
I wish rotation glass potatoes
Post by: AP579 on March 20, 2012, 02:35:49 am
I wish I wouldn't die.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 20, 2012, 03:15:22 am
I wish I could understand women.
Post by: aurouralamia on March 20, 2012, 03:52:09 am
I wish that that any man who ever hit a woman or child, any man who ever abused a woman or child, were tortured and killed.
Post by: Absol on March 20, 2012, 03:53:48 am
I wish for more potatoes.
Post by: zhangvict on March 20, 2012, 04:35:20 am
I wish phor raimbow toadfish with moar than five legz.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on March 20, 2012, 05:44:50 am
I wish I could watch videos on my 3ds
Post by: zhangvict on March 20, 2012, 07:57:20 am
I wish new york glue
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 20, 2012, 03:04:45 pm
I wish nobody would just grant wishes with a "you die"-message, but instead explain the detailed circumstances of that persons death (for reference on how to do this properly, see the beginning of this post :P).
Post by: zhangvict on March 20, 2012, 03:17:05 pm
Granted, you die.
Meanwhile in an alternate unvierse, I corrupt your wish differently:
Granted, I stop granting wishes. Random aliens who are using the earth as a giant reality TV show get upset about my inactivity and blame you for it. They fly to earth and strangle you with their pet pink catz because they forgot to bring their high tech execution stuff. Meanwhile, their relatives in the home planet rejoice at the drama caused by your death, causing revenue for the reality TV show to soar.
I wish bizzare evil dots.
Post by: Skysong on March 20, 2012, 08:48:36 pm
I wish for a pizza.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 20, 2012, 11:41:50 pm
I wish for everyone to be allergic to seafood.
Post by: zhangvict on March 21, 2012, 08:27:57 am
I wish extreme apple sauce
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 21, 2012, 03:20:56 pm
I wish to have a chameleon-like tounge.
Post by: zhangvict on March 22, 2012, 01:52:39 pm
I wish I can float to the moon on the back of an inflatable furry pupperfish filled with helium.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 22, 2012, 11:29:49 pm
I wish for a glowing orb of protection.
Post by: kimham8a on March 24, 2012, 05:47:18 am
I wish i was good at guitar
Post by: zhangvict on March 24, 2012, 06:48:11 am
I wish for the next person to post to grant this wish.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 24, 2012, 06:51:27 am
I wish I was more active on this thread.
Post by: zhangvict on March 24, 2012, 07:55:06 am
I wish for :entropy :entropy :entropy :entropy :entropy :entropy :entropy :entropy :entropy :entropy :entropy randomness to explode everything into chaos.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 24, 2012, 11:37:10 am
I wish for a glowing orb of hatred.
Post by: zhangvict on March 24, 2012, 01:05:27 pm
I wish cookies are now spelt c00kiez.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 24, 2012, 04:00:58 pm
I wish there was better term for "lemon" when it came to fan fictions.
Post by: Absol on March 24, 2012, 04:18:14 pm
I wish for Drake_XV.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 24, 2012, 04:23:35 pm
I wish posts did not have slightly different shades of gray which alternated every other post.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 24, 2012, 06:06:57 pm
I wish for my finger nails to become hard like diamond.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 24, 2012, 06:10:28 pm
I wish I was at 200 posts on this thread already.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 24, 2012, 10:26:17 pm
I wish for a glowing orb of nothingness.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 24, 2012, 10:31:25 pm
I wish I could think of a good card idea for Scion.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 24, 2012, 10:37:46 pm
I wish to remember everything I forgot.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 24, 2012, 10:44:33 pm
I wish I had an Intuos.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 24, 2012, 10:48:49 pm
I wish for the process of creating art on a computer would become much easier.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 24, 2012, 11:12:42 pm
Granted, but you have to... *shudder* pay for a program to do so.
I wish my next wish would not make my 200th post on this thread.
Post by: zhangvict on March 25, 2012, 02:31:39 am
I wish for weirdness.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 25, 2012, 02:35:41 am
I wish this was not my 200th post.
Post by: waterzx on March 25, 2012, 02:12:13 pm
I wish I could have a million wishes.
Post by: zhangvict on March 25, 2012, 03:27:34 pm
I wish I can float.
Post by: Laxadarap on March 25, 2012, 04:01:33 pm
I wish I was a better deckbuilder.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 25, 2012, 04:09:02 pm
I wish I would stop procrastinating.
Post by: zhangvict on March 25, 2012, 04:12:01 pm
I wish for eternal chocolate.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 25, 2012, 04:17:35 pm
I wish everyone had decent writing skills.
Post by: killsdazombies on March 25, 2012, 04:37:13 pm
1 \/\/15|-| 7|-|@ 1 (0ULD 5|-|007 L453R5 0U7 0Ph /\/\'/ 3'/35.
(I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes)
Post by: Skysong on March 25, 2012, 04:47:20 pm
I wish I got a better card than a golden nymph today.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 25, 2012, 04:55:25 pm
I wish I knew why I go to extremes.
Post by: waterzx on March 26, 2012, 10:12:50 am
I wish I can switch body with any person in this world.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 26, 2012, 10:38:05 am
I wish for a glowing orb that just glows.
Post by: zhangvict on March 26, 2012, 10:59:48 am
I wish for xand.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 26, 2012, 12:08:13 pm
I wish for the ability to kill people with a mere touch of one of my index fingers.
Post by: zhangvict on March 26, 2012, 12:17:04 pm
I wish wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Post by: regen2k9 on April 01, 2012, 08:40:03 am
I wish that I could be the first person to successfully finish writing a never-ending sentence.
Post by: waterzx on April 01, 2012, 09:26:34 am
I wish I could skip all the exams but everyone would still deem me as a top student.
Post by: Olevar on April 01, 2012, 09:32:38 am
I wish for a mechanic pigeon that never runes out of energy and will never be broken..
Post by: waterzx on April 01, 2012, 11:12:39 am
I wish I had a beautiful voice.
Post by: ScalSaver on April 01, 2012, 11:38:06 am
I wish to be the the master of the universe
Post by: zhangvict on April 01, 2012, 12:12:53 pm
I wish for grape explosions
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 01, 2012, 01:46:28 pm
I wish that everybody gave peas a chance.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 01, 2012, 02:55:52 pm
I wish FlareGlutox wasn't the only person that had at least half of my posts in this thread.
Post by: zhangvict on April 01, 2012, 03:48:59 pm
I wish to gain super powers that allows me to nom nom absolutely anything I want without dying.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 01, 2012, 04:21:46 pm
I wish it was easier to have at least half of Drake's posts.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 01, 2012, 04:24:08 pm
I wish for endless pie.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 01, 2012, 04:30:10 pm
I wish for a double post.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 01, 2012, 04:53:47 pm
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 01, 2012, 04:54:54 pm
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on April 01, 2012, 05:21:02 pm
I wish people would stop assuming things.Granted, but now they know and reveal are your secrets.
I wish I had 100,000 :electrum
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 01, 2012, 05:21:40 pm
I wish we were Communist.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 01, 2012, 11:40:27 pm
I wish for more subtlety.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 01, 2012, 11:42:20 pm
I wish we were under a communist government neither ruled by a tyrant or dictator, but as it was originally meant to be. By the masses for the masses.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on April 01, 2012, 11:48:34 pm
Granted. I've become so subtle that you haven't realized I've corrupted your wish.Granted, but now no country trades with yours due to the communist stereotype.
I wish we were under a communist government neither ruled by a tyrant or dictator, but as it was originally meant to be. By the masses for the masses.
I wish nobody was afraid of the dark.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 01, 2012, 11:50:24 pm
I wish for a jingle to play when I hover over this sentence with my cursor.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 01, 2012, 11:51:13 pm
I wish David Tennant was still the Doctor.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 02, 2012, 12:38:30 am
I wish for a drum and the skill to play it.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 02, 2012, 12:42:07 am
I wish I died in a plane crash.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on April 02, 2012, 12:42:44 am
I wish I had a :life
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 02, 2012, 12:49:51 am
).
I wish for a slice of bread.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 02, 2012, 12:50:22 am
I wish this piece of bread was not poisoned.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on April 02, 2012, 12:53:35 am
I wish for a sandwich.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 02, 2012, 12:57:14 am
I wish to actually know which piece of bread Drake meant.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on April 02, 2012, 12:59:14 am
I wish I had a horse.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 02, 2012, 01:03:00 am
I wish for a horse skeleton.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 02, 2012, 01:12:11 am
I wish people would eat what I baked.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 02, 2012, 01:16:45 am
I wish I had corrosive saliva.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 02, 2012, 01:18:27 am
I wish there weren't so many yaoi fanfictions.
Post by: killsdazombies on April 02, 2012, 03:20:22 am
I wish I could get something other then a glory from the enhanced spin...
Post by: Muffinesque on April 02, 2012, 03:33:33 am
I wish I had infinite money.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 02, 2012, 04:03:15 am
I wish Elements was not all about grinding.
Post by: zhangvict on April 02, 2012, 07:51:11 am
I wish for a vampire
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 02, 2012, 12:46:11 pm
I wish to be more evil.
Post by: zhangvict on April 02, 2012, 02:14:12 pm
I wish i new what to wish for
Post by: waterzx on April 02, 2012, 02:51:58 pm
Granted, but I cast holy light on you. u dieGranted, but then you realize it is impossible to fulfill your wish, so you lose your desire to continue living.
I wish i new what to wish for
I wish I could write novels...
Post by: zhangvict on April 02, 2012, 03:32:50 pm
I wish for less procrasination in my life
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 02, 2012, 03:36:46 pm
I wish for inner warmth.
Post by: pvpmister on April 02, 2012, 05:24:49 pm
I wish for a happy life.
Post by: killsdazombies on April 02, 2012, 06:49:55 pm
I wish the person below me would corrupt my wish
Post by: Laxadarap on April 02, 2012, 07:53:34 pm
I wish I was good enough to warrant a 24 card bid in war :(
Post by: Skysong on April 02, 2012, 09:02:00 pm
I wish for someone to throw a fireball at Drake_VII
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on April 02, 2012, 09:11:13 pm
I wish for everyone to understand my awesomeness.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 02, 2012, 10:17:16 pm
I wish I knew who this Drake_VII fellow is.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 02, 2012, 10:21:35 pm
I wish I could see through solid matter.
Post by: Muffinesque on April 02, 2012, 10:28:57 pm
I wish I was a bird.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 02, 2012, 10:30:54 pm
I wish my in-laws didn't hate me.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on April 03, 2012, 02:04:43 am
I wish ScaredGirl would come back
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 03, 2012, 02:44:38 am
I wish I could do something useful this war.
Post by: zhangvict on April 03, 2012, 03:15:07 am
I wish for a watermelon slice.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 03, 2012, 03:28:56 am
I wish I had two thumbs.
Post by: zhangvict on April 03, 2012, 04:38:28 am
I wish for a smaller laptop.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 03, 2012, 04:42:33 am
I wish people would take me seriously.
Post by: zhangvict on April 03, 2012, 05:01:15 am
I wish for Drake_XIV to be my slave.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 03, 2012, 05:26:19 am
I wish that I had a pocket watch.
Post by: Skysong on April 05, 2012, 02:53:36 am
I wish I could cast the Spell "Fireball"
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on April 05, 2012, 03:13:53 am
I wish I had the strength of the Hulk, without the rage.
Post by: zhangvict on April 05, 2012, 09:03:03 am
I wish for magic powers
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 05, 2012, 12:07:17 pm
I wish to be a wandering skeleton.
Post by: waterzx on April 05, 2012, 12:48:02 pm
I wish all cards I made would reach level 4.
I read the wrong page :-[
Post by: eaglgenes101 on April 09, 2012, 12:15:09 am
Granted, you get the magic power to emit glowing farts.Granted, you die when you run into a fire shield blindly.
I wish to be a wandering skeleton.
I wish I had one more HP.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 09, 2012, 01:25:05 am
I wish I could draw.
Post by: Absol on April 09, 2012, 02:41:23 am
I wish 1.30 would be awesome.
Post by: artimies7 on April 09, 2012, 05:20:34 pm
I wish that my neuron strings were one million particles long.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 09, 2012, 06:36:17 pm
I wish for random implosions, which harm no living being.
Post by: Laxadarap on April 09, 2012, 06:47:04 pm
I wish this thread would finish allready.
Post by: artimies7 on April 09, 2012, 06:58:05 pm
I wish for warp drive eleven.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on April 10, 2012, 01:45:53 am
I wish I had my own island.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 11, 2012, 01:24:32 am
I wish for a dark grin.
Post by: Opsinis on April 11, 2012, 01:32:56 am
I wish the forum broke out into an extraordinary musical.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on April 11, 2012, 01:35:08 am
I wish for automatic victory.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on April 11, 2012, 01:51:19 am
I wish for a bass guitar
Post by: Opsinis on April 11, 2012, 02:01:35 am
I wish for Tom Lehrer to write me a letter back.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 12, 2012, 04:35:05 am
I wish I could feel my feet again.
Post by: killsdazombies on April 12, 2012, 05:04:13 am
I wish I was magic
Post by: Helston on April 12, 2012, 05:16:29 am
I wish this week would never end.
Post by: killsdazombies on April 12, 2012, 05:17:46 am
I wish that wishes were less depressing.
Post by: Xenocidius on April 12, 2012, 05:20:34 am
I wish that Scaredgirl would take down the old forum.
Post by: killsdazombies on April 12, 2012, 05:22:15 am
I wish that chat didn't make noises that made me hate the internet.
Post by: eaglgenes101 on April 12, 2012, 05:25:20 am
Granted, but she accidentally takes down this one as well.Granted. Now you have OCD related to the chat.
I wish that chat didn't make noises that made me hate the internet.
I wish I could wish and not have it corrupted.
Post by: killsdazombies on April 12, 2012, 05:26:28 am
I wish life was OP
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 12, 2012, 05:52:02 am
I wish I had free WiFi.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 12, 2012, 01:47:52 pm
I wish for a dark inferno.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 12, 2012, 02:46:16 pm
I wish I could find the file with my old profile picture.
Post by: Skysong on April 12, 2012, 11:16:58 pm
I wish for a gold mine.
Post by: Vendanna on April 12, 2012, 11:20:35 pm
Granted, but you delete it by mistake.
I wish for a gold mine.
Granted, but the gold mine possesion isn't yours. you just wished for it to appear.
I wish for a little pony.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on April 12, 2012, 11:37:00 pm
I wish for drums.
Post by: Laxadarap on April 12, 2012, 11:46:18 pm
I wish that I actually knew all the abilities in Fanatics and Heretics.
Post by: killsdazombies on April 13, 2012, 12:21:49 am
I wish I had a better internet connection.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 13, 2012, 12:44:35 am
Now that Drake reminded me, I wish for a well-done steak.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 13, 2012, 01:11:37 am
I wish I had my own computer, no matter how out-of-date or inefficient it is.
Post by: TheCrazyMango on April 13, 2012, 01:16:58 am
I wish for a donut
Post by: killsdazombies on April 13, 2012, 01:49:36 am
I wish I had a pot of lucky charms.
Post by: McSod on April 13, 2012, 02:20:09 am
I wish booze was free.
Post by: Arum on April 13, 2012, 02:32:29 am
I wish for everything and nothing.
Post by: Laxadarap on April 13, 2012, 02:35:22 am
I wish I could make a totally 1337 custom avy.
Post by: killsdazombies on April 13, 2012, 02:43:17 am
I wish my headache was gone
Post by: Arum on April 13, 2012, 02:45:04 am
Granted, but you can only use the color whiteGranted, it's now a migraine.
I wish my headache was gone
I wish for an inverse paradox.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on April 13, 2012, 03:07:35 am
I wish I wasn't so hungry.
Post by: Arum on April 13, 2012, 03:30:31 am
Granted. All your creatures are reborn just to be eaten by an Otyugh.Granted, you become the Otyugh that just ate the creatures.
I wish I wasn't so hungry.
I wish for everyone to hate me.
Post by: Absol on April 13, 2012, 03:31:27 am
I wish for potatoe.
Post by: Arum on April 13, 2012, 03:33:02 am
I wish for everyone to stop playing this game.
Post by: rosutosefi on April 13, 2012, 03:35:02 am
I wish to gain the ability to use RT on my self.
Post by: Xenocidius on April 13, 2012, 03:35:54 am
I wish that I would stop posting on this thread.
Post by: Arum on April 13, 2012, 03:39:22 am
Granted, you are now Benjamin Button.Granted, this thread is deleted.
I wish that I would stop posting on this thread.
I wish for Anarchy and Chaos. Also, for schrodingers kitties.
Post by: eaglgenes101 on April 13, 2012, 04:15:21 am
I wish for the previous wish to be reversed.
Post by: Arum on April 13, 2012, 04:43:01 am
I wish for more f my wish.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 13, 2012, 05:13:01 am
I wish Xeno would post here more often.
Post by: zhangvict on April 14, 2012, 04:08:45 am
I wish all food became insanely delicious.
Post by: eaglgenes101 on April 14, 2012, 04:21:55 am
I wish for one more dollar.
Post by: TheCrazyMango on April 14, 2012, 05:02:57 am
I wish to sleep for 12 straight hours. and only 12.
Post by: eaglgenes101 on April 14, 2012, 06:06:13 am
I wish for another, real dollar.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 14, 2012, 04:23:24 pm
I wish I had complete control of the market.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 14, 2012, 04:31:44 pm
I wish for the cycle of :life and :death to continue.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 14, 2012, 04:32:34 pm
I wish I could successfully run these two Pokemon Leagues here.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 14, 2012, 04:36:07 pm
I wish for an Elements card featuring dark tendrils.
Post by: Joe21 on April 14, 2012, 04:53:17 pm
I wish for the oracle to figh the false god for me
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 14, 2012, 04:55:13 pm
Granted, I already submit an idea, but I shove it into :light . [See: [http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,37423]Light Tendrils[/url]]
Granted. The Oracle only uses a deck of pillars. It should be said that she loses for you.
I wish that my latest batch would be submitted to the Crucible already.
Post by: Joe21 on April 14, 2012, 05:00:35 pm
I wish the shards to magic appear in my database
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 14, 2012, 05:02:03 pm
I wish I had more Rep.
Post by: Joe21 on April 14, 2012, 05:03:40 pm
I wish that the arena gives a special spin every victory, and ask you what you need.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 14, 2012, 05:05:14 pm
I wish for more luck in the arena.
Post by: zhangvict on April 14, 2012, 05:16:12 pm
I wish for anchovy pizza
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 14, 2012, 05:17:34 pm
I wish for humourous corruptions like we once had.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 14, 2012, 05:32:39 pm
I wish for my teeth to become stronger.
Post by: Joe21 on April 14, 2012, 05:34:12 pm
I wish for a genius in the lamp
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 14, 2012, 05:37:20 pm
I wish I had a Ferrari.
Post by: zhangvict on April 14, 2012, 06:29:15 pm
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 14, 2012, 06:30:55 pm
I wish I was Ferris Bueller.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 14, 2012, 07:50:00 pm
I wish for the ability to breath fire.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 14, 2012, 07:59:27 pm
I wish I could sing.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on April 14, 2012, 08:03:09 pm
I wish I had a guitar that could play itself.
Post by: Arum on April 14, 2012, 10:52:25 pm
I wish for everyone to stop posting here.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 14, 2012, 10:55:49 pm
I wish I remembered to do my homework.
Post by: Arum on April 15, 2012, 12:02:30 am
I wish for everyone to never speak of internal organs.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 15, 2012, 12:30:21 am
I wish for world peace.
Post by: Arum on April 15, 2012, 12:47:01 am
Granted, we talk about external organs.Granted, because everyone is dead.
I wish for world peace.
I wish for
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 15, 2012, 12:48:04 am
I wish that people understood the "..." was my corruption to the last wish.
Post by: Arum on April 15, 2012, 12:49:35 am
"..."Granted, people do, and then forget 3 seconds later.
I wish that people understood the "..." was my corruption to the last wish.
I wish for
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 15, 2012, 12:51:09 am
I wish people would sign up for the WiFi League.
Post by: Arum on April 15, 2012, 12:52:07 am
Granted, but I continue to talk.Granted, you become the only one on the MiFi League.
I wish people would sign up for the WiFi League.
I wish for
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 15, 2012, 12:53:28 am
I wish for plastic smiles.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on April 15, 2012, 01:33:24 am
I wish I could tell lie from truth.
Post by: Arum on April 15, 2012, 01:35:41 am
I wish you would cry when I trip and fall.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 15, 2012, 01:38:46 am
I wish I knew how I grew these wings...
Post by: zhangvict on April 15, 2012, 03:53:04 am
iwish for an iphone
Post by: regen2k9 on April 17, 2012, 08:01:35 pm
I wish I had a sousaphone.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 17, 2012, 08:22:42 pm
I wish for more bonebreaking terror, but not on me.
Post by: haydenshark on April 17, 2012, 08:31:32 pm
i wish i can get all the new shards and 50000000000 electrum
Post by: regen2k9 on April 17, 2012, 09:54:09 pm
I wish I had a theme song that played whenever i walked into a room.
Post by: eaglgenes101 on April 18, 2012, 12:51:28 am
i wish for something better to happen, and nothing worse.
Post by: haydenshark on April 18, 2012, 01:20:02 am
i wish i had free internet
Post by: Aves on April 18, 2012, 02:30:58 am
I wish they would fix the textbox of 'quick reply'.
Post by: Arum on April 18, 2012, 02:42:03 am
I wish I could divide by zero.
Post by: McSod on April 18, 2012, 02:47:39 am
I wish I could slam a revolving door.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 18, 2012, 04:34:27 am
I wish for a glass of lemonade.
Post by: zhangvict on April 18, 2012, 08:05:03 am
I wish all cabbages in the world would disappear
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 18, 2012, 12:34:41 pm
I wish for the ability to shoot burning cabbages from my hands.
Post by: zhangvict on April 18, 2012, 01:44:59 pm
I wish for superior audio equipment.
Post by: Helston on April 18, 2012, 01:49:07 pm
I wish my name had a silent letter in it.
Post by: dracomageat on April 18, 2012, 01:54:16 pm
I wish I had a time machine.
Post by: mega plini on April 18, 2012, 02:06:30 pm
I wish for a talking dog
Post by: regen2k9 on April 18, 2012, 08:25:03 pm
I wish I could make a flash mob appear simply by saying the words "Pudding Pockets"
Post by: dreadwoe on April 18, 2012, 08:38:53 pm
I wish for lots of food
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 18, 2012, 08:42:07 pm
I wish for red sunglasses.
Post by: dreadwoe on April 18, 2012, 08:45:15 pm
I wish for a cow that eats mice
Post by: mega plini on April 18, 2012, 09:06:56 pm
I wish for a good nightsleep
Post by: dreadwoe on April 19, 2012, 12:02:47 am
I wish for a chicken that turns into a cow with the ability to digest only objects that won't fit in its mouth.
Post by: mega plini on April 19, 2012, 12:30:33 am
I wish for a good shampoo
Post by: zhangvict on April 19, 2012, 01:51:29 pm
I for a pet mouce that can become supermouce and do stuff for me.
Post by: dreadwoe on April 19, 2012, 08:02:00 pm
I wish for a dog that can walk on its 2 front legs
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 19, 2012, 10:18:14 pm
I wish for air.
Post by: Dart on April 19, 2012, 10:29:12 pm
I wish for a Flat screen T.V.
Post by: eaglgenes101 on April 19, 2012, 10:43:25 pm
I wish for 3 liters of unpressurized Oxygen.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 19, 2012, 10:45:36 pm
I wish that the Hindenburg was filled with Helium.
Post by: Dart on April 19, 2012, 10:54:49 pm
I wish for hover-shoes.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 19, 2012, 11:01:22 pm
Granted, but due to lack of friction, you get nowhere.
I wish I had a codpiece.
Post by: Dart on April 19, 2012, 11:09:14 pm
Granted, but it's spiky on both sides.
I wish I was batman.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 19, 2012, 11:11:26 pm
I wish to be reminded of why I have spared this world.
Post by: McSod on April 20, 2012, 12:48:07 am
I wish hot cups of coffee grew on trees.
Post by: Dart on April 20, 2012, 01:37:08 am
I wish I had a gingerbread house.
Post by: rosutosefi on April 20, 2012, 02:10:04 am
I wish I stopped myself from eating that gingerbread house.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 20, 2012, 02:10:55 am
I wish I hadn't eaten that gingerbread house... *burp*
Post by: zhangvict on April 20, 2012, 03:56:41 am
I wish we can all float.
Post by: McSod on April 20, 2012, 05:36:17 am
I wish to negate his ^ wish.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 20, 2012, 05:39:13 am
I wish that this corruption did not happen.
Post by: McSod on April 20, 2012, 06:08:53 am
I wish I had a parachute.
Post by: Dart on April 20, 2012, 07:39:37 am
I wish for a new pair of nike's.
Post by: zhangvict on April 20, 2012, 07:43:08 am
I wish we didnt need air to live
Post by: Dart on April 20, 2012, 07:47:50 am
I wish for a new Gibson or Ibanez.
Post by: McSod on April 20, 2012, 08:02:05 am
Granted, but it's an RG.
I wish for a new banjo. :p
Post by: Dart on April 20, 2012, 08:26:59 am
I wish for a keyboard not covered in semen.
Post by: McSod on April 20, 2012, 08:36:13 am
I wish I could erase that mental image from my mind.
Post by: Dart on April 20, 2012, 08:44:01 am
I wish to change the topic.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 20, 2012, 10:20:02 am
I wish Dart's mom wasn't so fat and ugly.
Post by: regen2k9 on April 20, 2012, 06:51:18 pm
I wish for team air to win war #5 :P
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on April 20, 2012, 06:54:00 pm
I wish team darkness won war?
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on April 20, 2012, 06:54:19 pm
Granted, the forums are reigned by air and float away
I wish team darkness won war
Post by: eaglgenes101 on April 21, 2012, 12:10:46 am
I wish that I had a more regular schedule.
Post by: DeadHerald on April 21, 2012, 12:21:01 am
Granted, darkness gets overnerfed and is now UP.
I wish that I had a more regular schedule.
Granted, You're convicted of murder and get life in prison.
I wish I wasn't so shy...
Post by: regen2k9 on April 21, 2012, 02:59:33 am
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 21, 2012, 03:09:14 am
I wish I had some processed meat.
Post by: McSod on April 21, 2012, 07:32:29 am
I wish I hadn't noticed the hotdog-barbie doll connection...
Post by: regen2k9 on April 21, 2012, 06:35:10 pm
I wish I had some processed cheese to go with the processed meat.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on April 21, 2012, 07:36:59 pm
I wish today was tomorrow
Post by: Cheesy111 on April 21, 2012, 07:39:38 pm
I wish my decks didn't derp so much.
Post by: regen2k9 on April 21, 2012, 08:00:22 pm
I wish I had an infinite supply of Cheerios
Post by: zhangvict on April 22, 2012, 06:56:15 am
I wish for ice cream
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 22, 2012, 10:55:31 am
I wish for diplomatic immunity.
Post by: Jenkar on April 22, 2012, 11:09:10 am
I wish for MORE woodchucks.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 22, 2012, 03:51:47 pm
I wish that I was completely invulnerable to any and all attacks, except through my heel.
Post by: Jenkar on April 22, 2012, 04:02:17 pm
I wish for wishes.
Post by: dracomageat on April 22, 2012, 04:06:36 pm
Hmm, now what do I wish for? the icecream's already gone...
I'll take the dirty sponge!
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 22, 2012, 04:09:16 pm
I wish that would people respect violists.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 22, 2012, 04:21:11 pm
I wish for 2 more letters in the word "violist".
Post by: justaburd on April 22, 2012, 08:08:16 pm
Now what to wish for that isn't instantly thought of...
I wish for some sort of exotic pet.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 22, 2012, 08:13:53 pm
I wish for a pencil made out of sugar.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 22, 2012, 10:24:56 pm
I wish I didn't have any homework.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 22, 2012, 10:33:43 pm
I wish I wasn't such an asshole.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 22, 2012, 10:36:18 pm
I wish we formed a league for douches.
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 22, 2012, 10:47:36 pm
I wish for more imagination.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 22, 2012, 10:49:22 pm
I wish the nurse would let me out of this asylum...
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 22, 2012, 10:54:08 pm
I wish hospitals were happier, funnier places.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 22, 2012, 10:55:01 pm
I wish I knew why my hands were suddenly replaced by two fish...
