Vending Machine V6

[Drake_XIV]

Basically, anyone inserts something, anything, into the machine and somehow it always fits.  The next person says what the person before them gets.

I insert a quarter.

[theelkspeaks]

You get a can of Cherry pop (not Cherry cola, actually Cherry soda).

I insert a Frito.

[Drake_XIV]

You get chili

I insert my password

[mathman101]

you get my username 



i insert a game

[bossitron]

you get http://www.mafa.com/Quick-Unhook-The-Bra

i insert WHY!!!!!

[Tha_Playa_Slaya]

You get BECAUSE!!!!!!

I insert $20.

[dawn to dusk]

You get 20 cents

I insert my tired self

[bossitron]

You get caffine.

i insert mah belly

[mathman101]

you get Mike Myers in a kilt


I insert a volcano on a deserted island

[CrockettRocket]

you get steam enveloping the island so large is creates a story hidden in the mist. From the mist we bunchies of anime shows.
I insert something stupid.

[Tha_Playa_Slaya]

You get something clever.

I insert a Russian nesting doll.

[bossitron]

you get a bird nest.

i insert poop