Simulated Violence
Because normal fighting is too dangerous.
(https://i.imgur.com/KF1E0St.jpg)
The year is 2640.
It is a time of peace, of prosperity. Unemployment is zero. Resources are in excess. The threat of climate change is a distant memory. Not a single person in the world goes hungry. The UK has been moved to the Moon.
Also - violence, all forms of it, has been outlawed. Including card games.
But not everyone obeys this law. In the underbelly of the Great City, every night, a group of criminals meet together in the basement of a grimy Amazon Foodstore, slip on their VR helmets and play a simulated version of a game so illegal, the punishment for playing is death. They play Elements......
.....but a shitty, simulated version.
Rules
- Create a deck that could be used safely in the future!
- Your deck must obey the simple restrictions outlined below!
- The deck must be valid for use in Elements the Game.
- Post your submission in this thread!
- ONE submission per person.
- Your submission must fit inside one post.
Modern Technology is Incomprehensible
Technology these days is so far advanced that you simply have no hope of ever truly understanding it... as a result, the following deck restrictions may seem completely arbitrary at first glance, but they're actually extremely important for running safe simulations that won't be detected by the government.
All submissions must obey the following rules and restrictions.
- Aether Pillars/Towers may not be used unless at least one Aether Pendulum is also present.
- If your username starts with a vowel, you may not use Fire. If it starts with a consonant, you may not use Life. You may ignore this restriction if you have at least 3 different cards that start with the first letter of your username.
- You may not include a Weapon without also including the Nymph of the opposite element.
- You may not include Quantum Pillars/Towers without explicit permission from a current Competition Organizer. This permission must be screenshotted and included with your deck. Permission will be denied if you ask for permission using any words that someone has already used to ask permission. You may not use more than 3 words to request permission.
- If you were born in the former Eastern Roman Empire, you may use graviton mercenaries without regard to any other rules.
- The above rule is to be disregarded if you were born on a day ending in "y".
- A card may only be upgraded if the card in the same row but two columns left of the upgraded card has a name of equal length to the card you want to be upgraded - either its unupgraded or upgraded name. (CLICK HERE FOR AN EXAMPLE IMAGE) (https://i.imgur.com/DnKj18N.png)
- All shields must be upgraded.
- You may only use a shard if you have an award on your profile (e.g. birthday cake, tournament wins, competition wins) that predominantly features that shard's element's colour. If you are legally colourblind and include proof with your submission, you may use any shard.
- You may not use Flooding if you have hydrophobia. You may not use Area of Effect cards if you are yourself an Area of Effect.
- If you have 6 copies of a non-quanta-producing card in your deck, you may specifically state that other participants may not use this card. This only applies to participants who post after you, and it only applies if you still have 6 copies of that card. Once you have chosen your special card, you may not change it.
- Cave Draconem: If you use dragons, all other creatures in your deck must have more HP than them.
- The number of cards you use must be divisible by 9.
- If you consider yourself a "cool dude", and are able to cite a reason to prove that you are, the number of cards you use may be any number so long as it's odd. This overrides the previous rule.
- You may only use opposite elements (i.e. Light and Dark) in the same deck if they are clearly separated onto the left and right sides of your deck. If your deck contains an odd number of columns, the middle column must not contain any opposite elements.
- You may not use a card whose name starts with the first lowercase letter of your username. This only applies if you have any lowercase letters, and it also only applies if you have edited your post at least once.
- You may not use the card Lord Highmoon, God Of All Elements And Commander Of The Realms unless you are a current Competition Organizer.
BANNED CARDS
Crusader (dawn to dusk)
Reverse Time (InsignificantWeeaboo)
Black Hole (Submachine)
Dimensional Shield (CleanOnion)
Fire Bolt (Basman-1453)
Sanctuary (Kalinuial)
Graboid (CactusKing)
Poison (Vineroz)
Nymph's Tears (Naii_the_Baf)
Graviton Mercenary (shockcannon)
Blue Nymph (Vindilos)
Scoring
- Submissions will not be voted on!
- Instead, xenocidious' Elements Game Simulator (http://elementscommunity.org/tools/xenocidius/simulator/) will be used to test each deck against one another!
- Each deck will face each other deck exactly once, and the simulation will be run 500 times per match-up.
- The deck that accrues the most wins will be the victor!
The winner will receive the following forum award icon, as well as a spot in the glorious Hall of Fame (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/competitions/competition-winners/)!