Post by: justaburd on April 23, 2012, 12:54:00 am
I wish for :underworld.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 23, 2012, 12:55:19 am
I wish that I'd be able to follow my life-long dream of being a clown mascot for a fast food restaurant chain.
Post by: regen2k9 on April 23, 2012, 01:08:06 am
I wish I had a giant eagle to ride wherever I wanted to go.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 23, 2012, 01:25:22 am
I wish to be a dracomancer.
Post by: zhangvict on April 23, 2012, 08:40:23 am
I wish to have mad skills.
Post by: Annele on April 23, 2012, 08:50:36 am
I wish to be able to skip high school and get really rich.
Post by: zhangvict on April 23, 2012, 10:19:24 am
I wish I can walk upside down.
Post by: Jenkar on April 23, 2012, 10:21:51 am
Granted, you are now not only rich, but also uneducated and more stupid than everyone else.Granted, you're now australian.
I wish I can walk upside down.
I wish for
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 23, 2012, 10:37:14 am
I wish for something.
Post by: Kakerlake on April 23, 2012, 10:44:38 am
I wish for Derpy to win a competition of intelligence.
Post by: dreadwoe on April 23, 2012, 09:24:40 pm
i wish for a poodle crossed with a velocaraptor
Post by: mega plini on April 23, 2012, 09:33:28 pm
I wish for good grades on my test tommorow.
Post by: dreadwoe on April 23, 2012, 09:37:51 pm
I wish for a hamburger that transforms into a car
@mega plini
---I wish you well on your test, though
Post by: regen2k9 on April 23, 2012, 09:55:49 pm
I wish I had telepathic paper (paper that makes the person who looks at it see whatever you want them to see on it).
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 23, 2012, 10:25:05 pm
I wish that dracomancers were real and I was one.
Post by: Scaramanga on April 24, 2012, 12:03:00 am
I wish my phone never run out of batteries.
Post by: regen2k9 on April 24, 2012, 01:05:23 am
I wish I could teleport to and from the supermarket at will.
Post by: Annele on April 24, 2012, 01:08:09 am
I wish to be 3cm taller.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on April 24, 2012, 01:16:53 am
I wish to be a skilled marksman.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 01:42:03 am
I wish I had a crossbow.
Post by: Annele on April 24, 2012, 01:55:36 am
I wish to be able to draw properly.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 02:49:00 am
I wish to be stabbed through the heart.
Post by: Dart on April 24, 2012, 02:52:22 am
I wish somebody would revive drake.
Post by: Annele on April 24, 2012, 02:53:09 am
I wish for chocolate.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 02:53:41 am
I wish for humour.
Post by: regen2k9 on April 24, 2012, 03:06:41 am
I wish for ice cream too.
Post by: zhangvict on April 24, 2012, 10:46:34 am
I wish for high quality mouse.
Post by: Vendanna on April 24, 2012, 10:57:46 am
I wish to see a battle between two legionary ants nests.
Post by: Poker Alho on April 24, 2012, 11:11:12 am
Granted, now you have a real mouse with good health and well mannered that eats cheese but is not useable for PC uses.
I wish to see a battle between two legionary ants nests.
Granted, but in the middle of the battle the legionary ants decide to make a delicious meal out of you and kill you after thousands of poisonous stings :D
I wish this thread gets locked so my wish cant be corrupted
Post by: FlareGlutox on April 24, 2012, 11:38:02 am
I wish for kids and teens to become more interested in books.
Post by: Vendanna on April 24, 2012, 12:03:50 pm
I wish to have the Ring of Green Lantern
Post by: Poker Alho on April 24, 2012, 12:06:30 pm
Granted, they are now interested on burning every book they can put their hands into (because it makes funny noises) until there is no more books on the world.
I wish to have the Ring of Green Lantern
Granted, after they end the movie Ryan Reynolds himself gives it to you but because its only a movie prop, it doesnt do nothing
I wish to have infinite potatos
Post by: zhangvict on April 24, 2012, 01:19:39 pm
I wish for a high quality pc mouse.
Post by: justaburd on April 24, 2012, 01:29:07 pm
I wish for a :rainbow
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 02:49:22 pm
I wish for 1500 :electrum
Post by: Poker Alho on April 24, 2012, 03:13:59 pm
Granted. You get not one, but two. What does this mean? It's so bright and so vivid...
I wish for 1500 :electrum
Granted. you spend it on upgrading a relic
i wish i could fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 03:14:56 pm
I wish for all the Relics.
Post by: dreadwoe on April 24, 2012, 07:36:58 pm
I wish for an amber nymph
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 07:40:15 pm
I wish for a Golden Nymph
Post by: Annele on April 24, 2012, 10:07:19 pm
I wish for a Nymph Queen.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 10:08:36 pm
I wish that I had a reason to write again.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on April 24, 2012, 10:12:11 pm
I wish I had more stamina
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 10:13:31 pm
I wish for hell fire.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on April 24, 2012, 10:20:37 pm
I wish I was done with school right now
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 10:22:31 pm
I wish that I had a TARDIS.
Post by: eaglgenes101 on April 24, 2012, 11:05:46 pm
I challenge you to corrupt this wish, which came from the decorrupt a wish thread.
I wish elements was a reality as well as a game, and that i had 6 of every card, both upped & unupped, that would be able to move, talk (for nymphs), think, and basically live, and obey my commands in the language that I can use best.
Post by: Poker Alho on April 24, 2012, 11:09:05 pm
i wish i had already finished college
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 11:11:38 pm
I wish I knew which college I wanted to go to.
Post by: Annele on April 24, 2012, 11:17:13 pm
I wish to be able to resist temptation.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 11:18:38 pm
I wish I wasn't so narcissistic.
Post by: Annele on April 24, 2012, 11:24:10 pm
I wish you would stop harrasing me. :P
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 11:25:16 pm
I wish people realized I was a guy.
Post by: Annele on April 24, 2012, 11:27:42 pm
I wish you would realise that I'm only 13.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 11:29:28 pm
I wish for more awkwardness.
Post by: Annele on April 24, 2012, 11:32:01 pm
I wish I knew what you would say if you knew I was a guy.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 11:33:49 pm
I wish someone else would break this chain of awkwardness.
Post by: Poker Alho on April 24, 2012, 11:35:08 pm
i wish for more potato
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 11:36:02 pm
I wish for lemon. Lemons everywhere.
Post by: Poker Alho on April 24, 2012, 11:37:15 pm
i wish for more fruits and vegetables
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 11:38:36 pm
I wish I hadn't searched "lemon party."
Post by: Poker Alho on April 24, 2012, 11:41:11 pm
Granted, you get limes.
I wish I hadn't searched "lemon party."
but... but... my wish wasnt corrupted! :O
i did warned to not search it :P
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 11:42:41 pm
Post by: Annele on April 24, 2012, 11:43:47 pm
I wish I knew why Drake_XIV has such a crush on me.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 11:44:45 pm
I wish I could literally write out my future.
Post by: Annele on April 24, 2012, 11:49:04 pm
I wish you would give me back my homework (street brawl)
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 24, 2012, 11:50:59 pm
I wish that would corrupt a wish.
Post by: Annele on April 25, 2012, 01:07:24 am
I wish I will never have to go to America so as to avoid Drake_XIV's stalker issues.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 25, 2012, 01:20:47 am
I wish to stalk Annele whilst riding an obese unicorn.
Post by: Annele on April 25, 2012, 01:24:26 am
I wish my teacher will believe me when I say my homework was eaten by an Otyugh.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 25, 2012, 01:28:07 am
I wish my Physics grade would go up...
Post by: Annele on April 25, 2012, 01:31:09 am
I wish I knew why anyone whoose name ends with -ake is downright creepy (and I'm not just talking about you, Drake_XIV)
Post by: justaburd on April 25, 2012, 01:34:30 am
I wish to see a living pterodactyl.
Post by: Annele on April 25, 2012, 01:39:16 am
I wish pterodactyl is an elements card.
Post by: Drake_XIV on April 25, 2012, 04:43:25 am
I wish that my brain could store twice as much information without overloading.
Post by: Annele on April 25, 2012, 04:48:15 am
I wish the pterodactyl card was implemented into the game.
(I might actually make it into a card if I have time).
Post by: zhangvict on April 25, 2012, 05:18:41 am
I wish for 30 hours in one day.
Post by: justaburd on April 25, 2012, 05:21:25 am
I wish for an outline of my life.
Post by: Annele on April 25, 2012, 05:49:35 am
Granted, it becomes an immortal 0/1 creature with steam.
How i that corruption?
Post by: zhangvict on April 25, 2012, 07:02:00 am
Granted, it becomes an immortal 0/1 creature with steam.
How i that corruption?
Well it does nothing and costs 2 :fire to become a ball lightning for 1 turn before dying.
EDIT: o wait nevermind. I confused steam with overdrive. Here is the fixed corruption:
Granted, it becomes an immortal -3/1 creature with overdrive.
Post by: zhangvict on April 25, 2012, 07:05:26 am
Granted, but your workday ends up getting extended 6 hours due to the free time.
I wish for an outline of my life.
Granted, you find the outline to be disturbingly short.
I wish for a harry potter wand.
Post by: Annele on April 25, 2012, 07:13:35 am
I wish Elements wasn't so overly addictive.
Post by: Gemini on April 25, 2012, 07:24:27 am
Granted, you get the one Harry snapped and chucked over a bridge.Granted, but your account is haxed every couple days, making you start over.
I wish Elements wasn't so overly addictive.
I wish life didnt suck so much.
Post by: zhangvict on April 25, 2012, 07:31:12 am
I wish I can spin 100 times a second without any negative health effects.
Post by: Annele on April 25, 2012, 08:09:08 am
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Post by: yaladilae on April 25, 2012, 08:16:31 am
I wish electrum is renamed to doubloons
Post by: zhangvict on April 25, 2012, 08:42:59 am
I wish apples were mutated to have the skin of apples but the flesh of oranges.
Post by: Opsinis on May 01, 2012, 09:00:11 pm
I wish for the weather not to be humid.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 01, 2012, 10:45:22 pm
I wish for a desert.
Post by: justaburd on May 01, 2012, 10:47:44 pm
I wish for more runes on LoL >.<
Post by: Laxadarap on May 01, 2012, 10:51:02 pm
I REALLY wish Opsinis hadn't 5-day "necroed" this.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 01, 2012, 11:07:27 pm
I wish people would put effort into entertaining me.
Post by: FlareGlutox on May 02, 2012, 12:10:22 am
I wish I did actually come over my addiction to this thread.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 02, 2012, 12:13:25 am
I wish my grades were better...
Post by: FlareGlutox on May 02, 2012, 12:16:36 am
I wish for the ability to emmit a truly evil laugh whenever I want.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 02, 2012, 12:19:04 am
I wish to be inconspicuous.
Post by: FlareGlutox on May 02, 2012, 12:21:53 am
I wish I could remember whom's whish I actually corrupted.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 02, 2012, 12:23:55 am
I wish to be able to pull dead puppies from a hat.
Post by: FlareGlutox on May 02, 2012, 12:31:13 am
I wish I was more Pro at gaming.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 02, 2012, 12:37:59 am
I wish memes didn't exist.
Post by: zhangvict on May 02, 2012, 03:29:21 am
I wish to fly invisible and formless in the night wind.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 02, 2012, 03:36:48 am
I wish I could fly like Superman.
Post by: Absol on May 02, 2012, 03:40:23 am
I wish i win my War R1 game.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 02, 2012, 03:45:37 am
I wish I had the time to grind and maybe be able join the War.
Post by: Absol on May 02, 2012, 03:46:35 am
I wish Team :darkness would win this War.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 02, 2012, 03:50:43 am
Granted, but the banner doesn't get changed to Reigned by :darkness until the next war.
I wish I had time to invent time travel.
Post by: justaburd on May 02, 2012, 03:52:26 am
I wish to know what the chance of finishing that last quest in battle is.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 02, 2012, 03:53:48 am
I wish that I gained 20 levels and the appropriate skill points in Battle.
Post by: justaburd on May 02, 2012, 03:56:17 am
I wish life was simpler.
Post by: Absol on May 02, 2012, 03:58:23 am
Granted, but that darn golem keeps breaking your arm so you never really have enough attack.So i can one-shot a dragon, but will lose on an arm wrestling against golem? That's just absurd.
Granted, your life is now simpler without Elements.
I wish i can slay the Great Chimera and get the shiny forum icon.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 02, 2012, 04:03:38 am
Granted, but only after the rest of us have killed it too.
I wish I could one-shot the Great Chimera.
Post by: Absol on May 02, 2012, 04:07:35 am
I wish i can stay top level in Battle.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 02, 2012, 04:25:17 am
I wish I could find a decent Latin class.
Post by: zhangvict on May 02, 2012, 12:29:43 pm
I wish for a pet silkworm.
Post by: killsdazombies on May 02, 2012, 09:02:03 pm
I wish the rng loved me!
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 02, 2012, 10:53:59 pm
I wish for Communism.
Post by: regen2k9 on May 03, 2012, 12:30:42 am
I wish I had a giant eagle to ride places.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 03, 2012, 12:32:11 am
I wish for a better life.
Post by: regen2k9 on May 03, 2012, 12:33:36 am
I wish I had a sky-blue 70s-style leisure suit.
Post by: haydenshark on May 12, 2012, 02:12:44 am
i wish i was an alien with alien technology warning me when something bad is going to happen to me
Post by: Annele on May 12, 2012, 02:30:58 am
I wish I didn't have to listen to Justin Beiber, One direction and Reece Maston daily.
Post by: regen2k9 on May 12, 2012, 03:12:35 am
I wish that I had a big ol' relic in real life.
Post by: Annele on May 12, 2012, 03:35:27 am
I wish the world uses :electrum as currency.
Post by: haydenshark on May 12, 2012, 12:41:37 pm
i wish i was the coolest person ever
Post by: Poker Alho on May 12, 2012, 12:43:04 pm
i wish i had more trophies
Post by: FlareGlutox on May 12, 2012, 03:59:18 pm
I wish I had dark wings.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 12, 2012, 06:10:08 pm
I wish this thread had died.
Post by: haydenshark on May 12, 2012, 08:48:23 pm
i wish i could be unfrozen
Post by: justaburd on May 12, 2012, 08:51:31 pm
I wish for
marshmallows
Post by: haydenshark on May 12, 2012, 08:55:35 pm
i wish i was invincible
Post by: n00b on May 12, 2012, 09:09:50 pm
I wish this thread would reach 100 pages.
Post by: Muffinesque on May 12, 2012, 09:16:01 pm
I wish I never have to sleep.
Post by: haydenshark on May 12, 2012, 09:21:20 pm
i wish i was the most epic person ever
Post by: FlareGlutox on May 12, 2012, 10:45:58 pm
I wish I could create and control space-time-rifts at will.
Post by: Annele on May 13, 2012, 12:44:19 am
I wish this was the last post.
Post by: AP579 on May 13, 2012, 12:53:13 am
(yay 100 pages!)
I wish that proper grammar would be used on the internet.
Post by: DoubleCapitals on May 13, 2012, 02:15:58 am
I wish to waste this wish.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 13, 2012, 05:35:59 am
I wish I wished this wish.
Post by: AP579 on May 13, 2012, 05:55:34 am
I wish that this wish would not be granted.
Post by: DoubleCapitals on May 13, 2012, 06:09:43 am
I wish for a slice of the 2nd elements birthday cake, i do not care how mouldy it is. :P
Post by: Absol on May 13, 2012, 06:15:54 am
I wish my body is not this hurt. (was doing some decoration yesterday, now it aches like hell)
Post by: Annele on May 13, 2012, 06:19:47 am
I wish for World peace.
Post by: zhangvict on May 13, 2012, 06:39:28 am
I wish for a pet baby dragon.
Post by: haydenshark on May 13, 2012, 06:57:56 am
i wish for a perfectly fine impossible to break or crash laptop
Post by: Annele on May 13, 2012, 08:24:26 am
I wish this thread would be blocked.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 13, 2012, 09:09:11 pm
I wish for nothing.
Post by: justaburd on May 13, 2012, 09:18:58 pm
I wish for more arguments in chat.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 13, 2012, 09:21:03 pm
I wish this wasn't the 1200th post on this thread.
Post by: AP579 on May 13, 2012, 11:51:26 pm
I wish everyone had thirteen fingers.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 13, 2012, 11:52:25 pm
I wish this was my 300th post on this thread.
Post by: AP579 on May 13, 2012, 11:57:17 pm
I wish we all had ten fingers, five on a hand.
Post by: Annele on May 14, 2012, 04:41:14 am
Granted, but only to make Corrupt A Wish 5.0.
Then I wouldn't get constant updates.
Granted. We now have x fingers, where x is equal to √(y/3) and y is the number of posts you have in this thread. 300 is now exactly equal to the number of posts you have in this thread.
I wish we all had ten fingers, five on a hand.
Granted, now our hands are like really long toes and fail at the job they are supposed to do.
I wish there was a 'block replys from this thread' button.
Post by: Scaramanga on May 14, 2012, 11:55:26 am
I wish I had more time to spend.
Post by: AP579 on May 14, 2012, 11:21:10 pm
I wish my skin was green.
Post by: Poker Alho on May 14, 2012, 11:31:25 pm
i wish for... you know what forget it i ain't got time for this sh... stuff xD
Post by: Skysong on May 16, 2012, 02:34:34 am
I wish for a pizza.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 16, 2012, 02:53:58 am
I wish that this thread remained dead so I didn't have to post more than 300 times here.
Post by: zhangvict on May 16, 2012, 11:38:35 am
I wish for a chocolate pie.
Post by: Skysong on May 16, 2012, 02:14:27 pm
I wish for zhangvict to get 1 million bucks.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 17, 2012, 12:21:28 am
I wish for a pair of birds. Preferably aquatic and blue-footed.
Post by: AP579 on May 17, 2012, 01:10:53 am
I wish to become a paper clip.
Post by: Skysong on May 17, 2012, 07:23:47 pm
I wish for Drake_XIV to get a diamond mine.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 17, 2012, 10:35:33 pm
I wish that the government would stop blaming me for the deaths of several workers in my mine.
Post by: haydenshark on May 17, 2012, 10:46:04 pm
i wish i was a pro biker
Post by: AP579 on May 17, 2012, 10:48:23 pm
I wish that everyone in the universe spoke Chinese.
Post by: haydenshark on May 17, 2012, 11:17:16 pm
i wish i was superman
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 17, 2012, 11:20:41 pm
I wish I could cause other people to blow up sporadically.
Post by: Skysong on May 18, 2012, 03:39:32 pm
I wish for all the superpowers that we can think of.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 18, 2012, 04:12:58 pm
I wish to have carrier pigeons.
Post by: atom9 on May 18, 2012, 04:25:10 pm
I wish I was a little bit taller.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 18, 2012, 04:26:37 pm
I wish I was one inch shorter.
Post by: Skysong on May 18, 2012, 05:20:22 pm
I wish to own Skyrim.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 18, 2012, 11:40:30 pm
I wish that memes did not exist.
Post by: esran on May 19, 2012, 02:01:34 am
i wish for a fulfilling life
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 19, 2012, 02:04:39 am
granted, their is now only 1 meme(no s), and it is lolcats.
Asks for no memes. Gets one. What?
Granted, you fulfill your lifelong dream of living. You're dead now that you've done it.
I wish that I wasn't literal.
Post by: Annele on May 19, 2012, 02:11:26 am
I wish I could sing.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 19, 2012, 02:14:03 am
I wish I could selectively block out individual sounds at will and unmute them when the time calls for it.
Post by: Skysong on May 21, 2012, 05:16:22 pm
I wish I could change any post in this thread.
Post by: justaburd on May 21, 2012, 05:19:18 pm
I wish for my RNG luck back :(
Post by: Skysong on May 21, 2012, 05:21:46 pm
I wish I could use the banhammer.
Post by: justaburd on May 21, 2012, 05:24:26 pm
I wish for soup! Nummy soup. :)
Post by: Skysong on May 21, 2012, 05:27:46 pm
I wish I was unbanned.
Post by: justaburd on May 21, 2012, 05:33:27 pm
I wish for a haiku.
Post by: Skysong on May 21, 2012, 07:05:58 pm
I wish I could be more creative with my wish granting...
Post by: esran on May 21, 2012, 08:48:43 pm
i wish i had 6 of every rare.
Post by: Quizzical on May 21, 2012, 08:56:51 pm
I wish I had a better internet speed.
Post by: esran on May 21, 2012, 09:02:25 pm
i wish for world peace.
Post by: Quizzical on May 21, 2012, 09:10:08 pm
I wish for the banishment of shards in Elements.
Post by: FlareGlutox on May 21, 2012, 11:55:28 pm
I wish computers could be operated simply by one's mind.
Post by: Quizzical on May 22, 2012, 01:42:30 am
I wish everyone in platinum put up a farm so I could win all rares :)
Post by: Skysong on May 22, 2012, 01:56:37 pm
I wish for nothing.
Post by: regen2k9 on May 22, 2012, 04:00:08 pm
I wish I had a TARDIS.
Post by: haydenshark on May 23, 2012, 01:14:36 am
i wish for xbox live
Post by: Quizzical on May 23, 2012, 02:08:23 am
I wish for glorious fame.
Post by: blarp on May 23, 2012, 02:13:14 am
I wish I could make wishes without any negative consequences.
Post by: Skysong on May 23, 2012, 02:15:07 am
I wish for Dr. Pepper.
Post by: esran on May 23, 2012, 02:17:16 am
i wish i had exactly 47 post count.
Post by: Quizzical on May 23, 2012, 02:18:34 am
I wish for an invincible Ironman suit.
Post by: esran on May 23, 2012, 02:20:07 am
i wish someone besides quizacle will grant my wish.
Post by: Quizzical on May 23, 2012, 02:21:30 am
I wish that I had more hawaiian flavored ice cream from Ted Drewes.
Post by: regen2k9 on May 23, 2012, 02:23:11 am
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
Post by: Quizzical on May 23, 2012, 02:25:29 am
I wish I had a pink narwhal that could fly.
Post by: regen2k9 on May 23, 2012, 02:33:20 am
I wish I could do parkour without getting hurt.
Post by: Absol on May 23, 2012, 02:42:58 am
I wish i'm not hungry.
Post by: Skysong on May 23, 2012, 03:55:39 pm
I wish I knew what I would wish for.
Edited to clarifiy what I meant.
Post by: esran on May 23, 2012, 07:54:21 pm
i wish to not be included in the aforementioned killing spree.
Post by: regen2k9 on May 23, 2012, 11:19:49 pm
I wish I had a giant zeppelin.
Post by: Skysong on May 24, 2012, 02:30:01 am
I wish for air.
Post by: yaladilae on May 24, 2012, 04:35:05 pm
i wish for being un-corrupted
Post by: Skysong on May 24, 2012, 07:27:22 pm
I wish I good find a good way to corrupt a wish.
Post by: esran on May 24, 2012, 11:40:01 pm
i wish that the twilight series didnt exist.
Post by: Absol on May 25, 2012, 12:18:43 am
I wish my head would stop hurting.
Post by: esran on May 25, 2012, 12:20:14 am
i wish someone would bring Absol back to life.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on May 25, 2012, 12:20:55 am
I wish someone would rate my song
Post by: esran on May 25, 2012, 01:20:30 am
i wish i wasnt adicted to forumn games.
Post by: Quizzical on May 25, 2012, 12:19:34 pm
I wish I had some girl scout cookies; Samoas
Post by: Skysong on May 25, 2012, 05:29:12 pm
I wish I had a tame pet dragon.
Post by: esran on May 25, 2012, 11:05:35 pm
i wish i was a panda.
Post by: Annele on May 25, 2012, 11:40:26 pm
I wish.
Post by: haydenshark on May 25, 2012, 11:43:02 pm
i wish i could stop time as i please also continue time as i please
Post by: justaburd on May 25, 2012, 11:46:15 pm
I wish for something awesome.
Post by: Lemonsown on May 25, 2012, 11:47:12 pm
I wish for time to rewind and Barcelona FC to win Champions League
Post by: Skysong on May 26, 2012, 05:01:04 pm
I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.
Post by: esran on May 28, 2012, 01:47:50 am
i wish that i wished for something more useful.
Post by: Quizzical on May 28, 2012, 02:23:29 am
I wish for the Kongregate PvP Tournament #2 to be more successful than #1
Post by: esran on May 28, 2012, 04:48:52 am
i wish for dream team to win kongregate turney 1.
Post by: bobknows on May 29, 2012, 12:54:13 pm
I wish i had a never melting popsicle
Post by: yaladilae on May 29, 2012, 02:26:48 pm
I wish for :aether :air :darkness :death :earth :entropy :fire :gravity :life :light :time :water
Post by: Skysong on May 29, 2012, 03:12:28 pm
I wish fo another wish.
Post by: Cannibal7 on May 29, 2012, 03:25:15 pm
I wish to win the Begginers League
Post by: yaladilae on May 29, 2012, 03:38:18 pm
i wish for :electrum :electrum :electrum :electrum :electrum :electrum :electrum :electrum :electrum :electrum :electrum :electrum :electrum :electrum :electrum :electrum :electrum
Post by: AP579 on May 30, 2012, 05:34:34 am
I wish for 35 cents in gold. Physically.
Post by: yaladilae on May 30, 2012, 12:09:55 pm
I wish for a solar power torch
Post by: Cannibal7 on May 30, 2012, 12:16:06 pm
I wish for a Nymph win everyday from oracle
Post by: yaladilae on May 30, 2012, 12:45:31 pm
i wish i know what i want to wish for
Post by: esran on May 30, 2012, 05:42:10 pm
i wish to marry the RNG with the oracle as first lady and chuck noris as my best man.
Post by: Skysong on May 31, 2012, 02:32:21 am
I wish you would die.
Post by: esran on May 31, 2012, 02:40:18 am
i wish i had superpowers that are not harmful to myself or others.
Post by: AP579 on May 31, 2012, 03:26:46 am
I wish that all universes would continue in the course of time precisely as they would have before if this wish had never been made, unless the destruction or desolation of the earth might occur, at which point that this wish would be immediately transformed into delaying any destruction or desolation for two cubed times ten times ten times ten years.
Post by: Drake_XIV on May 31, 2012, 04:40:54 am
I wish I never returned to this thread.
Post by: FlareGlutox on May 31, 2012, 08:05:19 am
I wish this thread wasn't that long.
Post by: Skysong on May 31, 2012, 03:24:23 pm
I wish I had a fish.
Post by: Cannibal7 on May 31, 2012, 03:29:04 pm
I wish i could win Ralouf more often
Post by: yaladilae on May 31, 2012, 04:14:53 pm
I wish you could understand what i said
Post by: Skysong on June 01, 2012, 02:49:02 am
I wish people were only half as stupid as they seem.
Post by: AP579 on June 01, 2012, 03:20:33 am
I wish that I had 6 :aether quantum in real life.
Post by: justaburd on June 01, 2012, 03:23:22 am
I wish for some cotton candy.
Post by: Skysong on June 01, 2012, 03:51:06 pm
I wish for Algebra to be easier...
Post by: Jenkar on June 01, 2012, 04:40:50 pm
I wish for a flower.
Post by: Opsinis on June 01, 2012, 06:45:41 pm
I wish for some snow.
Post by: AP579 on June 01, 2012, 10:25:19 pm
I wish I could see only the color turquoise.
Post by: esran on June 02, 2012, 06:35:55 pm
i wish i didnt make so many spelling mistakes.
Post by: AP579 on June 02, 2012, 07:32:30 pm
I wish that everyone in the world was nice.
Post by: FlareGlutox on June 02, 2012, 09:43:02 pm
I wish for the ability to recover from and heal back injuries in less than 1 second.
Post by: Skysong on June 03, 2012, 01:17:20 am
I wish that people would grant wishes as they were intended
Post by: esran on June 03, 2012, 05:38:46 pm
i wish i wished to wish that i wished to wish.
Post by: FlareGlutox on June 03, 2012, 06:41:13 pm
I wish to have a split personality.
Post by: Skysong on June 04, 2012, 12:51:35 am
I wish that people stopped granted wishes with a morbid twist.
Post by: Absol on June 04, 2012, 12:58:17 am
I wish for world peace, in a positive way.
Post by: esran on June 04, 2012, 11:33:01 pm
i wish for a dictionary.
Post by: DoubleCapitals on June 05, 2012, 12:15:52 am
I wish for cooked fish.
