Vending Machine V6

[CrockettRocket]

You get sh** on.
I insert a second page.

[mathman101]

you get an unlucky # 13th post

I insert something unoriginal

[dawn to dusk]

You get me

i insert tildes

[montrossen]

You get a real cat.

I insert +1 | 1

[Tha_Playa_Slaya]

You get 1/3 of a blessing.

I insert a gold tooth, never before used.

[bossitron]

you get AIDS.

i insert you

[Tha_Playa_Slaya]

You get a can of lightning.
I insert 3 penguin flippers.

[montrossen]

You get a mutant penguin.

I insert 10 quanta.

[bossitron]

you get your mom

i insert 10  quanta

[Tha_Playa_Slaya]

You get a new form of life.

I insert 30  quanta

[bossitron]

you get a paradox.

i insert  564343 of 

[montrossen]

You get EtG.

I insert mouth with 17 feet and a crane.
(make a reply to THAT, ha!)