Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Five In One]

Granted. They all appear at once, 20 ft above your head. You then get crushed under their massive, unlimited weight.

I wish I could eat a steak.

[SickTanicK]

Granted. But it's poison and you die.
I wish I could make people explode with my brain.

[Stickmasterluke]

Granted. What ever it said, it must not have been good because Zanz did not like it and he replied to tell you that you are now ip banned from anything Elements related.

I wish for a better future.

[SickTanicK]

Granted. But it's a future without you being there.
I wish for a wish that could not be corrupted!

[Destiny]

Granted, they put it on your grave as a funeral gift.
I wish I had a sandwich.

[killybob]

granted. it's been in the cupboard for two years and has maggots and mould in it

i wish for 3 more wishes of my choice that are incorruptible.

[Five In One]

Wish granted, but you spend the rest of your life deciding what to wish for with your three valuable wishes, and by doing so you accidentally forgot to make any wish at all.

I wish.

[Destiny]

Granted. But your wish was invalid.

I wish for a- *Gets shot*

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, I play Reverse Time. You were never shot.
I wish for a Skeleton Plushy.

[SickTanicK]

Granted, but it's on fire and burns to ash anyway.
I wish that I could grant my own wishes from now on.

[kitty45]

Granted: not really 
  I wish for a Jade dragon plushy

[Five In One]

Granted, but you're stuck inside of it, and the plushy was so well made it's impossible to get out.

I wish people would say "ampersand" more often.