Post by: Skysong on June 05, 2012, 02:57:13 am
I wish for a pizza.
Post by: esran on June 06, 2012, 08:04:50 pm
i wish for eternal darkness and death to lague the universe, killing all inhabitants and bringing about entropy.
Post by: Nepycros on June 08, 2012, 02:18:11 am
I wish for my book to be published and be a successful hit.
Post by: AP579 on June 08, 2012, 02:45:47 am
I wish for a nerf gun.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on June 08, 2012, 02:51:52 am
I wish for a nymph from the oracle.
Post by: DoubleCapitals on June 08, 2012, 03:30:27 am
I wish i ate the cooked fish.
Post by: esran on June 09, 2012, 12:50:44 am
i wish i didnt have to see you eating all that throwup.
Post by: eaglgenes101 on June 09, 2012, 01:24:33 am
I wish people didn't throw up.
Post by: esran on June 09, 2012, 10:29:39 pm
i wish i didnt throw up all over skysong.
edit: i wish someone would currupt my wish :(
Post by: deluxeloy on June 21, 2012, 10:41:34 am
I wish for a good grade in my final French test tomorrow.
Post by: justaburd on June 21, 2012, 10:46:04 am
I wish for no more mosquitos.
Post by: Cannibal7 on June 21, 2012, 10:47:14 am
I wish i could finish top 5 from top in BL
Post by: Cheesy111 on June 21, 2012, 10:50:17 am
Granted. You are surrounded by a hoard of poisonus african wasps now
I wish i could finish top 5 from top in BL
Granted. All of your losses and some of your wins are invalidated, leaving you with less than 30 games. You receive no prizes and are banned from the next season of leagues.
I wish that will's pants would be permanently attached to his body.
Post by: Cannibal7 on June 21, 2012, 11:32:07 am
Granted , they are made from transparent material so you can see all details in em without underwear.
I wish that will's pants would be permanently attached to his body.
I wish Greece wins Germany tomorrow at Euro 2012 football game
Post by: esran on June 21, 2012, 03:04:02 pm
edit: i forgot to wish lol.
Post by: AP579 on June 22, 2012, 02:02:40 am
I wish that Vivaldi hadn't composed so many concertos.
Post by: FlareGlutox on June 22, 2012, 04:04:19 pm
I wish for the ability to make good puns and to magically let shades appear in a way that I wear them on my face everytime I do so.
Post by: deluxeloy on June 23, 2012, 09:00:47 pm
Granted, but you fail all your other finals
I wish for no more mosquitos.
Heh. At the time of posting, I only had two tests left to go. one of which I could screw up without consequences :P
I did sorta ok BTW, but I don't think a 7- will crank up my average to the required amount.
MOVING ON....
Granted, everyone now has a terrible sense of humor and the shades melt in your face. Enjoy.
I wish for an eighth day in a week.
Post by: esran on June 24, 2012, 10:15:29 pm
i wish i had a slice of pie.
Post by: deluxeloy on June 25, 2012, 06:38:28 am
granted. that week is last week.
i wish i had a slice of pie.
Granted, it's maggot flavour.
I wish to get rid of my fear of heights.
Post by: vivimancer on June 25, 2012, 06:46:31 am
Granted, it's maggot flavour.
I wish to get rid of my fear of heights.
You master you fear of heights by skydiving, the amazing thrill of freefall is tempered by your parachute not opening.
You are dead.
I wish to be happy.
Post by: Drake_XIV on June 26, 2012, 08:44:00 pm
I wish I would just stay away from this thread.
Post by: esran on June 26, 2012, 08:46:00 pm
i wish that i was a zombie.
Post by: Drake_XIV on June 26, 2012, 08:48:08 pm
I wish I could draw better than I can now.
Post by: vivimancer on June 26, 2012, 11:37:23 pm
your drawings are considered a work of genius .
Unfortunatley you become depressed with your work and and are unable to ever pick up a pen ever again,
you die sad and lonely.
Post by: Drake_XIV on June 26, 2012, 11:42:27 pm
I wish for pancakes.
Post by: esran on June 27, 2012, 12:49:21 am
i wish i wasn't more obsessed with the forumn then i am with the game.
Post by: Drake_XIV on June 27, 2012, 02:44:52 am
I wish I had a left leg.
Post by: esran on June 27, 2012, 02:49:49 am
i wish i didnt squander my wish on something as stupid as this.
Post by: Drake_XIV on June 27, 2012, 02:53:51 am
I wish that esran would not wish next.
Post by: esran on June 27, 2012, 02:55:34 am
edit: i wish i had more reputation.
Post by: Drake_XIV on June 27, 2012, 02:56:59 am
I wish I spent less time on Forum Games.
Post by: FlareGlutox on June 27, 2012, 09:17:05 am
I wish to be feared of this thread, so I don't come back again.
Post by: esran on June 27, 2012, 04:22:51 pm
i wish i could win zombie survival.
edit:isnt that how you win zombie survival? how is that currupted?
Post by: Drake_XIV on June 27, 2012, 04:24:23 pm
I wish FlareGlutox didn't come back.
Post by: FlareGlutox on June 27, 2012, 07:02:27 pm
This leaves you with a second of clear view, where you realise that you are insane. After that your insanity takes over again and you start to think up imaginary users named FlareGlutox again.
I wish Drake_XIV would have resisted the urge to revisit this thread. (didn't want to use the same wording as him)
Post by: Drake_XIV on June 27, 2012, 10:28:19 pm
I wish FlareGlutox and I were not the top posters in this thread.
Post by: esran on June 27, 2012, 10:35:08 pm
i wish i had more ideas for wishes so i could become the top poster.
Post by: Drake_XIV on June 27, 2012, 10:36:41 pm
Granted, but you have become obsessed with this thread and never leave. Also, your post count doesn't go up at all.
I wish there was some sort of pill I could take to break these bad habits. [+Rep if you can name the song I'm *kind of* quoting]
Post by: esran on June 27, 2012, 10:38:47 pm
i wish i didnt have to use google to figure that out.
Post by: Drake_XIV on June 27, 2012, 10:39:53 pm
I wish Casey would release Act IV already.
Post by: esran on June 27, 2012, 10:41:37 pm
i wish we werent on the forumn at the same time.
Post by: Drake_XIV on June 27, 2012, 10:42:50 pm
I wish I don't get mugged while camping outside the convention center.
Post by: esran on June 27, 2012, 10:43:55 pm
i wish drake wasnt dead.
Post by: Drake_XIV on June 27, 2012, 10:48:27 pm
I wish I knew how to sate my hunger for brains and whatnot.
Post by: esran on June 27, 2012, 10:56:21 pm
i wish i could hide from drake.
Post by: Drake_XIV on June 27, 2012, 11:06:03 pm
I wish that she didn't have to go to Chicago...
Post by: esran on June 28, 2012, 06:36:29 am
i wish you wouldnt keep quoting songs.
Post by: bobknows on June 28, 2012, 12:41:37 pm
I wish i knew what half of these wishes mean.
Post by: esran on June 28, 2012, 02:28:07 pm
i wish someone would quote me.
Post by: FlareGlutox on June 28, 2012, 02:31:36 pm
,Granted.
I wish for more responsible punctuation throughout the world.
Post by: bobknows on June 29, 2012, 12:20:29 am
I wish i wasnt dead anymore
Post by: esran on June 29, 2012, 03:01:37 am
i wish i wasnt trapped in this box.
Post by: vivimancer on June 29, 2012, 03:21:37 am
I wish american football was renamed hand egg
Post by: deluxeloy on June 29, 2012, 05:33:44 pm
I wish for these words to be remembered by humanity for a thousand years.
Post by: Drake_XIV on June 30, 2012, 04:55:37 am
i wish you wouldnt keep quoting songs.I wasn't quoting a song...
Granted, but everyone dies off and are replaced by alien androids. Thus rendering their memories useless.
I wish people would recognize me cosplaying as Jintan.
Post by: bobknows on June 30, 2012, 05:23:01 am
I wish the moon wasnt shining through my window
Post by: Drake_XIV on June 30, 2012, 06:06:12 am
I wish I had decided to take a better camera.
Post by: esran on June 30, 2012, 06:12:48 pm
i wish i was omnicient.
Post by: AP579 on June 30, 2012, 08:49:04 pm
I wish minesweeper didn't force me to guess so much.
Post by: FlareGlutox on June 30, 2012, 10:08:38 pm
I wish for awesome shades.
Post by: esran on July 01, 2012, 12:41:34 am
i wish everyone new how awesome those shades i stole were.
Post by: AP579 on July 01, 2012, 05:32:41 am
I wish I had a portable piano in my pocket.
Post by: vivimancer on July 04, 2012, 03:03:59 pm
I wish the oracle would give me a fire nymph
Post by: esran on July 04, 2012, 09:14:25 pm
i wish i wasnt so hungry.
Post by: AP579 on July 04, 2012, 09:36:14 pm
I wish I didn't hate the number 16 so much.
Post by: vivimancer on July 04, 2012, 10:00:08 pm
i wish for a million dollars
Post by: DoubleCapitals on July 05, 2012, 12:05:26 am
I wish i never and will never throw up.
Post by: vivimancer on July 05, 2012, 05:27:31 am
i wish for cake
Post by: bobknows on July 06, 2012, 04:46:11 am
I wish i could bribe the oracle.
Post by: Drake_XIV on July 06, 2012, 04:46:54 am
I wish I'd get any in-game Nymph today.
Post by: bobknows on July 06, 2012, 04:52:18 am
I wishi had a longer attention span.
Post by: Drake_XIV on July 06, 2012, 04:53:47 am
I wish I had an attention span.
Post by: vivimancer on July 06, 2012, 01:39:23 pm
Unfortunately you completely forget everything else and die of dehydration
I still wish for a fire nymph
Post by: AP579 on July 06, 2012, 06:32:57 pm
I wish to be an adrenaline junkie.
Post by: esran on July 06, 2012, 06:36:15 pm
i wish i could beat dungeon crawl soup.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on July 07, 2012, 12:20:52 am
I wish for 6 copies of every Elements card on my account on a computer that will never malfunction.
Post by: bobknows on July 07, 2012, 03:38:34 am
I wish I didnt have to wake up tomorrow.
Post by: vivimancer on July 08, 2012, 11:46:08 pm
I wish for a small fish with a big personality
Post by: thispersonisagenius on July 10, 2012, 09:50:03 pm
I wish that it was impossible to corrupt any of my wishes any more.
Post by: bobknows on July 11, 2012, 01:57:20 am
I wish days where an hour longer but nights were the same length.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on July 11, 2012, 03:46:36 pm
I wish that I had a pound of unpoisoned, unadulterated cheddar cheese.
Post by: vivimancer on July 11, 2012, 07:28:12 pm
i wish to dress like a rock star
Post by: thispersonisagenius on July 11, 2012, 07:34:08 pm
Granted. Your insufferably annoying third cousin Eugene (whose costume is 3 sizes too small) allows you to borrow his rock star costume that he wore to a Halloween party a year ago in which he was vomited on by another one of your insufferably annoying third cousins, Eugenia. This causes you to be unable to breath, thereby causing you to choke violently until you die of asphyxiation. Your death results in the laughter of both Eugene and Eugenia, who continue to haunt your life in hell until you beg for mercy, which is not granted since you did not wish for it. :)
I wish for a pet/wife/girlfriend (and the means to keep them).
Post by: bobknows on July 11, 2012, 09:54:14 pm
I wish i could wish for more wishes.
Post by: regen2k9 on July 12, 2012, 03:10:39 am
I wish I had a hoverboard.
Post by: esran on July 12, 2012, 03:13:38 am
i wish i knew how to use my cool new hovercar.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on July 12, 2012, 12:02:51 pm
I wish for off-the-charts intelligence.
Post by: yee on July 12, 2012, 12:11:54 pm
I wish to have a happy life.
Post by: esran on July 13, 2012, 02:33:54 am
i wish i could be a wizard
Post by: vivimancer on July 13, 2012, 04:07:31 pm
I wish I had a bathrom I could play baseball in
Post by: FlareGlutox on July 13, 2012, 04:23:00 pm
I wish to grow flames instead of hair and have fire resistant skin.
Post by: hell7fire1 on July 13, 2012, 04:26:54 pm
I wish my internet connection was more stable.
Post by: yee on July 13, 2012, 05:16:35 pm
I wish for a box.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on July 13, 2012, 07:26:57 pm
I wish for the perfect amount of free healthy, PURE food.
Post by: Dm on July 14, 2012, 02:18:30 am
You now have a 1 cubic inch box of air from which to breath for the rest of your life.
I wish for the perfect amount of free healthy, PURE food.
Granted. You're going to die from starvation until we find that, though.
I wish that people would stop shooting fireworks on my street. It's driving me mad.
Post by: vivimancer on July 14, 2012, 06:21:39 am
I wish for a credit card that got no limit
Post by: thispersonisagenius on July 14, 2012, 12:27:16 pm
I wish I could turn anything into anything else.
Post by: hell7fire1 on July 14, 2012, 12:34:46 pm
i wish the oracle gave me a full set of nymphs for free.
Post by: yee on July 14, 2012, 01:27:18 pm
I wish to have a cardboard box.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on July 14, 2012, 01:45:30 pm
I wish I was omnicient.
Post by: hell7fire1 on July 14, 2012, 01:49:52 pm
I wish no one could corrupt this wish.
Post by: bobknows on July 14, 2012, 09:36:54 pm
I wish I knew how to build a time machine out of a delorian.
Post by: esran on July 14, 2012, 09:58:37 pm
i wish i had a delorian
Post by: bobknows on July 15, 2012, 03:21:58 am
I wish i had some plutonium to fuel the delorian.
Post by: esran on July 15, 2012, 05:20:05 am
i wish i was a pirate.
Post by: yee on July 15, 2012, 11:40:54 am
I wish the rain stopped (it has been raining for 3 days :'()
Post by: thispersonisagenius on July 15, 2012, 07:53:51 pm
I wish I possessed everything in the world.
Post by: Absol on July 15, 2012, 08:03:46 pm
Hey, you did wish you possess everything, right? Cheer up! At the very least i granted that.
As for me, i will wish for just a peaceful life.
Post by: Dm on July 15, 2012, 10:04:15 pm
Granted. Your mind now possess those countless people and animals. In doing so, you have strained your consciousness, therefore losing it. Well, i wouldn't say you're "dead", since you never "died properly", but... yeah.
Hey, you did wish you possess everything, right? Cheer up! At the very least i granted that.
As for me, i will wish for just a peaceful life.
Granted. But first you must live until you're 80 years old living a life of regrets, fear, and whatever is negative to peaceful. Torments. Whatever. Then you live one year of your life in peace.
I wish that I could have thought of something better to corrupt absol's wish.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on July 15, 2012, 10:21:51 pm
I wish that no living thing hated me.
Post by: FlareGlutox on July 15, 2012, 10:30:46 pm
I wish my body was zombie-proof.
Post by: Dm on July 15, 2012, 10:34:28 pm
Granted, but now there are lots of undeads, who hate you and are after you brain.
I wish my body was zombie-proof.
Granted. Zombie apocalypse stops, and meteor apocalypse comes in.
I wish I had shelter for the meteor apocalypse.
Post by: yee on July 16, 2012, 03:12:54 pm
I wish to be crushed between 2 planets colliding.
Post by: Absol on July 16, 2012, 05:15:28 pm
I wish my life from now on will be peaceful.
Post by: esran on July 16, 2012, 06:27:56 pm
i wish absol was still alive.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on July 16, 2012, 06:31:04 pm
I wish people didn't think I was cullen
Post by: vivimancer on July 16, 2012, 07:06:33 pm
I wish to be a mighty wizard, then fall and become a lich
Post by: esran on July 17, 2012, 01:28:28 am
i wish i was a panda.
Post by: Absol on July 17, 2012, 01:30:35 am
I wish i've always had a peaceful life.
Post by: AP579 on July 17, 2012, 02:33:34 am
I wish my summer wasn't so boring.
Post by: McSod on July 17, 2012, 05:15:29 am
I wish we could just get beyond Thunder dome.
<.<
Post by: vivimancer on July 17, 2012, 11:51:44 pm
i wish i was a rock star
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on July 19, 2012, 05:20:48 am
I wish I had instosis
Post by: vivimancer on July 20, 2012, 01:01:07 pm
Granted, enjoy your OD
I wish I had instosis
the Wish fairy mis-hears you and you now have chronic halitosis,
you die forever alone
i wish for a ton of feathers
Post by: Zaisha68 on July 20, 2012, 06:10:26 pm
I wish to hear no more poor music.
Post by: AP579 on July 21, 2012, 04:41:12 am
I wish I had the intellect of Professor Layton.
Post by: Cannibal7 on July 21, 2012, 06:26:08 am
I Wish i could reach 200posts before trials start
Post by: yee on July 21, 2012, 12:13:37 pm
I wish for a happy ending.
Post by: Aves on July 21, 2012, 03:53:09 pm
I wish all the newbs' posts had meaning and thought instead of spam.
Post by: Absol on July 21, 2012, 04:16:38 pm
Pretty cool, huh?
I wish i can win a weekly tournament. Any tourney will do.
Post by: dylanslagle on July 21, 2012, 04:45:58 pm
i wish i could beat a fg
Post by: bobknows on July 22, 2012, 03:57:31 am
I wish tournaments were at better times for me.
Post by: vivimancer on July 23, 2012, 03:08:31 am
I wish for this wish not to be red herring
Post by: bobknows on July 23, 2012, 05:33:39 pm
I wish vivimancer would cut down an oak tree with his new vermillion herring.
Post by: vivimancer on July 24, 2012, 03:33:21 pm
i wish to cut down a oak tree with mind bullets
Post by: dylanslagle on July 25, 2012, 04:20:36 am
i wish could have whatever i want
Post by: vivimancer on July 25, 2012, 05:46:27 am
I wish for a second shrubbery
Post by: McSod on July 25, 2012, 07:19:10 am
Oh, I wish I wish, I hadn't killed that fish...
Post by: bobknows on July 26, 2012, 01:26:48 am
I wish rhymes wouldn't make my head hurt.
Post by: kimham8a on July 26, 2012, 04:00:37 am
I wish for a troll.
Post by: FlareGlutox on July 26, 2012, 10:56:24 am
I wish for more subtleness.
Post by: Absol on July 26, 2012, 11:37:31 am
Either way, why look the answer here? It may or may not be here. Decide yourself.
I may wish or may not wish for something. What did i wish for, and will it be granted?
Post by: SpineApple on July 26, 2012, 01:15:47 pm
Is it granted, or is it not granted?Granted. You wish you knew what wish you would wish for before you wished your wish of someone stating the wish you wish you wished for. The wish in return wishes it wasn't wished for wishing it was another wish being wished by another person wishing something the wish would accept the wish of.
Either way, why look the answer here? It may or may not be here. Decide yourself.
I may wish or may not wish for something. What did i wish for, and will it be granted?
I wish someone actually got what I said.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on August 06, 2012, 01:57:20 am
I wish I had Legit cake that Legit wouldn't eat.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 06, 2012, 02:02:03 am
I wish for electrokinesis.
Post by: Drake_XIV on August 06, 2012, 03:37:36 am
I wish for inspiration.
Post by: esran on August 06, 2012, 07:17:05 am
dwarf Drake_XIV has been possesed!
he needs a craftsdwarfworkshop.
he cant find one.
Drake_XIV has been stricken with melencholy!
Drake_XIV has died of thirst.
i wish i wasnt addicted to dwarf fortress.
Post by: yee on August 06, 2012, 12:23:24 pm
I wish to change the name of this game.
Post by: Drake_XIV on August 06, 2012, 03:14:18 pm
I wish I hadn't posted so much on this thread...
Post by: Opsinis on August 06, 2012, 03:30:36 pm
I wish to see Water win War #6.
Post by: Drake_XIV on August 06, 2012, 03:33:00 pm
I wish I had time to take part in next War.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 07, 2012, 12:48:06 am
I wish that I can corrupt the replier's wish.
Post by: Opsinis on August 07, 2012, 02:00:22 am
I wish for a decent meal.
Post by: Zam888 on August 07, 2012, 02:06:48 am
I wish I could sleep in until noon tomorrow.
Post by: Drake_XIV on August 07, 2012, 02:31:28 am
I wish I could stick to one writing project at a time.
Post by: Zam888 on August 07, 2012, 03:20:43 am
I wish I wasn't using Safari as my browser.
Post by: Drake_XIV on August 07, 2012, 03:21:44 am
I wish my tablet would come in already.
Post by: esran on August 07, 2012, 04:17:47 am
i wish i was a mime
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 07, 2012, 04:23:24 am
I wish I was dead.
Post by: Drake_XIV on August 07, 2012, 05:03:34 am
I wish furballdn wasn't so tsun.
Post by: yee on August 07, 2012, 05:40:31 pm
I wish I could greate a deck that never loses to anybody.
Post by: Opsinis on August 07, 2012, 05:45:25 pm
I wish to be Arsenic (the actual element) tolerant.
Post by: Zam888 on August 07, 2012, 08:24:41 pm
I wish I was a dinosaur.
Post by: Drake_XIV on August 07, 2012, 09:47:16 pm
I wish for idiocy to disappear.
Post by: Zam888 on August 07, 2012, 09:50:13 pm
I wish the normal sky was a completely different color than blue.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on August 07, 2012, 10:47:20 pm
I wish I had motivation to accomplish everything I have to do and more.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 08, 2012, 01:29:43 am
Granted, but it only lasts a Planck Time.
I wish I have a cookie.
Post by: McSod on August 08, 2012, 01:34:23 am
I wish lawn sprinklers dispensed beer.
Post by: AP579 on August 08, 2012, 05:59:03 am
I wish people would take the absolute value of their like of math. (like being the positive direction, dislike negative)
Post by: bobknows on August 08, 2012, 08:00:10 pm
I wish i could wish for more wishes.
Post by: AP579 on August 09, 2012, 02:59:01 am
I wish that 5 would be an even number.
Post by: esran on August 09, 2012, 06:01:13 am
i wish 5 was odd.
Post by: bobknows on August 09, 2012, 12:49:45 pm
I wish 2+2=5.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 09, 2012, 12:58:56 pm
1. Fart
2. Poo
3. Therefore 2 + 2 = 5 QED.
I wish I was nobody.
Post by: Zam888 on August 09, 2012, 10:10:06 pm
I wish ostriches could fly.
Post by: McSod on August 09, 2012, 10:15:38 pm
I wish my imagination was slightly less over-the-top. :p
Post by: vivimancer on August 10, 2012, 12:40:39 am
I wish pinapple would stop PM'ing me :D
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 10, 2012, 12:45:02 am
I wish I was an idiot.
Post by: vivimancer on August 10, 2012, 12:52:59 am
I wish to be anonymous
Post by: Drake_XIV on August 10, 2012, 05:50:36 am
I wish that my 3DS supported Flash.
Post by: Opsinis on August 10, 2012, 05:53:31 am
I wish I didn't have to sleep for 8 hours.
Post by: Drake_XIV on August 10, 2012, 05:54:58 am
I wish all Shards are removed.
Post by: Opsinis on August 10, 2012, 06:38:52 am
I wish this wishing didn't have to be so difficult.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 10, 2012, 06:49:14 am
I wish I was a human.
Post by: vivimancer on August 10, 2012, 06:52:19 am
I wish I had not seen 4chan
Post by: SpineApple on August 10, 2012, 11:22:37 am
I wish for a new graphics card.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on August 10, 2012, 12:31:33 pm
I wish I could finish reading Guns, Germs and Steel for school.
Post by: SpineApple on August 10, 2012, 01:42:58 pm
I wish for 20 inches.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 10, 2012, 01:48:23 pm
I wish I have great computer art skills.
Post by: SpineApple on August 10, 2012, 01:56:25 pm
I wish elements wouldn't give me an error when I searched "Corrupt a wish".
Post by: justaburd on August 12, 2012, 03:15:06 pm
I wish for a fox.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on August 12, 2012, 03:22:18 pm
I wish that I was the MVP of the 2020 USA Olympic basketball team.
Post by: yee on August 12, 2012, 04:37:20 pm
I wish for a bad apple.
Post by: Opsinis on August 12, 2012, 05:30:05 pm
I wish for 17 dollars.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on August 12, 2012, 06:16:11 pm
Granted, but USA basketball team didn't qualfy for Olympics in 2020.Unfortunately, they already did. :)
Granted. You now have 17 air dollars.
I wish I was 6' 2"
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 13, 2012, 03:57:34 am
I wish I can smile.
Post by: juan_de_diablo on August 13, 2012, 06:49:22 am
I wish for purpose.
Post by: McSod on August 13, 2012, 07:26:01 am
(http://www.kidcyber.com.au/IMAGES/porpoise.jpg)
I wish bad puns were funnier. ^
Post by: yee on August 13, 2012, 06:31:34 pm
I wish to be able to grant corrupt wishes.
Post by: Drake_XIV on August 13, 2012, 06:34:19 pm
I wish I had a higher self-esteem, no matter how small of an increment.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on August 13, 2012, 06:59:04 pm
I wish for a fully upgraded Wrecking Ball deck.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 13, 2012, 11:02:27 pm
I wish I am happy.
Post by: Skysong on August 14, 2012, 02:16:08 pm
I wish I knew what I missed...
Post by: yee on August 14, 2012, 04:01:15 pm
I wish I could run as fast as Usain Bolt.
Post by: Opsinis on August 14, 2012, 04:35:57 pm
I wish turtles have wings.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 15, 2012, 12:40:47 am
I wish I am an elemental.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on August 15, 2012, 01:07:08 am
I wish that everyone on Earth had perfect grammar.
Post by: Opsinis on August 15, 2012, 03:25:05 am
I wish people understand the first sentence.
Post by: McSod on August 15, 2012, 04:11:10 am
I wish spelling like that caused the writer physical pain.
Post by: SpineApple on August 15, 2012, 12:48:00 pm
I wish I had the last wish.
Post by: DoubleCapitals on August 15, 2012, 12:53:29 pm
I wish to be able to eat a fish that has not been vomited out by someone else and without choking on the bones.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 15, 2012, 01:06:12 pm
I wish I can fly and die.
Post by: Opsinis on August 15, 2012, 02:08:47 pm
I wish I had a pet Chilopod.
Post by: McSod on August 15, 2012, 04:45:32 pm
I
Typing before coffee-fail.
Post by: Skysong on August 16, 2012, 03:12:05 am
I wish for a book.
Post by: Opsinis on August 16, 2012, 03:30:32 am
I wish for a fish tank full of Jellyfish.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 16, 2012, 03:36:49 am
I wish I was devoured by an Otyugh.
Post by: yee on August 16, 2012, 03:42:25 pm
I wish I could play Momentum on Immortal.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on August 16, 2012, 03:44:09 pm
I wish I was good at creative deckbuilding.
Post by: Absol on August 16, 2012, 03:47:25 pm
I wish shards were nerfed.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on August 16, 2012, 03:49:32 pm
I wish I won this weekend's tournament, and many more in the future.
Post by: yee on August 16, 2012, 03:52:36 pm
I wish I had all the cards needed to play all the fun decks in foorums.
Post by: Opsinis on August 16, 2012, 04:22:06 pm
I wish for Brawl to begin yesterday.
Post by: bobknows on August 17, 2012, 02:59:54 am
I wish I could find my choir t-shirt.
Post by: vivimancer on August 20, 2012, 12:35:17 am
Every-one laughs at your pink T-shirt,
I wish people would stop PM'ing me
Post by: McSod on August 20, 2012, 01:30:15 am
I wish I had more instruments.
Post by: BumbleSting on August 20, 2012, 02:38:45 am
I wish for a living baby panda.
Post by: mesaprotector on August 20, 2012, 03:47:50 am
I wish were happily in a relationship.
Post by: Coffeeditto on August 20, 2012, 03:49:57 am
I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
Post by: ItzSean on August 20, 2012, 03:53:11 am
I wish I could get some Vampire Stilletos for a vampiric crusaders deck.
Post by: Coffeeditto on August 20, 2012, 06:27:29 am
I wish I could wish I could wish for a pony.
Post by: DoubleCapitals on August 20, 2012, 06:30:46 am
granted since you only wished you could wish for a pony you get -that wish but no pony for u nevertheless :D
i wish i became famous (in a good way).
Post by: ItzSean on August 20, 2012, 11:57:00 am
I wish for something good to eat. Im so hungry..
