Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[-Levi-]

Granted, but it ends up becoming a crappy anime series and the game gets flooded with completely unbalanced cards.

I wish I'd be doing homework.

[joebob777]

granted but you get bored, play-an-online-children's-card game, and get an NHI (not handed in)

i wish my band didnt suck so the concert tonight might actually be fun

[butcaa]

granted but is replaced with blood rain... YOUR BLOOD RAIN
i wish for a  quanta so i can play a phase dragon anmd win my battle

[xBerzerk]

Granted, but on the following turn, your opponent uses two Black Holes and uses Fractal on a Pest. All your Quanta is now gone.

I wish for the game.

[Nepycros]

Granted, you lost the game.

I wish I could win the game.

[joebob777]

granted, you can now win chuck norris: THE GAME, and because you win, chuck norris comes and round house kicks your face

i wish i had more time to do stuff (like play black ops) before i had to go to bed

[xBerzerk]

Granted, red ring.

I wish I had the power of immortality, invisibility, telekinesis, command, telepathy, super strength, shadow manipulation, cryokinesis, pyrokinesis, flight, mind-reading abilities, camouflage, materialization, super-sonic speed, revitalization, resurrection, death, shapeshifting, libido, fertility, duplication, omniscience, mastery over all of the powers listed, the ability to grant others with such powers as well as to take them away, and bagels.

I dare you to try and corrupt my wish.

[penguin3921]

granted, but you grow to the size of the empire state building

i wish someone would grant my wish

[reberth]

granted, but your wish has created a paradox and caused everyone within a 1 mile vicinity to die

I wish my internet connection wouldn't suck

[lukce]

Granted, you have no internet now

I wish for a shishkebab

[joebob777]

first off, i must thank xBezerk, i dont have xbox, only ps3, so if i got red ring, i must have xbox, thank you for giving me a brand new xbox xBezerk

second, granted but the kebab has been sitting in the sun for 3 centuries, and you ate it before i could tell you

i wish for the worlds first half a penny

[xBerzerk]

granted, but you grow to the size of the empire state building

i wish someone would grant my wish

You granted me the power of shapeshifting. I can reduce myself back to a normal size and shape. Try again.\

@morningstar: Granted, the motorbike is damaged beyond repair.

I wish I had the power of immortality, invisibility, telekinesis, command, telepathy, super strength, shadow manipulation, cryokinesis, pyrokinesis, flight, mind-reading abilities, camouflage, materialization, super-sonic speed, revitalization, resurrection, death, shapeshifting, libido, fertility, duplication, omniscience, mastery over all of the powers listed, the ability to grant others with such powers as well as to take them away, and bagels.

Someone try to corrupt this. I really want to see it done.