Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[ZeroDegree]

Granted, but suddenly have amnesia and the only u remember is barney.

i wish i can pronounce chrysaora correctly.

[Flayne]

Granted but it turns out, the only you can actually say is Chrysaora. (Social status falls by 99.9%)



I wish I had the ability to have all abilities.

[RagingAlien]

granted, your brain grows to ridiculous proportions due to the equation "Knowledge (or ability) = power = matter = mass" and it shatters the cranium, making you die with lots of pieces of bone in your brain.

I wish i hadd all the Discworld Books.

[Flayne]

Granted but your social status is decreased by 1000% since Discworld is all you're gonna talk about in every conversation for the rest of your life and you die of loneliness .



I wish I was immortal

[agentflare]

Granted but you become so very bored, and became chronically depressed
I wish I was telepathic

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, you're in the minds of psychopathic perverts.

I wish for a deck.

[RagingAlien]

You get a deck of a boat. now for the hull, mast and so on. good luck, dude.

I wish for a card deck.

[ZeroDegree]

granted, but the cards got burned by forestfire.

I wish PI has an ending.

[RagingAlien]

granted, pi now is discovered to have an actual end on the decimals, but the number is so big no possible text screen or computer memory can keep it stored.

I wish for fire.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but everything you own is consumed by the fire.

I wish for Epsilon

[sbluen]

Granted, but Epsilon-Delta-Omega steals back its frat sign piece.

I wish for my orange to have the mitosis ability, and for the quanta to activate it.

[ZeroDegree]

granted, but it has virus when u eat it, now u acquired mad orange disease.
i wish to end this thread.