Post by: bobknows on August 20, 2012, 03:21:53 pm
I wish i had more time before school started.
Post by: mesaprotector on August 20, 2012, 03:41:10 pm
I wish everyone would decide to just get along.
Post by: justaburd on August 20, 2012, 03:44:08 pm
I wish for a second moon.
Post by: Coffeeditto on August 20, 2012, 03:52:05 pm
I wish I could sleep more, for less than 10 hours but more than 7.
Post by: ItzSean on August 20, 2012, 10:46:40 pm
Granted. You can sleep for 7 hours and 1 second now.
I wish that Coffee's comment didnt want to make me play Majora's Mask even more so than I already do. Why, Coffee, WHYY.
Post by: Skysong on August 21, 2012, 02:58:01 am
I wish for a wish.
Post by: SpineApple on August 21, 2012, 03:31:09 pm
Granted. But it's antimattered. You are now able to divide by zero.
I wish for anti-spoilers to be more fun than they really are.
Post by: mesaprotector on August 26, 2012, 04:38:30 am
I wish for toast.
Post by: Coffeeditto on August 26, 2012, 05:19:42 am
I wish I could find a girlfriend who's not stalker and I don't break up with. :s
Post by: yee on August 26, 2012, 01:08:03 pm
I wish for a party.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 26, 2012, 02:15:24 pm
I wish that I can wish.
Post by: Absol on August 26, 2012, 02:34:11 pm
I wish i don't have to corrupt wish here.
Post by: Coffeeditto on August 26, 2012, 06:05:19 pm
I wish I could get up at 6:45 am.
Post by: mesaprotector on August 27, 2012, 04:18:44 am
I wish the books I have to read for homework weren't so boring.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 27, 2012, 06:02:02 am
I wish I have a card.
Post by: Coffeeditto on August 27, 2012, 08:38:54 am
I wish that I was even more happy right now and that I could have a chocolate glazed donut.
Post by: shinyarceus4 on August 28, 2012, 10:59:42 pm
I wish Elements were a real-life trading card game.
Post by: Coffeeditto on August 29, 2012, 02:17:11 am
I wish for the cake not to be a lie.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 29, 2012, 06:07:56 am
I wish that this statement is false.
Post by: Coffeeditto on August 29, 2012, 09:29:56 am
I wish I'd stop posting in this thread. For now.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 29, 2012, 11:35:20 am
I wish I were banned from this forum.
Post by: Absol on August 29, 2012, 11:21:31 pm
I wish i don't have to wish.
Post by: Coffeeditto on August 30, 2012, 01:42:00 am
I wish :gravity was replaced with :underworld
Post by: thispersonisagenius on August 30, 2012, 01:44:21 am
I wish that I could do well on my World History test tomorrow.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 30, 2012, 02:20:59 am
I wish what I wish is true.
Post by: bobknows on August 30, 2012, 03:42:11 am
I wish I wasnt wasting time here
Post by: eaglgenes101 on August 30, 2012, 05:17:31 am
I wish I could sleep for 8 hours. Exactly. Every night.
Post by: Coffeeditto on August 30, 2012, 11:10:46 am
I wish that I could finish my story.
Post by: yee on August 30, 2012, 01:23:18 pm
I wish to be a good ghost.
Post by: Skysong on September 01, 2012, 02:55:53 am
I wish someone states a funny wish after this post.
Post by: ItzSean on September 01, 2012, 02:59:57 am
I wish I was able to have the will to manage my money better.
Post by: Skysong on September 01, 2012, 03:03:08 am
I wish
for nothing
Post by: RavingRabbid on September 01, 2012, 08:31:23 am
I wish for more irc functionalities.
Post by: Coffeeditto on September 01, 2012, 12:02:02 pm
I wish to not die in mafia.
Post by: Absol on September 01, 2012, 12:26:17 pm
I wish i would eat less and still alive.
Post by: Coffeeditto on September 01, 2012, 12:39:06 pm
I wish that I could stop making references.
Post by: Absol on September 01, 2012, 12:43:45 pm
Granted, it become full shout-out instead of just reference.
I wish to return back to human, but still alive. And NOT that Still Alive.
Post by: Coffeeditto on September 01, 2012, 12:57:51 pm
I wish that Jeff The Killer ate my shorts.
Post by: Drake_XIV on September 01, 2012, 06:21:13 pm
I wish my classes did not assign homework.
Post by: Coffeeditto on September 01, 2012, 06:25:55 pm
I wish that Drake lived in the U-Essay.
Post by: Drake_XIV on September 01, 2012, 06:31:57 pm
I wish [C] were real.
Post by: blueberrymania on September 08, 2012, 04:18:17 pm
So THIS is where JNF gets all its games!
I wish that I got the remaining aether pendulums for my frOTKal.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on September 17, 2012, 12:29:49 pm
I wish I win every spin from FG.
Post by: blueberrymania on September 17, 2012, 12:41:23 pm
I wish I wasn't sick right now.
Post by: yee on September 17, 2012, 09:08:13 pm
I wish to be a good artist.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on September 17, 2012, 11:41:06 pm
Granted, but you get sick again in 42 sec and stay like that till you die. Enjoy your remaining 41 sec of perfect health.Granted. Congrats! You are now a good artist... for the next 10 seconds. That's what you get for screwing blueberrymania over.
I wish to be a good artist.
I wish that I was more focused and didn't keep getting distracted with useless things.
Post by: blueberrymania on September 17, 2012, 11:50:14 pm
I wish I possessed all the smilies in the world.
Post by: choongmyoung on September 18, 2012, 12:04:09 am
I wish I control the power of the 12 elements.
Post by: blueberrymania on September 18, 2012, 12:06:31 am
I wish I wasn't hungry.
Post by: yee on September 18, 2012, 12:12:04 pm
I wish I owned Phase shield in real life.
Post by: hyperion81 on September 18, 2012, 12:56:39 pm
I wish I had functional wings on my back.
Post by: Absol on September 18, 2012, 01:11:36 pm
I wish i own a potato chips company.
Post by: Coffeeditto on September 18, 2012, 04:50:47 pm
I wish to wish for a wish with a wish when a wish is made by a wish which is granted by the Deku Tree.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on September 18, 2012, 08:27:00 pm
I wish that I had less homework and could get more sleep.
Post by: Coffeeditto on September 19, 2012, 01:19:01 am
I wish to... I wish to use the art of alliteration in any accusation I appeal at.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on September 19, 2012, 01:24:16 am
I wish that I was the Master of Aether.
Post by: Coffeeditto on September 19, 2012, 01:31:44 am
I wish to wish for this wish to be a wish if a wish is a wish when a wish is granted with a wish.
Post by: hyperion81 on September 19, 2012, 01:37:32 am
I wish my wallet would refill itself overnight with 100 euro notes.
Post by: bobknows on September 19, 2012, 03:47:39 am
I wish I had more time for elements without losing time from any other activity.
Post by: blueberrymania on September 19, 2012, 12:30:19 pm
I wish I was master of entropy.
Post by: yee on September 19, 2012, 01:25:42 pm
I wish I had more time to do things I like.
Post by: Opsinis on September 21, 2012, 01:00:56 am
I wish for Taken 2 to not be terrible.
Post by: blueberrymania on September 21, 2012, 01:32:35 am
I wish Big Rigs wasn't awful.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on September 21, 2012, 01:11:32 pm
Granted. Now its so bad that its in the same category as Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.Granted. Now it's a very cool game, but it costs like 1,000,000 dollars.
I wish Big Rigs wasn't awful.
I wish for a new deck, a good one.
Post by: Atom_heart on September 21, 2012, 01:38:15 pm
I wish to be the only one with this avatar (just kidding). I wish to have the chance to go surfing every day.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on September 21, 2012, 03:43:30 pm
Granted. Your deck will never meet the restrictions for PvP events.Granted. You are now forced to surf 24/24 hours every day.
I wish to be the only one with this avatar (just kidding). I wish to have the chance to go surfing every day.
I wish for more score at Elements.
Post by: yee on September 21, 2012, 08:39:06 pm
I wish to own a library that has coppy of every book in the world.
Post by: thispersonisagenius on September 21, 2012, 09:03:58 pm
I wish that my classes didn't assign homework at all.
Post by: yee on September 22, 2012, 12:57:01 pm
I wish to have powers of god.
Post by: blueberrymania on September 22, 2012, 01:17:06 pm
I wish to not be sick (again!)
Post by: iancudorinmarian on September 22, 2012, 01:55:31 pm
I wish I'd be 8)
Post by: yee on September 24, 2012, 09:01:40 pm
I wish to eat pancakes.
Post by: blueberrymania on September 24, 2012, 09:20:05 pm
I wish gravity shield didn't exist.
Post by: Atom_heart on September 25, 2012, 02:29:21 pm
I wish I had all the time I want to play videogames.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on September 25, 2012, 03:00:46 pm
I wish Elements 1.32 would come alive tommorow.
Post by: yee on September 25, 2012, 03:03:34 pm
I wish that Zanz would come back.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on September 25, 2012, 03:07:38 pm
I wish for cacao.
Post by: yee on October 07, 2012, 02:18:07 pm
I wish for a cup of fresh milk.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on October 07, 2012, 06:24:05 pm
I wish for 200 posts.
Post by: blueberrymania on October 08, 2012, 01:28:06 am
I wish for cake.
Post by: blueberrymania on October 08, 2012, 01:28:58 am
Granted, but your account gets frozen for spamming.
I wish for cake.
Granted, but the cake is a lie.
I wish for aether to mysteriously disappear.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on October 08, 2012, 08:37:12 am
I wish that singularity could be oracle pet.
Post by: yee on October 09, 2012, 12:16:48 pm
I wish to be able to float.
Post by: kimham8a on October 11, 2012, 03:13:18 am
Granted, it is only pet you ever get.
I wish to be able to float.
Granted, but only in poop.
I wish I could amke my own forum game.
Post by: Drake_XIV on October 11, 2012, 06:28:37 am
Granted. It fails horribly and no one responds to it.
I wish someone could contend with my Corrupted Wishes count.
Post by: yee on October 11, 2012, 10:06:09 am
I wish that life would be more easy.
Post by: Drake_XIV on October 11, 2012, 10:19:10 am
I wish a TWEWY sequel was released.
Post by: yee on October 11, 2012, 08:47:41 pm
I wish the World end.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on October 12, 2012, 04:16:41 pm
I wish to be the king of the world.
Post by: kimham8a on October 13, 2012, 02:26:13 am
I wish I had a computer.
Post by: Arwulf on October 13, 2012, 08:29:03 pm
I wish children could just be patched or upgraded instead of you having to raise them and teach them stuff manually.
Post by: kimham8a on October 15, 2012, 01:35:43 am
Granted. Your computer gets stolen so instead of 'having' you now 'had a computer'.
I wish children could just be patched or upgraded instead of you having to raise them and teach them stuff manually.
Granted, but they are upgraded only to kill anyone not raised in this way, starting with you.
I wish people would make a one hundred post quote chain starting here.
Post by: Drake_XIV on October 15, 2012, 09:40:57 am
I wish we didn't wish for stupid things.
Post by: Joe21 on October 21, 2012, 04:42:19 pm
I wish that my wish could be corrupted
Post by: Arwulf on October 21, 2012, 07:37:20 pm
I wish recreational drugs would not have drawbacks or side-effects.
Post by: kimham8a on October 22, 2012, 02:40:52 am
I wish i had a bigger stick.
Post by: Opsinis on October 22, 2012, 03:07:32 am
I wish for some chai tea.
Post by: Drake_XIV on October 22, 2012, 03:09:55 am
Granted but it weighs too much and you drop it, breaking your right foot.
I wish for some chai tea.
Granted. You pay an obscene amount for a small cup.
I wish I had some curry rice.
Post by: Opsinis on October 22, 2012, 03:11:23 am
I wish for some water.
Post by: Drake_XIV on October 22, 2012, 03:12:15 am
I wish I knew what the hell was going on with my pitiful excuse of a "love" life.
Post by: FlareGlutox on October 22, 2012, 06:41:39 am
I wish for a food tap. You know, like a water tap, but with food coming out of it instead of water.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on October 22, 2012, 04:01:05 pm
Granted, you know it for one millisecond. After that you forget everything, making you fall into a coma.Granted, but a jealous friend of yours stoles it.
I wish for a food tap. You know, like a water tap, but with food coming out of it instead of water.
I wish that I don't fall...asleep...when...I'm...typ...ing...on...for...*falls asleep*
Post by: yee on October 22, 2012, 05:37:07 pm
I wish that birthdays would be more often.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on October 22, 2012, 06:46:22 pm
Granted, you have just entered caffeine bullet time and you can't stop for 3 days. Too bad that every second feels like a hour to you.Granted, now every day is someone's birthday and you have to buy an expensive gift every time.
I wish that birthdays would be more often.
I wish to corrupt someone's wish.
Post by: Skysong on October 22, 2012, 08:57:16 pm
I wish I wasn't perpetually in the way...
Post by: kimham8a on October 23, 2012, 01:59:21 am
I wish I could grant people's wishes in a way they would like.
Post by: Drake_XIV on October 23, 2012, 08:31:35 am
I wish this thread never started
Post by: FlareGlutox on October 23, 2012, 02:34:06 pm
I wish for a devilish grin on my face.
Post by: Opsinis on October 24, 2012, 12:50:31 am
I wish for a mole of water.
Post by: kimham8a on October 24, 2012, 03:10:21 am
I wish for TWO moles of water. (now THAT is worthwhile.)
Post by: yee on October 24, 2012, 05:27:40 pm
I wish for something nice.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on October 24, 2012, 07:37:09 pm
Granted, but that will evaporate.Granted, you get a nice kick in the...(you know what).
I wish for something nice.
I wish to be :)
Post by: yee on October 25, 2012, 09:56:50 am
I wish that slush would stop and be replaced by snow.
Post by: FlareGlutox on October 25, 2012, 05:28:50 pm
I wish for cold resistance.
Post by: kimham8a on October 25, 2012, 05:48:53 pm
I wish I wasn't hungry.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on October 25, 2012, 06:55:14 pm
Granted, you are thrown into lava.Granted, you are now thirsty.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
I wish stupid people wouldn't come to Elements, rate 1 star, and then leave. (kongregate)
Post by: yee on October 25, 2012, 07:16:56 pm
I wish for azure.
Post by: FlareGlutox on October 25, 2012, 09:11:08 pm
I wish for a chaos emerald.
Post by: yee on October 26, 2012, 01:51:13 pm
Granted, you are now a overused and cliched smiley.
I wish that slush would stop and be replaced by snow.
My wish was granted, but I got snowstorm. Now the whole city is moving in slowmotion, there has been over 100 traffic accidents and normal 10 min trip by bus took more than half an hour :-[
I shouldn't have made that wish in this thread :(
Post by: kimham8a on October 28, 2012, 04:17:19 am
Granted, you are tasked to retrieve a single azurite crystal, which is buried under a mountain of emeralds. Good Luck!
I wish for a chaos emerald.
Granted, but it is so chaotic it is reduced to rubble upon sight.
I wish to be the king of the world.
Post by: Atom_heart on October 28, 2012, 04:54:30 am
I wish I could play Elements in my smartphone.
Post by: FlareGlutox on October 28, 2012, 11:15:54 am
I wish for the ability to see without any nearby source of light.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on October 28, 2012, 11:17:35 am
I wish to not be :-\ any more.
Post by: Absol on October 28, 2012, 12:16:55 pm
I wish i don't have to grind in Elements anymore.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on October 28, 2012, 01:38:28 pm
I wish my PSP will get fixed.
Post by: kimham8a on October 29, 2012, 02:09:41 am
I wish to win the game.
Granted, you are now screaming at the bow of the Titanic.
I wish I could play Elements in my smartphone.
Lol I can play Elements on my smartphone. Does it not load for you?
Post by: Atom_heart on October 29, 2012, 07:43:03 pm
granted. It's neutered.
I wish to win the game.Granted, you are now screaming at the bow of the Titanic.
I wish I could play Elements in my smartphone.
Lol I can play Elements on my smartphone. Does it not load for you?
Nope. Windows 6.5 :-[
Granted. You get a reward tatoo in your forehead reading "The Game" backwards, so you lose every morning.
I wish I could shoot blasts of energy from my hands.
Also,
Granted. Well, if you found a way to get inside your smartphone, you could now play elements there.lol, my engrish fail
Post by: kimham8a on October 30, 2012, 02:12:38 am
I wish for safer procedures for complex mechanisms on the Moon.
Post by: Opsinis on October 31, 2012, 01:24:57 am
I wish for three full moons in a row.
Post by: kimham8a on October 31, 2012, 03:53:18 am
I wish for savagery.
Post by: 2rider on November 04, 2012, 09:07:51 pm
I wish i was rich
Post by: iancudorinmarian on November 04, 2012, 09:11:34 pm
I wish for zanzarino to be my brother.
Post by: 2rider on November 04, 2012, 09:22:18 pm
Granted, you were rich, now you'e poor.
I wish for zanzarino to be my brother.
granted, but noone knows you.
I wish to be rich always.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on November 04, 2012, 09:24:40 pm
I wish to be 8)
Post by: kimham8a on November 05, 2012, 02:17:37 am
I wish quantum pillar were nerfed.
Post by: yee on November 05, 2012, 12:15:25 pm
I wish to be omnipotent.
Post by: FlareGlutox on November 05, 2012, 08:16:10 pm
I wish to be paradox-proof.
Post by: kimham8a on November 05, 2012, 11:54:00 pm
I want a toe.
Post by: 2rider on November 06, 2012, 01:22:02 am
Granted. You are the most ordinary thing on the most ordinary world. Wait that's just perspective... PARADOX!
I want a toe.
Granted. You get to keep da ones you hav already.
I wish to win.
Post by: kimham8a on November 06, 2012, 02:00:03 am
I wish i had a planet named after me.
Post by: yee on November 06, 2012, 10:32:29 am
I wish to be cool.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on November 06, 2012, 04:01:09 pm
I wish for this to stop moving.
Post by: kimham8a on November 06, 2012, 11:45:13 pm
I wish jumping 60 feet wasnt so hard for me.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on November 07, 2012, 06:27:47 pm
Post by: kimham8a on November 08, 2012, 12:05:49 am
I wish to be able to untie peopple's shoelaces with impunity.
Post by: Absol on November 08, 2012, 12:17:34 am
I wish for potatoes.
Post by: kimham8a on November 08, 2012, 12:32:02 am
I wish for a safer natural environment.
Post by: yee on November 08, 2012, 06:27:40 pm
I wish that Rainbow would be my next FG.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on November 08, 2012, 07:43:46 pm
I wish to get a :life
Post by: kimham8a on November 10, 2012, 01:17:25 am
Granted, you see a rainbow and you think it's a false god.
I wish to get a :life
Granted, but it goes in :fire, and gets pulled by :gravity down to :earth and :death.
I wish jumping more like bananas described, therefore, hungry seven think come elevate closer to, meaning all I really want is a singular like to one hits.
Post by: Drake_XIV on November 10, 2012, 01:18:34 am
I wish for a joke.
Post by: kimham8a on November 10, 2012, 01:23:11 am
I'll tell you soon.
I wish for :o :entropy in that order.
Post by: mathman101 on November 21, 2012, 05:18:52 am
I wish for something vague and ominous
Post by: Drake_XIV on November 21, 2012, 10:15:17 am
I wish to be less yandere.
Post by: FlareGlutox on November 21, 2012, 02:28:13 pm
I wish for depth.
Post by: yee on November 22, 2012, 06:59:47 pm
I wish for hight.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on November 23, 2012, 12:42:58 am
I wish for more pie.
Post by: timetock on November 23, 2012, 07:38:03 am
I wish for 1 shard of readiness.
Post by: MisterWax on November 23, 2012, 08:09:10 pm
Post by: iancudorinmarian on November 23, 2012, 08:45:32 pm
I wish people will stop forgetting to post wishes.
Post by: timetock on November 24, 2012, 02:48:18 am
I wish I could steal Santa's bag of toys.
Post by: eaglgenes101 on November 24, 2012, 03:11:16 am
I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.
Post by: timetock on November 24, 2012, 03:34:00 am
I wish I can do well on exams.
Post by: kimham8a on November 25, 2012, 05:09:12 am
I wish for more electrum.
Post by: timetock on November 25, 2012, 05:40:03 am
I wish I had 6 of every nymph.
Post by: kimham8a on November 25, 2012, 05:41:50 am
I wish my stocks would go up faster.
Post by: timetock on November 25, 2012, 06:31:42 am
I wish I had more time to grind for :electrum and cards.
Post by: FlareGlutox on November 25, 2012, 11:40:56 am
I wish my irrational hatred would calm down a bit.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on November 25, 2012, 03:08:04 pm
I wish for REVENGE!
Post by: kimham8a on November 27, 2012, 04:26:51 am
I wish my etg score would go up faster.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on November 27, 2012, 04:56:58 am
I wish for ham.
Post by: kimham8a on November 27, 2012, 04:58:38 am
I wish for dog.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on November 27, 2012, 05:00:58 am
I wish for less mistakes.
Post by: kimham8a on November 27, 2012, 05:08:26 am
I wish for two doughnuts.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on November 27, 2012, 05:35:54 am
I wish to own a bar.
Post by: timetock on November 27, 2012, 09:26:40 am
I wish I had Pokemon Black and White 2
Post by: iancudorinmarian on November 27, 2012, 01:31:05 pm
I wish people would click this spoiler until it shows something.
Post by: timetock on November 27, 2012, 02:14:26 pm
I wish I had a big, comfy pillow.
Post by: yee on November 27, 2012, 03:58:40 pm
I wish for abstract.
Post by: timetock on November 27, 2012, 04:29:01 pm
I wish for peanut butter (they don't make very goo peanut butter in China)
Post by: Blaze on November 27, 2012, 06:07:27 pm
Granted! But it's only a picture of peanut butter.
I wish for a girlfriend.
Post by: FlareGlutox on November 27, 2012, 09:16:08 pm
I wish for change or no change.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on November 27, 2012, 10:10:13 pm
I wish for a body that won't destroy itself.
Post by: kimham8a on November 28, 2012, 02:46:45 am
I wish to not be negatively affected by any wish.
Post by: Drake_XIV on November 28, 2012, 04:29:21 am
I wish someone would catch up to the amount of corruptions I've posted here.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on November 28, 2012, 04:40:02 am
I wish I was better at speedbuilding decks.
Post by: kimham8a on November 28, 2012, 04:57:27 am
Post by: timetock on November 28, 2012, 06:54:44 am
I wish for a candy cane
*'tis the season of christmas~*
Post by: kimham8a on November 29, 2012, 01:22:06 am
i wish for a million dollars AND TIMETOCK ALREADY GRANTED IT HAHAHAHA!!!!
lol
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on November 29, 2012, 01:44:53 am
I wish I had a magical toad.
Post by: kimham8a on November 29, 2012, 03:28:56 am
I wish for me to be the best person ever
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on November 29, 2012, 04:29:54 am
I wish my portfolio wasn't so cumbersome.
Post by: timetock on November 29, 2012, 08:02:36 am
I wish for a cup of hot chocolate
*'tis the season of Chrstmaaasssss~*
Post by: kimham8a on November 30, 2012, 12:15:13 am
I wish for a warm cup of tea.
Post by: timetock on November 30, 2012, 12:23:04 am
I wish China would remove their firewall... then I can go on YouTube and Facebook without VPN!
Post by: kimham8a on November 30, 2012, 12:26:09 am
Granted. They removed their firewall to update it so the firewall will block every website, period.
I wish less people lived under dictatorships.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on November 30, 2012, 01:34:31 am
I wish that hair wasn't made of dead skin cells.
Post by: kimham8a on November 30, 2012, 04:42:17 am
I wish KFC were cheaper.
Post by: timetock on November 30, 2012, 05:30:05 am
granted, but since they lowered the prices they went bankrupt and now you have to eat at McDonald's.
I wish I had better grades.
Post by: mathman101 on December 01, 2012, 04:13:27 am
i wish i could not unfix this non triple negitive.
Post by: kimham8a on December 01, 2012, 05:41:12 am
I wish for infinity wishes.
Post by: timetock on December 01, 2012, 08:25:03 am
I wish my parents would let me wear contact lenses
Post by: Pepitoss on December 01, 2012, 01:52:49 pm
I wish i could run very fast so i'd never be late.
Post by: yee on December 01, 2012, 02:32:08 pm
I wish Merry Cristmas to everybody!
Post by: mathman101 on December 01, 2012, 09:42:13 pm
I wish for beautiful women for christmas.
Post by: kimham8a on December 01, 2012, 10:05:00 pm
I wish for a million score.
Post by: timetock on December 02, 2012, 12:35:14 pm
I wish I could gain some weight.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on December 02, 2012, 01:45:29 pm
I wish for food.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 02, 2012, 04:08:13 pm
I wish I had a pony.
Post by: timetock on December 03, 2012, 12:04:49 am
I wish it would snow.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 03, 2012, 12:23:09 am
I wish I had a tree in my yard.
Post by: kimham8a on December 03, 2012, 04:26:57 am
I wish for eternal life.
Post by: timetock on December 03, 2012, 07:08:00 am
I wish for peanut-butter chocolate cookies.
Post by: yee on December 03, 2012, 12:31:20 pm
I wish for new skies (so beatiful snow outside).
Post by: timetock on December 03, 2012, 11:03:20 pm
I wish elements could be easier to grind.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 03, 2012, 11:31:51 pm
I wish for eternal happiness.
Post by: kimham8a on December 04, 2012, 03:34:48 am
I wish for so many watermelons.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 04, 2012, 03:39:10 am
I wish for fried chicken.
Post by: kimham8a on December 04, 2012, 03:44:57 am
I wish for exactly 3.14159265358979 (not pi) pies.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 04, 2012, 03:53:51 am
I wish for a new bracelet, one with mass power.
Post by: kimham8a on December 04, 2012, 03:57:08 am
I wish for an anti steal team.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 04, 2012, 02:08:59 pm
I wish I had some more shards.
Post by: yee on December 04, 2012, 03:00:33 pm
I wish you.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 04, 2012, 05:30:49 pm
I wish for some sweet sunglasses.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on December 04, 2012, 06:26:52 pm
I wish for a troll.
Post by: timetock on December 05, 2012, 05:06:19 am
I wish for Winter Break
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 05, 2012, 01:32:52 pm
I wish for flying cows
Post by: timetock on December 05, 2012, 02:34:32 pm
I wish for a cookie.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 05, 2012, 11:29:39 pm
I wish for some plastic explosive.
Post by: timetock on December 06, 2012, 04:16:25 am
I wish for a snickers bar
Post by: kimham8a on December 06, 2012, 04:50:04 am
I wish to think with extreme precision.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 06, 2012, 01:40:02 pm
I wish I had a portal gun.
Post by: kimham8a on December 06, 2012, 11:03:16 pm
I wish for common sense
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 07, 2012, 01:15:54 am
I wish for a big bottle of milk
Post by: timetock on December 07, 2012, 03:23:49 am
I wish for a Windows OS on my mac
Post by: mathman101 on December 07, 2012, 03:32:41 am
I wish for BIG GREEN WORDS!!!!
Post by: kimham8a on December 07, 2012, 03:46:14 am
I wish for a cough drop.
Post by: northcity4 on December 07, 2012, 04:09:06 am
I wish for a wish.
Post by: timetock on December 07, 2012, 05:06:29 am
I wish for 1,000,000 :electrum
Post by: yee on December 07, 2012, 12:28:10 pm
I wish for happy ending.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 07, 2012, 01:34:18 pm
I wish for some glorious water.
Post by: yee on December 24, 2012, 03:45:13 pm
I wish for great fireworks.
Post by: kimham8a on December 24, 2012, 08:36:30 pm
i wish for a friendly dog
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 24, 2012, 11:12:38 pm
I wish for the ability to hide dead bodies.
Post by: kimham8a on December 25, 2012, 03:12:24 am
i wish i wasnt so poor
Post by: yee on December 25, 2012, 07:08:17 pm
I wish Merry Christmas.
Post by: kimham8a on December 25, 2012, 08:15:48 pm
i wish apple pie was more delicious
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 26, 2012, 05:36:59 am
I wish for gravity.
Post by: kimham8a on December 26, 2012, 04:22:52 pm
I wish to be safe.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 26, 2012, 04:54:25 pm
I wish for memes.
