The watermelon post actually makes you more suspect imo. As people have said, it's freaking obvious.
You are normally more creative with your tactical eye. Not always correct, but always creative. The fact you are now leaning on your totally obvious "tactics" as "100% obvious town" just makes me want to vote on you even more.
It was a semi-jokey vote before, but screw it, something feels off about you so far, and I have no better ideas.