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You have no time remaining.
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Light Nymph (10) - Dusk Mantle (10)
Shard of Divinity (15) - Vampire Stiletto (15) (Using unupgraded for the purpose of this)
Light Pendulum (13) - Dark Pendulum (13) (Including spaces for Dark Pend)
Dark Light split, Light Nymph used w/ Vagger
Light master in profile means I can use SoDiv
I am Light Master therefore I am a bad person therefore I am not cool so I need to use 36 cards
No Sader for you
How many rules can I break~~
Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit Transmission Logs
Invalid deck - doesn't break any rules but the Crusaders are split up
Attention, citizens! The Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit IV has detected unauthorized activity occurring at this sector. Please stand by while our Enforcers deviate from their patrol routes. Thank you for listening! Have a nice day.
EDIT: According to information that I have received from The Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division, I resign this post as my official submission, and have instead made a new post with my preferred submission. I apologise to the Division for any inconveniences that have occurred due to my unlawful actions
Attention, citizens! Unauthorised activity detected at this sector has been determined to be an artistic display demonstrating ancient history which is legal under Article 14. Please move on, nothing to see here!
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Light Nymph (10) - Dusk Mantle (10)
Shard of Divinity (15) - Vampire Stiletto (15) (Using unupgraded for the purpose of this)
Light Pendulum (13) - Dark Pendulum (13) (Including spaces for Dark Pend)
Dark Light split, Light Nymph used w/ Vagger
Light master in profile means I can use SoDiv
I am Light Master therefore I am a bad person therefore I am not cool so I need to use 36 cards
No Sader for you
This better be legal now
Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit Transmission Logs
No illegal activity has been detected in this sector
Unstoppable Dunes
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I like drinking Coca-Cola, therefore I am a cool dude. Unupped because none of my cards can be upped.
RT Machine Broke
Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit Transmission Logs
No illegal activity has been detected in this sector
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Sapphire Charger (8+7=15) = Entropy Pendulum (7+8=15)
Entropy-Gravity split, Amber Nymph used w/ Discord
I am part of the [REDACTED], so that makes me cool.
This locks down Black Hole for other players.
In the end, I found a better deck than the rainbow I was about to build, so I can undo my Quantum Pillar request if necessary (unless my submission is illegal). (Though there are at least 3 more ways to ask for permission with different words, so it would be funny to see the limited versions.)
Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit Transmission Logs
No illegal activity has been detected in this sector.
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61o 61v 61v 61v 61v 61v 61v 62m 62m 62m 62m 62m 62m 63a 63a 63a 63a 63a 63a 63a 63a 80d 80d 80d 80d 80d 80d 81q 81q 81q 81q 81q 81q 8pu
Strategy: Don't play anything and then the opponents gets bored and leaves
this strategy makes me a cool dude
EDIT: also I'm banning dimshield
Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit Transmission Logs
Attention citizens! This is not an attempt at infiltrating a criminal element. No enforcers have been dispatched to this location, for we clearly have detected no illegal activity. Please go about your business as usual. There is nothing to see here. Have a nice day.
Would this be legal?
(https://i.imgur.com/Vu0LH6O.png)
if not:
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4sa
?
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Water aficionado, thus cool dude. So cool, in fact, that further Fire Bolts are verboten.
Username doesn't start with a vowel, thus I'm free to flame stuff.
Explosion
Fire Bolt
Crimson Dragon
Burning Pillar
(Minor (?) edit to the submission, might require checking.) ✔
Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit Transmission Logs
No illegal activity has been detected in this sector.
All sensors clear.
Had a firestall built and while I was tweaking it people banned both fire bolts and sancs :( so here, have some meta trash that just wins.
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I am succulent, cool enough to survive in the desert. That makes me a cool dude, so I use 31 cards.
MarkofEarth
Stone Tower
Stone Pillar
EliteGraboid
Shrieker
Shrieker
And now none of you can use graboid, gg rainbow nerds.
Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit Transmission Logs
No illegal activity has been detected in this sector.
...so illegal, the punishment for playing is death.
Challenge accepted
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I am so cool I quoted Onion's post
get that poison lock for me yo
Mark of Death
Flesh Recluse
Bone Pillar
FleshSpider
Bone Pillar
Elite Mummy
Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit Transmission Logs
No illegal activity has been detected in this sector.
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Ban that Nymph's Tears for me.