Post by: kimham8a on December 26, 2012, 05:02:22 pm
Granted, you are safe from using the internet ever again.Granted, memes are written down on garbage and shoved into your house until it explodes.
I wish for memes.
I wish Elements Forum Battle would get another Great Chimera.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 26, 2012, 05:30:10 pm
I wish for a parrot.
Post by: kimham8a on December 27, 2012, 01:18:42 am
i wish for world peace
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 27, 2012, 03:29:01 am
I wish for a big rock.
Post by: kimham8a on December 27, 2012, 03:52:18 am
I wish hot things were hotter.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 27, 2012, 06:56:45 pm
I wish for more Bruce Lee.
Post by: yee on December 27, 2012, 07:22:21 pm
I wish, that this wish would be corrupted without creating a paradox.
Post by: kimham8a on December 28, 2012, 05:37:27 am
I wish for pure gold.
Post by: mesaprotector on December 28, 2012, 06:21:49 am
I wish to know what life is.
Post by: FlareGlutox on December 28, 2012, 06:12:45 pm
I wish nobody knew what life is.
Post by: yee on December 28, 2012, 09:49:04 pm
I wish my headache would go away.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on December 29, 2012, 06:16:50 pm
I wish my cat didn't want to go outside.
Post by: kimham8a on December 30, 2012, 01:56:38 am
i wish pillars were towers
Post by: DoubleCapitals on January 06, 2013, 10:57:58 am
I wish for this thread to be more active.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on January 06, 2013, 02:36:26 pm
I wish for less drugs in the world.
Post by: calcan on January 06, 2013, 02:59:45 pm
I wish I had a large wheel of cheddar cheese.
Post by: kimham8a on January 06, 2013, 03:18:36 pm
I wish for eternal life
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on January 06, 2013, 04:35:01 pm
I wish for candy.
Post by: kimham8a on January 06, 2013, 08:42:11 pm
I wish for a Ring Pop.
Post by: DoubleCapitals on January 06, 2013, 11:22:46 pm
Granted, for are force fed Korean candy (Trust me, I'm Korean and I hate it...)Your country does say Canadian though...
I wish for a Ring Pop.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on January 07, 2013, 12:25:30 am
I wish my hand didn't hurt after that.
Post by: kimham8a on January 07, 2013, 12:32:12 am
I wish I didn't feel guilty.
Granted, for are force fed Korean candy (Trust me, I'm Korean and I hate it...)
I wish for a Ring Pop.
Your country does say Canadian though...
I'm undercover. :D
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on January 07, 2013, 12:34:24 am
I wish for more windows I can stick my head out of. Woof.
Post by: kimham8a on January 07, 2013, 12:36:48 am
I wish my was bigger and stronger.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on January 07, 2013, 01:42:27 am
I wish for an awesome mask.
Post by: kimham8a on January 07, 2013, 01:46:51 am
I wish for theiving skills.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on January 07, 2013, 01:54:22 am
I wish I wasn't worried about getting caught.
Post by: kimham8a on January 07, 2013, 02:28:09 am
I wish for increased gun control laws.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on January 07, 2013, 02:56:25 am
I wish for spiders to spontaneously combust.
Post by: kimham8a on January 07, 2013, 03:15:16 am
I wish for the best.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on January 07, 2013, 03:19:13 am
I wish for a wolf.
Post by: kimham8a on January 07, 2013, 04:07:39 am
I wish for a full moon tomorrow.
Post by: mathman101 on January 07, 2013, 04:33:14 am
I wish for a version 1.33 update
Post by: kimham8a on January 07, 2013, 05:19:27 am
I wish for a Pokemon.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on January 07, 2013, 01:36:31 pm
I wish for Chaos Mode.
Post by: kimham8a on January 07, 2013, 08:40:51 pm
I wish water were taxed for the rich.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on January 07, 2013, 09:28:17 pm
I wish for some clarity.
Post by: kimham8a on January 08, 2013, 03:57:52 am
I wish for an impenetrably safe stronghold of a box for me to rule.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on January 08, 2013, 05:17:40 am
I wish for a grand stick.
Post by: kimham8a on January 08, 2013, 08:23:54 pm
I wish War was light-hearted.
Post by: yee on January 08, 2013, 09:30:22 pm
I wish my grammar to be better.
Post by: FlareGlutox on January 08, 2013, 10:42:25 pm
...which doesn't actually matters in any way, right? :D
Anyway (duh), I wish for some dubstep sunglasses (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV9NJqLNuI4). (thumps up, if you caught that reference without having to click the link)
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on February 02, 2013, 05:52:00 am
I wish for bass guitar playing skills.
Post by: Zarathustra1883 on February 02, 2013, 09:58:09 am
Quote
The one who, being the last elemental alive, escapes with the idol will receive an amazing award, an ICON! (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/plastiqe/icon_zps3abbee7a.jpg)
I wish to win this Icon!
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 02, 2013, 06:52:05 pm
I wish for gold.
Post by: kimham8a on February 02, 2013, 06:58:26 pm
i wish for this post to count as 100 posts
Post by: mesaprotector on February 03, 2013, 05:02:53 am
I wish Flo Rida would stop making music.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on February 03, 2013, 05:09:22 am
I wish for a gibson thunderbird bass.
Post by: kimham8a on February 03, 2013, 05:23:40 am
I wish for a long, peaceful, and happy life.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on February 03, 2013, 05:26:44 am
I wish people would drop this stupid idea that I'm edward cullen.
Post by: kimham8a on February 03, 2013, 05:30:22 am
I wish doctors knew how to treat people better
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 03, 2013, 05:34:06 am
I wish this shoe had stripes.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on February 03, 2013, 05:36:11 am
I wish for more bass amps.
Post by: kimham8a on February 03, 2013, 05:37:35 am
I wish for 17 babies in a bathtub
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 03, 2013, 05:38:55 am
I wish for a trumpet.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on February 03, 2013, 05:40:50 am
I wish awolnation had more music.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 03, 2013, 05:43:48 am
I wish for some magic.
Post by: kimham8a on February 03, 2013, 05:46:49 am
I wish to go to wonderland
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 03, 2013, 05:48:16 am
I wish for pillars.
Post by: Skotadi Phobos on February 03, 2013, 05:51:33 am
I wish for purple bass strings.
Post by: kimham8a on February 03, 2013, 05:52:16 am
I wish for a personal hospital
Ninja'd
Granted, but they snap
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 03, 2013, 05:54:00 am
I wish that you didn't get ninja'd
Post by: kimham8a on February 03, 2013, 05:59:55 am
I wish everyone could post at double speed
edit: plus i wish u would come into chat
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 03, 2013, 06:01:57 am
I wish my life wasn't so screwed up.
Post by: kimham8a on February 03, 2013, 06:03:36 am
I wish u would come into chat right now!
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 03, 2013, 06:06:02 am
I wish for happiness.
Post by: kimham8a on February 03, 2013, 06:09:48 am
I wish for more wishes+chicken
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 03, 2013, 03:08:37 pm
I wish for a car wash.
Post by: Zarathustra1883 on February 03, 2013, 03:15:15 pm
I wish to be 21 years old again.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 03, 2013, 03:58:23 pm
I wish for some Snapple.
Post by: kimham8a on February 06, 2013, 08:26:27 pm
I wish for immortality.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 07, 2013, 01:06:55 am
I wish for some smiling.
Post by: yee on February 07, 2013, 05:13:17 pm
I wish I had less homework.
Post by: Zarathustra1883 on February 07, 2013, 08:05:25 pm
I wish zanzarino would switch the servers to a better provider who gives us a stable pvp game.
Post by: kimham8a on February 07, 2013, 08:16:02 pm
i wish jobs were more plentiful
Post by: Zarathustra1883 on February 07, 2013, 08:18:34 pm
I wish to be related to zanzarino now that the game is stable but with fees so he let´s me still play it for free.
Post by: eaglgenes101 on February 09, 2013, 07:27:55 am
I wish for an uncorrupted wish that does not hurt or disadvantage me.
Post by: Coffeeditto on February 09, 2013, 01:06:15 pm
I wish for 3 more wishes.
Post by: yee on February 09, 2013, 03:27:39 pm
I wish for a banana.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 09, 2013, 04:50:10 pm
I wish for some Hydrogen.
Post by: mathman101 on February 09, 2013, 04:57:49 pm
i wish for something fun
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 09, 2013, 05:29:30 pm
I wish for eternal happiness.
Post by: yee on February 09, 2013, 08:21:21 pm
I wish to blow up in big bang.
Post by: bobknows on February 13, 2013, 04:50:19 am
I wish school was optional.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 13, 2013, 02:37:16 pm
I wish for pizza.
Post by: speakeasy on February 13, 2013, 06:59:12 pm
I wish there were "all cards" and "more money" buttons on my elements dash
Post by: Pella on February 13, 2013, 07:14:14 pm
I wish for a cure for all cancers.
Post by: yee on February 13, 2013, 08:41:56 pm
I wish to own the Moon.
Post by: Pella on February 13, 2013, 09:16:35 pm
I wish for a Sword of a Thousand Truths.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 13, 2013, 11:46:59 pm
I wish for ultimate domination.
Post by: Opsinis on February 14, 2013, 02:36:42 am
I wish to be paper-cut resistant.
Post by: Pella on February 14, 2013, 02:41:31 am
I wish to be the most important person on the planet.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 14, 2013, 02:53:51 am
I wish for the ability to control Silver.
Post by: Pella on February 14, 2013, 03:00:59 am
I wish to be Tonto.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 14, 2013, 03:02:38 am
I wish for people to always get that reference.
Post by: kimham8a on February 16, 2013, 12:26:13 am
I wish people were honest.
Post by: Pella on February 16, 2013, 05:01:57 am
I wish I had no flaws.
Post by: yee on February 16, 2013, 02:11:58 pm
I wish to be immortal.
Post by: Pella on February 18, 2013, 06:03:07 pm
I wish I was a professional tennis player.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 18, 2013, 06:18:56 pm
I wish you didn't suck.
Post by: Pella on February 18, 2013, 06:26:30 pm
Granted. I'm the very best at everything in the world. Yeah, better than you. And everybody knows it.
I wish I owned a Cray supercomputer.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 18, 2013, 06:29:51 pm
(had to do it)
I wish for more Alex Rider books.
Post by: yee on February 24, 2013, 02:24:47 pm
I wish that everybody (including me and you) would be happy.
Post by: kimham8a on February 25, 2013, 12:47:21 am
Post by: Coffeeditto on February 25, 2013, 12:53:42 am
Post by: kimham8a on February 25, 2013, 12:54:37 am
I wish for my wish to be granted to my next granter as well.
Post by: Coffeeditto on February 25, 2013, 01:00:46 am
I wish I had a girlfriend who was nice and pretty but not supermodel pretty and sorta geeky.
Post by: kimham8a on February 25, 2013, 01:01:40 am
I wish for companionship.
Post by: Coffeeditto on February 25, 2013, 01:06:30 am
I wish for a wonderful FG grinder that costs under 1600 electrum and is unupped.
Post by: kimham8a on February 25, 2013, 01:07:49 am
I wish I knew what God's earliest memory was.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 25, 2013, 01:10:38 am
I wish Coffee still had a Rustler pic.
Post by: kimham8a on February 25, 2013, 01:12:10 am
I wish to stop being controlled by society.
Post by: Opsinis on February 25, 2013, 02:37:51 am
I wish the month wasn't February.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 25, 2013, 02:39:11 am
I wish people didn't overreact.
Post by: Falkorr on February 25, 2013, 10:21:27 pm
I wish misogyny would disappear.
Post by: kimham8a on February 25, 2013, 11:23:23 pm
I wish my wish wouldn't have a bad side to it.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 26, 2013, 04:11:52 am
I wish sloganmaker wasn't repetitive.
Post by: 2rider on February 26, 2013, 04:55:19 am
granted. It now makes bad original ones.
I wish i knew what i was talking about.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 26, 2013, 02:14:10 pm
I wish I had more gold.
Post by: yee on February 26, 2013, 05:33:07 pm
I wish I could steal whatifidogetcaught (he/she is now a gold statue).
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 26, 2013, 05:38:40 pm
I wish I wasn't gold.
Post by: yee on February 26, 2013, 05:43:32 pm
I wish to be human again.
Post by: Falkorr on February 26, 2013, 08:04:01 pm
I wish CleverBot was cleverer.
Post by: yee on February 26, 2013, 08:21:09 pm
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on February 27, 2013, 03:08:21 pm
I wish you had a second chance.
Post by: yee on February 27, 2013, 07:08:24 pm
I wish I knew what to wish for (again).
Post by: kimham8a on February 28, 2013, 03:47:28 am
I wish granting wishes was more complex.
Post by: Coffeeditto on February 28, 2013, 12:50:09 pm
I wish I was more admired for what I am in the community, and not just that troll or spammer or capsrager or horrible player.
Post by: Falkorr on February 28, 2013, 06:46:51 pm
I wish Gravity and Fire had more synergy.
Post by: Siouxselle on February 28, 2013, 06:53:39 pm
I wish I could make an omelet and play EtG simultaneously.
Post by: Falkorr on February 28, 2013, 07:10:22 pm
I wish my brother's dog would stop sitting on my feet.
Post by: mathman101 on February 28, 2013, 07:17:36 pm
I wish I was not stuck in class
Post by: Falkorr on February 28, 2013, 07:26:29 pm
I wish I was better at joining conversations.
Post by: Siouxselle on February 28, 2013, 07:38:44 pm
I wish my roommate's newborn baby would stop crying D:
Post by: Falkorr on February 28, 2013, 08:23:29 pm
I wish my phone's charge lasted longer.
Post by: kimham8a on February 28, 2013, 09:21:39 pm
I wish for a million dollars.
Post by: Siouxselle on February 28, 2013, 09:42:41 pm
I wish a root beer.
Post by: Pella on March 01, 2013, 01:44:20 am
I wish my smartphone didn't suck.
Post by: northcity4 on March 01, 2013, 03:46:04 am
I wish my car was brand new again.
Post by: mathman101 on March 01, 2013, 04:07:18 am
i wish for an enumerable amout of toadstools
Post by: northcity4 on March 01, 2013, 05:49:30 am
I wish for a time stopping device.
Post by: Pella on March 01, 2013, 08:06:43 am
I wish to own the MGM Grand hotel in Las Vegas.
Post by: yee on March 01, 2013, 11:31:07 am
I wish to create deck that can beat any other deck.
Post by: Pella on March 01, 2013, 01:28:56 pm
I wish for a magic turnip.
Post by: northcity4 on March 01, 2013, 11:22:22 pm
I wish to be able to dunk.
Post by: mathman101 on March 01, 2013, 11:41:57 pm
i wish i could have a bowl of pasta
Post by: Falkorr on March 02, 2013, 12:08:57 am
I wish I had a wired mouse.
Post by: northcity4 on March 02, 2013, 12:31:07 am
I wish I could change my ethnicity as I pleased.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on March 02, 2013, 12:56:18 am
I wish I didn't lose to Marsu.
Post by: northcity4 on March 02, 2013, 01:18:15 am
I wish I could meet Zanzarino in real life.
Post by: kimham8a on March 03, 2013, 05:35:52 pm
I wish too many people were hungry.
Post by: northcity4 on March 03, 2013, 10:37:34 pm
I wish I could jump really high.
Post by: Pella on March 04, 2013, 12:17:04 am
I wish I were a billionaire.
Post by: northcity4 on March 04, 2013, 01:20:01 am
I wish I breathe under water.
Post by: kimham8a on March 04, 2013, 02:13:14 am
I wish for 20 arms.
Post by: Pella on March 04, 2013, 03:18:40 am
I wish I could play basketball like Michael Jordan.
Post by: northcity4 on March 04, 2013, 08:07:20 am
I wish I never lost an elements game.
Post by: kimham8a on March 04, 2013, 10:30:19 pm
I wish to have 2 000 000 score.
Post by: Pella on March 04, 2013, 10:44:18 pm
I wish I had invented Angry Birds.
Post by: northcity4 on March 05, 2013, 12:00:33 am
I wish I was the creator of elements.
Post by: Pella on March 05, 2013, 12:43:02 am
I wish for a complete set of all G.I. Joe action figures ever made.
Post by: northcity4 on March 05, 2013, 03:54:32 am
I wish I could teleport anywhere in America.
Post by: kimham8a on March 05, 2013, 04:20:48 am
I wish wishes weren't just wishful thinking.
Post by: northcity4 on March 05, 2013, 06:44:44 am
I wish I had a wishing well.
Post by: Pella on March 05, 2013, 09:59:11 am
I wish I had a million wishes.
Post by: northcity4 on March 05, 2013, 09:45:54 pm
I wish wishes were gone forever.
Post by: kimham8a on March 05, 2013, 11:34:58 pm
I wish things were worse.
Post by: northcity4 on March 07, 2013, 04:27:03 am
I wish things were better.
Post by: kimham8a on March 07, 2013, 04:42:08 am
I wish word-play was shot down.
Post by: northcity4 on March 07, 2013, 08:33:18 pm
I wish anything you could do I could do better.
Post by: Pella on March 07, 2013, 08:34:43 pm
I wish I lived in Hawai'i.
Post by: kimham8a on March 07, 2013, 08:38:09 pm
i wish for a cup of chocolate
Post by: Pella on March 07, 2013, 08:46:40 pm
I wish to be the best tennis player in the world.
Post by: kimham8a on March 07, 2013, 08:51:58 pm
I wish two bananas would syncopate.
Post by: Pella on March 14, 2013, 02:06:02 pm
I wish Matt Damon was my boyfriend.
Post by: kimham8a on March 14, 2013, 02:38:57 pm
I wish 17 people would jump.
Post by: Pella on March 14, 2013, 02:50:24 pm
I wish we had verifiable contact with friendly, helpful extraterrestrials.
Post by: yee on March 14, 2013, 08:20:00 pm
I wish I could play older versions of Elements the Game.
Post by: northcity4 on March 14, 2013, 08:58:40 pm
I wish I was a professional fighter.
Post by: mathman101 on March 14, 2013, 11:09:21 pm
I wish real life were more like EtG.
Post by: kimham8a on March 14, 2013, 11:36:52 pm
I wish thirty of the richest and sexiest women would be my wife.
Post by: Jonny on March 14, 2013, 11:43:24 pm
I wish for the weekend to be longer.
Post by: northcity4 on March 15, 2013, 12:22:14 am
I wish I could use 'rewind' on anyone but myself irl.
Post by: kimham8a on March 15, 2013, 02:08:40 am
I wish peace was a more easily attained goal on this planet.
Post by: northcity4 on March 15, 2013, 06:16:07 am
I wish there was a planet where babies came from.
Post by: kimham8a on March 15, 2013, 03:25:05 pm
I wish for more wishes.
Post by: yee on March 15, 2013, 08:32:19 pm
I wish to be crushed by pressure at the bottom of ocean.
Post by: kimham8a on March 15, 2013, 08:35:02 pm
I wish to be immortal.
Post by: yee on March 15, 2013, 08:40:23 pm
I wish to have logia devilfruit.
Post by: kimham8a on March 15, 2013, 08:41:29 pm
I wish for a samurai sword.
Post by: yee on March 15, 2013, 08:45:22 pm
I wish to know ninjutsu.
Post by: northcity4 on March 15, 2013, 09:39:18 pm
I wish wishes never existed.
Post by: Dm on March 15, 2013, 09:56:13 pm
PS: When you say "Terribly skilled" it gives the main impression of "You are very good/extremely good/skilled" ad it. Which I suppose isn't what you meant. The correct would be "You are terrible at it."
Post by: kimham8a on March 15, 2013, 11:17:29 pm
I wish I was smarter.
Post by: northcity4 on March 16, 2013, 01:53:23 am
Granted, and your brain explodes.
I wish I could speak in all languages fluently.
Post by: yee on March 16, 2013, 07:08:24 pm
I wish for happy end.
Post by: FlareGlutox on March 16, 2013, 07:23:12 pm
I wish for pyrokinesis.
Post by: northcity4 on March 17, 2013, 01:03:22 am
I wish I wished that I wished I wish for wishing powers.
Post by: kimham8a on March 17, 2013, 02:39:31 am
I wish certain character combinations wouldn't turn into emoticons.
Post by: northcity4 on March 17, 2013, 04:37:26 am
I wish a wood chuck chuck really could chuck norris.
Post by: kimham8a on March 18, 2013, 01:23:52 am
I wish to be blessed by the hand of Satan.
Post by: northcity4 on March 18, 2013, 02:51:12 am
I wish philosophy actually came down to answers instead of likely hoods.
Post by: kimham8a on March 18, 2013, 04:30:59 am
I wish we did something about this.
Post by: northcity4 on March 18, 2013, 04:48:10 am
I wish we could change our usernames on this site.
Post by: kimham8a on March 18, 2013, 07:21:06 pm
I wish I could fly to France.
Post by: northcity4 on March 19, 2013, 01:39:26 am
I wish I created this thread originally.
Post by: kimham8a on March 20, 2013, 01:23:24 am
I wish to have a money generator.
Post by: northcity4 on March 20, 2013, 03:35:20 am
I wish I had a PhD in math.
Post by: timetock on March 20, 2013, 03:44:37 am
I wish I had more snacks
Post by: northcity4 on March 20, 2013, 05:59:47 am
I wish I wished I wished I had seen this thread when it first came out while wishing I wished that I wished I wished for real corrupt wishes. ;D
Post by: kimham8a on March 21, 2013, 07:25:06 pm
I wish dragons could fly.
Post by: northcity4 on March 22, 2013, 01:48:10 am
I wish I had a 3:1 win ratio on elements.
Post by: timetock on March 22, 2013, 05:43:47 am
I wish I had more peking duck
Post by: northcity4 on March 22, 2013, 08:11:13 pm
I wish I could travel anywhere free of cost.
Post by: kimham8a on March 23, 2013, 02:17:13 am
I wish time stopped speeding up.
Post by: northcity4 on March 23, 2013, 06:48:56 am
I wish I was an expert in bracketology.
Post by: kimham8a on March 23, 2013, 11:45:16 pm
I wish fire was water.
Post by: northcity4 on March 24, 2013, 07:19:09 am
I wish 2+2=5
Post by: kimham8a on March 24, 2013, 10:20:12 pm
I wish the correlation between sense and nonsense existed.
Post by: northcity4 on March 25, 2013, 12:08:38 am
I wish I could fathom the universe.
Post by: kimham8a on March 25, 2013, 02:00:05 am
I wish for a hot pancake.
Post by: northcity4 on March 25, 2013, 03:07:00 pm
I wish there was such thing as squares that are circles.
Post by: Narukta on March 25, 2013, 04:36:38 pm
I wish I could win the game.
Post by: kimham8a on March 25, 2013, 07:29:47 pm
I wish words were longer.
Post by: northcity4 on March 25, 2013, 09:17:10 pm
I wish school literally was as easy as pie (whatever that means lol).
Post by: kimham8a on March 25, 2013, 10:44:47 pm
I wish to stay 15 for the rest of my life.
Post by: mathman101 on March 25, 2013, 11:52:52 pm
I wish for an easy way to finish my soon to be A+ essay.
Post by: kimham8a on March 25, 2013, 11:53:41 pm
I wish this thread wasn't conquered by word tricks.
Post by: Narukta on March 26, 2013, 08:13:16 am
I wish to have the power to get up the morning
Post by: kimham8a on March 26, 2013, 11:53:13 pm
I wish things could be taller.
Post by: northcity4 on March 27, 2013, 03:28:42 am
I wish my body turned sugar into non-fat.
Post by: Drake_XIV on March 27, 2013, 05:30:12 am
I wish I had time.
Post by: Narukta on March 27, 2013, 11:52:39 am
I wish to have a decent guide to C.
Post by: northcity4 on March 27, 2013, 11:43:51 pm
I wish I could decide what happens to everyone after they die.
Post by: timetock on March 28, 2013, 04:13:05 am
I wish the tea we drank was sweet instead of bitter
Post by: northcity4 on March 28, 2013, 05:28:25 am
I wish religion was non-existent.
Post by: Narukta on March 28, 2013, 12:41:43 pm
I wish that I could see any type of color(and not being blind)
Post by: northcity4 on March 29, 2013, 12:07:30 am
I wish people had common sense on these forums.
Post by: kimham8a on March 29, 2013, 12:58:31 am
I wish sense made cents.
Post by: Opsinis on March 29, 2013, 01:02:01 am
I wish cats had green fur.
Post by: kimham8a on March 29, 2013, 01:26:35 am
I wish someone would fix the grammar in that sentence (if there's something wrong, and I suspect there is).
Post by: northcity4 on March 29, 2013, 06:24:10 am
I wish my Dog could speak and understand language so I could speak more easily to it.
Post by: Narukta on March 29, 2013, 07:28:47 am
I wish the sun will generate infinite energy whitout exploding as a Nova/SNova
Post by: kimham8a on March 29, 2013, 03:42:09 pm
I wish the biological secret of immortality were easier to apply to humans.
Post by: Narukta on March 29, 2013, 03:52:08 pm
I wish that I had infinite wishes
Post by: kimham8a on March 29, 2013, 04:08:34 pm
I wish I was a Purple Nymph.
Post by: treebeard xiii on March 29, 2013, 04:12:02 pm
i wish life was less expensive
Post by: kimham8a on March 29, 2013, 04:22:31 pm
i wish land costed less
Post by: treebeard xiii on March 29, 2013, 05:05:45 pm
i wish the world was a better place
Post by: northcity4 on March 29, 2013, 06:37:13 pm
I wish Cows in India disappeared.
Post by: timetock on March 30, 2013, 06:06:14 am
I wish I had a strawberry milkshake
Post by: Narukta on March 30, 2013, 08:38:11 am
I wish that I could do this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) to people at every time.
Post by: northcity4 on March 31, 2013, 04:51:21 am
I wish the word philo=hate, not love.
Post by: Narukta on March 31, 2013, 09:43:52 am
I wish for a third eye.
Post by: Narukta on March 31, 2013, 01:36:55 pm
I wish for a pizza
Post by: northcity4 on April 01, 2013, 03:47:47 am
I wish my name was the name for the internet and the word internet was my name.
Post by: Narukta on April 01, 2013, 08:05:27 pm
I wish to have the force to study now instead being on northcity's ex-true name
Post by: northcity4 on April 01, 2013, 10:49:08 pm
I wish north's ex-name only worked at my house and the place where north's ex-name is modified.
Post by: Narukta on April 02, 2013, 08:08:28 am
Granted, now the people of all the world are going to kill you because they don't have your ex-name anymore.
I wish to bungee jumping without accidents(dead, broken bones, paralysis...)
Post by: timetock on April 02, 2013, 12:23:50 pm
I wish that shards would go back to becoming "other" :D
Post by: Narukta on April 02, 2013, 12:35:03 pm
I wish for a guitar.
Post by: northcity4 on April 02, 2013, 03:09:28 pm
I wish I could hack elements and steal all the nymphs for myself. (I really don't hack irl ;))
Post by: Narukta on April 02, 2013, 03:36:12 pm
I WISH THAT I KNOW HOW TO REMOVE CAPS. HALP!!1!!!!11!!oneoneone
Post by: northcity4 on April 02, 2013, 06:50:21 pm
I wish there was a way to speak in the 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th person.
Post by: Pella on April 02, 2013, 08:43:11 pm
I wish I had a straitjacket.
Post by: Narukta on April 02, 2013, 08:58:54 pm
you're locked away in an asylum, wearing a straitjacket for the rest of your life.
I wish that the sun was green
Post by: northcity4 on April 02, 2013, 09:39:18 pm
I wish I had the reflexes of a normal cat.
Post by: shinyarceus4 on April 05, 2013, 01:09:18 am
I wish I had l33t pr0gr4mm1ng 5ki11z
Post by: Pella on April 05, 2013, 01:19:48 am
Granted, but now no one can understand you.
I wish I were a god, and people worshipped me.
Post by: shinyarceus4 on April 05, 2013, 01:26:58 am
I wish I had infinite wishes.
Post by: Pella on April 05, 2013, 01:43:46 am
I wish there was a bridge so I could drive from Los Angeles to Honolulu.
Post by: northcity4 on April 05, 2013, 05:28:23 am
I everything at the ball park was 2$ cheaper.
Post by: Narukta on April 05, 2013, 11:47:53 am
I wish for a mini-car.
Post by: Pella on April 05, 2013, 05:04:27 pm
I wish for a giant tricycle.
Post by: Narukta on April 05, 2013, 05:34:41 pm
I wish for a working pen.
