Vending Machine 5.0

[nerd1]

you get a migraine
i insert my awesome new picture.

[Smokefree]

you get a autographed pic of Justin Bieber

i insert a Victory Secrets Catalog

[nerd1]

you get drool.
i insert this: http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/58994877/5 (http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/58994877/5)

[Gocubbies1212]

you get a comical response

i insert a comic book

[penguin3921]

you get a pc

i insert a mac

[918273645]

You get crap!

I insert my traffic ticket.

[lukce]

You get money

I insert an airplane

[1world24]

you get a lemon  . i insert a quarter.

[lukce]

You get a 

I insert  8)

[nerd1]

you get
i insert a one hundred dollar bill that's been in the pocket of an expensive suit for 300 years.

[Gocubbies1212]

you get a one dollar bill

i insert a cent

P.S.  new favorite smiley: 

[nerd1]

you  get a ent because my spelling isn't that good anymore 
i insert strikethrough

note: that smiley is on
http://www.mysmilies.com/smileys/Genres/ (http://www.mysmilies.com/smileys/Genres/)
on the OBSCENE section