Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Xenocidius]

Granted. It takes 50 long years, and at the end of it you have nothing to show for it but a wasted life.

I wish I was a cat.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted. You're xn0ize, who died forever.
I wish for Napalm Soda!

[Helston]

Granted. You are arrested, found guilty of the murder and cannibalism of ~Napalm, and sentenced to life in a maximum security prison.

I wish my cricket match yesterday wasn't cancelled due to rain.

[Xenocidius]

Granted. However, since you obviously didn't show up, you are off the team.

I wish I was a snake.

[Skotadi Phobos]

Granted.  As long as you are the snake from the "better Nate than lever" joke.
I wish I could survive a very long fall.

[EmeraldTiger]

Granted but you end up 2 inches tall.
I wish my wish gets granted nicely.

[Xenocidius]

Granted. All your future wishes will be corrupted.

I wish for 1.294 to be released.

[Skotadi Phobos]

Granted. As long as in the process you account is deleted.
I wish I could teleport.

[makapse]

granted.but you just teleported into the middle of the sun.
I wish i died forever

[ninetyfools]

Granted. Theres nothing to say. You die.
I wish for 928354024985029860  in ETG

[Skotadi Phobos]

Granted. As long as the game thinks it is a hack and crashes your computer.
I wish for a big hill to sled on today.

[ninetyfools]

Granted however, the big hill was Mt Everest and you broke your neck.
I wish for 4683205968290582483024602985672098567  in EIG but it is not recognized as a hack and nothing happens besides me getting rich.