Post by: Pella on April 05, 2013, 05:37:27 pm
I wish to own the post office.
Post by: Narukta on April 05, 2013, 05:47:22 pm
I wish for being an angry user.
Post by: Hazardus10 on April 05, 2013, 06:51:42 pm
I wish I wished that I could wish for wishes. :)
Mind Boggler ^
Post by: shinyarceus4 on April 05, 2013, 07:12:34 pm
I wish, I wish, I was a fish.
Post by: northcity4 on April 05, 2013, 09:48:46 pm
I wish all food places refused selling sea food.
Post by: Hazardus10 on April 05, 2013, 10:57:53 pm
Granted, you are now out 2 wishes and get eaten by a shark.
I wish all food places refused selling sea food.
Granted. All non-seafood is poisoned.
I wish for nothing.
Post by: Pella on April 05, 2013, 11:40:35 pm
I wish to be a line umpire at the U.S. Open tennis tournament.
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Post by: zasdd on April 06, 2013, 12:09:28 am
I wish I could fly!
Post by: Hazardus10 on April 06, 2013, 12:56:29 am
Granted. The tennis ball hits you in the face, and breaks your nose.
I wish I could fly!
Granted. You fly into a plane turbine and die :o
I wish I was Zanz.
Post by: northcity4 on April 06, 2013, 03:41:21 am
I wish there was no debate between evolutionists and creationists.
Post by: zdeev on April 06, 2013, 07:57:03 am
I wish for a world changing breakthrough in medical science.
Post by: Hazardus10 on April 06, 2013, 02:15:00 pm
Granted, Both parties decide there is no point in debating, which leads to the rise to power of a new, and exponentially worse extremist group.
I wish for a world changing breakthrough in medical science.
Granted. The find a cure for cancer, but its to late you died.
I wish for someone to corrupt my next wish.
Post by: Narukta on April 06, 2013, 02:16:30 pm
I wish I know my english errors
Post by: northcity4 on April 06, 2013, 02:17:18 pm
I wish I could use a black hole and take out the world.
Post by: Pella on April 06, 2013, 03:02:39 pm
I wish to become a singularity.
Post by: shinyarceus4 on April 06, 2013, 08:45:20 pm
I wish that Elements was for the 3DS.
Post by: northcity4 on April 06, 2013, 10:23:51 pm
I wish that if God won't make me skinny that he'll just make all my friends fat (say 'woot' if you have seen this comic before btw).
Post by: zdeev on April 07, 2013, 01:20:32 am
I wish I could speak Italian.
Post by: Pella on April 07, 2013, 01:34:52 am
I wish I could accurately predict the winner of every game of NCAA March Madness every year, so I could win millions of dollars.
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Post by: Raptor6789 on April 07, 2013, 02:26:41 am
I wish I owned a magical bacon fountain.
Post by: zdeev on April 07, 2013, 03:24:30 am
I wish I owned a private island.
Post by: Pella on April 07, 2013, 04:25:16 am
I wish I were "Weird Al" Yankovic.
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Post by: northcity4 on April 07, 2013, 07:44:42 am
I wish north's ex-name was literally named 'north's ex-name' when it was discovered.
Post by: Hazardus10 on April 07, 2013, 01:22:29 pm
Granted, but you lose your voice in the process.
I wish north's ex-name was literally named 'north's ex-name' when it was discovered.
Granted. But only the discover new of its name.
I wish for McDonalds.
Post by: northcity4 on April 07, 2013, 07:55:32 pm
I wish all fat people turned skinny and skinny people turned fat.
Post by: Hazardus10 on April 07, 2013, 10:53:35 pm
Granted, and you get fat.
I wish all fat people turned skinny and skinny people turned fat.
Granted. The definition of fat has changed to skinny and vice versa.
I wish __________.
Post by: zdeev on April 08, 2013, 12:27:54 am
I wish I had a dollar for every wish made.
Post by: northcity4 on April 08, 2013, 06:18:23 am
I wish I was smart enough to have my masters degree by now.
Post by: Hazardus10 on April 08, 2013, 03:27:30 pm
Granted, but then you accidentally wish you lost 2$ for every wish you made.
I wish I was smart enough to have my masters degree by now.
Granted. Unfortunately, master degrees are now obsolete.
I wish for everything wished for above.
Post by: zdeev on April 09, 2013, 12:37:19 am
I wish the cost of living would decline.
Post by: northcity4 on April 09, 2013, 04:36:27 am
I wish reality TV shows could be just as entertaining without being scripted.
Post by: kimham8a on April 09, 2013, 10:10:17 pm
I wish manyfaces was smarter.
Post by: northcity4 on April 10, 2013, 12:28:04 am
I wish I could legally sell my dog on ebay.
Post by: Pella on April 10, 2013, 12:32:16 am
I wish to own a university.
Post by: kimham8a on April 10, 2013, 02:54:18 am
I wish I had a boyfriend.
Post by: northcity4 on April 10, 2013, 04:59:01 am
Granted, but he turns out to be a slob and a cereal killer.
I wish I could find a date.
Post by: Raptor6789 on April 11, 2013, 12:29:21 am
I wish I had no pollen allergies.
Post by: northcity4 on April 11, 2013, 12:37:34 am
I wish I was born into the duck dynasty family.
Post by: Hazardus10 on April 11, 2013, 01:58:44 am
I wish for Corrupt a Wish 5.0.
Post by: northcity4 on April 11, 2013, 04:07:10 am
I wish lazy people were 25% less lazy.
Post by: kimham8a on April 13, 2013, 01:56:35 am
I wish I could live forever AND fly.
Post by: Hazardus10 on April 13, 2013, 02:00:12 am
Granted, but people who work hard to keep posting here become 25% more lazy. :P
I wish I could live forever AND fly.
Granted. You live forever as a fly.
I wish people could actually come up with some cool corruption and twist on wishes in this topic.
Post by: kimham8a on April 13, 2013, 02:06:05 am
Granted, but people who work hard to keep posting here become 25% more lazy. :P
I wish I could live forever AND fly.
Granted. You live forever as a fly.
I wish people could actually come up with some cool corruption and twist on wishes in this topic.
Granted. You look at what this thread used to be and you're stuck forever in the past.
I wish we could make a 50-quote long post.
Post by: Hazardus10 on April 13, 2013, 02:09:16 am
Granted, but people who work hard to keep posting here become 25% more lazy. :P
I wish I could live forever AND fly.
Granted. You live forever as a fly.
I wish people could actually come up with some cool corruption and twist on wishes in this topic.
Granted. You look at what this thread used to be and you're stuck forever in the past.
I wish we could make a 50-quote long post.
Granted. The post was made then immediately deleted.
I wish for this topic to be set on fire and destroyed, crushed, deleted, trashed, recycled, recreated, and renewed and have it called Improve a wish. I also wish for them to find a cure for cancer. (If you corrupt this last wish you are one sick and evil person.) ;D
Gl with this one.
Post by: kimham8a on April 13, 2013, 02:17:06 am
Granted, but the name of the thread is then changed back to the original name. That same person also finds a cure for cancer, but destroys his almost finished blueprints for the cure for AIDS. :OGranted, but people who work hard to keep posting here become 25% more lazy. :P
I wish I could live forever AND fly.
Granted. You live forever as a fly.
I wish people could actually come up with some cool corruption and twist on wishes in this topic.
Granted. You look at what this thread used to be and you're stuck forever in the past.
I wish we could make a 50-quote long post.
Granted. The post was made then immediately deleted.
I wish for this topic to be set on fire and destroyed, crushed, deleted, trashed, recycled, recreated, and renewed and have it called Improve a wish. I also wish for them to find a cure for cancer. (If you corrupt this last wish you are one sick and evil person.) ;D
Gl with this one.
I wish all pants were more comfortable.
Thanks!
Post by: northcity4 on April 13, 2013, 04:06:16 am
Granted, but the name of the thread is then changed back to the original name. That same person also finds a cure for cancer, but destroys his almost finished blueprints for the cure for AIDS. :OGranted, but people who work hard to keep posting here become 25% more lazy. :P
I wish I could live forever AND fly.
Granted. You live forever as a fly.
I wish people could actually come up with some cool corruption and twist on wishes in this topic.
Granted. You look at what this thread used to be and you're stuck forever in the past.
I wish we could make a 50-quote long post.
Granted. The post was made then immediately deleted.
I wish for this topic to be set on fire and destroyed, crushed, deleted, trashed, recycled, recreated, and renewed and have it called Improve a wish. I also wish for them to find a cure for cancer. (If you corrupt this last wish you are one sick and evil person.) ;D
Gl with this one.
I wish all pants were more comfortable.
Thanks!
Granted, but then the trend of wearing pants becomes ridiculous.
I wish dark energy was just a figment of our imagination and is not real (if it is).
Post by: timetock on April 13, 2013, 07:43:56 am
Granted, but the name of the thread is then changed back to the original name. That same person also finds a cure for cancer, but destroys his almost finished blueprints for the cure for AIDS. :OGranted, but people who work hard to keep posting here become 25% more lazy. :P
I wish I could live forever AND fly.
Granted. You live forever as a fly.
I wish people could actually come up with some cool corruption and twist on wishes in this topic.
Granted. You look at what this thread used to be and you're stuck forever in the past.
I wish we could make a 50-quote long post.
Granted. The post was made then immediately deleted.
I wish for this topic to be set on fire and destroyed, crushed, deleted, trashed, recycled, recreated, and renewed and have it called Improve a wish. I also wish for them to find a cure for cancer. (If you corrupt this last wish you are one sick and evil person.) ;D
Gl with this one.
I wish all pants were more comfortable.
Thanks!
Granted, but then the trend of wearing pants becomes ridiculous.
I wish dark energy was just a figment of our imagination and is not real (if it is).
Granted. This wish lives forever EXCLUSIVELY in your memory.
I wish I can get homework done without distraction.
Post by: northcity4 on April 13, 2013, 09:27:35 am
Granted, but the name of the thread is then changed back to the original name. That same person also finds a cure for cancer, but destroys his almost finished blueprints for the cure for AIDS. :OGranted, but people who work hard to keep posting here become 25% more lazy. :P
I wish I could live forever AND fly.
Granted. You live forever as a fly.
I wish people could actually come up with some cool corruption and twist on wishes in this topic.
Granted. You look at what this thread used to be and you're stuck forever in the past.
I wish we could make a 50-quote long post.
Granted. The post was made then immediately deleted.
I wish for this topic to be set on fire and destroyed, crushed, deleted, trashed, recycled, recreated, and renewed and have it called Improve a wish. I also wish for them to find a cure for cancer. (If you corrupt this last wish you are one sick and evil person.) ;D
Gl with this one.
I wish all pants were more comfortable.
Thanks!
Granted, but then the trend of wearing pants becomes ridiculous.
I wish dark energy was just a figment of our imagination and is not real (if it is).
Granted. This wish lives forever EXCLUSIVELY in your memory.
I wish I can get homework done without distraction.
Granted, but you end up getting a bad grade.
I wish those smiley faces off the last 10 inserted quotes disappeared.
Post by: kimham8a on April 13, 2013, 02:13:12 pm
Granted. You have been blinded.Granted, but you end up getting a bad grade.Granted. This wish lives forever EXCLUSIVELY in your memory.Granted, but then the trend of wearing pants becomes ridiculous.Granted, but the name of the thread is then changed back to the original name. That same person also finds a cure for cancer, but destroys his almost finished blueprints for the cure for AIDS. :OGranted. The post was made then immediately deleted.Granted. You look at what this thread used to be and you're stuck forever in the past.Granted, but people who work hard to keep posting here become 25% more lazy. :PGranted. You live forever as a fly.
I wish I could live forever AND fly.
I wish people could actually come up with some cool corruption and twist on wishes in this topic.
I wish we could make a 50-quote long post.
I wish for this topic to be set on fire and destroyed, crushed, deleted, trashed, recycled, recreated, and renewed and have it called Improve a wish. I also wish for them to find a cure for cancer. (If you corrupt this last wish you are one sick and evil person.) ;D
Gl with this one.
I wish all pants were more comfortable.
Thanks!
I wish dark energy was just a figment of our imagination and is not real (if it is).
I wish I can get homework done without distraction.
I wish those smiley faces off the last 10 inserted quotes disappeared.
I wish I could make a tower of power.
Post by: northcity4 on April 13, 2013, 06:35:32 pm
Granted. You have been blinded.Granted, but you end up getting a bad grade.Granted. This wish lives forever EXCLUSIVELY in your memory.Granted, but then the trend of wearing pants becomes ridiculous.Granted, but the name of the thread is then changed back to the original name. That same person also finds a cure for cancer, but destroys his almost finished blueprints for the cure for AIDS. :OGranted. The post was made then immediately deleted.Granted. You look at what this thread used to be and you're stuck forever in the past.Granted, but people who work hard to keep posting here become 25% more lazy. :PGranted. You live forever as a fly.
I wish I could live forever AND fly.
I wish people could actually come up with some cool corruption and twist on wishes in this topic.
I wish we could make a 50-quote long post.
I wish for this topic to be set on fire and destroyed, crushed, deleted, trashed, recycled, recreated, and renewed and have it called Improve a wish. I also wish for them to find a cure for cancer. (If you corrupt this last wish you are one sick and evil person.) ;D
Gl with this one.
I wish all pants were more comfortable.
Thanks!
I wish dark energy was just a figment of our imagination and is not real (if it is).
I wish I can get homework done without distraction.
I wish those smiley faces off the last 10 inserted quotes disappeared.
I wish I could make a tower of power.
Granted, but it falls on you.
I wish, since things cat be as easy as pie, that things are as easy as cake.
Post by: kimham8a on April 13, 2013, 06:39:27 pm
Granted. Things are now as easy as preparing a luxury 10 kg cake.Granted, but it falls on you.Granted. You have been blinded.Granted, but you end up getting a bad grade.Granted. This wish lives forever EXCLUSIVELY in your memory.Granted, but then the trend of wearing pants becomes ridiculous.Granted, but the name of the thread is then changed back to the original name. That same person also finds a cure for cancer, but destroys his almost finished blueprints for the cure for AIDS. :OGranted. The post was made then immediately deleted.Granted. You look at what this thread used to be and you're stuck forever in the past.Granted, but people who work hard to keep posting here become 25% more lazy. :PGranted. You live forever as a fly.
I wish I could live forever AND fly.
I wish people could actually come up with some cool corruption and twist on wishes in this topic.
I wish we could make a 50-quote long post.
I wish for this topic to be set on fire and destroyed, crushed, deleted, trashed, recycled, recreated, and renewed and have it called Improve a wish. I also wish for them to find a cure for cancer. (If you corrupt this last wish you are one sick and evil person.) ;D
Gl with this one.
I wish all pants were more comfortable.
Thanks!
I wish dark energy was just a figment of our imagination and is not real (if it is).
I wish I can get homework done without distraction.
I wish those smiley faces off the last 10 inserted quotes disappeared.
I wish I could make a tower of power.
I wish, since things cat be as easy as pie, that things are as easy as cake.
I wish outrageousness wasn't so outrageous.
Post by: northcity4 on April 13, 2013, 07:30:00 pm
I wish I can believe it is butter.
Post by: Opsinis on April 13, 2013, 10:08:23 pm
I wish potatoes were always blue.
Post by: northcity4 on April 14, 2013, 02:32:18 am
I wish I could turn into a cat.
Post by: Hazardus10 on April 14, 2013, 02:40:51 am
Granted, but the color is actually infections and people now hate you for infecting all potatoes.
I wish I could turn into a cat.
Granted. You just lost your 9th life.
I wish I was Opsinis.
Post by: northcity4 on April 14, 2013, 04:48:02 am
I wish all airplanes flown by qualified pilots never crashed again.
Post by: kimham8a on April 14, 2013, 05:17:52 am
I wish for one less baby.
Post by: northcity4 on April 14, 2013, 05:19:47 am
I wish I was the average american height went up 1 inch.
Post by: zdeev on April 14, 2013, 03:31:45 pm
I wish we knew more about our universe.
Post by: kimham8a on April 14, 2013, 06:03:01 pm
I wish humans were less humany.
Post by: northcity4 on April 14, 2013, 09:09:30 pm
I wish that all my future wishes could not be corrupted.
Post by: zdeev on April 15, 2013, 12:38:01 am
I wish I had something more interesting to do.
Post by: northcity4 on April 15, 2013, 01:01:59 am
I wish today's homework was automatically done for me.
Post by: Pella on April 15, 2013, 01:58:01 am
I wish I lived in a city in the North.
Post by: Hazardus10 on April 15, 2013, 02:23:41 am
Granted. You learn nothing, you fail the course, and you must repeat it. Twice.
I wish I lived in a city in the North.
Granted. The world has been flipped upside down, and you are now living in the earth.
I wish I was a n00b.
Post by: northcity4 on April 15, 2013, 06:00:19 am
Granted. You learn nothing, you fail the course, and you must repeat it. Twice.
I wish I lived in a city in the North.
Granted. The world has been flipped upside down, and you are now living in the earth.
I wish I was a n00b.
Granted, you are now even more noob cause the o's are 0's and you are taken even less serious.
I wish curse words/swear words never existed.
Post by: zdeev on April 15, 2013, 07:07:00 am
I wish there was more hours in the day.
Post by: northcity4 on April 15, 2013, 11:22:14 pm
I wish I had a back up heart incase my first heart fails.
Post by: Hazardus10 on April 16, 2013, 01:56:05 am
Granted, but now work days are longer and people hate life even more.
I wish I had a back up heart incase my first heart fails.
Granted. Your back up heart is a cows heart.
I wish for magic.
Post by: northcity4 on April 16, 2013, 02:43:05 am
I wish I could use cremation on myself.
Post by: Narukta on April 16, 2013, 09:36:56 am
I wish for a Power Ranger suit.
Post by: Hazardus10 on April 16, 2013, 01:04:44 pm
Granted. You're dead, as everyone expected.
I wish for a Power Ranger suit.
Granted. It is two sizes, two small.
I wish for a rocket.
Post by: northcity4 on April 16, 2013, 05:10:20 pm
I wish Crusader was never a card created into elements.
Post by: Hazardus10 on April 17, 2013, 01:07:53 am
Granted, and it flies you into space where you get congealed.
I wish Crusader was never a card created into elements.
Granted. They rename it sader.
I wish I was evil.
Post by: northcity4 on April 17, 2013, 03:43:28 am
I wish I had one extra card in my card collection.
Post by: Skysong on April 18, 2013, 12:41:34 am
I wish I could bluff like a god.
Post by: northcity4 on April 18, 2013, 03:06:52 am
I wish I deleted my account.
Post by: Opsinis on April 18, 2013, 03:09:02 am
I wish Vine didn't exist.
Post by: northcity4 on April 18, 2013, 03:54:30 am
I wish wishing cost 1c per wish.
Post by: zdeev on April 18, 2013, 04:40:33 am
I wish people would laugh more and resort to conflict less.
Post by: northcity4 on April 18, 2013, 07:15:09 am
I wish I had 200k coins on elements (not that I do :P)
Post by: zdeev on April 18, 2013, 03:54:26 pm
I wish we could operate for more hours without needing sleep.
Post by: northcity4 on April 18, 2013, 04:20:04 pm
I wish I owned an NBA team.
Post by: 09113664593c on April 19, 2013, 12:32:39 am
I wish that I could become a successful fanfiction writer
Post by: northcity4 on April 19, 2013, 03:05:46 am
I wish all mountains became valleys and valleys became mountains.
Post by: UnholyAir on April 24, 2013, 06:35:42 am
I wish the Light Nymph had a better skill.
Post by: Narukta on April 24, 2013, 10:46:38 am
I wish to a 25° summer here
(Celsius :P)
Post by: northcity4 on April 24, 2013, 08:50:45 pm
I wish I passed all my classes.
Post by: Pella on April 24, 2013, 09:24:11 pm
I wish for 12 hot blondes to lust after me.
Post by: dawn to dusk on April 24, 2013, 11:29:20 pm
I wish for bacon
Post by: northcity4 on April 25, 2013, 01:59:35 am
I wish I was an expert in playing word games.
Post by: Pella on April 25, 2013, 03:48:52 am
I wish I owned the computer from the movie WarGames.
Post by: northcity4 on April 25, 2013, 04:03:27 am
I wish I found 3(5-2)^2 + -22 dollars in my pocket.
Post by: 09113664593c on April 25, 2013, 04:44:24 am
I wish that my math did itself
Post by: zdeev on April 25, 2013, 09:55:06 am
I wish I was a professional cricket player.
Post by: dawn to dusk on April 25, 2013, 12:54:45 pm
I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted.
Post by: northcity4 on April 25, 2013, 04:24:22 pm
I wish I could live in the white house legally.
Post by: Pella on April 25, 2013, 04:36:50 pm
I wish everything I did was always right.
Post by: northcity4 on April 25, 2013, 05:33:59 pm
I wish I never needed surgery.
Post by: kimham8a on April 28, 2013, 04:40:30 am
I wish for life to be a tad easier.
Post by: UnholyAir on April 28, 2013, 05:24:15 pm
I wish my foot was not broken.
Post by: 09113664593c on April 28, 2013, 08:27:32 pm
I wish I had an eidetic memory
Post by: Syche on April 30, 2013, 09:57:24 am
I wish for rainbows.
Post by: Pella on April 30, 2013, 10:36:29 pm
[Out Of Game] Welcome to the forum, Syche! [/oog]
I wish I were a wealthy drug dealer and that all law enforcement peeps loved me and never did anything to hurt me or put me in jail.
Post by: DoubleCapitals on May 01, 2013, 01:30:04 am
I wish for an omelette on a plate.
Post by: zdeev on May 01, 2013, 04:37:49 am
I wish I could read people's thoughts.
Post by: Syche on May 01, 2013, 10:12:30 am
I wish for unharmful, yummy cheese pie.
Post by: northcity4 on May 04, 2013, 06:34:26 pm
I wish that if you and me both have 5$ that I actually have more money than you.
Post by: Syche on May 06, 2013, 09:54:24 pm
I wish for a pet majestic beetle that is completely harmless and friendly. :p
Post by: UnholyAir on May 07, 2013, 02:10:41 am
I wish that Damselflies' stats were 500/100
Post by: dawn to dusk on May 07, 2013, 06:17:09 am
I wish for elements to be it's own zodiac
Post by: UnholyAir on May 07, 2013, 11:34:25 pm
I wish the guy I liked wasn't straight. :c
Post by: Skysong on May 17, 2013, 02:54:45 am
I wish for everything.
Post by: timetock on May 17, 2013, 07:23:16 am
I wish that my History can go up to an A.
Post by: dawn to dusk on May 17, 2013, 11:50:53 am
I wish my Internet wasn't crap
Post by: timetock on May 17, 2013, 04:32:02 pm
I wish Pokemon were real :(
Post by: 09113664593c on May 19, 2013, 08:56:46 pm
Granted, but team rocket steals any pokemon you even think about catching
I wish that I had an unlimited supply of delicious pepperoni pizza
Post by: Pella on May 19, 2013, 09:03:11 pm
I wish I were a tennis ball.
Post by: UnholyAir on May 19, 2013, 09:45:52 pm
I wish the big bang never happened.
Post by: blueberrymania on May 23, 2013, 01:33:21 am
I wish that I had six of every card in the game, with the exception of 30 of each pillar/pendulum.
Post by: Pella on May 23, 2013, 02:49:18 am
I wish I could have #1 decks in all four Arena leagues at the same time. For a week.
Post by: blueberrymania on May 23, 2013, 01:53:06 pm
I wish that Unstable Gas didn't exist.
Post by: dawn to dusk on May 24, 2013, 05:39:39 am
I wish for a puppy
Post by: Opsinis on May 29, 2013, 04:09:05 am
I wish for a tomato plant to spring up from my garden.
Post by: Blaze on June 04, 2013, 05:07:37 am
I wish for awesomeness.
Post by: Pella on June 04, 2013, 11:23:38 am
I wish my phone's network connection would stay connected instead of constantly dropping in and out.
Sent from my SPH-D700 using Tapatalk 2
Post by: whateveruloveur on June 21, 2013, 03:15:39 am
I wish time (not the element) didn't exist.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on June 21, 2013, 05:40:51 am
I wish for a wish.
Post by: Opsinis on June 25, 2013, 03:42:29 am
I wish for more hours in a day.
Post by: UnholyAir on June 25, 2013, 03:44:03 am
I wish the damned farewell forum wasn't 200+ posts.
Post by: Opsinis on June 25, 2013, 03:48:16 am
I wish for a wild pack of hexagons.
Post by: Pella on June 25, 2013, 04:20:21 am
I wish Elements wasn't so time-consuming.
Post by: Opsinis on June 25, 2013, 04:50:26 am
I wish all teeth were white.
Post by: whateveruloveur on June 30, 2013, 06:57:07 am
I wish I had a remote that could control human volume.
Post by: UnholyAir on July 03, 2013, 02:34:46 am
I wish I didn't have the urge to break into song and dance.
Post by: Plastica on July 10, 2013, 03:05:38 am
I wish it was October.
Post by: Nepycros on July 10, 2013, 07:41:30 pm
Granted, but you are now passionless.
I wish it was October.
Congratulations, it's always October. You no longer have any birthdays. If your birthday was in October, it has been moved to September.
I wish I wasn't having such bad luck today.
Post by: Plastica on July 10, 2013, 08:00:08 pm
I wish Adolf Hitler had inspired harmony rather than tyranny.
Post by: CriticalError13 on July 17, 2013, 11:31:10 pm
Granted, you will actually have astoundingly good luck today rather than bad; however, tomorrow you will trip on a black cat and fall through a hidden two-way mirror that leads through a hall of various ladders. When you do find your way out, a piano with quite a fatal velocity crushes you. You also faintly recall stepping on a crack or two.Granted, but he had two sons who grew up to be Supreme Co-Rulers of Earth.
I wish Adolf Hitler had inspired harmony rather than tyranny.
I wish I had an Android phone.
Post by: BeefSupreme on July 21, 2013, 10:02:13 pm
Granted, but he had two sons who grew up to be Supreme Co-Rulers of Earth.
I wish I had an Android phone.
Granted, but you drop it into the toilet upon opening the package (because you felt like opening your new phone in the bathroom).
"I wish, I wish, I wish
To every city
I wish, I wish, I wish
Every hood
I wish, I wish, I wish
And every block
I wish, I wish, I wish
Ghetto America" -R. Kelly (good luck)
Post by: whateveruloveur on August 02, 2013, 10:25:05 am
I wish, I wish, I wish
that video wasn't so funny.
Post by: BeefSupreme on August 02, 2013, 12:54:39 pm
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090720220818/familyguy/images/3/33/Buzz_Killington.jpg)
I wish people could see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Post by: DoubleCapitals on August 19, 2013, 12:47:39 pm
I wish Elements Mafia 33 can begin.
Post by: AnonymousRevival on August 19, 2013, 03:42:37 pm
I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for something.
Post by: Submachine on August 19, 2013, 03:53:14 pm
I wish a paintbrush.
Post by: ChemMan13 on August 19, 2013, 06:56:11 pm
I wish yo mama jokes were junny again.
Post by: BeefSupreme on August 19, 2013, 10:24:10 pm
I wish that the word "swag" fell off the face of the Earth.
Post by: Jyiber on August 19, 2013, 11:02:50 pm
I wish that I'd stop having nightmares about evil penguin invasions.
Post by: BeefSupreme on August 20, 2013, 03:06:47 am
I wish that Ms. Jackson would forgive Outkast.
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on August 23, 2013, 03:04:33 am
I wish my fish didn't try to bite me.
Post by: BeefSupreme on August 23, 2013, 05:43:05 am
I wish that Avatar: The Last Airbender was real.
Post by: dawn to dusk on August 23, 2013, 09:11:30 am
i wish for a bacon and cheese toasted sandwich that isnt burned or have had any alterations done to it.
Post by: ChemMan13 on August 23, 2013, 11:35:42 am
I wish that people could just get along, maybe not kill each other for a day...
Post by: BeefSupreme on August 23, 2013, 10:18:10 pm
I wish I had moar Electrum.
Post by: dawn to dusk on August 23, 2013, 10:26:58 pm
I wish I wasn't always hungry
Post by: whatifidogetcaught? on August 23, 2013, 10:27:54 pm
I wish these Doritos tasted even more awesome.
Post by: BeefSupreme on August 23, 2013, 10:35:57 pm
I wish I wasn't always hungry
Granted, you are always bloated.
