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slovenc555

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Re: Re: Vending Machine https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7317.msg26886#msg26886
« Reply #168 on: February 17, 2010, 03:37:47 pm »
you get cancer (sorry, but a malignant cell is acctually a cancerus one).

Iinsert a cure for cancer (so you dont get cured. + it's the only tear chuck norris ever cried out, and it was when he stuch a fork in his eye by accident).

CB!

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Re: Re: Vending Machine https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7317.msg26898#msg26898
« Reply #169 on: February 17, 2010, 04:11:47 pm »
you get cancer (sorry, but a malignant cell is acctually a cancerus one).

Iinsert a cure for cancer (so you dont get cured. + it's the only tear chuck norris ever cried out, and it was when he stuch a fork in his eye by accident).
LMAO... YES!!!

Your cell phone blows up.  Hey, some people think they cause cancer...

Insert a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick...

slovenc555

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Re: Re: Vending Machine https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7317.msg26940#msg26940
« Reply #170 on: February 17, 2010, 06:52:35 pm »
What, a strong one!?

You get The big bang causeing the end of the world and a begining of another one.

I insert my blown-up-hey-the-screen-wasn't-working-anyways cell phone

Lucifear

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Re: Re: Vending Machine https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7317.msg27072#msg27072
« Reply #171 on: February 17, 2010, 10:20:26 pm »
You receive a working screen for a cell phone.

I insert a hammer and a sickle.

Silkenfist

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Re: Re: Vending Machine https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7317.msg27107#msg27107
« Reply #172 on: February 17, 2010, 11:19:10 pm »
You get a stern lecture from Leo Trotzki on not to waste farming tools that could be used for the sake of society as a whole for your personal amusement.

I insert a soap bubble.


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Re: Re: Vending Machine https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7317.msg27117#msg27117
« Reply #173 on: February 17, 2010, 11:48:44 pm »
you get spongebob (sucks for you)

insert a dragon
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "its better than yours" damn right, its better than yours! i can teach you but i'd have to charge!

Lucifear

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Re: Re: Vending Machine https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7317.msg27162#msg27162
« Reply #174 on: February 18, 2010, 01:40:00 am »
You get a reverse time.

Insert a quick-reply

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Re: Re: Vending Machine https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7317.msg27167#msg27167
« Reply #175 on: February 18, 2010, 01:45:07 am »
you get me (sucks for you[rofl])

insert a sign that says "insert here" (it has an insert hole)
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "its better than yours" damn right, its better than yours! i can teach you but i'd have to charge!

Lucifear

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Re: Re: Vending Machine https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7317.msg27171#msg27171
« Reply #176 on: February 18, 2010, 01:55:32 am »
You get a holographic projection which says 'get prize' (with a projection of a prize)

Insert Elements radio x,x

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Re: Re: Vending Machine https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7317.msg27172#msg27172
« Reply #177 on: February 18, 2010, 01:57:09 am »
you get an experimental computer that causes insanite stress for all admins across the world (quick, destroy it before scaredgirl dies and forums are shut down!)
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "its better than yours" damn right, its better than yours! i can teach you but i'd have to charge!

Lucifear

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Re: Re: Vending Machine https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7317.msg27176#msg27176
« Reply #178 on: February 18, 2010, 02:05:54 am »
Very well....

I insert whatever unit was going to insert.

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Re: Re: Vending Machine https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=7317.msg27181#msg27181
« Reply #179 on: February 18, 2010, 02:16:27 am »
crap! sorry, i keep forgetting (my witty comments are very distracting to myself)

anywho, you get a piece of paper saying "PARADOKS!!!"

insert a modem
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "its better than yours" damn right, its better than yours! i can teach you but i'd have to charge!

 

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