Deckbuilding & Writing Competition: 7 Deadly Haikus

[Opsinis]

Deckbuilding & Writing Competition: 7 Deadly Haikus

The Gameplan: Build 3 decks and write 3 Haikus based off of 3 of the 7 Deadly Sins

They are:
Wrath - 
Greed - 
Sloth - 
Pride - 
Lust - 
Envy - 
Gluttony - 


Must read, therefore read:

• 3 decks per 3 Haikus per 3 sins per person.
• All three decks must have a different mark, and no two decks can be the same Mono/Duo/Trio/Quad/Rainbow.
  So Deck 1 can be a Mono with a fire mark, but Deck 2&3 can not be a mono nor can they have the fire mark.
• The element beside the sin above, may not be in that deck.
  So if Deck 1 is based on Envy. It can have no life cards, nor can it have a life mark.
• Other cards are acceptable
• You should have one Haiku per deck. So 3 decks, 3 Haikus. The Haiku should talk about the sin and/or the deck and/or both.
• Haikus should be titled, and they will follow the pattern of:
  Line 1: 5 syllables
  Line 2: 7 syllables
  Line 3: 5 syllables
• You're asked to craft 3 different decks. YES IT IS OKAY IS THEY REALLY ARENT THE MOST POWERFUL in the game.
  Thematics > all.
• NO EXPLANATION other than the actual haiku is acceptable for the decks. So make them good.
• Submissions go in this thread. <3 Goodluck Loves

You have no time left!

[AD TienzuStorm]

So.. you're not supposed to use the elements that correspond with each sin?

Also, are you still allowed to use quanta of the corresponding element? For example, is it legal to make a FFQ deck that uses Rustlers and Fireflies for Pride?

And when you say that they don't necessarily have to be good, they still have to be functional, correct?

[Opsinis]

So.. you're not supposed to use the elements that correspond with each sin? Yes. A challenge I hope.

Also, are you still allowed to use quanta of the corresponding element? For example, is it legal to make a FFQ deck that uses Rustlers and Fireflies for Pride? Yes. You can use light quanta. You just can't have a light card or a light mark.

And when you say that they don't necessarily have to be good, they still have to be functional, correct? Yes. They should function. Nobody wants to see a 30 pillar deck.

[Basman-1453]

Upped or unupped decks (or a deck that contains a mix of both) are fine, no?

[Opsinis]

Upped or unupped decks (or a deck that contains a mix of both) are fine, no? Yes! Totally, fine.

[JonathanCrazyJ]

Love this idea.
Haikus the best thing ever.
Make me jizz my pants.

[Naesala]

Love this idea.5
Haikus are the best thing ever. 8
Make me jizz my pants. 5

You lose.

[JonathanCrazyJ]

a wild "are" appeared.

[andretimpa]

could use

The best thing ever: Haikus

[Solaris]

Or even "Haikus, the best thing ever"

[mathman101]

Three decks, three haikus.
You can read my submissions.
I hope you like them!

Spoiler for Gluttony:

Swarming Children

Eat, eat, eat my sons,
Feed until the swarm arrives.
Swarm and feast, goodbye.

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5rg 5rg 5rg 5rg 5rg 5rg 5rg 5rg 5rg 5rg 5rg 5rg 5rl 5rl 5rq 5rq 5rq 5rq 5rq 5rq 5rs 5rs 5rs 5rs 5rs 5rs 5se 5se 5se 5se 5se 8ps

Spoiler for Sloth:

Relaxing Boned Cats

Lazy bones pile up,
As soul and body die off.
The cat relaxes.

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4vq 4vq 4vq 4vq 4vq 4vq 52h 52h 52h 52h 52q 52q 52q 52r 52r 52r 52r 52v 52v 52v 52v 52v 542 542 542 542 542 542 542 542 8pj

Spoiler for Pride:

Wet Thorny Skin

I've more health then you!
Ha! Better, faster, stronger!
I'm pure as water!

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592 592 592 594 594 594 594 594 594 5c2 5c2 5c2 5c2 5c2 5c3 5c3 5c3 5c3 5cg 5cg 5cg 5de 5de 5de 5de 5de 5de 5de 5de 5de 5de 5de 5de 5ia 5ia 5ia 5ia 5ig 5ig 5jm 5jm 5jm 5jm 5jm 5jm 5jm 5jm 5jm 5jm 5jm 8pm

[eljoemo]

Competition Time!
Decks can be fun; haikus too.
Why not have them both?

Spoiler for Pride:

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500 534 534 568 568 59c 5cg 5cg 5fk 5io 5io 5p0 5v8 5v8 62c 62c 6qq 6qq 6qq 6qq 6qq 6qq 6qq 6qq 6qq 6qq 6qq 6qq 6qq 6qq 7ap 7ap 7ap 7ap 8pn

Collection

Look at all my nymphs.
You wish you had as many
As I do, you noob.

Spoiler for Sloth:

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7gk 7gk 7gk 7gk 7gk 7gr 7gr 7gr 7gr 7gr 7hi 7hi 7hi 7hi 7i6 7i6 7i6 7i6 7i6 7jp 7jp 7jp 7jp 7jp 7jp 7k6 7k6 7k6 7q9 7q9 7q9 7q9 7q9 8pp

Eventually

Should I attack you?
Nah, I don't feel like it yet,
Maybe in a while...

Spoiler for Envy:

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6qq 6qq 6qq 6qq 6qq 6qq 808 808 808 808 808 80b 80b 80b 80j 80j 80j 80j 80j 80j 80k 80k 80k 80k 80k 81q 81q 81q 81q 81q 8pu

Possession

You're creatures look nice.
Could I borrow them from you?
Quiet! They're mine now.