Ah, I was gonna say "deported to Africa."
Post by: Essence on September 12, 2013, 08:31:12 pm
I wish I had a masamune katana.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devon_Woodcomb)
Post by: FlareGlutox on September 13, 2013, 01:33:09 am
I wish to have better video game skills.
Post by: timetock on September 13, 2013, 11:02:47 am
I wish I have 6|6 copies of every card
Post by: ChemMan13 on September 13, 2013, 10:00:49 pm
I wish I had mark cards cause that would really screw with seism's strategy.
Post by: wedrax on September 14, 2013, 11:22:50 am
granted, I now have 6 copies of every card (cost a lot to do though).
I wish I had mark cards cause that would really screw with seism's strategy.
You finally have 15 of every mark card, but zanz decides to remove them from the game.
I wish everyone would get no more money than what one needs for a decent life.
Post by: ChemMan13 on September 14, 2013, 07:14:00 pm
I wish I felt sorry for crushing such a positive and selfless dream.
Post by: Raptor6789 on September 15, 2013, 04:45:53 pm
I wish Congress wasn't gridlocked.
Post by: ChemMan13 on September 15, 2013, 08:35:14 pm
I wish that I could find a Twinkie, or Bob Marley for that matter, or that the zombie running at me would........... BRAINS
Post by: timetock on September 16, 2013, 01:21:18 am
I wish Pokémon were real
Post by: xyan on September 16, 2013, 01:40:00 am
I wish I had more time in a day.
Post by: BeefSupreme on September 16, 2013, 04:24:03 am
I wish that Morgan Freeman was God.
Post by: Submachine on September 16, 2013, 10:52:27 am
I wish that all my pro gaming skills were changed to superpowers.
Post by: dawn to dusk on September 16, 2013, 11:03:38 am
I wish I could stay on the cruise ship I was on a couple weeks ago (seriously, free 24 hour pizza and ice-cream with both crispy and regular bacon for breakfast EVERY morning. EPIC!!! :D)
Post by: Omni on September 16, 2013, 02:28:59 pm
I would just wish I did not have to make a wish.
Post by: BeefSupreme on September 16, 2013, 11:08:00 pm
he does know that posts in Forum Games don't count as actual posts, right?
I wish I had a really nice gaming laptop.
Post by: timetock on September 17, 2013, 02:40:11 am
I wish I had my fundraising done. (I NEED ~170 USD)
Post by: Chuck__Boris on September 19, 2013, 09:03:17 pm
I wish i had all elements cards.
Post by: zumba on September 19, 2013, 10:45:27 pm
i wish i had 3 pounds of hotwings and unlimited beer
Post by: ChemMan13 on September 20, 2013, 12:20:44 am
I wish that people could make this a never ending post by going back to the start and thinking of a new chain of responses and see if we can get to the topic of elvis the serial killer.
Post by: eljoemo on September 20, 2013, 01:14:35 am
I wish I had a house on the moon.
Post by: zumba on September 20, 2013, 01:40:17 am
Post by: timetock on September 20, 2013, 04:09:24 am
Granted! but i move in with your and i have terrible and contagious footfungus
gah no wish
so i shall make a wish for you
I WISH POKEMON WERE REAL
Post by: eljoemo on September 20, 2013, 05:06:01 am
I wish that Valve would make a game series longer than 2 games
Post by: BeefSupreme on September 20, 2013, 06:18:25 am
I wish that Nigel Thornberry could narrate my life.
Post by: Jyiber on September 20, 2013, 06:28:31 am
I wish something cool would happen.
Post by: timetock on September 20, 2013, 09:20:44 am
I wish I could drive.
Post by: dawn to dusk on September 20, 2013, 10:01:57 am
i wish i wasnt one of the youngest people in my year at school
Post by: timetock on September 20, 2013, 01:16:55 pm
I wish I had a 3DS
Post by: xyan on September 20, 2013, 03:36:00 pm
I wish the world had a little more financial equality.
Post by: BeefSupreme on September 21, 2013, 12:55:00 am
I wish I could see Roger Waters in concert ;-;
Post by: zumba on September 21, 2013, 03:06:38 am
I wish i didnt cry when i forgot to put a wish earlier :'( :water :water :water
Post by: eljoemo on September 21, 2013, 05:24:40 am
I wish the cake was not a lie.
Post by: Drake_XIV on September 21, 2013, 05:29:24 am
Granted, but you don't get any of it.
I wish I had a job.
Post by: dawn to dusk on September 21, 2013, 05:39:33 am
i wish i knew someone in RL who plays EtG
Post by: Drake_XIV on September 21, 2013, 05:43:07 am
I wish I wasn't so inclined to self-deprecation.
Post by: eljoemo on September 21, 2013, 06:05:11 am
I wish more people would appreciate my awesome signature.
Post by: Drake_XIV on September 21, 2013, 06:07:03 am
I wish I could get some sleep.
Post by: dawn to dusk on September 21, 2013, 06:09:22 am
i wish i had more time to live life
Post by: eljoemo on September 21, 2013, 06:15:15 am
I wish I was batman.
Post by: timetock on September 21, 2013, 11:43:10 am
I wish I could live normally while sleeping less. Then I could have more free time yaysies.
Post by: FlareGlutox on September 21, 2013, 01:09:02 pm
I wish someone could teach me in detail, as to how you can see the amount of posts specific users have made in a certain topic.
Post by: timetock on September 21, 2013, 01:21:07 pm
I wish we could have two masterballs in each game to obtain instead of only one
Post by: xyan on September 21, 2013, 05:19:11 pm
I wish all news shows were like Colbert Report and the Daily Show
Post by: zumba on September 21, 2013, 09:05:48 pm
I wish i didnt have to get up and get food
Post by: timetock on September 22, 2013, 01:10:40 am
I wish I can get out of Bronze1.
Post by: killsdazombies on September 22, 2013, 01:41:04 am
I wish the Cookie Clicker game wasn't so addicting.
Post by: ChemMan13 on September 23, 2013, 03:32:24 am
I wish that i had a pause button to stop time and draw in little captions when someone has a really strange face.
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Post by: timetock on September 23, 2013, 03:45:37 am
And you eventually go insane. ?_?
I wish I could sleep whenever I wanted, However i wanted, wherever I wanted. (Insomnia sucks.)
Post by: eljoemo on September 23, 2013, 04:21:42 am
I wish The matrix was real.
Post by: timetock on September 23, 2013, 10:15:46 am
I wish I was rich. With money.
Post by: BeefSupreme on September 24, 2013, 12:23:16 am
Granted, but the money you get was stolen from a bank.
I wish that I had unlimited RP on League of Legends.
Post by: eljoemo on September 24, 2013, 12:46:01 am
I wish I could teleport
Post by: Submachine on September 24, 2013, 12:56:22 am
I wish that the Necronomicon was real.
Post by: BeefSupreme on September 24, 2013, 01:06:12 am
Nice wish, you got us all killed
I wish the Shinigami realm (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080921035004/deathnote/images/b/b2/Shinigami-realm1.JPG) was real and that Light Yagami (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/Light_from_Death_Note.jpg) held possession of a Death Note. (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSgabpoU0Nu9-fhcKh46VYQ5n19RWqpd0DKOeVGX9zsQFmF8vb)
Post by: timetock on September 24, 2013, 01:43:05 am
I wish I Had skate shoes.
Post by: mathman101 on September 24, 2013, 02:26:59 am
I wish I had a pet soup! :P
Post by: BeefSupreme on September 24, 2013, 06:01:19 am
I wish the USA was run by Steven Colbert.
Post by: Chuck__Boris on September 24, 2013, 07:18:01 pm
I wish i could make a wish right now.
Post by: timetock on September 24, 2013, 08:29:15 pm
I wish I wouldn't lag so much on LoL
Post by: BeefSupreme on September 25, 2013, 01:23:28 am
I wish I wasn't sick ;-;
Post by: zumba on September 25, 2013, 10:01:55 pm
i wish the sun would explode and stop blinding me while i drive
Post by: eljoemo on September 25, 2013, 10:13:01 pm
I wish I could eat a week's worth of food at once and then not eat for that entire week.
Post by: xyan on September 25, 2013, 10:13:54 pm
granted your dead(obligatory repetition viable for last 3 posts, will this continue?)
I wish google fiber existed in lots of places, including where I live, instead of just 1/2 of Kansas City.
Post by: BeefSupreme on September 25, 2013, 11:34:22 pm
Granted, but it costs so much that only the richest of people can have it. (and if you're rich enough to afford it, you lose all your money)
I wish people could make better wishes.
Post by: mathman101 on September 25, 2013, 11:42:58 pm
i wish war auction would end, and the rest of the war would start
Post by: BeefSupreme on September 25, 2013, 11:45:43 pm
I wish I knew who all the Mafia were ?_?
Post by: mathman101 on September 25, 2013, 11:47:47 pm
i wish for bacon
Post by: BeefSupreme on September 25, 2013, 11:51:32 pm
Granted, but it is either too crispy or too flimsy (depending on which you prefer, it'd be the one you don't prefer ;) )
I wish for a 14 card bid in War Auction ;-;
Post by: zumba on September 25, 2013, 11:58:08 pm
i wish donuts was a real element
Post by: BeefSupreme on September 26, 2013, 02:45:42 am
Granted, but the bid is invalid and your dreams are shattered
i wish donuts was a real element
Side note: If you're going to use this thread, please at least put SOME brain effort into your responses.
Carry on.
Post by: timetock on September 26, 2013, 04:13:59 am
I wish that I didn't have to do an engineering project in physics.
Post by: xyan on September 26, 2013, 04:57:02 am
I wish the missing episodes of Doctor Who's original series were recovered.
Post by: Jyiber on September 26, 2013, 04:44:27 pm
I wish someone would make a wish for me, I don't know what I want.
Post by: FlareGlutox on September 26, 2013, 05:37:32 pm
I wish Jyiber's miserable life of not knowing what to wish for would come to an end immediately.
Post by: timetock on September 27, 2013, 01:05:37 am
I wish I had math homework done.
Post by: ChemMan13 on September 27, 2013, 02:57:10 am
Post by: ChemMan13 on September 27, 2013, 02:58:49 am
Post by: timetock on September 27, 2013, 05:36:50 am
Congratulations, all your math homework for the semester is done for you, however the morning that is is due your dog sees in and then eats it. What can you say, your dog ate your homework.
I wish that I could un upgrade cards, i have 12 improved miracles and pharoahs, but no unupped ones. :-\Please put the two under one post. You can edit posts and add it in if needed.
Your wish is granted: however you accidentally unupgrade all of your cards and you become poor upgrading them again.
I wish for candy. We love candy.
Post by: Chuck__Boris on September 27, 2013, 05:19:50 pm
I wish for someone to make a wish (nothing can go wrong there).
Post by: BeefSupreme on September 27, 2013, 10:50:41 pm
Quote from: Rules
MINOR INFRACTIONS - 20 points
Spamming: Please do not double post or cross-post the same message in multiple forums. You will not PM or email multiple members of this site the same message. This includes "bump threads", posts intended merely to increase one's post count, and advertising threads.
Granted, I reported you and you will now have 20 points on your forum account (points are a bad thing).
I wish this thread could get back on topic..
Post by: timetock on September 28, 2013, 02:08:52 am
I wish One Piece would end. I'm not sure if my lifespan is long enough.
Post by: Luminouskun on September 28, 2013, 04:40:31 pm
I wish to buy a pair of new socks!
Post by: Pella on September 29, 2013, 07:57:19 am
I wish to be Luminouskun's firstborn child.
Post by: ChemMan13 on September 30, 2013, 12:40:06 am
I wish that you become Anakin skywalker and eventually escape your bonds of slavery to become a great Jedi night before killing nearly all other Jedi.
Post by: ChemMan13 on October 04, 2013, 06:28:21 pm
Post by: Luminouskun on October 06, 2013, 09:57:12 am
You are reborned as a Djinn.
I wish for ChemMan13 to become my faithful Djinn.
Post by: BeefSupreme on October 06, 2013, 11:20:04 am
@ChemMan:
> posts something
> less than 24 hours later
> "dood thread is ded"
> posts something
> less than 24 hours later
> "dood thread is ded"
I wish for moar wishes.
Post by: timetock on October 06, 2013, 11:51:29 am
-Free internet for 1 minute
-A room permanently full of fart
-A slice of pizza left in the sewer for eternity
-moar wishes
I wish for a better computer.
Post by: mathman101 on October 26, 2013, 12:51:16 am
i wish for :life
Post by: grimdragon64 on October 27, 2013, 10:10:33 pm
I wish for an immortal Chrysoara.
Post by: Gandora on October 27, 2013, 10:28:44 pm
I wish I could cook better.
Post by: RulacMage11 on October 28, 2013, 04:14:58 am
I wish I was sexier.
Post by: eljoemo on October 28, 2013, 04:20:33 am
I wish my laptop had a permanent WiFi signal
Post by: Gandora on October 28, 2013, 07:11:35 am
I wish I already had my master's degree.
Post by: Pella on October 28, 2013, 08:55:20 am
I wish to receive the income that Gandora lost.
[out of game]
According to my calendar, September 29 and October 4 have four full days (96 hours) between them. Which calendar are you using, in which those two dates are separated by "less than 24 hours"? Just curious. ;) [/oog]@ChemMan:
> posts something
> less than 24 hours later
> "dood thread is ded"
Post by: timetock on October 28, 2013, 11:58:18 am
I wish that I was sick so I didn't have to hand in my physics report
Post by: eljoemo on October 28, 2013, 06:33:38 pm
I wish I had amazing hair.
Post by: grimdragon64 on October 28, 2013, 09:17:00 pm
I wish I was that someone
Post by: Jyiber on October 28, 2013, 10:13:06 pm
I wish I had superpowers.
Post by: BeefSupreme on October 28, 2013, 10:54:15 pm
I wish I had a job.
Post by: Calambar on October 29, 2013, 12:12:57 am
I wish I never lost any match in Elements.
Post by: Pella on October 29, 2013, 07:51:41 am
I wish to become the Element of Death.
Post by: timetock on October 29, 2013, 10:22:19 am
I wish I had a time turner, as seen in Harry Potter.
Post by: Jyiber on October 29, 2013, 01:12:55 pm
I wish the wish after mine would not be granted.
Post by: BeefSupreme on October 30, 2013, 02:47:05 am
I wish that Jyiber was cool.
Post by: grimdragon64 on October 30, 2013, 01:12:47 pm
I wish that this wish would be granted.
Post by: FlareGlutox on October 31, 2013, 08:02:32 am
Was the wish really granted? This wish was foolproof... and they can't just flat out not grant a wish, right? RIGHT????
Maybe this paranoid feeling is the corruption of your wish? Yeah, yeah that must be it, that's the only plausible explanation... - OR IS IT?
I wish for the ability to blend with the shadows.
Post by: BeefSupreme on October 31, 2013, 08:09:12 am
The wish is granted, at least that's what you are told... But you have this feeling of doubt in your stomach driving you to rethink the whole affair.
Was the wish really granted? This wish was foolproof... and they can't just flat out not grant a wish, right? RIGHT????
Maybe this paranoid feeling is the corruption of your wish? Yeah, yeah that must be it, that's the only plausible explanation... - OR IS IT?
I wish for the ability to blend with the shadows.
one of the best posts in this thread for a while xD
Post by: timetock on October 31, 2013, 09:22:16 am
The wish is granted, at least that's what you are told... But you have this feeling of doubt in your stomach driving you to rethink the whole affair.
Was the wish really granted? This wish was foolproof... and they can't just flat out not grant a wish, right? RIGHT????
Maybe this paranoid feeling is the corruption of your wish? Yeah, yeah that must be it, that's the only plausible explanation... - OR IS IT?
I wish for the ability to blend with the shadows.
back on topic: you get the ability, but then you are forever trapped in the shadows and nobody can hear your muffled screams as you suffer in eternity :)
MEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE
I wish I had telekinesis.
Post by: dawn to dusk on October 31, 2013, 09:28:21 am
I wish for a non-maxwell's demon paradox
Post by: grimdragon64 on October 31, 2013, 08:27:07 pm
I wish to know what else to wish for
Post by: RulacMage11 on November 01, 2013, 01:43:54 am
I wish for a bag of delicious skittles.
Post by: mathman101 on November 01, 2013, 01:50:17 am
i wish for a large bowl of mystery goo
Post by: 9Tails on November 01, 2013, 02:20:02 am
I wish for a large topographic map.
Post by: Jyiber on November 15, 2013, 02:26:45 am
I wish to bring sexy back.
Post by: eljoemo on November 15, 2013, 02:42:16 am
I wish that the moon was genuinely made of cheese.
Post by: RulacMage11 on November 15, 2013, 03:24:52 am
I wish someone was by my side.
Post by: Calambar on November 15, 2013, 05:19:21 am
i wihs ny zpelign wuz beterr
Post by: dawn to dusk on November 15, 2013, 11:11:44 am
i wish for the letter 'O' to be able to talk
Post by: grimdragon64 on November 18, 2013, 10:32:17 pm
I wish for more :time to finish my homework.
Post by: Calambar on November 18, 2013, 11:23:19 pm
I wish I eventually won a fight in BL (having terrible losing streak right now).
Post by: grimdragon64 on November 23, 2013, 08:09:41 pm
I wish for your head on a platter.
Post by: mathman101 on November 29, 2013, 10:06:47 pm
I wish for socks that don't get holes in them.
Post by: eljoemo on November 29, 2013, 10:16:07 pm
I wish for cookies.
Post by: grimdragon64 on November 29, 2013, 10:26:08 pm
I wish for a card named Giant Anvil | Improved Anvil to be implemented into Elements.
Post by: eljoemo on November 29, 2013, 10:45:31 pm
I wish grimdragon didn't eat my cookies
Post by: mathman101 on November 29, 2013, 11:08:32 pm
I wish for a bright idea
Post by: RulacMage11 on November 29, 2013, 11:17:55 pm
I wish for a vial of poison that I can give to my enemies.
Post by: grimdragon64 on November 30, 2013, 12:26:15 am
I wish more of my friends liked to listen to Death Metal.
Post by: Jyiber on November 30, 2013, 01:14:18 am
I wish that this guy >> :) would catch :fire and he'd be like :o and I'd be like 8) and he'd be like >:(
and then I'd slap him with :entropy and he'd be all like ?_? and then I'd use :gravity to drop :earth on him
and then he'd :'( and drown in :water followed by :death.
Post by: eljoemo on November 30, 2013, 01:27:59 am
I wish everyone would stahp eating my goddamn COOKIES!
Post by: RulacMage11 on November 30, 2013, 01:31:24 am
I wish Jyiber doesn't die in :underworld
Post by: mathman101 on November 30, 2013, 02:16:05 am
I wish eljoemo had his cookies back so I could steal and eat them
Post by: eljoemo on November 30, 2013, 02:21:52 am
I wish not to go to prison for hitting mathman with a chair
Post by: Chapuz on November 30, 2013, 02:58:45 am
I wish zanz is awake enough to finish the 1.4 update
Post by: Jyiber on November 30, 2013, 04:20:24 am
I wish I wasn't so eager for the zombie apocalypse to start.
Post by: grimdragon64 on November 30, 2013, 06:14:22 pm
I wish I had some poisonous cookies.
Post by: Calambar on December 01, 2013, 08:06:04 am
I wish pvp autoloss bug was fixed.
Post by: grimdragon64 on December 01, 2013, 04:11:04 pm
I wish to remove the poison from the cookies I ate.
Post by: Savage on December 26, 2013, 08:05:00 am
I wish cookies were not so complicated to make.
Post by: timetock on December 26, 2013, 08:57:49 am
I wish I had enough upped cards for a mono deck.
Post by: Savage on December 26, 2013, 11:15:44 am
I wish I had all the nymph cards right now.
Post by: EmeraldDagger on December 26, 2013, 02:25:53 pm
I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted.
Post by: Savage on December 27, 2013, 07:04:40 am
Granted, but in 1.4, Nymphs will be removed from the game. Wait, are you serious?
Granted, but your wish was a bad one, so now you are stuck with it.
I wish working out wasn't so hard.
Post by: dawn to dusk on December 27, 2013, 07:12:26 am
i wish zanz supported this game with good, frequent updates
Post by: Savage on December 27, 2013, 07:33:33 am
I wish I could be on staff for elements.
Post by: grimdragon64 on December 27, 2013, 08:14:29 pm
I wish for a 0 | 5 immaterial mutant.
Post by: eljoemo on December 27, 2013, 08:26:13 pm
I wish for a chocolate Ferrari
Post by: Savage on December 27, 2013, 08:50:26 pm
I wish I had enough real life money to make such a big donation to get Zanz to give me every nymph in the game, 12 copies of each.
Post by: eljoemo on December 27, 2013, 08:57:35 pm
I wish my house wasn't so damn cold
Post by: kimham8a on December 28, 2013, 12:28:33 am
I wish I played this game.
Post by: Savage on December 28, 2013, 09:21:11 am
I wish school was only 4 days a week instead of the usual 5.
Post by: dawn to dusk on December 28, 2013, 09:23:47 am
i wish for a corrupt a wish thread of my own
Post by: Savage on December 28, 2013, 09:25:40 am
I wish my FG deck win percentage went from 30% to 35%.
Post by: dawn to dusk on December 28, 2013, 09:29:24 am
i wish to be able to contemplate the mechanics of time travel
Post by: Savage on December 28, 2013, 09:33:40 am
I wish my job was much more enjoyable.
Post by: dawn to dusk on December 28, 2013, 09:37:07 am
i wish that this wish was made of toast
Post by: Calambar on December 28, 2013, 09:41:37 am
I wish Otyugh did not devour me.
Post by: Savage on December 28, 2013, 09:43:01 am
I wish wishes did not exist.
Post by: dawn to dusk on December 28, 2013, 09:48:56 am
that wish causes that same wish to not exist. if it does not exist, the wish could not be made. if it was not made, it would not take effect meaning that wishes are back. that means that the wish you just made caused wishes to not exist ... ... ... then the world blows up from the paradox (grandfather paradox anyone?)
i wish that :underworld was back in war (idk why but i want to see how it goes)
Post by: kimham8a on December 28, 2013, 11:46:25 am
I wish you all a merry Christmas. (do you dare ruin that one?) :P
Post by: Savage on December 28, 2013, 08:10:14 pm
I wish my brain could fathom Paradox's and make sense of them.
Post by: grimdragon64 on January 02, 2014, 02:44:17 pm
I wish for bottled fire (that won't die out because it is in a bottle).
Post by: eaglgenes101 on January 04, 2014, 07:51:28 am
I wish I could think of something...
Post by: dawn to dusk on January 04, 2014, 08:27:29 am
I wish I was better at forum mafia (but not so good that everyone quits as soon as I enter, I mean, I want to be better to get more out of it not beat everyone before day 1 ends)(please don't say I'm good enough already :P )
Post by: grimdragon64 on January 04, 2014, 07:00:22 pm
I wish that I had enough posts to be a full member already.
Post by: Jacker77 on January 17, 2014, 08:54:30 pm
I wish I understood Elements better >:(
Post by: iloveashley3 on January 17, 2014, 09:08:02 pm
i wish i had enough time to join a tournament..
Post by: Essence on January 19, 2014, 01:27:27 am
I wish that Elements loaded my massive card collection quickly enough to do...well, anything at all...on my brokeback laptop.
Post by: Haruko on February 26, 2014, 05:40:39 pm
I wish for an infinite number of corrupt wishes.
Post by: grimdragon64 on March 08, 2014, 03:27:46 pm
I wish for nothing at all.
Post by: dawn to dusk on March 29, 2014, 12:59:43 am
I wish for a necro
Post by: Zergva on March 29, 2014, 01:06:05 am
Granted. You get so much nothing, something is taken away.
I wish for a necro
Granted, then you get a permaban for necroing. (Just kidding)
I wish for negating the next poster's wish.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on March 29, 2014, 08:45:52 am
I wish for negating the previous poster's wish.
Post by: CrockettRocket on April 04, 2014, 12:38:32 am
Granted, now because of my wish you're caught in a black hole because of paradox.
I wish for negating the previous poster's wish.
Granted, As long as you end up having to reset your account in elements every hour.
I wish for a new card to be created in elements, that cant be seen as a hack, make my account reset, or hinder anyone who uses it, and that its something everyone can get easily.
Post by: sasuk3 on April 04, 2014, 12:43:36 am
I wish that my brother BrandenC6 has to delete his forum account and that my account on everything and computer will remain the same and life will run its normal course with out this wish getting corrupted one bit and that it all goes accordingly in my mind.
Post by: CrockettRocket on April 04, 2014, 12:47:06 am
Granted, but every time you use this card or see it your computer gets up and runs away.Granted, for a user with that name does not exist and therefore doesn't own a forum account.
I wish that my brother BrandenC6 has to delete his forum account and that my account on everything and computer will remain the same and life will run its normal course with out this wish getting corrupted one bit and that it all goes accordingly in my mind.
I wish for you to not post a wish, not create a paradox, and that you have to be silenced every turn of elements with no sanctuaires, discard all your cards at the end of every turn, and to have an unlimited supply of fire quanta so I can deck you out very fast.
Post by: sasuk3 on April 04, 2014, 12:51:44 am
Granted, but every time you use this card or see it your computer gets up and runs away.Granted, for a user with that name does not exist and therefore doesn't own a forum account.
I wish that my brother BrandenC6 has to delete his forum account and that my account on everything and computer will remain the same and life will run its normal course with out this wish getting corrupted one bit and that it all goes accordingly in my mind.
I wish for you to not post a wish, not create a paradox, and that you have to be silenced every turn of elements with no sanctuaires, discard all your cards at the end of every turn, and to have an unlimited supply of fire quanta so I can deck you out very fast.
Granted, but now that wish backfiires on you and your the one who has to follow the repercussions of what my wish being granted for is.
I wish that the person who grants my wish is actually me and thinks just like i do and wants the best for me so that nothing bad ever can happen to me and that they give me unlimited wishes and if i can't have unlimited wishes i get unlimited genies.
Post by: CrockettRocket on April 04, 2014, 04:13:34 pm
I wish for you to just shut up. ---__---
Post by: dragtom on April 04, 2014, 05:40:05 pm
Granted, but whatever your using to backfire it against me misses and I take on the new name of "me."granted, but unfortunately, online people type instead of speak.
I wish for you to just shut up. ---__---
I wish the next person to post tells me what I should've wished.
Post by: grimdragon64 on April 04, 2014, 08:53:35 pm
I wish for this wish itself.
Post by: CrockettRocket on April 05, 2014, 02:41:37 pm
I wish for every immolation deck to use gnome riders. I use the king gnome rider himself, named dragtom.
Post by: dragtom on April 05, 2014, 02:52:32 pm
I wish people would stop calling me a gnome rider (http://i.imgur.com/002LBwC.png)
^made for war propaganda
Post by: jarozaoz on April 05, 2014, 05:59:07 pm
I wish for more Pharaohs from spin. <3
Post by: Zergva on April 05, 2014, 07:28:53 pm
I wish for new cards in-game.
Post by: grimdragon64 on April 05, 2014, 11:28:23 pm
I wish for a Jade Shield.
Post by: CrockettRocket on April 07, 2014, 10:48:56 pm
I wish for every cremation deck to use gnome losers as there fodder.
Post by: joegreenbeen on April 12, 2014, 11:44:13 am
I wish that this wish wasn't so long, but it keeps going and going so much I wish it would stop, but it is sooooooooo long it I need to really wish it will stop. I need it to stop so someone can corrupt my wish of getting it to stop and my thumbs are getting tired of typing this reeeeaaaallllllyyyyy long wish I wish would stop.
Post by: grimdragon64 on May 01, 2014, 03:46:48 pm
I wish for the corruptor of this wish to lose a nymph.
Post by: jarozaoz on May 01, 2014, 05:11:06 pm
I wish for more muney.
Post by: CrockettRocket on May 01, 2014, 08:53:18 pm
I wish not to be a gnome loser.
Post by: iDaire on May 02, 2014, 01:35:47 am
Post by: eljoemo on May 02, 2014, 02:13:21 am
I wish for a 10cm x 10cm x 15cm block of Extra Mature Scottish Cheddar Cheese
Post by: artimies7 on May 02, 2014, 02:26:03 am
I wish for an internship.