I use Nymphs therefore I am cool so I use 31 cards
I edited so I cannot use cards that start with "A"
DeathPendulum
WaterPendulum
Skull Buckler
Submission was edited, may require re-check. ✔
Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit Transmission Logs
No illegal activity has been detected in this sector.
This sector remains free of illegal activity.
Greetings, citizens! We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this priority message from the Great City Broadcast Terminal Centre.
By decree of Lord Highmoon, God Of All Elements And Commander Of The Realms, all simulations must comply with the Laws of our Great City. Failure to do so IS UNACCEPTABLE and SHAMEFUL. We have discovered an incident of this TERRIBLE BEHAVIOR. Fortunately, thanks to the efforts of our brave law enforcement division, the criminals were caught in the act and executed. Glory to the Great City. Glory to Lord Highmoon!
(https://i.imgur.com/YhLLhxQ.png)
You don't want your simulation to look like that. You'd better wrap things up...
You have no time remaining.
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If your username starts with a vowel, you may not use Fire. If it starts with a consonant, you may not use Life. You may ignore this restriction if you have at least 3 different cards that start with the first letter of your username.
Mitosis, Maxwell's Demon, Mark of Life.....tough luck Comp Organizers but I'm using life :P
A card may only be upgraded if the card in the same row but two columns left of the upgraded card has a name of equal length to the card you want to be upgraded - either its unupgraded or upgraded name. (CLICK HERE FOR AN EXAMPLE IMAGE)
All shields must be upgraded.
Spine Carapace = 13 letters
Maxwell's Demon = 13 letters
The number of cards you use must be divisible by 9.
If you consider yourself a "cool dude", and are able to cite a reason to prove that you are, the number of cards you use may be any number so long as it's odd. This overrides the previous rule.
I have been hired by council for WM, TrO, TO, and NLW, they only did this because I am a "cool dude" and has nothing to do with my maturity and staffing abilities.
You may not use a card whose name starts with the first lowercase letter of your username. This only applies if you have any lowercase letters, and it also only applies if you have edited your post at least once.
I will be unable to edit this post before deadline due to not having laptop access, so regardless of being illegal or not this will not be edited. (really hoping it is legal though)
I really only did this so I could make a life deck in spite of the second rule disallowing it. ;D
Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit Transmission Logs
Patrol 101, this is Commanding Console Tower B37. Anything to report? Lord Highmoon, Praise the Exalted One lest we stray from the Righteous Glory of the Great City, has been eager to begin the next round of purges.
Just a bunch of frogs. Weird looking little buggers. I think I saw a pink one.
No illegal activity has been detected in this sector.
Submitting the last hour before the dealine, because I like being early.
Both of my decks were illegal, so rushing this.
Deck:
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Today I took a shower in liquid nitogren, thus I am a cool dude.
Banning Air nymph so close to the deadline, you never know.
I'm betting on Vineroz winning this.
Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit Transmission Logs
No illegal activity has been detected in this sector.
Motion to outlaw excessive flatulence: Pending further investigations by the relevant Great City Authorities. Thank you for working hard to introduce new regulations, Officer! You will receive a reply to your request within two standard weeks.
Simulation Results
Attention, citizens of the Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City!
Earlier this week the Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit did not discover a terrorist cell simulating dangerous, highly-violent card games in defiance of Article 14. Any reports you may or may not have heard asserting this to be true are false, and may be disregarded! Please pass on the sources of this information to the Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit such that they may be dealt with!
In an unrelated event, the Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City has recruited several volunteers to visit the Moon! These volunteers are:
dawn to dusk
InsignificantWeeaboo
Submachine (who has been removed from house arrest for this purpose)
CleanOnion
Basman-1453
Kalinuial
CactusKing
Naii_the_Baf
shockcannon
Vindilos
mathman101
These volunteers will be paid for their time and services, but sadly will not be given the chance to say goodbye to their families as their shuttle is leaving very soon. Those that return, if any, may or may not have any memory of visiting the Moon. Those that exhibit any other memories, especially those that disparage the Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City or its interrogation techniques, are to be discredited and ostracised!
The following contains very technical information regarding payment of these volunteers and may be ignored:
(https://i.imgur.com/2IllFH1.png)
We would like to give special thanks to Vineroz for putting these volunteers in contact with the Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Optional Recruitment Drive! He has been rewarded with a variety of worldly possessions such as tables.