Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Legit]

Old one was locked so here's the new thread.

Hello ladies and gentlemen,

It's time to play the Corrupt a wish game! Where winners turn into a losers and losers stay where they are at! The game is simply but the possibilities are endless. Simply write your wish, grant any wishes before you, and watch the magic unfold.

In case that isn't good enough, here is a little example:

Minotaur A: I wish for a horse.
Minotaur B: Granted, it's a dead horse. I wish for a bike.
Minotaur C: Granted, but it's only two inches tall. I wish for a soda.

And it just keeps on going. Shall we then? And remember, folks, no double posting! Wait for someone to Corrupt your wish, don't go corrupting your own wish.

Starting wish:

I wish for ETG to be nice and give my all the nymphs

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted. Your account crashed and lost all of them, however.
I wish for Legit cake.

[Xenocidius]

Granted, Legit eats the cake.

I wish not to regret this post forever as this thread repeatedly pops up in my Unread Replies.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted. It now appears in your PMs.
I wish for Xeno Pie.

[jippy99]

Granted.  Xeno pies you in the face.
I wish for another TO. (I really want to respond to this, but I can't)

[Jocko]

Granted, it turns out to be

bucky
I wish to win BL.

[Xenocidius]

Granted. TStar hunts you down and violently murders you.

I wish for a Mark of Darkness.

[jippy99]

Granted.  Its a deck mark (not the card).
I wish for more shards.

[EmeraldTiger]

Granted but you get shards of glass in your hand.
I wish to know what to wish for.

[Helston]

Granted, you wish you hadn't wasted your wish.
I wish I could have an avatar.

[ninetyfools]

Oh it started from my old wish! 
Granted your avatar is one a noob could use
I wish for this thread to be locked again

[EvaRia]

Granted, but that probably won't happen for a while.

I wish for a fish.