Post by: iDaire on May 02, 2014, 02:27:51 am
Post by: jarozaoz on May 02, 2014, 10:09:09 am
I wish for less amount of ghostmare decks in silver.
Post by: iDaire on May 02, 2014, 10:11:10 am
Post by: CrockettRocket on May 02, 2014, 10:52:50 am
I wish to be allowed to double post right now.
Post by: CrockettRocket on May 02, 2014, 10:53:06 am
Post by: jarozaoz on May 02, 2014, 11:44:51 am
Granted, but it wasn't corrupted!
You didnt gave new wish ;_;
Anyways, i wish for pink color at chat.
Post by: CrockettRocket on May 02, 2014, 12:16:37 pm
I didn't wish for anything because my one and only true wish has been granted, without being corrupted. :DGranted, but it wasn't corrupted!
You didnt gave new wish ;_;
Anyways, i wish for pink color at chat.
Post by: jarozaoz on May 02, 2014, 02:26:33 pm
Post by: CrockettRocket on May 02, 2014, 03:10:03 pm
ITZ SO KLEVER!!!!!!!111 :o :o :o :o
XD. Thank you. Remember, death can't make a wish now on this thread.
Post by: iDaire on May 03, 2014, 02:51:55 am
Post by: CrockettRocket on May 03, 2014, 06:15:38 am
Post by: dawn to dusk on May 03, 2014, 11:30:52 am
Not only has your wish been corrupted, but so has your account death. :D I win.
granted. you are now corrupted. due to this corruption, you die and cannot post here (i win moar)
i wish for a wish that wishes for this wish to be wished upon by wishers of a bright wishful future
Post by: Espithel on May 04, 2014, 12:55:50 am
Wish granted.
Unfortunately, wishes have no physical, objective or powerful purpose and thus didn't stop some meteorite from smashing into the earth, killing everything but cockroaches.
I wish for a nuke that only killed cockroaches.
Post by: BeefSupreme on May 04, 2014, 01:15:32 am
I wish for Paul McCartney concert tickets.
Post by: jarozaoz on May 04, 2014, 06:47:01 am
I wish for EtG birthday cake ♥
Post by: dawn to dusk on May 04, 2014, 06:53:45 am
i wish to win the game
Post by: jarozaoz on May 04, 2014, 06:56:23 am
Granted, but you started game with reseted account ;)
I wish to be famous in kong chat.
Post by: yee on May 07, 2014, 01:05:57 pm
I wish to see Big Bang up close.
Post by: dawn to dusk on May 11, 2014, 09:31:48 am
I wish for a person to hold a snail
Post by: iDaire on May 11, 2014, 02:22:48 pm
I wish for elements hybrid cards to finally be added into the game.
Post by: CrockettRocket on May 11, 2014, 04:46:38 pm
Post by: iDaire on May 11, 2014, 06:56:32 pm
-excuse one of dawns previous wish for this post plz...- Has anyone ever contacted zanz about hybrid card ideas? I personally dislike the concept and stopped playing MtG because of them. Theirs only 5 different attributes anyway, so making any hybrid imo sucks for mtg. Not only that, but you're paying for it. -_-. I was waiting to ask this in blab chat, and if no one contacted him I planned on doing so.Wrong Forums, but I believe Zanz is working on it. It just will take a while since adding hybrid cards would mean more than 50 new elements with at least 10 cards each! If that were to happen, then that would HAVE to mean second elements.
Post by: CrockettRocket on May 11, 2014, 07:01:02 pm
Granted. You now hold a snail...on a plate...with a fork.Carry on ppl~
I wish for elements hybrid cards to finally be added into the game.
Post by: Zawadx on May 12, 2014, 02:37:29 am
I wish for Divine Light to win Brawl
BTW, I think Zanz has no intention to add Hybrid cards. They would be complicated for the game and create an orginaztional dilemma. Also, it'd be confusing to the newbies. I think Zanz confirmed it somewhere?
Post by: iDaire on May 14, 2014, 01:24:58 am
Changing subjects (Not posting anymore), I wish for a piano
Post by: dawn to dusk on May 14, 2014, 05:43:46 am
I wish for an average potato to narrate my life
Post by: Calambar on May 14, 2014, 06:51:39 am
I wish for Zanz to come and save EtG.
Post by: Submachine on May 14, 2014, 01:28:51 pm
However, the investments were taken away from Elements, so it is not just dead now, but also bankrupt.
(Pun intended.) I wish I could go back in time to visit the Krazy Kid's wedding(who is secretly referred to as Krzysiekxd, in case you planned to post about someone else's wedding :P) and congratulate him personally.
Granted. It is in your head forever narrating every second of your life even when you sleep...
I wish for Zanz to come and save EtG.
Post by: Calambar on May 14, 2014, 03:34:00 pm
I wish I had not been killed by Submachine's submachine.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on May 14, 2014, 03:49:53 pm
I wish for experience.
Post by: Calambar on May 14, 2014, 04:03:31 pm
I wish for more :light and no :darkness.
Post by: Leodip on May 14, 2014, 04:07:28 pm
Granted. But you're random NPC and your experience bar is full. You can't level up anymore.Granted, you will be given 75 :light but all of your :darkness will be drained.
I wish for more :light and no :darkness.
I wish you a merry Christmas.
Post by: Calambar on May 14, 2014, 04:46:34 pm
I wish for less craziness in my name when read by someone who try to pronunce it in English. *sigh*
Post by: Espithel on May 14, 2014, 05:01:56 pm
...
That insult was terrible and nonsensical and hardly an insult. ;~;
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
Post by: Leodip on May 14, 2014, 05:39:59 pm
Wish granted, CryZeePsychSud.Granted.
...
That insult was terrible and nonsensical and hardly an insult. ;~;
I wish for this wish to be c%rr&pt#d.
Granted. But it was a typo - married - and short for Chris t. m. a. s. = married Chris - total madness and self-destruction.I think that saying "We will, but you'll suffer the whole time" would have been a valid enough answer
Post by: eljoemo on May 14, 2014, 11:40:03 pm
Post by: Submachine on May 15, 2014, 03:21:38 am
madman grabbed your submachine and killed crazy kid.
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/49850294.jpg)
It's like an entire dimension, it cannot be just grabbed. :P
Post by: Leodip on May 15, 2014, 05:23:25 am
I wish that Leodip made a wish :SI wish I hadn't forgotten.
Post by: Aneninen on June 06, 2014, 12:42:16 pm
I wish I hadn't forgotten.
Granted. However, I misused the verb 'forget' so, you forgot remembering not doing it though you should have not forgotten to remember doing it.
I wish I had the ability Mystique has (in X-Men).
Post by: yee on June 06, 2014, 01:43:01 pm
I wish I had more time.
Post by: jarozaoz on June 06, 2014, 02:56:03 pm
I wish for being a servant of imaginated God of :entropy.
Post by: iDaire on June 06, 2014, 08:45:09 pm
Unfortunately this is an imaginative god and doesn't exist so you aren't a servant while being a servant.
Paradox.
I wish for Corrupt a Wish 5.0 to come out so people would post more.
Post by: propheon on June 06, 2014, 09:08:50 pm
I wish to rule the world
Post by: Submachine on June 07, 2014, 12:56:51 am
Granted, but always if you'll get more time, you will get more work.It's a bit off-topic, but I think the God you're seeking for is Loki. :) He's the lord of chaos and stuff.
I wish for being a servant of imaginated God of :entropy.
Post by: Espithel on June 07, 2014, 01:03:45 am
Granted i came ,but im not a person im an alien and i came to destroy the corrupt a wish 4.0 and make sure its never come back
I wish to rule the world
Granted.
The world you rule is a planet made out of only cockroaches and cockroach defecation.
I wish for this wish to be a wish.
Post by: iDaire on June 07, 2014, 02:55:24 am
I wish on Frozengaia! :D
Post by: Leodip on June 07, 2014, 08:38:45 am
Wish Granted. But apparently you broke the third wall of Corrupt a Wish. Now you are a star. Waiting for someone to wish on you.Granted, you now have a girl called Gaia which is frozen.
I wish on Frozengaia! :D
I wish I wished a wishing wish.
Post by: dragtom on June 08, 2014, 12:27:39 am
Unfortunately, your wish (which you wished you wished) wishes you to never have made a wish.
I wish for the person that grants this wish to wish this as well.
Post by: Espithel on June 08, 2014, 01:08:49 am
Your wish is granted.
Unfortunately, I am not a person, I am a floating block of sentient text on an electronic screen, so I am not allowed to wish your wish.
I wish-wash.
Post by: iDaire on June 08, 2014, 01:30:03 am
However there is no laundrymat for wishes...XP
I wish for this wish to be cast on all wishes through the wish millennium.
Post by: Torriku on June 08, 2014, 01:32:59 am
Granted.
However there is no laundrymat for wishes...XP
I wish for this wish to be cast on all wishes through the wish millennium.
Granted, but your wish was for all wishes to never be corrupted thus the universe started falling apart.
I wish my next wish was incorruptable.
Post by: iDaire on June 08, 2014, 02:36:42 am
I wish my next wish was incorruptable.Wish Ungranted.
I wish for nothing.
Post by: Espithel on June 08, 2014, 02:37:51 am
I wish for the ability to wish things.
Post by: propheon on June 08, 2014, 02:49:26 am
i wish that something bad happen
Post by: Espithel on June 08, 2014, 03:12:14 am
I wish to destroy all emoticons.
Post by: Aneninen on June 08, 2014, 07:04:57 am
| w|5h 2 d357r0y 1337 5p34k. ^_^
Post by: Submachine on June 08, 2014, 08:28:29 am
I wish that you write 3 rows of random text in the next post.
Post by: Leodip on June 08, 2014, 01:41:25 pm
Granted. Now emoticons are back, so frozengaia gets angry at you. :o :P >:(Granted.
I wish that you write 3 rows of random text in the next post.
EDIT: "you" can be anyone who reads this.
Random text.
Random text.
Random text.
I wish people here stopped making wishes.
Post by: jarozaoz on June 08, 2014, 01:44:06 pm
I wish for unlimited ice creams in my fridge
Post by: Espithel on June 08, 2014, 03:11:20 pm
Your fridge is now the size of the universe and thus collapses upon itself into an omnipresent black hole.
Noob.
I wish for SouFflé.
Post by: propheon on June 10, 2014, 02:50:25 am
i wish people do more sports instead of sitting in front of computer all day
Post by: Espithel on June 10, 2014, 02:03:34 pm
They do Kinect Fitness now.
I wish for immortality,
I wish for the death of all the evil people.
Post by: jarozaoz on June 10, 2014, 02:14:32 pm
I wish for immortality
Granted, but you will land on closed space with endless fire. Everywhere.
I wish for the death of all the evil people
Granted, but by "evil" people I mean all your family, friends, and anyone in 250km radius. ♥
I wish for having virgin blood for X-mas. ♥
Post by: yee on June 10, 2014, 03:08:14 pm
I wish that there were no more smoking.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on June 10, 2014, 03:37:38 pm
I wish for peace in the world.
Post by: jarozaoz on June 10, 2014, 04:05:38 pm
I wish for unlimited :time marks in my account.
Post by: Espithel on June 10, 2014, 04:08:12 pm
Your bank account has now been clogged with an outmoded currency.
I wish for this wish to have a period at the end
Post by: jarozaoz on June 10, 2014, 05:11:25 pm
I wish for bottle, like its in
Post by: iancudorinmarian on June 10, 2014, 05:59:50 pm
I wish that jarozaoz won't corrupt this wish.
Post by: Aneninen on June 10, 2014, 06:21:56 pm
Granted, but all world is destroyed.corrupt it. Or was it Jarozaoz? ^_^
I wish I had been able to write a funnier comment.
Post by: jarozaoz on June 10, 2014, 06:24:04 pm
And thats for deleting me for a second from Corrupt a Wish, ian lol
I wish for this wish being granted by Vladimir Putin.
Post by: propheon on June 11, 2014, 12:27:42 am
i wish to take satan's place and be king of hell
Post by: CrockettRocket on June 11, 2014, 04:10:17 am
Breaks chain.
Post by: Submachine on June 11, 2014, 04:13:56 am
Breaks chain.Now it's time for starting a Corrupt A Wish 5.0. :P
Post by: Calambar on June 11, 2014, 08:22:37 am
Breaks chain.Now it's time for starting a Corrupt A Wish 5.0. :P
Agreed.
Post by: Espithel on June 11, 2014, 11:13:20 am
MU HAR HAR
Post by: Aneninen on June 11, 2014, 11:21:54 am
...I wish I could start a Corrupt A Wish 5.0 Thread...
Post by: propheon on June 11, 2014, 11:30:27 am
i wish i had make a forum account earlier
Post by: CrockettRocket on June 11, 2014, 12:08:43 pm
Post by: Espithel on June 11, 2014, 12:14:53 pm
Post by: CrockettRocket on June 11, 2014, 12:25:55 pm
Post by: propheon on June 11, 2014, 12:37:28 pm
i wish nobody make wishs anymore
Post by: dragtom on June 11, 2014, 12:39:53 pm
I wish people would not make comments that dont 'grant' the previous wish and make a new wish.
Post by: CrockettRocket on June 11, 2014, 12:42:28 pm
I wish people would stop wishing for people to not post non-granted posts.
I wish to confuse people.
I wish the person to corrupt this wish has to corrupt all 3 in one sentence.
I made a paradox. :D
Post by: propheon on June 11, 2014, 12:48:08 pm
Except shit !
Shits happens !
i wish for shit !
Post by: CrockettRocket on June 11, 2014, 12:53:08 pm
Post by: propheon on June 11, 2014, 12:58:17 pm
i wish for a snake in my plane
Post by: yee on June 11, 2014, 01:57:58 pm
I wish for some candy.
Post by: Leodip on June 11, 2014, 10:05:03 pm
Granted, it bites you in mid flight.Granted, but I'll eat them.
I wish for some candy.
I wish you understood propheon's reference to a certain movie (assuming I'm not wrong)
Post by: Espithel on June 11, 2014, 11:43:03 pm
I know all about Akira! I know what he's talking about!
I wish for lemonade.
Post by: eljoemo on June 11, 2014, 11:49:13 pm
I wish I knew what to turn down for.
Post by: MrSpyro on June 21, 2014, 04:04:22 am
I wish that I could :aether.
Post by: iDaire on June 23, 2014, 01:44:08 pm
Granted, but you forget it.Wish granted.
I wish that I could :aether.
You turned into a spark and faded.
I wish zanzarino could reply to this wish.
Post by: Espithel on June 23, 2014, 01:57:30 pm
Wish granted.
I wish for free donations.
Post by: grimdragon64 on June 24, 2014, 12:15:53 am
I wish for a wish that wishes for another wish. And that wish wishes for another wish. And THAT wish wishes for a slice of pizza.
Post by: iDaire on June 24, 2014, 12:20:43 am
Granted. Free donations. Donations without money :DWish granted. Pizza no longer exists. >=-D
I wish for a wish that wishes for another wish. And that wish wishes for another wish. And THAT wish wishes for a slice of pizza.
I wish for the ash eater to rule above all creatures in elements.
Post by: propheon on June 24, 2014, 12:22:39 am
i wish more people come play in pvp 2
Post by: grimdragon64 on June 24, 2014, 12:30:22 am
I wish for the pizza to return so someone can eat it
Post by: Espithel on June 24, 2014, 12:34:45 am
I hate pizza.
So... uhh... Bringing it back makes you all share my hatred for it.
I wish for this wish to be ignored.
Post by: CrockettRocket on June 24, 2014, 12:43:41 am
I wish for frozen to eat a pizza and hold his tongue at the same time.
Post by: Espithel on June 24, 2014, 01:56:53 am
Frozengaia creates a clone of himself and tortures the clone by stuffing pizza down its throat. The clone suddenly starts puking his intestines out as an allergic reaction.
I wish for revenge.
Post by: yee on June 27, 2014, 12:51:10 pm
Post by: Espithel on June 27, 2014, 01:00:06 pm
I wish for this post to be deleted by a moderator.
Post by: iancudorinmarian on June 27, 2014, 01:03:35 pm
I wish people would come back to EtG.
Post by: Aneninen on June 27, 2014, 03:51:05 pm
I wish Germany won the Football World Cup.
Post by: Espithel on June 27, 2014, 08:15:32 pm
I wish for fingers.
Post by: DoubleCapitals on June 28, 2014, 10:30:34 am
I wish for the Master of Mafia title.
Post by: Zawadx on June 28, 2014, 11:08:42 am
I wish for grammar skillz
Post by: yee on June 28, 2014, 12:23:08 pm
I wish for an icecream.
Post by: CrockettRocket on June 28, 2014, 07:08:10 pm
Now more important matters...
I wish for Zawadx and I to vote for Qweter day 1 of the next Mafia, to make sure he doesn't die night 1. <insert evil face here> Mwuahahahaha
Post by: Zawadx on June 29, 2014, 03:08:19 am
I wish for my crush to geddit :-X
Post by: Espithel on June 29, 2014, 03:48:48 pm
He got you. You two are now married in a happy family with two adopted children, and you grew to him too.
I wish for an emoticon. :P
Post by: CrockettRocket on July 02, 2014, 08:18:13 am
I wish for zawadx to not host this mafia, he says hes going to kick me....
Post by: Zawadx on July 02, 2014, 08:59:35 am
also, Zawadx kicks Crockettrocket in the nuts! ^^
I wish for sunshine and rainbows :P
Post by: yee on July 02, 2014, 01:18:04 pm
I wish to fly through eternal tornado.
Post by: Espithel on July 02, 2014, 02:35:44 pm
The tornado lasts forever, but is only 2 centimetres wide
I wish for a big, muscly man to take care of me when I grow old.
Post by: Zawadx on July 02, 2014, 02:40:24 pm
I wish for purple flames of doom.
Post by: Espithel on July 02, 2014, 02:50:50 pm
And now that the flame's killed you, you can't wish for anything stupid anymore.
I wish for Ursarings.
Post by: CrockettRocket on July 02, 2014, 05:26:02 pm
I wish for a committee of one to say if my wishes are stupid or not and that one person to be myself and for it to be granted only by myself.
Post by: CrockettRocket on July 02, 2014, 05:27:09 pm
Granted, but they disappear.Granted, but you can't ever say they're stupid.
I wish for a committee of one to say if my wishes are stupid or not and that one person to be myself and for it to be granted only by myself.
I wish for frozen to stop granting my wishes.
Post by: Espithel on July 02, 2014, 06:20:30 pm
Wish granted.
I wish for Crockett to stop asking me to stop granting his wishes.
Post by: CrockettRocket on July 02, 2014, 07:45:46 pm
I wish to know the exact amount of time a moment contains.
In a moment, said frank. An hour later his mother nagged frank again, and frank responded again with "In a moment"
XD This was an actual conversation on my cross country ski bus, but the sentence above wasnt part of it, just an example of how a moment for one person could be 2 moments for another. 2 moments for frank, and 1 moment for the mother.
Post by: Espithel on July 02, 2014, 07:47:29 pm
I wish to forget about the dark ages.
Post by: CrockettRocket on July 02, 2014, 08:39:36 pm
I wish for the granter of this wish to wish for the first wish ever made in corrupt a wish 1.0
Post by: yee on July 03, 2014, 09:57:14 am
I wish for my laptop to be fixed.
Post by: Espithel on July 03, 2014, 01:27:12 pm
I wish for Ursarings that don't disappear.
Post by: CrockettRocket on July 04, 2014, 04:02:18 am
Granted. it was fixed to a wall.Granted, they instead disintegrated.
I wish for Ursarings that don't disappear.
I wish for the granter of this wish to wish for the first wish ever made in corrupt a wish.
(I just don't want to look it up)
Post by: dragtom on July 04, 2014, 12:03:49 pm
I wish for the first wish ever made in corrupt a wish.
Post by: Espithel on July 04, 2014, 12:40:07 pm
I wish for Ursarings that don't disappear or disintegrate or die or maul my face or run away or have negative things happen to them.
Post by: jarozaoz on July 04, 2014, 05:17:47 pm
I wish for calm song.
Post by: yee on July 04, 2014, 08:46:41 pm
I wish that somebody would have noticed that "I wish for my laptop to be fixed." was the first wish of "Corrupt A Wish!"
Granted, but "Corrupt A Wish 1.0" don't exist (it was just "Corrupt A Wish!") :P
I wish for my laptop to be fixed.
Post by: grimdragon64 on July 05, 2014, 06:05:47 pm
I wish for that someone to be revived and in healthy condition (aka not undead).
Post by: Espithel on July 05, 2014, 06:34:10 pm
You cannot kill floating blocks of text, or revive floating blocks of text.
I wish for Ursaring-related memorabilia.
Post by: iDaire on July 05, 2014, 06:41:28 pm
ERROR 404:(Meaning: Ursaring is a bipedal bear Pokemon according to Google. A memorabilia is a want to keep things related to history basically )
You cannot kill floating blocks of text, or revive floating blocks of text.
I wish for Ursaring-related memorabilia.
Wish granted. You get hundreds of confused people.
I wish I corrupted the wish before me. ⊙▽⊙
Post by: Espithel on July 05, 2014, 06:49:26 pm
I think.
Granted, but they explode.
I have determined, after a potent indulgence in my lexical talents of designing futile and hopeful desires, that my wish shall be to bestow a greater ability to speak in your great mother tongue.
Post by: Aneninen on July 05, 2014, 07:21:50 pm
I wish I had my own Romulan Warbird spaceship.
Post by: iDaire on July 06, 2014, 12:33:54 am
Granted. I'm Hungarian. Vigyázz! Háromfejű majom van a hátad mögött! means "Watch out! There is a three-headed monkey behind you" in Hungarian. Your skills in my mother tongue has been improved a lot.Granted, but at what cost?
I wish I had my own Romulan Warbird spaceship.
Your ship has No fuel, paint, auto pilot, thrusters,food,or seat.
I wish.movies don't get turned into TV shows anymore.
Post by: Espithel on July 06, 2014, 12:42:26 am
I wish for :entropy.
Post by: yee on July 06, 2014, 08:31:30 am
I wish gravity stopped working ::)
Post by: FlareGlutox on July 21, 2014, 12:42:37 am
I wish I knew why the first 3 Corrupt A Wish threads were abandoned.
Post by: Drake_XIV on July 22, 2014, 02:36:29 am
I wish there was an explainable reason for why I haven't posted in a year yet hold the most posts in this thread.
Post by: Drake_XIV on July 22, 2014, 02:40:35 am
Post by: iDaire on July 22, 2014, 03:14:01 am
Granted, but you immediately forget.Granted. You are an idea guru. This is your thing.
I wish there was an explainable reason for why I haven't posted in a year yet hold the most posts in this thread.
I wish I could keep track of this thread. It is too much work to read every single reply to every reply.
Post by: Espithel on July 22, 2014, 05:18:15 pm
I wish for drywall.
Post by: CrockettRocket on July 24, 2014, 04:18:06 pm
I wish for wet Volcanoes to melt frozen things or people.
Post by: Espithel on July 24, 2014, 04:23:55 pm
Granted. They melt themselves.
I wish to be worshiped as the demonic overlord of drywall.
Post by: yee on July 24, 2014, 05:30:21 pm
I wish to be part of party of heroes.
Post by: caboose on September 03, 2014, 05:15:58 pm
I wish for infinite wishes.
Post by: Espithel on September 03, 2014, 05:25:50 pm
They are all wishes for your death.
I wish for this thread to end.
Post by: dawn to dusk on September 06, 2014, 10:41:03 am
/me walks off
Post by: Coffeeditto on September 15, 2014, 02:06:59 am
Post by: Espithel on September 15, 2014, 02:09:46 am
Post by: CrockettRocket on September 15, 2014, 02:46:22 am
What now, then? Is it over?Yes
Post by: iDaire on September 15, 2014, 02:55:04 am
Post by: yee on September 15, 2014, 11:54:41 am
VICTORY!To who?
Post by: CrockettRocket on September 15, 2014, 11:30:08 pm
Post by: caboose on September 17, 2014, 02:04:44 pm
Post by: iDaire on September 18, 2014, 02:48:21 am
What if there is a 5.0 of Corrupt a Wish?Kill it again. With fire.
Post by: caboose on September 18, 2014, 02:00:37 pm
What about 7.0?
Post by: yee on September 19, 2014, 09:32:03 am
What about 6.0?I wish for Corrupt A Wish 8.0 :P
What about 7.0?
Post by: CrockettRocket on September 19, 2014, 10:14:04 am
Granted. But Corrupt A wish 6.0 will keep going to corrupt your wish.What about 6.0?I wish for Corrupt A Wish 8.0 :P
What about 7.0?
I wish for y'all to stop posting.
Post by: caboose on September 19, 2014, 12:14:36 pm
'edit' sorry didn't realize I forgot a wish. I wish I had 20/20 vision
Post by: Drake_XIV on September 19, 2014, 07:12:22 pm
Post by: eaglgenes101 on September 22, 2014, 06:17:22 am
I wish wishes weren't so easy to corrupt.
Post by: Espithel on September 22, 2014, 06:36:52 am
(Why do I want to kill this thread all of a sudden? It's become a hobby or something. I want that to end. :/)
Post by: caboose on September 22, 2014, 11:44:47 am
I wish i have more time to do things.
Post by: iDaire on September 22, 2014, 12:12:42 pm
Granted, you one day successfully end Corrupt a wish 4.0 but not until your name becomes synonymous with the game and get constantly asked to start up 5.0. [or 4.1 if you want this to have a reeealllllly long shelf life.]Granted. You go homeless and jobless in five seconds. Go nuts now.
I wish i have more time to do things.
I wish I was forgiven.
Post by: caboose on September 22, 2014, 12:53:10 pm
I wish I wasn't homeless.
Post by: Espithel on September 22, 2014, 10:26:36 pm
*Stabs the hobo*
There. Now you're a zombie. :D
I wish for holy water.
Post by: CrockettRocket on September 22, 2014, 10:28:53 pm
I wish. not for for. thats for sure.
Post by: caboose on September 23, 2014, 01:27:36 am
I wish i was a clean zombie.........................................
...............................................brainssssssss
Post by: Drake_XIV on September 23, 2014, 06:26:46 pm
I wish this thread would really die.
Post by: yee on September 23, 2014, 06:31:06 pm
Granted, you get one instead of for because everybody gets one. [ba-dum-tsish]Granted, you bath in accid and it cleans you so well that you have no body left (you'r a ghost now).
I wish i was a clean zombie.........................................
...............................................brainssssssss
I wish for ghostbusters to check this thread (it feels like somebody is haunting here) :P
Granted, it is now undead an will go on.
I wish I had better ideas of what to wish for.
Post by: caboose on September 23, 2014, 08:15:40 pm
I wish I could go back in time before I become a homeless zombie ghost brain to prevent myself from becoming a homeless zombie ghost brain.
Post by: Espithel on September 23, 2014, 10:39:27 pm
I wish I was more hygienic.
Post by: caboose on September 23, 2014, 11:38:04 pm
I wish I knew why zombies can't travel through time.
Post by: Espithel on September 23, 2014, 11:44:59 pm
I wish bubbles were hygienic.
Post by: caboose on September 23, 2014, 11:57:25 pm
I wish a non zombie time traveler picked up my brain and and prevented my homelessness zombiefying body-less outcome.
Post by: yee on September 24, 2014, 08:19:35 am
I wish that caboose wishes were not so easily corrupted ;)
Post by: caboose on September 24, 2014, 01:45:31 pm
I wish I knew how to make harder to corrupt wishes.....
Post by: Coffeeditto on September 25, 2014, 01:03:03 am
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Post by: Espithel on September 25, 2014, 06:02:42 am
Post by: Espithel on September 26, 2014, 08:18:47 am
Just to annoy Theelkie.
Post by: iDaire on September 27, 2014, 03:02:44 am
I wish this thread is revived.Wish denied.
Just to annoy Theelkie.
Post by: yee on September 27, 2014, 11:16:09 am
Wish denial corrupted :PI wish this thread is revived.Wish denied.
Just to annoy Theelkie.
I wish to start Corrupt a Wish 6.0 ::)
Post by: caboose on September 27, 2014, 12:48:34 pm
Wish denial corrupted :PI wish this thread is revived.Wish denied.
Just to annoy Theelkie.
I wish to start Corrupt a Wish 6.0 ::)
Granted,you'll start up 6.0 when 5.0 ends in roughly 2 to 300 pages from now.
I wish I knew how annoyed Theelkie is that both 4.0 and 5.0 are up and running.